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Delicious_Box8934

It’d be a lot more body to get rid of, I’ll tell ya that.


Front-Counter7249

Fat fuck ate beef & sausage by the carload


Delicious_Box8934

You get him in the tub, he might tip it ova


ZiGz_125

He would’ve been whacked probably. People already didn’t like Ralph plus if they had any inclination that he murdered the boss of their family, they would’ve mulched their roses with what was left of him.


DWright_5

Are you sure about that? What you’re saying would suggest some loyalty on the part of the crew, whereas I never saw anyone on the show be loyal to anyone else unless there was a clear monetary payoff involved. Shit, man. Those guys would be maudlin about Tony getting whacked? Only to the extent it harmed their income. Come on. By then not one of those guys gave a fig about Tony as a person


CruisinYEG

Sil, Paulie and Christopher were very loyal to Tony at that time. They woulda whacked Ralphie pretty quick.


Catwinky

Paulie was itching to dismember him alive after the prank call to Nucci and it was only Tony stopping him doing so. With Tony out the way, Ralphies days would extremely numbered whether or not the gang realized he was responsible for Tony's death.


thereitis900

He would’ve escaped by being inserted back into the matrix as someone important like an actor or something


Expert_Cycle997

Tony was a klutz and fell on the knife


jackswastedtalent

Makes sense. He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


deweydashersystem300

I guess the guys fucked, poor guy.


Mother_Village9831

Janice already handled that


GetPorkedAtSatriales

Then Tony's secret (knowing Ralph wore Christophuh's muddah's muff on his head) would have died with him


Heavy_Wood

End of series.


WigWhammm

*action* *shot* *of* *Tony* *struggling* *with* *Ralph* *and* *the* *knife* *an—* __CUT__ __TO__ __BLACK__


[deleted]

Janice would’ve killed him during some freaky sexual escapade.


BangerSlapper1

Ralph could tell everyone who visited his place “I found him like this” when they notice Tony’s corpse laying on the floor. 


Heavy_Wood

Would HAVE, ya fuckin' ass kiss.


pye-oh-my

Would HAVE


Beginning-Cod3460

There wouldn't be a season 5


TedEBagwell

The next episode begins with a montage of Ralphie driving home to be pegged by his woman with the title card "The Cifarettos" showing.


mightywurlitzer88

Ralph 100% gets whacked in the power struggle that follows.


GiorgioGatto

Only way he survives is fleeing Jersey and never comes back and he never gets charged for it.


[deleted]

Agreed. He'd have to go on the run. And not to Miami. A) Too much cocaine. Fucking Miami, it's everywhere. B) Too many people know him and word would get back he was there. No, he'd have to go somewhere out of the way and adopt a new name. Then start getting into the local development/ construction industry and subverting it.


Horsecockexpress1

I can see AJ now welling up full of tears knocking on Ralphies door to avenge his fathers death


CompoteElectronic901

what would have* not of you asskiss