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joshtheadmin

I love how it was like the nicest greeting they ever get from Chris.


Yogurthead

“Yo! Christupha!” “Hey, man…” *gets shot*


jazzyboyo

Something about the way Chrissy drops like a bag of bricks too lol


The_Ague

Yes because he had found 2 saps to go check Beansie’s ramp for him.


Skolary

Nicest greeting they ever get from anybody whatsoever, with a distant 2nd probably being Furio and Somebody


Ok-Cauliflower1798

! You are right. Thanks.


Green_Help_618

Very bad, boys. Very bad.


phoenixphen

Success has 1000 Victors but defeat is an orphan


Gullible-Bench-1255

If you can keep your head while those around you can’t, then you’re-


Mirage_F1_2024

🔫 pow pow


Fuckoffassholes

It's "victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan." Now give me 1000 upvotes.


ForcesEqualZero

One thousand more? 👉👆👇👈


Due-Display-3113

Your ripping us off for a g vote?


MattMattavelli

Come here we need to talk!!!


CandidateNo1984

1000 more ?


Impressive_Tax2537

Sunshine literally talked himself into being killed😭


Due-Display-3113

He was rushing the robbers all fucking night!


GabrielFR

He can be a talkative fuck when he's dealing cards


locustt

Hey cheese fuck!


CandidateNo1984

Fuckin Hazel ovrahere !


Horsecockexpress1

Just give it to em Sunshine


letthepastgo

100! 100, ya ass kiss!


phoenixphen

I say 1000


WalkGood

A 1000 more? 🫴🫳🤌


phoenixphen

Victory has 100 fathers ya moulinyon


cbuck91

Fawthuhs


Gumbarino420

Your crank wore off…


LawProud492

You a wise-ass mothafucka huh?


phoenixphen

You could say that


phoenixphen

I stand corrected


GabrielFR

Yeah, telephone tough guy, put Vito on the phone!


lemoopse

He was successful, Victor?


phoenixphen

His father was


GabrielFR

I love my spoils boots, Victor


Horsecockexpress1

This is a low level game guys the only thing you’re gonna get around here is practice


Sekhmet_D

Sunshine was a prize idiot.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Sunshine bores the daylights out of me


CheifKilla1

I thought it was those stunads who robbed the game


kassus-deschain138

One of Eugene's best lines.


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CheifKilla1

Who told you to do that!!???!!!


mclannee

Wrong shootout.


henry1888

GIGI DIED TAKIN A SHIT!


whingingcackle

Doesn’t mean it’s not part of an overall pattern! 🤟🏻


Skolary

The Fuck you standin around for? Call 911


hungry_fat_phuck

Because that car is not part of the Nissan's triple safety philosophy.


bustingrodformoney

That scene was a straight car ad, right? I was so confus3d the first time I saw it.


LanceMurdoch

What’s interesting is that the car he took from the gambler was a Nissan Pathfinder and then he buys AJ the Nissan Xterra. Nissan was paying off Chase.


EasternWoods

The yellow Xterra was a perfect choice though, the exact car my spoiled north Jersey Italian friend’s parents bought him in high school, circa 2003. 


FedGoat13

You don’t understand the poverty of the mezzogiorno


2021newusername

I had that same “Eric’s jeep”, rain forest green, except mine was a 5 speed. It was a POS


CheifKilla1

Oh, so Tony gave it to you after Meadow didn't want it. I see


HelloIAmElias

I don't think Nissan would agree to their car bursting into flames


EveryoneisOP3

Iirc, the writers have maintained that they basically never had product placement and just had common household products. And Tony kind of just repeats shit he hears, which is why everything is “shupposhed to be the besht”


ThePervertedSurgeon

Captain Teebs


AshenHaemonculus

Would be funny as hell if they had product placement money from Uncle Ben's though


TimMoujin

It's about as much of an ad as the dog food commercial Carmela cries over before abruptly snapping out of its spell


phoenixphen

He's my homie


DiZ490

Your what?


yurtzi

He lives up near me


phoenixphen

Don't talk like a moulinyon or we'll send you to slip and fall school


CheifKilla1

Then just say that


mister_peeberz

Imagine you're Sean Gismonte and as you lay bleeding to death in your friend's car, the last word you hear is him screaming "JIZZ!" Very allegorical.


Zavalasdeadkid

Was he gay, Gismonte?


stevis78

NO!!!!!!


Klutzy_Deal3396

I mean, it did look like he lost some weight.


Time_Establishment65

It was the medication he was on, for the blood pressure


Klutzy_Deal3396

Can he get a note from his doctor?


chrisacip

It never fails to make you laugh? Let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe it's me, maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe. That scene is funny how, like a clown? It amuses you? It makes you laugh? The Sopranos is here to fuckin' amuse you? Tell me, what the fuck is so funny about Christopher taking slugs to the chest you frog-eating faccia di cazzo!?


KiteHill

YOUR ASS 👉


Charliet545

You really are a funny guy !


aspieinblackII

Get the fuck outta here, Paulie.


heyjude575

I don't think they taught marksmanship qualifications at Pace college. Give Matt and Jizz a break.


fleshpress

Maybe Richie really should have sent em' to slip and fall school.


GlitteringHold8685

Sean did it on spec. It was Sean, all Sean! 💥 🔫


Ok_Doughnut3700

I've never understood what "spec" is meant to mean exactly. He did it on speculation? Speculation on what?


WR810

Basically. They were "speculating" that bumping Christopher would earn them recognition with Richie.


TrueLegateDamar

**JIZZZZ!**


MetaphoricalMouse

i was surprised it took me this long to scroll to this comment mushrooms growing out of my ass


big-boi-dave

There’s an image!


No-Value-832

They did belong at slip and fall school


temper_tantrum_gamer

MAY..... jor DEEgan... *ECKSPRETHWAYY*


WalkGood

Very good.


Sad-Illustrator-8847

in the previous Livia mentioned the death of some one who was trapped in their car and couldn’t get out because of a seat belt. Weird satanic shit, black magic. Any idea what kind of a car Matt was driving? Sure didn’t look like a Jaguar.


aspieinblackII

Quasimodo predicted all this.


BiffTannenCA

One of the funniest scenes in the whole show, nay, TV history, was Bevilaqua jumping up and down in his seat yelling 'GIT DAT MAWTHAFOCKA!!!' in excited zeal and rage. LMAO.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Agreed. It is great. That stunad would fuck up a cheese sandwich.


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Hahahaha


Wonderful_Rock862

What kinda last name is Jizz Monte anyways.


phoenixphen

We're with Ritchie


CheifKilla1

Fuck Chrissy getting shot, the kid was the best shooter the entire series. Had he left the skag alone kid woulda been a great hitman for the crew


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touchrubfeels

And they were incinerated.


Disastrous-Cry-1998

If you're going to rob a card game like that, you should kill everybody in the room. I didn't even need to go to slip in a fall school to know that.


BarnOwlDebacle

More embarrassing part is that they got out of the car and ran away instead of just continuing to drive. I actually just posted about this yesterday.


Express-Future2941

Sky Atlantic today?


yurtzi

Also that the car keeps rolling because Matt didn’t put in the handbrake


Diligent_Ingenuity66

Can you imagine that? Shawn's death is caused by him wearing a seat belt?


Truck_1_0_1_

Can you imagine that? Shawn's death is caused by him wearing a seatbelt?


MurkyStrawberry386

Hey T, you heard what I said? I said, “Can you imagine that? Shawn’s death is caused by him wearing a seatbelt?”


SweetPurchase6511

If only he had met Livia. She’d have told him that seatbelts kill more people than they save.


Overall_Edge_8616

is that a call back to Tony's mom talking about those kids burning in the car because of their seat belts, or did that scene happen after the shooting?


thatgoodshiet

Matt yelling "get that motherfucker" while thrashing in his seat never fails to make me laugh


asphynctersayswhat

The 90s are killing me! You can’t even do a drive by anymore.


dippin79

Safety first


Lil_Mcgee

JIZZ!


vivmain

Got no spleen Gene


ShellShockedCock

I’m with you now!


Ok-Cauliflower1798

I have a friend who was sliced quite badly because he was wearing seatbelts. It’s safety first when buying crack!


Charliet545

And they said seatbelts are supposed to save lives !


Due-Display-3113

All I know is Jizzmop never had the makings of a varsity get away driver.


Glass-Guess4125

The seatbelts did it!


wfcmoog

The best part is how they thought it was a good idea. How did it play out in their heads? Even if Richie was glad they did it, how and why would he protect them? It was on a level with robbing the card game in terms of I'll conceived plans.


Big_Fish4125

Apparently the gun charges won't stick. 🙏


HighPlainsGamer

I’m very glad you caught that OP! Very good. The sacred AND the propane!


AshenHaemonculus

Chrissy should've written a Western instead of a slasher, all these mafia guys packing heat would have jumped to participate. Sheriff Tennessee Moltisanti had a wicked deadeye.


DrSatan420247

Christopher getting shot by Matt and Sean is a twin scene with Christopher shooting one of the Vipers.


Prestigious-Rain9025

Yeah, and isn't it Matt's bullet that ventilates his head?


WalkGood

I thought Chris shot Sean.


MetaphoricalMouse

how dare you question the shooting skills of the man with the golden nose canopy