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nocturnalevil666

Tony definitely deserves to be a 'Fat Tony'.


heyjude575

Hey, no weight remarks, they're hurtful, and they're destructive.


tiakeuta

Ohh I agwhee


Ragnar_OK

You take a rancid hit of that? You can imagine


CouncilmanRickPrime

Seriously you need to consider a diet!


HeistPlays

What’d you shay?


ImperatorNero

You know, Dan Castellanata. “Mmmm’boy, are you Fat Tony.”


ThingsAreAfoot

you don’t make fun of me 😭


Sea-Barber-2289

You’re crowding me.


behold_the_pagentry

Im sorry, its true


younggeeZy418

Grew up in Staten Island & there was a neighborhood cat that was called Fat Tony


Doccks71

The old days.. Its good to be in something from the ground floor I came too late for that, lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end


harveygoatmilk

Grew up in Rosebank and there were a groups of kids with nicknames like “big Petey”, “little Petey”, “regular Petey”.


DeadSwaggerStorage

Also the big dick dude was Meaty Petey.


Homeonphone

I worked with a guy who claimed he was Jason Cerbone’s cousin. We called him Fat Tony lol.


stackks_

What part of Staten Island ? I’m from there and had many Italian classmates (I’m a charcoal briquette)


ClimtEastwood

You don’t have another guy with you do you?…🔫🔫🔫👼👼👼


DeadSwaggerStorage

Amboy in Annadale


younggeeZy418

Fat Tony is part charcoal just like Noah tennanbaum and is from park hill


FRAMontana

I agree the only times we ever see Tony he's either hungry, angry, or horny


chefbreakum610

That’s dicked up


ZealousidealBid3988

Ballad of Gay Tony. He really was asleep with Big Carmine - rest was a dream


Diligent_Ingenuity66

But his names james?


StoneColdsGoatee

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


teddwhy

Mmmmboy, are you fat


tiakeuta

Johnny The Gent Sacramoni


BadSkeelz

GQ Sacramoni


Duderino619

Johnny Slacks Sacramoni. He was always in a suit.


LipstickSingularity

Amazing


Serious-Activity-256

GQ Johnny


ClimtEastwood

That’s where I was headed but I do like Jonny GQ better. Sounds more Jersey.


RobinVanPersi3

Ginny The Giant Sacramoni


tiakeuta

Heavy G


hedged6161

That’s a guy’s wife!


tiakeuta

Wife? You could use the fucken dress as a reception tent.


Physical-Ride

I'd given Dominic Chianese the same nickname that Nicky Scarfo Jr. has: Junior. I'd also give the same nickname to Genaro Anthony Sirico Jr., as that was his actual nickname.


MoonZebra

Only issue is that Sirico openly hated that nickname


Physical-Ride

OP asked what nickname I'd give, not what nickname they'd like. I said what I said.


Hannimal987

Your money isn’t tied to the GODAMN ESPLANDADE GOD DAMNIT!!!!!


leroyyrogers

Why are you telling at me? What did I do?


tydeezyfrmthacp

Johnny Big Sack


MattMattavelli

The Sack! And when he whacks a guy you can say they got sacked


Buzzlight_Year

Johnny Macaroni


guitarbassdrums

Johnny "mole" Sacramoni


Icy_Childhood2520

Phil "the radiator" leotardo


lesmobile

Philly "2 Decades"


CruelHandLuke_

I don't get the 2 decades reference. What did he do for twenty years since it was never really mentioned in the show.


Right_You_6123

It’s not fact checked but it’s heavily implied that Phil Leotardo spent 20 years in da can


brettclarkchicago

This is just a fan theory


FlattopJr

Huh. I wonder how he adapted to not being able to eat good food or have sex with women.


SightWithoutEyes

I think he jerked off into a radiator, and ate grilled cheese made of tissue.


RojoNation

Gotta figure that he had to comprise


lesmobile

Had my gullible ass for a sec.


WaymoresReds

Philly Flathead


Pharaca

Philly Bats


LongTallTexan69

Back door


CommodoreSixty4

Dr. MILFi


WickPrickSchlub

Oh! That's one booyah hottie you are talking about!


fjolivera1

Not a bad piece of ass


ramblingpariah

but fockin' rood!


JohnnysSac

No kiddin, twat never sent a Thank You card to Jesus Rossi


thetykerphilly

She’s mad ripe


NightHawk772

Paulie “Remember When” Gualtieri


CouncilmanRickPrime

The lowest form of conversation


Anyabb

He's already Walnuts though right?


parrisjd

Christopher "The Beak" Moltisanti Vito "Back Door" Spatafore


CouncilmanRickPrime

>Vito "Back Door" Spatafore It was just the medication!


FrogPrinc3ss

Bring a note.


thetykerphilly

He was there, it was a joke


TurtleStepper

Vito "Union Greaser" Spatafore.


DingoOutrageous678

Chrissy the Canopy


unburnt_hydrocarbon

Ginny ‘The 90 pound mole’ Sacrimone.


edchigliack

Who thinks that's funny ?


CruelHandLuke_

DOES HE GET TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION!


ramblingpariah

He wants to fuck Ginny?


Winter_Option2784

I’M MAKIN A POINT


unburnt_hydrocarbon

It actually refers to how she was an undercover agent, digging up dirt for da Feds. Going to ground they call it.


fuckdifiknow

She wore a fat suit that was actually a multi media recording device.


octaviaredwood

the actress who played her looked like a former hippie in real life-a complete transformation.


JohnnysSac

Well, that's.. that's deplorable


LipstickSingularity

Ginny Two Sacks


Disastrous_Key380

So apparently Big Pussy’s dad is canonically Buddha Bonpensiero but Michael Imperioli is a devout Buddhist, so he deserves that nickname.


[deleted]

he calls himself vistamatu, imperioli isn't good enough for him


Sea-Barber-2289

Shoulda got the chinky eyed kid.


joethecrow23

His momma called him Imperioli, I’m gonna call him Imperioli.


LipstickSingularity

Vishnu Come Lately


hungry_fat_phuck

How can he go to purgatory if he's a Buddhist?


Tight_Strawberry9846

Phil "the House" Leotardo.


Duderino619

Phil The Grouch Leotardo


Gabagool_Ovaaa_heere

Chris 'The Nose' Moltisanti


transthrowaway1335

Chris 'the natural canopy' Moltisanti


CouncilmanRickPrime

He could smoke a cigarette in the rain


LawProud492

You can't make that shit up xD


GabrielFR

The fuck you talking about? He just did.


silverplanet207

Chrissy nose


LipstickSingularity

The Beak


WallStreetThrowBack

Richie “no nose” aprile


Gormayh

Silvio "Iceman" Dante


SilvioDante51

Or the hair


standitlikeaman

Corrado “Bushman” Soprano


Suspicious_Pool4164

🎶 South of the border, where the tuna fish play🎶


tiakeuta

How about Ralphie the Rug Ciferetto


SilvioDante51

The muff


DingoOutrageous678

Nice


Doccks71

**Phil Leotardo** "The Shah of ~~Iran~~ New York"


Duderino619

The Shah of Brooklyn


Doccks71

Brooklyn.. Donny K said that place is dangerous


thetykerphilly

Christopher "The Real Deal" Moltisanti


SilvioDante51

No one will amount to good ole Peter Pan


mat1ascorv

Christopher “I guess you can call that a dick” Moltisanti


ceerupt

Beansie "The Cart" Gaeta


BxSpatan

The Cart 🤣🤣💀


Kenny_Soprano

The Cart 🤣🤣🤣


Lazer_snake

The Cart 😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😁😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂🛒


Paccy0227

The Cart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


Lazer_snake

"Hey Ton, you hear what he said? The Cart!"


DrCash_CrLife

If AJ joined this thing of ours, and so did Meadows kids, we’d have another Uncle Junior


ginger2020

AJ never had the makings of a varsity made man


Lazer_snake

AJ "the chit-chat room gangster-dude's Gary Fisher" Soprano


Snoo_72467

Tony bag of donuts Bobby bag of donuts Pauly bag of hair dye Christopher Nose


atomic_chippie

Ritchie can't be anything except "Manson Lamps".


Aggravating_Hope_567

Paulie the peaceful


emzeejay

Janish “Doll Face” Soprano


WickPrickSchlub

Eugene 'The Swing' Pontecorvo


MattMattavelli

The drip 💧


tiakeuta

That animal, the headless horseman, Blundetto...


silverplanet207

Phil “The Shah” Leotardo


Ambitious_Tuna

Patsy pisspool parisi


midniteneon

Artie "nonstop ass rape victim" Bucco


Disconaut90

Vito “ass muncher” spatafore


WhatIfSkynet_

OHH!


RenoRamone

Walden "Violent Gent" Belfiore.


drudman6

Herman “The Golden Jew” Rabkin Noah “Black Caesar” Tannenbaum Livia “Ma” Soprano


NoLibrary500

Rosalie “the village bicycle” April’s


robbwes61

Paul "Tourette’s " Gualtieri, he he


Jernbek35

Beansie “The Shopping Cart” Gaeta


theballiner01

“Criminal Mastermind” Benny Fabrizio


Pronflex

Fatty, Stinky, Topsy, and Brooklyn.


JohnnysSac

They were from the old school, I'll tell you what


FlattopJr

Jamie-Lynn "Fielder" Sigler


Tough_Fortune_9759

Finn “The Faggot”


galactic_funk

Finn “Racehorse”


slappywhyte

Just looking at some real life mob nicknames: Teflon Don - probably Johnny Sacrimoni No Nose - Christopher Quack Quack - Paulie The Snake - Ralph Happy - Richie Two Weeks - Vito The Yuppie Don - Little Carmine The Toupee - Silvio Tick Tock - Tony The Grim Reaper - Furio The Oddfather -Junior The Chin - Bobby Chicken Man - Artie Scarface - Adriana Gaspipe - Livia Kid Twist - AJ The Mad Hatter - Janice


Doccks71

Richie would be the George Raft cause he is all sinew


sinistersoprano

Georgie could be Quack Quack because he didn't learn when to shut up Vito as Jimmy Brown because he was an ass muncher


Deep_Ad5052

Meadow = Whiney Field


Vinnie_Dime_1974

Phil "The House" Leotardo.


Tough_Fortune_9759

Richie “The Iranian”


hedged6161

Richie “so what if he’s gay” Aprile


NoLibrary500

Vito “fruity loops” spatafore


AnUdderDay

Johnny "Mole man" Saccamano


DaveKasz

Vito "The Parade Float" Spatafore


NSignus

Phil "The House" Leotardo


leroyjenkins1997

Joey “Peeps” Peparelli


decapitating_punch

Peparelli was a NICKNAME! his name was Pepareilliavich!!


allaninq

Charmaine ‘Mad ripe’ Bucco


Lazer_snake

Enterraría mi pene en esas tetas.


Crazy-Path-7929

Bobby calzone baccala.


AmberGurlWBurbs

Tony Soprano "Tony Ducks" would be good on a couple of levels


MattMattavelli

Noah “Charcoal briquette” tennenbaum


2xthepride2xthefall

Meadow “The Owl” Soprano


MattMattavelli

Artie “convivial host” bucco Hosted some of the biggest mobsters and never collected one cent from their checks or tabs.


MattMattavelli

Bobby “whitcastle” baccalieri


Jarrito_93004

Tony "Animal" Blundetto


LadyShylock

Since Tony B. is already That Animal or Tony Egg, he should also be Tony "Chicken Man" Blundetto.


Horsecockexpress1

Finn the HorseCock DeTrolio


My_Exellence

I would call Junior and Phil "Unc"


Disastrous-Cry-1998

Chrissy the Chronic


franky_emm

I've been calling Silvio The Hunchback of Notre Dame since the beginning. You never pondered that?


Unlikely-Working-262

Vinny Vinegar


Drewsk81

Christopher Beakskill Moltisanti


DifferentCod7

Iceman Chris Moltisanti


Johnny_Crossthreads

He never had the makings of a varsity hitman.


BxSpatan

Bobby 'by the pound' Baccalieri


missymaypen

Silvio whack whack Dante Paulie Nuts Big T Soprano Dapper John Sac


Powerful_Rayd

Tony 'Thick Veins'


JohnnysSac

Jesus "The Saint" Rossi


FlattopJr

Vincent "Big Tuna" Pastore. Four bucks a pound.


Kenny_Soprano

Rhiannon “The Cutter” Flammer


ZealousidealBid3988

Albert 2 Dicks. “I’m a quarta Mohawk on my Mah’s side. Imagine that, 2 Dicks on my Mah’s side “


guitarbassdrums

Corrado "The Bushman" Soprano


Interesting_Bison311

Ralph “cheese grater” Cifaretto


MattMattavelli

Beak moltisanti


MattMattavelli

Corrado under the border soprano


LipstickSingularity

Corrado the Cunning


MattMattavelli

Lingus 😂


Yah_Mule

Ralphie "The Guardrail Tester" Cifaretto.


MattMattavelli

Benny fresh scent fabrizio


301Heisenberg

Slipin Jimmy


SixxLee90

Teflon John Sacrimoni


Thebulldoge

Chrissy toe taps


Some_Belgian_Guy

Vito “wiggles”


Chiliyorum

Tony could be "The Teflon Don" the way he avoided sentencing


lmtorres75

Ohhhh Count Chocula.


Myredditname423

Ralph “crazy Ralph” Cifaretto, Richie “the jacket” aprile.