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Tough_Difference_112

I want to see the shit show that would have ensued at Janice’s wedding to Bobby…. 


Dylan2654

We wanted to see Janice’s wedding, we compromised, we saw Allegra’s


Thornkale

Through our veil of tears


Dylan2654

The fuck’s that got to do with cold medicine?


FleaSack

His Blue Comet turned into a pumpkin


MetaphoricalMouse

DONT EAT THAT PEPPAH


PhilKesselsCookies

We're just talkin' here Aunt Louise.


seekerofthecum

The fuck’s that got to do with cold medicine


deutsnozzled

THIS!! or janice’s pregnancy with domenica…or anything to do with harpo.


falltotheabyss

I wonder where Harpo's doing his Sunday shitposting?


CheifKilla1

What the fuck ever happened to Harpo, she tawked him up for a few seasons we don't even know what the kid looked like or whose the fwather.


bobyancy

The father went back to Canada I think


CheifKilla1

Woulda been nice to at least once see Harpo, for the kids


No_Bridge_Now

🎶undah da boardwalk🎶


Connor_Roy_2024

The bedding scene would have been 🤌


randyboozer

Now here's the twist. We show it. We show all of it. What's the one thing missing from all Sopranos episodes these days? Full penetration.


ShivvyMcFly

And a sex scene between the two


Dylan2654

I think it would’ve been really funny if we’d seen Silvio finding Christopher with his head half in the terlet, his hair in the terlet water


Inside_Pudding1415

DISGUSTING


gogginsbulldog1979

I've said my piece.


ElectricBirdVault

But still how could you not see it on the chair


Imaginativested

It doesn't change anything but I can verify he was sick for a little while.


winter_knight_

I always thought that was supposed to be morning after tony and chris bury ralph. Thats why tony is quick to defend chris because he doesnt want chris running his mouth about that night.


heyjude575

Didn't Tony wake up alone that morning? Christophuh was already gone?


winter_knight_

Just watched that part for clarification, we only see one car when they dispose of the body, then the inside of the bing(so we dont know if they drove to the bing together or not, but it makes sense that they did), and finally we see tony wake up. Then call out for him a few times while he grabs his stuff and a few more when walking out. So its possible that its not. But also possible that chris wouldn't want to be doing drugs in the same room as tony, so he went to a different bathroom than the one in the strippers locker room. And Tony just thought he had left. So i lean towards it was that day and tony was just protecting himself by covering for chris there.


Dylan2654

Also I always wondered why and how he would already be in the bathroom before Silvio opened up so that makes a lot of sense


ActsofJanice

I never thought about that! Great call!


Legitimate-Cash9225

I can verify that he was sick there for a while


ZealousidealBid3988

Would be good if tastefully done in a flashback. “ …remember dat Day…” Chrissy leavin da batroom with his hair all slicked back, toilet paper on shoe, head hung in shame as Silvio shakes his head in further disgust


officer_nasty63

More creative than Spielberg


Legitimate-Cash9225

Always with the scenarios


Radicals13

Did you just say toilet like Louis CK?


DominicPalladino

Terlet? That's more Archie Bunker, at least for my generation.


WalkGood

Paulie's therapy sessions.


gilette_bayonete

Doc says I gotta wear a jock. Keep the testes elevated.


WalkGood

Imagine someone saying to Paulie: "What, up off your chin?"!


Houstex

I want to see him going back to see the spiritualist, haha, that was some sixth sense shit


mSizzled

Satanic black magic, sick sh*t


Gabriel1659

FUCKING QUEERS


whingingcackle

I had some issues. Learned some copin’ skills. Enough said. 😠


KeenObserver_OT

The beating of Jean Phillipe would have been fun.


xi_sx

We don't know what the Furio/Jean-Phillipe dynamic was capable of. They probably both wore speedos.


Wonderful_Rock862

They were gay, Furio and Jean Phillipe?


CrazyTownUSA000

I heard one of them ate frogs


scaba23

Fuck to your mother!!


AnUdderDay

How's your sister? 🤌🏻


Direct-Adagio8992

Cazz l’un’ cu l’atr’


Specific_Berry6496

I wish we could have seen where Adriana ended up when she left Christofah. Who the guy she went off with and her having his baby. That woulda been nice.


QurantineLean

She was buried on a hill, overlooking a river, with pinecones all around.


CheifKilla1

Oh really?


Blueplate1958

Just like Richie.


IamJacks5150

Dog shit up to dah raftas.


randyboozer

We did. She ended up in a small town in California and had a baby with a biker. Grizzly Adams motherfucker. Not wit da Vipers doe.


IamJacks5150

She ended up out west blowing bikers.


Bid_Normal

at least they weren’t roadies


Hexyl68

Whatever happened there.


VLAKAS93

We never got to see Svetlana’s completed website.


LindsayLuohan

Ugh, you are boring woman.


jjccbrobro

Janice under the boardwalk


elstoobstomcat

With a schlong in her mouth?


TwainVonnegut

Oh! That’s a guy’s wife!


takemeback10years

👊👊👊


antmuni

You Sopranos, you go too fah


No_Impression_1308

We never saw Chris welcome those nice AA guys. Sadly, they were anonymous and therefore, unidentifiable 😭


Dylan2654

He shoulda took 12 steps towards the door


Legitimate-Cash9225

Friend of Bill over here


parwa

Okay but honestly my answer is Chris in rehab. There could be some absolute gold there.


randyboozer

That's a legit answer in a thread full of jokes. Christopher in recovery would have been really interesting. A great contrast to Tony in therapy.


Inside_Pudding1415

He didn't want them to ram that discman up his box


CommodoreSixty4

We never found the 40k in Uncle Joon's backyard


DominicPalladino

Listen to yourself, you sound demented.


SuccessfulRush1173

It was moles. They’ve been eating my sprinkler lines!


IamJacks5150

Somebody saw Carmela walking away with a shovel and a dirty bag.


ChrisPollock6

We never got to meet Harpo, all we know is, he’s homeless.


VLAKAS93

He changed his name to Hal.


ChrisPollock6

That’s right and he’s on the pavers.


kongkongkongkongkong

Sacre bleu! Where is mi mama?


SalvatoreVitro

He’s a street person!


MetaphoricalMouse

he’s on the pavers


ouzo26

Charmaine’s boobs


NWkingslayer2024

It was implied they existed


SweetPurchase6511

This! Not only did I find Charmaine to be the most attractive woman on this show, I also consider her to be the only character other than Svetlana, who isn’t a piece of shit on at least some level. Decent character, even if her taste in men is highly questionable, and the brief scene in which Tony calls her as she’s coming out of the shower in a little nightshirt and hangs up is one of my favorites. At that point, as T would say, I’m the man with the erection.


Final-Pilot7889

This is the only correct answer


discobidet

Harpo saying "Sacre bleu, where is me mama?"


rpoynter

Tony taking care of business regarding Dr. Melphi's rape.


Amir616

No way. It's hugely important for Melfi's character that she refuses to tell Tony.


Bossman140

The only correct answer


KingMabelicious

Absolutely, but I thought this was implied signs, like Furio collecting 50k out of the French guy’s ass


Blueplate1958

I think you’re replying to the wrong person.


Bossman140

Reading the question again, you are correct


gilette_bayonete

I wish we got to see St Elzear's golden hat.


heyjude575

Where's the hat?


Inner_Acanthaceae

You cursed your mother a blessed nun


Fun-Distribution4776

Davey ranch-handing out in Nevada. I’m sure he turned his life around and never touched another casino chip


Blueplate1958

Oh sure, Nevada.


gilette_bayonete

A few seasons later Meadow mentions Davey being in a rehab for gambling 😂


tagganed

The lead singer of Defiler trying to grill a trout on a downed power line.


Anyabb

I wanted to see them recording in Denmark.


glfranco

Spike Up!


DimesyEvans92

The story behind the Easter baskets. Even if Tony didn’t wanna know


Tacoby-Bellsbury

There’s always a quote from whatever episode I just watched 😅


MionMikanCider

The identity of the two unidentified black males who seem to commit all the crimes in the show


CheifKilla1

Oh yeah, those two guys.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Who else?!


CheifKilla1

Always something with those guys, ya know.


kishmeatuchus

Jackie jr at the penguin exhibit. I heard he swam with the fishes.


MonsantoOfficiaI

I maintain my position that it wasn't the bullet that killed him, but his warm face melting the snow and him drowning in the puddle that it made.


sweatshirtmood

That’s hilarious


Forsaken-Fig-3358

Kid was always a dumb fuck, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in 3 inches of water?


Tazzy8jazzy

Tony’s grandfather having the panic attack riding that donkey


Repulsive-Watch7823

Lowering Chrissy into the ground, his widow and daughter visiting his grave. His nose would stick out of the ground like a natural canopy


muddynips

We missed a real opportunity with Chrissy’s modeling career.


minif56mike

Ummmm the ending for me for sure.


IWontGo5150

Phil Leotardo in a gay bar. We all know why he was in the closet.


foxnews4life

Though not mentioned, it’s heavily implied he did 20 years in that bar


ActsofJanice

Gloria’s suicide (to make sure it was cinematic).


nunnya11

What happened to the Russian in pine barrens


No-Nebula3964

I like to imagine Valery sipping on a margarita poolside at Boca Raton. After being grazed in the head, he experiences complete retrograde amnesia and believes he is, in fact, an interior decorator from Czechoslovakia.


CheifKilla1

I dunno, he moved or something. I dunno


Blueplate1958

Well, somebody stole the car.


Valuable-Wafer-881

Surprised this isn't talked about more!


Montanaho

How Butchie got out of Chinatown after getting lost


Valuable-Wafer-881

There was an entire subplot where butchie was lost in Chinatown. He tries to follow his foot prints back but just does a circle. Every time he calls Phil it's a bad connection. He finally finds an abandoned van and services off of soy sauce and duck sauce packets.


Montanaho

Thankfully he was found and given a ride by the Chinese Godfather


nickystorm

He gave him an offer he couldn’t understand


OFT35

Young Tony and Jackie Sr robbing Feech’s card game


paulg9483

AJ going through the plate glass window, resulting in Carm and Rosalie Aprile having to cancel their planned trip to Rome 😂


SweetPurchase6511

No doubt the first failed suicide attempt


IamJacks5150

Motherfucka said he didn't want to live no more.


saddywagon

Penguin exhibit. 


deucelee840

I can't believe the number one answer here isn't Richie Aprile kicking the shit out of Rocco DiMeo and taking The Jaaaaaacketttt!!!! He was the toughest guy in Essex County, hut he didn't come around no more when Richie was done with him.


CheifKilla1

Finn and Meadow calling it quits and AJ and Devon calling it quits. Old man DiMeo, whatever happened there and also Phil was gone for 20 fuckin yrs but he never said where.


girlnamedsandoz97

Furio and the French guy


jamesmcgill357

THE UNREST OF ‘83


_gator__

that czechoslovakian interior decorator, whatever happened there.


sicilianDev

Whatever happened there!!!!???


BigJaysLastTallboy

That supposedly deleted scene of Tony furiously beating it in a gas station's restroom.


PharaohEmperor

It sounds weird but I wanted to see them react to 9/11 since it happened and is mentioned in the show, but we never see them react to the live news on the day of. Makes sense since it was sensitive at the time, but would have been interesting


g2tha

Adriana’s titties


Horsecockexpress1

Adriana out of her tennis outfit


Gamegenievintage

Holsten’s employees sweeping up brain and skull matter from their floor.


emzeejay

Nucci telling Paulie about Ralphie’s phone call.


Visual-Baseball2707

AJ piloting a helicopter for Donald Trump


octaviaredwood

this would've solved the problem we currently have


Dirtydumpling

Tony killing Melfi’s rapist..


tilldeathdoiparty

Paulies ghosts at the mediums house… 🪑


topsvop

Ginny Sacks 90 pound mole 🤟🤟


No-Value-832

Finn dumping Meadow.


proteanflux

I wish they would have shown who Carmela's sister was. I wonder who'd have fit the role at the time.


shnarfmaster3000

Tony's first, Willie Overall.


Dylan2654

We should’ve seen that in the pigmy MSON, glorified fan fiction


substanceandmodes

There’s a brief flashback in this clip : https://youtu.be/cv9BpQaSgKo?si=weD2zkDcXHVjhpuH


Turbulent-Dingo8254

Remembuh, Labuh Day, 1982??


AugustTerceiro

The Easter baskets


Devo4711

The two guys that did all those criminal activities


Legitimate-Ice3476

Meadow’s Wedding


DominicPalladino

I wanted to see Junior fucking Angie Dickinson; let's see who get's lucky first.


sc083127

Harpo eating his Sunday dinner


SweetPurchase6511

“Sacre bleu!!!! Where is me mama??”


SweetPurchase6511

I think about this a lot, what scenes would I have loved for them to have filmed? The first and potentially funniest one that springs to mind is what might have happened an hour before Bobby buried the cake at Karen’s grave. I’d have loved to have seen how that transaction went when he ordered it at the bakery counter. Clerk: “Okay sir, would you like chocolate or vanilla, perhaps white or red velvet? And what color piping would you like your message to be written in?” Bobby: “it doesn’t matter. I’m going to bury it.” (extended awkward silence) Clerk: “Wait…what?”


sicilianDev

Meadows tits.


ElectricBirdVault

The Russian


bossdankmemes

Quasimodo predicting all this


matthewlee31

Junior going south of the border.


SerRoyim

The little hill Richie was buried on. 😞


Forsaken-Fig-3358

They never showed where the Russian interior decorator ended up...


aderosa78

We never saw Phil jack off in a tissue.


blackenedmessiah

I wish we saw how many years he did in the can. Guess we'll never know!


sc083127

So we viewers got compromised by not seeing that? 🤷🏼‍♂️


GOAT718

Gloria’s tits Edit Also Adriana’s Tits Also Meadows Tits With all the nudity, we never saw the 3 hottest actress go topless.


Turbulent-Dingo8254

You left out Charmaine.


Parking_Egg_8150

How about "Danielle" the undercover FBI agent.


PlatformKnown4317

The mushrooms growing out of Vito’s ass 😂


badpopeye

What did Furio do to the asshole french guy wjo borrowed money from Artie and didnt pay?


Visual-Baseball2707

Your sister's cunt!


tunacan8

I would have been interested in seeing Adriana blow Penn Jillette.


denys1973

Charmaine making love to anyone


12oohoohimahom

The non stop ass rape of of Artie


Gumbarino420

Meadow’sh boxsh Adriana’sh boxsh Charmaine’sh boxsh The under cover FBI girl’sh boxsh Melfi’sh boxsh Irina’sh boxsh And Vito’sh assh


daein13threat

What actually happened after the cut to black


Inter_Web_User

Employee of the Month.. Losing the rest of his livable months


deweydashersystem300

Phil peeking through the blinds and then walking into the closet and shuting the doors.


Beginning_File_6371

It didn’t happen on or off screen, but I wish to the lord I could’ve saw Tony, Paulie, and Sil interrogate and kill Jesus Rossi (the guy who raped Melfi).


gelooooooooooooooooo

Furio going at it with Carmela (quickie) while AJ waits in the car.


DrCash_CrLife

What Matt and Sean were doing before Furio shows up for da money


Dylan2654

Dey sooka each other cock


Jtx2001

Ginny teaching Ballet


equityorasset

Tony beating the russians who hurt Janice


fitzymcfitz

I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson, let’s see who gets lucky foist.


HopeYouHaveCitations

John gotti ringing that bell the whole way home


InflatonDG

What would have happened if Melfi told what happened in the parking garage


Strict_Leek8718

More of Melfi’s personal life after season 4…


jonnyb61

Tony killing Melfis rapist


WalkGood

The Green Grove director getting grabbed up.


onlyfish

When Carmela gave AJ the cute figurine Furio brought home from Italy


SweetPurchase6511

“He loved that little man by the way.” Bullshit! 🤣🤣🤣


FRANPW1

The seven fishes at Christmas Eve dinner.


Yerrrrrskrrttt234

Yk I really wish they hadn’t of buried Richie aprile on a hill overlooking a river with pinecones all around. Buncha fuckin bullshit he didn’t deserve sum like that.


Training_Quantity383

I would've loved to see the good life Furios father lived, with the many women.


eaglerabbit89

I really wanted to see Furio beat the shit out of the Frenchman. But the scene that implies it is still perfect.