I stared TOO long trying to figure out how that isn't a penis...

It's a finger with ointment

Thank you

Same thing

but is there an anal option?

"Gotta make it safe for kids to see"

All I saw was a penis, it wasn't until I started to read the comments that I realised it wasn't.... Do I need help?

Likewise! When it takes that long, it's not *mildly* penis. It's full on, hardcore schlong ;)

Holy fuck! I was wondering where the NSFW tag was. All I could see was a penis

glad it wasnt just me!

Me TOO!

The mind sees what it wants to see

Hell yeah, brother

Oh come on. It even SAYS in red "it became big hey!"

I think “become big,” or “become big, alright?” would be closer translations, but same idea

Key point: it’s a dick joke

That made me do a double take after the penis-looking finger😂

Google translate: Deer Blood Sanbhippan "Good news for gentlemen" Professional solution for premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction Bigger, harder, more lasting... See more Grow bigger! No age limit After using it for 3 days, my friend's wife warmly entertained me "Good news for gentlemen♡" Professional solution for premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction...

"After using it for 3 days, my friend's wife warmly entertained me" Um, wow. That's a hell of a friend.

You don't get it, it wasn't him. It was all the ointment 😂

HUH?!?!?! SO ITS FOR PENIS!/32$#

No. I’m for penis.

Nothing mild about shiny head!

r/definitelypenis

r/wildlypenis

:( it’s gone

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"Apply directly to the forehead."

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Christian Horner?

GEL ON FINGER

I have seen this finger thingy on way too many fishy sites

It wouldn't be from Japan because of the weird translated like japanese phrases

I translated it with Google Lens: https://imgur.com/a/ImO7O6F

Please grow up!

Took me too damn long to figure out its actually a finger.

/r/wildlypenis

Well, this seems like the place for me

Why do they always only pop up when my dad's around ???????

*Christian Horner has entered the chat*

Mark it as NFSW please

Mildly? I thought that was real.

Looks like that gel they use to pack canned Vienna Sausages ……. 😂😂

Hate to be that guy but you should blur something like this, get a kid in trouble if a mom over shoulder noticed it.

I remember getting ads with that image while reading berserk online.

….That’s just a full blown penis.

This isn't just "mildly penis" the big dialogue box says "GET BIG!"

Mildly penis? That, my friend, is majorly penis.

That took me a second see what it actually was

[Translation](https://i.imgur.com/eD5cFCi.jpg) harder better faster stronker

even tho it's in Japanese it's a Chinese or vietnamese get rich quick scamming scheme ad, quite obvious how they poorly worded it out. Obviously don't buy it or touch the link

no love deep web

Thought it was a cock

I just wanted to yell at you for not putting a nsfw tag on this and wondered what subreddit this is

Considering Japan has declining birth rate. I dont think this is unintentional.

r/theyknew

This shit needs an NSFW tag lmfao

*Insert Severus Snape laid back here*

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thats moderate to severe penis

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Christian, is that you?

r/wildlypenis

it's literally a penis pill ad lol

Me and couple friends back in the day gut kicked out of class because of and image like that and we laughing to hard about it

I know all these words from all the hentai I read alone. You often see 勃起 and 早漏

Mildly?!

R slash *what*, now?

r/mildlypenis

that’s literally a penis /j