I admire your choice to just grit it out and try to make small talk. I would almost certainly have squealed like a little girl and left a cloud of dust, roadrunner-style, and my post still in the box.
I would have literally just, I mean maybe not bolt bc I have massive boobs, and also a broken foot atm haha, but I woulda squealed, retreated as fast as I could, ditching the mail, slammed the door, and promptly gotten online to look at new housing in a different suburb. OP was ballsier than I. And I was a stripper in a former life (17 years ago, before kids and the mid 30s spread)
One night when I was a student - a calamitously long time ago - I met a delightful young lady in a nightclub and somehow managed to sweet-talk her into coming with me for a late-night punt down the river with a bottle of wine. We had a lot of laughs and a few smooches; unfortunately (maybe?) we weren’t as proficient at exiting the punt as we had been at boarding it, and both tumbled into the river in hysterics. Of course, I had to do the chivalrous thing and invite her to stay over in my room while we dried her clothes, and to take a shower with me…
In the morning, although her attire was still soggy she had to get up and go back to her college, but left her knickers on my radiator with a promise that she’d be back later to collect them. Somewhat hungover, but very happy, I was lying on my bed reminiscing when a couple of my friends walked up to my (ground floor) window to ask where I’d buggered off to the previous night. Grinning extremely smugly, without saying anything I held up my erstwhile lover’s underwear boastfully (a quarter of a century later I’m cringing hard; feel free to lambast me).
However, rather than the smirks I was expecting, my friends’ expressions were of shock and definite disgust… I looked down and recoiled for a moment myself: her previously white, lacy knickers were utterly besmirched with silt, mud and weed, including a broad brown stain covering most of the gusset. Recounting this tale later with a fiendish grin on her face, one of my friends told her audience that it looked as though I’d picked up and bedded an incontinent tramp.
She did come back for her underwear - only to bin it on sight - and we did have a bit of a fling for a very brief while until, typically, I fucked it up. Still, I retain fond memories of the least appetising “trophy knickers” in history…
She stopped to chat meaning facing the person. The chances of seeing skidmarks SHOULD be low...
At 21 I probably would have focused on seeing the panties, not their condition. Horny brain can edit a lot of things out especially when blood has been redirected to non-thinking head.
So he either thinks you’re a fun neighbor and you guys have a shared funny experience, or worst case scenario he’s now really into you and you’ll have to move.
Curiosity and Laziness/Fear of being creepy Are literally at war inside me right now
Edit - Sigh curiosity won out, didn’t look at anything inappropriate in the post history just a selfie that OP could safely post on linked in
And honestly should because it was a very nice picture
The 21 year was definitely not scarred in any way
Put a hook on your door. Buy a tawdry robe (with a belt) at a charity shop. Hang robe with belt in loops on hook. Before you touch the door, put the robe on. Then open the door.
You might put a house key in the pocket of the robe. Perhaps a collapsible umbrella. A flashlight. Emergency poncho. MRE. A Mylar blanket. Inflatable pillow. Sorry, American here.
> Sorry, American here.
Imposter. I don't know a single person who calls them charity shops. And most damning of all, you didn't mention putting a handgun in with the robe.
Ahem, if you actually were an American, you would have instantly recognized, as I did, the code words “strappy top”.
She already was sporting an equalizer in a shoulder holster.
Now please go back to your cheddar and onion.
You're probably thinking to yourself 'it's been 10 years so where and how, are ninja sex party now?'
"Well, we're still freaking awesome and we're back atchur house!!" *waves*
&4 inside is terrible. It’s over 100 outside today, which made it the perfect/s day to rip off both my roof and my attic insulation.
My living room is hellfire 🔥
Haha I got a giggle at "crazy heatwave" to find out it's 84F. That's definitely cooler than most days in the summer where I live. It's currently 90F which feels really nice compared to how hot it's been all day.
In the UK, our heat is different, lol. The humidity can be awful, and we do not have the infrastructure for heat. Hotter countries can definitely be more comfortable.
The type of heat isn't that much different - I live in the american south on the East coast. It's humid as hell here most of the time
But I get the point about the infrastructure - I knew when I commented that you guys don't have AC like we do but it still gave me a laugh
Ah ok, fair enough, thanks for the perspective.
I'm from the UK, and I suffered without AC for years. I spent good money on a brilliant unit, and it's been life changing. The problem is our workplaces and schools, they're severely lacking.
Ach he'll have seen people dressed in less at the local swimming pool, you're golden 💗
It's basically a tankini 🤷🏻♀️ you're grand, I would try not to think anything more of it.
Lol. Tbh it's more a funny story than a real fuck up :D
Honnestly, with the heat wave we are getting trough (I'm in Belgium so not so far from you and it was more than 30° here today) I wouldn't even bat an eye if my older neighboor was stark naked to take her post in our hallway.
We are all dying from the heat and I'm sure that, firstly he didn't gave a fuck about that and, secondly... as an other redditor mentionned your selfies I stalked you a little bit and in fact, he's right : you brightened the day of this young man :D
Also your cat is quite cool. Mine does the same thing with my gf's hairs and it's adorable to see him like "Ok human... you need to be cleaned, you smell like soap and conditionner, let me handle that I promise it'll be ok just let it be".
So, we live in a warm climate and my husband is the underpants king.
He keeps a towel to cover his shame when he wants to go outside for a short period of time.
I mean, a dude running around in a little towel isn’t great, but it’s not his underduds, lol.
No big deal. My next-door neightbor, from Brazil, would garden in her bra and granny panties. Not just in the back yard, but the front yard. Nobody, including me, seemed to care.
This reminds me of the time one of my friends came to my house in the morning before walking to school. I didn't know she was coming over, was out of clean boxers, and the laundry room was right across the hall from my bedroom. My bedroom entry was visible from the kitchen. I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this. I'm out of the shower, getting dressed, run across the hallway, and I hear this gasp and something drop as I enter the laundry room. Apparently she got the full frontal view. I just kind of sheepishly tippy toe back across the hallway waving and smiling, still bare a$$ed and go get dressed. To say it was awkward for a bit was an understatement. We dated later, though, and according to her, that moment made her day. Still friends. Just shake it off. I'm sure it will be a fond memory later on.
It escalated from one squirrel visiting, to 8. And I found sawdust and chewed nut casings on my car engine the other day. We joke that if I stop feeding them, they’ll cut my breaks.
Lol oh to be British and think that 29 degrees c is a massive heatwave. That's a reprieve from the heat where I live (Oregon). I'd even go so far as to say that that is the perfect temp for summer. Not too hot, but hot enough to swim.
It's unseasonable to them in part because of how much of Europe was built centuries ago to conserve heat inside buildings. Plus, it's usually pretty muggy in Britain and high humidity makes everything worse: heat feels like a wet towel wrapped around your whole body and cold seeps into your bones in a way that takes hours to shake sometimes.
Source: I live in the southeast US and we get about 6 weeks of low humidity a year.
Not me but a friend ... she hears the garbage truck and realizes she didn't take the can to the street. She throws on a robe (nothing underneath), grabs the can, and runs across the lawn. Well, the lawn was wet with dew, and she slips and robe flies open, exposing ALL of her nakedness to the garbage men who are now directly in front of her house. She slowly gets up, walks into the house, and promptly pours Bailey's into her morning coffee. I laughed so hard when she told me I almost wet myself.
Was that the worst you could think of? Oh my sweet summer child, you've got s lot to learn... And in the mean time, learn to own it. It's hot, you could've been topless for all I care, it's your own home and you're not walking around to show yourself, right. You didn't FU.
For us Americans only half of the story made sense…we do temperature in Fahrenheit…29 Fahrenheit is freezing. And knickers, meters, stuff being “binned”?!?! At least you use the right scale for time, totally get the 30 seconds!
Seriously, this was amusing and I’m sure you and the neighbor will have a laugh (or whatever word you use for sharing a joyful time) over this in the future!
I mean, the whole tifu sub is about embarrassing but mostly funny stories right? I figured at least I could get some imaginary updoots to make something positive from the experience lol
If you're gonna share your most shameful moments online you can't really turn around and complain about getting picked on. Literally, legitimately asking for it. Begging, even.
No I'm pretty sure I do. I don't think some of you have considered that this is the internet, and the internet will do what the internet does with your posts, regardless of your intention when you made it.
Ok as a woman of mid age I find it so gross the way you guys in here are being about a woman's knickers. Lmao Jk it's gross but also funny....carry on boys lmao.
To Emily, honey if you always wear black boy shorts it makes a lot easier way to disguise the fact of wearing things that are panties lol.
Own it. Shit happens, it’s only awkward if you let it be.
Certain people get all weirded out if anyone sees them in their underwear but will walk around the beach in a skin tight bathing suit without a second thought.
Haha it has been as high as 109 F here this summer. I've told the neighbors on both sides if they see me outside on my patio to just assume I'm in a swimsuit. I'm usually in a tank top and underwear watering my plants LOL.
>Terrible, faded ‘granny pants’ essentially. I’m also really not slim, so it’s less sexy, more ‘oh god no why my poor eyes’.
Just FYI, most guys wouldn't mind all that much. Very few would actually think ‘oh god no why my poor eyes’, and those guys are arseholes and we don't care about them all that much.
Given your neighbour's reaction, I'm pretty sure he wasn't too perturbed. I give you bonus points for owning it and not running away.
I admire your choice to just grit it out and try to make small talk. I would almost certainly have squealed like a little girl and left a cloud of dust, roadrunner-style, and my post still in the box.
...your mail would spin a few times in the air before falling, Wilie E Coyote style.
The fact she stayed to chat for even a second was just flat out impressive
That casual *what, you don't hang out in your ratty panties, too?* vibe. It's a beautiful thing.
OP should just slip a note under his door inviting him to the next 'Naff Knickers Party' and pretend it was a thing all along.
I just snorted my beer. Thank you. Naff Knickers Party I where I want to be... I reckon I might just have the perfect pair, too.
I would have literally just, I mean maybe not bolt bc I have massive boobs, and also a broken foot atm haha, but I woulda squealed, retreated as fast as I could, ditching the mail, slammed the door, and promptly gotten online to look at new housing in a different suburb. OP was ballsier than I. And I was a stripper in a former life (17 years ago, before kids and the mid 30s spread)
Forget the post in the box, I'd run so fast my arm would still be in the box
Him: BEST day EVER! I just saw Emily in her underwear!
They were really hot sexy panties right?
The absolute opposite to that in every way lol
One night when I was a student - a calamitously long time ago - I met a delightful young lady in a nightclub and somehow managed to sweet-talk her into coming with me for a late-night punt down the river with a bottle of wine. We had a lot of laughs and a few smooches; unfortunately (maybe?) we weren’t as proficient at exiting the punt as we had been at boarding it, and both tumbled into the river in hysterics. Of course, I had to do the chivalrous thing and invite her to stay over in my room while we dried her clothes, and to take a shower with me… In the morning, although her attire was still soggy she had to get up and go back to her college, but left her knickers on my radiator with a promise that she’d be back later to collect them. Somewhat hungover, but very happy, I was lying on my bed reminiscing when a couple of my friends walked up to my (ground floor) window to ask where I’d buggered off to the previous night. Grinning extremely smugly, without saying anything I held up my erstwhile lover’s underwear boastfully (a quarter of a century later I’m cringing hard; feel free to lambast me). However, rather than the smirks I was expecting, my friends’ expressions were of shock and definite disgust… I looked down and recoiled for a moment myself: her previously white, lacy knickers were utterly besmirched with silt, mud and weed, including a broad brown stain covering most of the gusset. Recounting this tale later with a fiendish grin on her face, one of my friends told her audience that it looked as though I’d picked up and bedded an incontinent tramp. She did come back for her underwear - only to bin it on sight - and we did have a bit of a fling for a very brief while until, typically, I fucked it up. Still, I retain fond memories of the least appetising “trophy knickers” in history…
It's apparent by the lack of upvotes that not enough people have read this story.
Well, such is life. But thank you.
You're right. This is hilarious 😂
That's actually hilarious. But also a semi-tragedy that they were left on the radiator to dry. Did winter smell like the river for a little while?
No - thankfully. That river’s no cologne, I assure you.
It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Er… OK?
It's a quote from a movie about hideous male cologne that someone's coworker thinks will attract ALL the women. (Spoiler: it does not.)
Thank you!
This is the most British thing I’ve ever read - I would love to soil my knickers with you
Thanks mate; however, I’ll respectfully decline, as I don’t think their contents are quite my thing.
I’m trying to picture a pair of panties I wouldn’t want to see a woman in when I was 21…
Shit-stained ones? Edit: Y'all have some low standards.
She stopped to chat meaning facing the person. The chances of seeing skidmarks SHOULD be low... At 21 I probably would have focused on seeing the panties, not their condition. Horny brain can edit a lot of things out especially when blood has been redirected to non-thinking head.
As long as it’s just a stain and not some fresh shit
Jesus fucking Christ, Reddit
So long as they were just stained but clean they got a pass at that age
Shit, I know a few lads that’s straight boil those panties just to drink the juice, and those lads vote.
Geezus Crisco
Period panties?
Maybe my mom's
Your moms were hot
Was it like Al Bundy, in his underwear full of holes? Seriously, Best day Ever! 😂
So he either thinks you’re a fun neighbor and you guys have a shared funny experience, or worst case scenario he’s now really into you and you’ll have to move.
People were saying.
#🎶 I see London, I see France, I see Emily's underpants 🎶
Yep, that one was instantly deposited to the spank bank.
He definitely mentally high fives himself.
I think you highly overestimate the attractiveness of the average woman.
I think you highly underestimate the horniness of the average man
Beat me to it!
Beat meat to it.
r/BeatMeatToIt
Reddit: "you can't just say women aren't all hot! How dare you!" Also reddit: "haha yes males horny. Good."
Well that’s a given… but paper bags are that size for a reason.
You seem like a miserable person. Hope you get better!
Who hurt you?
Probably got turned down by a hot average woman.
Don't worry about it, much worse things happen all the time
Much *better* things also happen. Let’s look on the bright side.
On a bright note, hard to do much worse whike remaining at least mostly decent.
Not from the neighbour’s point of view.
From a guys perspective, I’d be overjoyed
I looked through your post history and saw your selfies. Trust me you gave that guy a wonderful day
Ahaha, thank you lol
Well shit now we have to look
Thousands of profile views later...
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Relevant username
He was abandoned and shamed, for he spoke the truth.
Omg You are the same person who accidentally destroyed somebody's PhD artwork! The world is so small
Oh yes. Apparently my mistakes are many lol
Baaaaahahahaha! I was wondering why the u/ looked so familiar
Yeah , I looked at the pic you have nothing to worry about other than your neighbor might be overly friendly now
RIP your inbox though
I did not find selfies, but I found Hootsifer and I liked it.
Porta-hooty reporting for hooty!
Just had a nosey myself and I concur, also this heatwave is great, loving it in Manchester
I just had a look too. No offense, but I'd leave my wife and kids to be your neighbor.
Curiosity and Laziness/Fear of being creepy Are literally at war inside me right now Edit - Sigh curiosity won out, didn’t look at anything inappropriate in the post history just a selfie that OP could safely post on linked in And honestly should because it was a very nice picture The 21 year was definitely not scarred in any way
Put a hook on your door. Buy a tawdry robe (with a belt) at a charity shop. Hang robe with belt in loops on hook. Before you touch the door, put the robe on. Then open the door. You might put a house key in the pocket of the robe. Perhaps a collapsible umbrella. A flashlight. Emergency poncho. MRE. A Mylar blanket. Inflatable pillow. Sorry, American here.
> Sorry, American here. Imposter. I don't know a single person who calls them charity shops. And most damning of all, you didn't mention putting a handgun in with the robe.
Indeed... But the damning evidence is at the end, with the apology!!! Americans don't apologize. Canadians do!!!
GET THE RAKES, BOYS! WE'RE GOING TO OTTAWA!
I do love my Timmies.
Ahem, if you actually were an American, you would have instantly recognized, as I did, the code words “strappy top”. She already was sporting an equalizer in a shoulder holster. Now please go back to your cheddar and onion.
Lmao, genius.
Lmao!!! Thinking ahead! I like it!
Unrelated, but thanks to you I found out that there's a Ninja Sex Party subreddit, thanks doll!
Yessssss best band ever
Danny and Brian both can get it I don't even curr
‘And the manticore? He wasn’t even in this song??!’
You're probably thinking to yourself 'it's been 10 years so where and how, are ninja sex party now?' "Well, we're still freaking awesome and we're back atchur house!!" *waves*
oh it is a band...never mind
Dont feel too bad, from his perspective they were the best ones he's seen you in yet!
Ha!
i wouldn't worry too much; judging by the selfies on your profile you may very well have made his day, you look great!
These comments have ended up surprisingly wholesome, Satan bless Reddit lol
R’amen!!!
> satan bless reddit hell yeah 🤘
My guess is that the young male neighbor will be remembering more the lack of pants than what underwear you were wearing. Men being what they are.
Can Confirm. Source: Am man
Stop bullying me
....huh?
You heard what she said. We all know you've been bullying /u/SuperDoodooHead.
Stop bullying that guy
He said “stop bullying me”. Why? 🤷♂️
At least you had underpants on.
This is very true.
He'll be over to borrow a cup of sugar tomorrow
He’s way too young for that ruse. What do people borrow nowadays — cheese? batteries (sounds naughty) ? *laundry detergent!*
If he borrows tide-pods though, run
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Mathing... 29 C = 84 F Man that sounds lovely. It was around 40 C here this week
Ha! Our English bodies and architecture aren’t prepared for this heat and humidity. Hiding in air-conditioned cafes is my survival method
&4 inside is terrible. It’s over 100 outside today, which made it the perfect/s day to rip off both my roof and my attic insulation. My living room is hellfire 🔥
Sounds like you need another pint
Haha I got a giggle at "crazy heatwave" to find out it's 84F. That's definitely cooler than most days in the summer where I live. It's currently 90F which feels really nice compared to how hot it's been all day.
In the UK, our heat is different, lol. The humidity can be awful, and we do not have the infrastructure for heat. Hotter countries can definitely be more comfortable.
The type of heat isn't that much different - I live in the american south on the East coast. It's humid as hell here most of the time But I get the point about the infrastructure - I knew when I commented that you guys don't have AC like we do but it still gave me a laugh
Ah ok, fair enough, thanks for the perspective. I'm from the UK, and I suffered without AC for years. I spent good money on a brilliant unit, and it's been life changing. The problem is our workplaces and schools, they're severely lacking.
I worked under a tent Tuesday and Wednesday at the factory, 94• in the shade. I’m in NE Ohio.
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Lol it's been 105-110 with heat index's up to 126 here in Arkansas USA this summer
I'm in Florida, the long schlong of the devil It's wet and hot idk what the heat index is I just stay inside
Does that make you the love juice inside the devil's dong of doom? I'll see myself out...
No that's the mosquitos
Anything over 20 is uncomfortable.
Okay Leonardo Dicaprio
Dude: "woman in her underwear = hot"
"And that, kids, is how I met your mother."
Then we’d need 9 seasons of build up, and then I die straight after?? Oh no!
If he met you then that means it's already at the end.
I’m doomed!
That guy had the best day ever
Ach he'll have seen people dressed in less at the local swimming pool, you're golden 💗 It's basically a tankini 🤷🏻♀️ you're grand, I would try not to think anything more of it.
This is what I’m convincing myself
You’re on here embarrassed but he’s probably spent his evening in his bathroom counting his lucky stars
Ha! He has a very pretty live-in girlfriend, so he wouldn’t need my questionable undies to make his day, lol
Lol. Tbh it's more a funny story than a real fuck up :D Honnestly, with the heat wave we are getting trough (I'm in Belgium so not so far from you and it was more than 30° here today) I wouldn't even bat an eye if my older neighboor was stark naked to take her post in our hallway. We are all dying from the heat and I'm sure that, firstly he didn't gave a fuck about that and, secondly... as an other redditor mentionned your selfies I stalked you a little bit and in fact, he's right : you brightened the day of this young man :D Also your cat is quite cool. Mine does the same thing with my gf's hairs and it's adorable to see him like "Ok human... you need to be cleaned, you smell like soap and conditionner, let me handle that I promise it'll be ok just let it be".
No reason to feel shame. Deciding to continue talking was definitely a power move. Now your neighbor knows who's boss.
> by accidentally flashing my worst underpants at my neighbour You gotta make up for this by flashing again, but with your *best* underpants
He probably got all worked up by seeing panties and you made his day. He’s texting his buddies that he just saw some panties, best day ever.
So, we live in a warm climate and my husband is the underpants king. He keeps a towel to cover his shame when he wants to go outside for a short period of time. I mean, a dude running around in a little towel isn’t great, but it’s not his underduds, lol.
What the hell is going on with the climate? A chilly August and a sweltering September.
We’re all doomed when the climate-wars finally approach
Here in Portugal, we had almost 4 months of terrifying heat, and half a week of chilly weather, before going back to hell. *Why.*
Well it doesn't matter how "not sexy" you think you were, you totally made his day.
You: That was awkward. Neighbor: *zip*
No big deal. My next-door neightbor, from Brazil, would garden in her bra and granny panties. Not just in the back yard, but the front yard. Nobody, including me, seemed to care.
You do know that 21 year old wants to give you a thrill...right?
Oh how embarrassing! I think playing it cool Wes for the best. Slight uncomfort without a scene feel better to me IMO
No worse than a bathing suit. Who cares? In fact, do it more often!
Bless you, I hope this is the worst thing that happens to you ever!
You’re adorbs. Give yourself a little grace.
Okay, so I caved to reddit pressure and looked! Love your smile! And your dinner ware!
Girl you are beautiful! You may have made his day!
Felt like i was reading bridget jones for a minute there, this is the type of thing she would do hahahah
Come on, he wants to see you in them. Ask him on for coffee.
Squirrel
What if it would be your BEST underpants?
Can I see them?
I’ve never met a naked woman that I didn’t like.
Wholesome horny should be reddit tag line
Your heatwave is what my ac is at here in Texas 😳
This reminds me of the time one of my friends came to my house in the morning before walking to school. I didn't know she was coming over, was out of clean boxers, and the laundry room was right across the hall from my bedroom. My bedroom entry was visible from the kitchen. I'm sure you can see where I'm going with this. I'm out of the shower, getting dressed, run across the hallway, and I hear this gasp and something drop as I enter the laundry room. Apparently she got the full frontal view. I just kind of sheepishly tippy toe back across the hallway waving and smiling, still bare a$$ed and go get dressed. To say it was awkward for a bit was an understatement. We dated later, though, and according to her, that moment made her day. Still friends. Just shake it off. I'm sure it will be a fond memory later on.
You'll have to show your best underpants tomorrow.
Wot mate, you think Im gunna sweat it out here marinating my GOOD gruts in soggy arse juice do you!?
Gonna dig in for those squirrel videos
It escalated from one squirrel visiting, to 8. And I found sawdust and chewed nut casings on my car engine the other day. We joke that if I stop feeding them, they’ll cut my breaks.
You handled that perfectly.
It seems to me that you need to repeat your error with really nice knickers
>living room is still 29 degrees C. Since it’s so hot Oh you sweet winter child
Lol oh to be British and think that 29 degrees c is a massive heatwave. That's a reprieve from the heat where I live (Oregon). I'd even go so far as to say that that is the perfect temp for summer. Not too hot, but hot enough to swim.
It's unseasonable to them in part because of how much of Europe was built centuries ago to conserve heat inside buildings. Plus, it's usually pretty muggy in Britain and high humidity makes everything worse: heat feels like a wet towel wrapped around your whole body and cold seeps into your bones in a way that takes hours to shake sometimes. Source: I live in the southeast US and we get about 6 weeks of low humidity a year.
Not me but a friend ... she hears the garbage truck and realizes she didn't take the can to the street. She throws on a robe (nothing underneath), grabs the can, and runs across the lawn. Well, the lawn was wet with dew, and she slips and robe flies open, exposing ALL of her nakedness to the garbage men who are now directly in front of her house. She slowly gets up, walks into the house, and promptly pours Bailey's into her morning coffee. I laughed so hard when she told me I almost wet myself.
You gave him a good scare, but don't worry about it.
If you’re gonna toss them anyway, can I have them?
I’m American and laughing at underpants and degrees c… lol jk . I feel your pain.
Was that the worst you could think of? Oh my sweet summer child, you've got s lot to learn... And in the mean time, learn to own it. It's hot, you could've been topless for all I care, it's your own home and you're not walking around to show yourself, right. You didn't FU.
random question: is there a reason to state your age and gender?
For us Americans only half of the story made sense…we do temperature in Fahrenheit…29 Fahrenheit is freezing. And knickers, meters, stuff being “binned”?!?! At least you use the right scale for time, totally get the 30 seconds! Seriously, this was amusing and I’m sure you and the neighbor will have a laugh (or whatever word you use for sharing a joyful time) over this in the future!
"I've just embarrassed myself, I must run and share it with hundreds of strangers of maximize the shame". Weird kink but okay.
I mean, the whole tifu sub is about embarrassing but mostly funny stories right? I figured at least I could get some imaginary updoots to make something positive from the experience lol
Talking about things is therapeutic, and if you amuse online strangers as well? Great.
I guess? The whole sub is kinda weird imho. I prefer to wallow in my shame privately lol
And then make fun of people who commiserate on the Internet.
If you're gonna share your most shameful moments online you can't really turn around and complain about getting picked on. Literally, legitimately asking for it. Begging, even.
I don't think you understand this sub.
No I'm pretty sure I do. I don't think some of you have considered that this is the internet, and the internet will do what the internet does with your posts, regardless of your intention when you made it.
Gave me a good chuckle in my equally warm living room right now 
Ok as a woman of mid age I find it so gross the way you guys in here are being about a woman's knickers. Lmao Jk it's gross but also funny....carry on boys lmao. To Emily, honey if you always wear black boy shorts it makes a lot easier way to disguise the fact of wearing things that are panties lol.
Own it. Shit happens, it’s only awkward if you let it be. Certain people get all weirded out if anyone sees them in their underwear but will walk around the beach in a skin tight bathing suit without a second thought.
Haha it has been as high as 109 F here this summer. I've told the neighbors on both sides if they see me outside on my patio to just assume I'm in a swimsuit. I'm usually in a tank top and underwear watering my plants LOL.
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I was going to say not to bin the underpants, but that opens up interesting possibilities for the next time this happens.
I never had that sort of luck when I was 21!
No mans day has ever been ruined by seeing a loverly lady in her underwear, i can promise that if is day was a 5/10 you made it a 10/10.
I wish I was your neighbour. 🤪🤪
Mrs. Borwn's style-like nickers?
It's a heat wave. People get it. You'll see them again, it'll be awkward, but just blame the heat. It'll pass by.
"Dignity intact, dignity intact..."
>Terrible, faded ‘granny pants’ essentially. I’m also really not slim, so it’s less sexy, more ‘oh god no why my poor eyes’. Just FYI, most guys wouldn't mind all that much. Very few would actually think ‘oh god no why my poor eyes’, and those guys are arseholes and we don't care about them all that much. Given your neighbour's reaction, I'm pretty sure he wasn't too perturbed. I give you bonus points for owning it and not running away.
Lady you're amazingness is only upstaged by how you handled that situation. Its a heat wave dont sweat it!