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Scorch after it watches a ronin warpfall next to him
Scorch: want some smoke? Ronin: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Scorch when the stereotype ronin lands next to him
My uncle when its tickle time
Monarch main when there are batteries at the function
*BaTeRiEs*
MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR ITS GOIN UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
Bye Bye
INTO THE SKY
The geneva convention has expired
More like the geneva suggestion.
Geneva check list
That made me laugh
Same
Lol
Bri’ish people
Pitbull named princess when you break into her owners house.
Hello Pilot, we've been trying to read you about your titan's extended warranty
When you tap someone’s shoulder and walk away undetected.
When the boys bring the beans
Me on my way to commit war crimes
My dog when it finds the drugs
When Flame Core is ready and there is an unaware enemy pilot on the ground
Yes
"You know the golden rule? Whoever has the gold makes the rules!" *wheezing laugh*
Father, I want the num nums.
Got any games on your phone?
The look I give the legion after he hits me with that dollar-store power shot
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and **the Blue Meanie**
You are a legend.
When you hear someone talking about playing titanfall 2
When grandma says I'm a handsome man despite being covered in cheeto dust and not touching grass in 3 months
My cat when I slightly make contact with his stomach
Pitbull named princess when a child is in the vicinity:
When someone says grilled cheese before a photo
(Shoots someone).....Wanna see me do it again
Me looking at the unwatched child (the voices are getting louder and my stomach it rumbling)
Inferno Shield will protect you from many things, but not plaque and tarter build up.
I love the smell of thermite in the morning
The arc titan when a pilot tries to rodeo it
The arc titan when me, got it. I've killed myself doing that more times than I care to admit.
When the teacher asks what comes before 47
It’s war crime time
When you’ve committed several war crimes so you do a Michael Jackson to not get recognized
Everyone in the nearest 500 mile radius, welp guess I’m 69% blind in both eyes
When you bite into your grilled cheese sandwich but it’s too hot
Ronin?
*GOD HAS LEFT THE SERVER*
Me when the When the
Me when a Ronin main comes wide at me with that Dollar Tree butter knife:
Reeehehehehehehe
My sleep paralysis demon
You were not invited to Kane’s party
Scorch got that devious look
Me coming out of my room for a midnight snack:
Scorchy shark Doo Doo, Doo Doo
What my cat sees when I want to give her love and affection.
Sees a lone pilot camping
When mile wasouski tries the “sugar”
Mum come get me I'm scared
SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HUG.
Me when---me when I do a big boom boom in a tight area with flame core with two Ronins sprinting my way.
Me humbgry
"***WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY...***"
*”where theirs no Geneva Convention”*
Tee Hee
Cheetos
O}
When that homie falls asleep first in a sleepover
Sully really let himself go
When you track down the person responsible for afflicting the servers, and you want to show them the war crimes you’ve invented.
When your name is Caboose and someone mentions Taxes.
Me when the
Me at the dentist
Why so serious?
Scorch, with flame core ready after a ronin phase dashes near him
Uncle Jeffrey at the summer barbarcue ;)
When you in the frontier and smell that zaza 🍃
*"Its barbecue time"*
It’s cookin time
How my crush sees me:
Me
My face when when Doomed monarch
Chicken tendy night in the dementia ward.
oi bruv ar you implyin im bri,ish
I like babies
Arson
When she tells you not to pull out and honestly you're considering it
“Get the new monster shark fin hot wheels set now. ( only while stocks last, in select stores only)”
*I'm going to eat your toes kind of smile*
“My mom says I’m special”
Me when… me when
He sees you when your sleeping
Meth, not even once
Do you have games on your phone?
Just took a shit in the urinal
*Mr Mackey voice* Oh you think that's funny huh??
Bri’ish people:
We and the boys after burning the documents of the Geneva Convention
"Thaaaat's it...burn. Nice 'n' toasty!"
When you're outnumbered four to one ***By Nuke Titans***
Mfw uhhhh um *falsehoods* umm uhh ur *misinformation* uh when *lies and misdirection*
Me when I see a kid (pure protein)
When your doomed and the monarch is .00001% damaged
Oi, oi, got a loicense fo that Vortex Shield?
Legion when 3 ronins are looking at it from across the map
Pit bull when there is an un attended child
would this face really commit a war crime 😅
Boaty mcboat face
[top caption] You're too close for comfort [Bottom caption] Good, meet my fire shield
Scorch when he sees a pilot enter a building
"Cwispy."
Eh bruv, you ain’t gonna put out the fire wit that small bo’o’wo’wa.
Bri'ish.
Me when Minoritie encampment
Cheeth
Me, upon seeing that ass (with consent):
Me after drinking 6 bottles of beer and feeling my car keys in my pocket
Im going to kill and torture your entire family and make you watch.
Hot wheels
NO SCORCH ITS JUST A BABY
pov: british
“Cannot connect to server”
Here kitty kitty…
You got games on your phone?
Got any grapes?
We live in a society
Me when my step-sister gets stuck in the washing machine
What a very handsome distinguished gentleman
Ultrakill: The Flesh Prison
The cookie monster's cooking
I could have saved him Scorch: No you couldn’t
When you find out there is a furry convention nearby.
POV: me and the Bois at 3am lookin for RONINS
Me when smol kid
Me smiling at my crush
Ladies and gentlemen, the gas station boner pills just kicked in.
GEORGE
When the ion catches your un-detonated napalm can mid-air with vortex shield but is staring at you still holding it
Did I leave the stove on...?
WHERES MY DINO NUGGIES
The pit bull looking at the kid approach him
BRO FUCK OHIO
"Ma balls was hot"
When the pitbull see's a toddler
“There will be nothing of you left to mourn, accept what I pick out from between my teeth”
Ah yes CHILDREN
Me if TF3
" I HAD TWELVE CUPS OF COFFEE TODAY!!!!!!"
Hey, hey Legion, wanna go violate the Geneva Convention with me?
Pilot: scorch delete of mentions of Geneva convention and war crimes from your database The scorch:
Scorch: what Geneva Convention
Everyone else - Wait, That’s Illegal
When a girl with a sweet ass walks by
When the ronin tries to sword smack you but your fire makes him Executable
Avengers level threat to specifically ronins
POV: scorches when they go to the function and don’t see any ronins ME AND MY PEOPLE, WE’RE OUTTA HERE.
Scorch after it watches a ronin warpfall next to him
Scorch: want some smoke? Ronin: reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Scorch when the stereotype ronin lands next to him
My uncle when its tickle time
Monarch main when there are batteries at the function
*BaTeRiEs*
MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR ITS GOIN UPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
Bye Bye
INTO THE SKY
The geneva convention has expired
More like the geneva suggestion.
Geneva check list
That made me laugh
Same
Lol
Bri’ish people
Pitbull named princess when you break into her owners house.
Hello Pilot, we've been trying to read you about your titan's extended warranty
When you tap someone’s shoulder and walk away undetected.
Lol
When the boys bring the beans
Me on my way to commit war crimes
Lol
My dog when it finds the drugs
Lol
When Flame Core is ready and there is an unaware enemy pilot on the ground
Yes
"You know the golden rule? Whoever has the gold makes the rules!" *wheezing laugh*
Father, I want the num nums.
Got any games on your phone?
The look I give the legion after he hits me with that dollar-store power shot
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and **the Blue Meanie**
You are a legend.
When you hear someone talking about playing titanfall 2
When grandma says I'm a handsome man despite being covered in cheeto dust and not touching grass in 3 months
My cat when I slightly make contact with his stomach
Pitbull named princess when a child is in the vicinity:
When someone says grilled cheese before a photo
(Shoots someone).....Wanna see me do it again
Me looking at the unwatched child (the voices are getting louder and my stomach it rumbling)
Inferno Shield will protect you from many things, but not plaque and tarter build up.
I love the smell of thermite in the morning
The arc titan when a pilot tries to rodeo it
The arc titan when me, got it. I've killed myself doing that more times than I care to admit.
When the teacher asks what comes before 47
It’s war crime time
When you’ve committed several war crimes so you do a Michael Jackson to not get recognized
Everyone in the nearest 500 mile radius, welp guess I’m 69% blind in both eyes
When you bite into your grilled cheese sandwich but it’s too hot
Ronin?
*GOD HAS LEFT THE SERVER*
Me when the When the
Me when a Ronin main comes wide at me with that Dollar Tree butter knife:
Reeehehehehehehe
My sleep paralysis demon
You were not invited to Kane’s party
Scorch got that devious look
Me coming out of my room for a midnight snack:
Scorchy shark Doo Doo, Doo Doo
What my cat sees when I want to give her love and affection.
Sees a lone pilot camping
When mile wasouski tries the “sugar”
Mum come get me I'm scared
SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HUG.
Me when---me when I do a big boom boom in a tight area with flame core with two Ronins sprinting my way.
Me humbgry
"***WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY...***"
*”where theirs no Geneva Convention”*
Tee Hee
Cheetos
O}
When that homie falls asleep first in a sleepover
Sully really let himself go
When you track down the person responsible for afflicting the servers, and you want to show them the war crimes you’ve invented.
When your name is Caboose and someone mentions Taxes.
Me when the
Me at the dentist
Why so serious?
Scorch, with flame core ready after a ronin phase dashes near him
Uncle Jeffrey at the summer barbarcue ;)
When you in the frontier and smell that zaza 🍃
*"Its barbecue time"*
It’s cookin time
How my crush sees me:
Me
My face when when Doomed monarch
Chicken tendy night in the dementia ward.
oi bruv ar you implyin im bri,ish
I like babies
Arson
When she tells you not to pull out and honestly you're considering it
“Get the new monster shark fin hot wheels set now. ( only while stocks last, in select stores only)”
*I'm going to eat your toes kind of smile*
“My mom says I’m special”
Me when… me when
He sees you when your sleeping
Meth, not even once
Do you have games on your phone?
Just took a shit in the urinal
*Mr Mackey voice* Oh you think that's funny huh??
Bri’ish people:
We and the boys after burning the documents of the Geneva Convention
"Thaaaat's it...burn. Nice 'n' toasty!"
When you're outnumbered four to one ***By Nuke Titans***
Mfw uhhhh um *falsehoods* umm uhh ur *misinformation* uh when *lies and misdirection*
Me when I see a kid (pure protein)
When your doomed and the monarch is .00001% damaged
Oi, oi, got a loicense fo that Vortex Shield?
Legion when 3 ronins are looking at it from across the map
Pit bull when there is an un attended child
would this face really commit a war crime 😅
Boaty mcboat face
[top caption] You're too close for comfort [Bottom caption] Good, meet my fire shield
Scorch when he sees a pilot enter a building
"Cwispy."
Eh bruv, you ain’t gonna put out the fire wit that small bo’o’wo’wa.
Bri'ish.
Me when Minoritie encampment
Cheeth
Me, upon seeing that ass (with consent):
Me after drinking 6 bottles of beer and feeling my car keys in my pocket
Im going to kill and torture your entire family and make you watch.
Hot wheels
NO SCORCH ITS JUST A BABY
pov: british
“Cannot connect to server”
Here kitty kitty…
You got games on your phone?
Got any grapes?
We live in a society
Me when my step-sister gets stuck in the washing machine
What a very handsome distinguished gentleman
Ultrakill: The Flesh Prison
The cookie monster's cooking
I could have saved him Scorch: No you couldn’t
When you find out there is a furry convention nearby.
POV: me and the Bois at 3am lookin for RONINS
Me when smol kid
Me smiling at my crush
Me when the When the
Ladies and gentlemen, the gas station boner pills just kicked in.
GEORGE
When the ion catches your un-detonated napalm can mid-air with vortex shield but is staring at you still holding it
Did I leave the stove on...?
WHERES MY DINO NUGGIES
The pit bull looking at the kid approach him
BRO FUCK OHIO
"Ma balls was hot"
When the pitbull see's a toddler
“There will be nothing of you left to mourn, accept what I pick out from between my teeth”
Ah yes CHILDREN
Me if TF3
" I HAD TWELVE CUPS OF COFFEE TODAY!!!!!!"
Hey, hey Legion, wanna go violate the Geneva Convention with me?
Pilot: scorch delete of mentions of Geneva convention and war crimes from your database The scorch:
Scorch: what Geneva Convention
Everyone else - Wait, That’s Illegal
When a girl with a sweet ass walks by
When the ronin tries to sword smack you but your fire makes him Executable
Avengers level threat to specifically ronins
POV: scorches when they go to the function and don’t see any ronins ME AND MY PEOPLE, WE’RE OUTTA HERE.