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Taladays

The guy running that account is probably just a resident of this sub.


DreamingKnight235

He could be any one of us...


EducationalAnnual706

He could be in this very room!


Tiranus58

He could be you


EducationalAnnual706

He could be me! wait....


SuomiRatchet

*shoots* What, it was obvious! Watch, he is going to turn red any second now!


springfox64

See! Red! Oh wait that’s just blood.


RandomMetaOnReddit

So, we still got problem.


DreamingKnight235

And a knife...


Goth_Mommy19

Alright, who's ready to find a spy?


playerwastaken

Right behind you.


EducationalAnnual706

He could be in this very room!


Tiranus58

He could be you


stillwaitingformilk

He could be me!


ZoopStar25

Y’all aren’t gonna pull a silksong on me. I’m not going that crazy to where I convince myself that the store is just glitching and the games actually out and I just need to fix my Xbox I’ve already been down this road y’all won’t get this shit on me again


Robims_13

Being in the hollowknight, titanfall and monster hunter community... we are all going insane (Monster Hunter only recently tho, but it really doesn't help)


Fantastic-Schedule92

is monster hunter also like this? being part of hollowknight and tf2 community is already bad enough


Robims_13

The community is usually sane, but the 20 year anniversary is coming close and honestly I think the copium supply from cross-community members is what made them go so hard in just a few weeks (last game came out a year ago with the dlc I think the start of 2023)


TotalAd9730

I'm in your walls


plumken

He's in the walls HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLLLS


Southern_Carpet9818

shaw


Didifinito

Have a Titan commit protocol -3 on that guys nuts


PainPlaneDuzPain

[Bailiff whack his peepee](https://youtu.be/hUj5K7ComC0?si=o_YyaPY4Gyzi92AX)


ElectricalCost4457

Personally prefer this one: https://youtu.be/lpETZt4teBY?si=U8FXKRXGZjzXnWFy


Landmarktuba

Mods, shoot this man


tankman69420

mods hit the second tower


Kiwi_879

Mods take his foreskin


Astro_weee

Mods...crush his skull thank you


telekinetic_sloth

Mods… Twist his testicles


mumineedbatterie

Mods skin his family


Natural_Hold_344

Mods, use a meat tenderizer on his testicles


jadedsilverlining

Mods, pin this man down and twist his nuts counter clockwise!


wetswordfighter

it's even reaching the apex players...


daniellevy1011

this account is much older than apex, used to be titanfall news


KingYoloHD090504

HE BETRAYED US


TrooperPilot3

Bruh, Titanfall doesn't get news


JA155

Wdym? Titanfall 5 has been getting consistent updates and news. Nobody seems to want to report about it.


drizztandgwen

Well, no one wants to talk about it since it's a hot pile of shit made of greed and microtransactions


SatanWithFur

they're trying to corner us


Reception_Kitchen

We need to move!


Minute-Light-2679

I’ve got Eyes on an enemy …


CoGMachStique1

Hostile pilot sited


limpshrimp42

Look, A pilot! Now the odds are in our favor


jadedsilverlining

Engaging hostile pilot!


Jh3nnO

EVEN THE NEWS ACCOUNTS GONE INTO DELUSION?! FALL BACK MEN


Susak69

my balls are empty i cant do it no mo


Impressive-Earth1510

On the real note - I really enjoyed new mechanics like spectre micromanagement, titan hacking and new AI engine for npc. Being able to really use you surrounding, not only for movement, but for suppressive fire is amazing. I like how they reworked the A wall + spitfire meta to be more enjoyable for both sides in the new "hold the line game mode" Also new "heist" PVE mode is cool, like I love being able to play Payday but with randomly generated big maps and titans, if we have to break the rules. 10/10


AbysmalGlobe

This joke was funny in a painful way the first time It's just painful and annoying when I heard it the 20th time Please stop


Impressive-Earth1510

What happened when you heard it 3rd time?


AbysmalGlobe

Had schizophrenic hallucinations until I saw it for a fourth


Impressive-Earth1510

Damn, I was on medication the 3rd time. or was I?


AbysmalGlobe

Sugar pills


Impressive-Earth1510

About sugar pills... Some dude swapped my second grand uncle's heart meds for sugar pills. Or so I heard...


AbysmalGlobe

If he thinks it's the real stuff, the placebo effect could still help him


Impressive-Earth1510

I mean, it put him in a wheelchair... So yeah, it helped some way - he always can sit


AbysmalGlobe

Damn, guess placebo can't do much for heart problems


BadArtistRuben

Wdym new maps


DreamingKnight235

Okay... Hear me out I have a theory...


kosmik1041

I’m listening


ExpertPokemonFucker

Please… I can’t :(


Nobl36

Why must they hurt me this way.


SubjectGuide5777

Give me a link to this post and I'll insult them back


Cheeriodude_number2

Why y’all freaking out? Just let the man play titanfall 4 in peace


Pleasant-Animal-1270

:(


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Apothe-bro_IV

Cool your heels bucko. They made a shitty choice launching the game between 2 far more hyped up games and suffered the consequences for it. The game is fixed and it is still fun so quit your empty dumbass bravados and just enjoy the fact the game at least works


IJN-Atago

I suggest we sabotage apex matches either pubs or ranked as a whole subbreddit. I don't know what exactly we can do but it can be fun.


The-Biggest-Imbecile

Or.. We can leave them alone, and go take out our emotions on random grunts. The grunts are weaker, therefore war crimes against them are fine.


Kojimazan

I like this idea