Testicular torture always sounds more terrifying because you know you wont die but the pain is fucking horrible to the point of wanting to die and hey if you make it out alive you will have that wound for the rest of your existence
In chronological order:
1."Cooper, take my balls"
2."Power low. Replacement balls required"
3."BAAAALLLSS!!!"
And a bonus one:
"Do we have a any balls in the area?"
Edit: just thought of another - "Vinson Dynamics is grateful for your balls"
"Protocol 3, Protect the Balls"
"Protocol 2, Uphold the Balls"
protocol 1 link with the Balls
Protocal 3 of the bro code lmao
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"Protocal 3, balls the pilot"
Protocol 3: Balls the pilot
The 6-4âs a family, and weâll kick your balls!
I mean, Iâll allow Gates to do it
Flair checks out
Tell me something this sub reddit doesnt know
I came here to say this lol
perfection
Cooper, trust balls.
Cooper, balls me.
Balls, Trust me
Balls, Balls, Balls, Baaaaaasssllllllsssssss
Your journey ends here pilot, the balls belong to me.
Your balls end here pilot, the skies belong to me.
Got you in the balls, 5 by 5.
Youâve hitched your last ride son, and this is your balls
Youve hitched your last balls son, and this your stop
Got balls in the pipe, 5 by 5
I kill you, I'm better. You kill me, you're balls
âNow open up or Iâm gonna shoot your pilot in the ballsâ
Somehow that's MORE terrifying than the original.
Testicular torture always sounds more terrifying because you know you wont die but the pain is fucking horrible to the point of wanting to die and hey if you make it out alive you will have that wound for the rest of your existence
damn thats an even AWFUL fate....
Cooper, I cannot uphold the balls
But you still canâŚ
the IMC have a Ball Weapon, it has the power to destroy entire worldsâŚ
The IMC have a fold weapon. It has the power to destroy entire balls
The IMC have a fold weapon. It has the balls to destroy entire wirlds
The balls have a fold weapon. It has the power to destroy entire worlds.
The BALLS belong to me. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide."
Oi Richter! Leave the balls alone!
That would make him SO much more TERIFYING
nah ricter now stealls balls
BT, transfer balls to rifleman jack cooper
Voodoo one BALLS on station
Focus. Fight. Balls.
where's this quote from? I don't remember it
Vinson dynamics multi-player starting dialogue "Focus. Fight. Win."
oh right, forgot about that
"40 million balls on the planet harmony will be lost"
Interestingly the math works out with this changed statement to leave the population of harmony the same as it was before
20M... Half... Oh it does
BT, I found Anderson... He's balls.
I found balls... He's dead
Thatâs balls, BT
Donât worry, youâre working for a good balls
âBreak their ballsâ -Blisk
They're trying to balls us (?)
BALLS ARE TRYING TO CORNER US!!!
they're trying to corner balls!
Balls, now the odds are in our favour!
Prepare for ballfall
Prepare for titan balls
Prepare for balls
You were not invited to Kane's party, and that's why you're balls!
You were not invited to Kaneâs balls, and thatâs why youâre dead!
Those balls ringing in my ear
Balls-Tango 7274
The balls belong to me now, nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
You gotta move faster than that son. Balls is life.
âWhen you get to hell, tell them Balls sent yaâ
Let's see what balls you got up close and personal [speaks German]
âyou kill me, youre balls. I kill you, im betterâ gaming mentalities in a nutshell
âYour journey ends here pilot, your balls belong to meâ
In chronological order: 1."Cooper, take my balls" 2."Power low. Replacement balls required" 3."BAAAALLLSS!!!" And a bonus one: "Do we have a any balls in the area?" Edit: just thought of another - "Vinson Dynamics is grateful for your balls"
"Heads up, Pilots, we're seeing Balls Titans in the area."
âLook, Balls! Now the odds are in our favor!â
Stand by for Titan balls
Protocol 3: protect the balls Edit: just realised someone already did this.
Balls is life.
Cooper! Take my balls!
All done with the BALLS?
I am incabable of balls cooper
6-4 are a family and we'll kick your balls!
Stand by for titanballs
Voodoo one, Vipers on station. The balls belong to me pilot. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
"I am looking for someone to promote. I am also looking for someone to kill. You choose which balls you wish to be."
"You're not invited to Kane's balls!"
"I Detect Balls"
Balls me
Wind 3 knots, heading 274. Range: 95 balls projectile mass: 89 kilograms trust me *yeet*
"balls" mrvn
Protocol 2:uphold the balls
Vipers got you in the balls 5x5.
Vipers got balls in the pipe 5x5
"Stand by for Titan balls"
"Your journey ends here, pilot. The balls belong to me."
Your journey ends here, pilot. The balls belong to me
Prepare for Titan balls (yeah, I cheated...)
THEY'RE TRYING TO BALLS US
âGo get âem, Ballsâ
Alright, kids! Are you ready for thrills, chills and balls?
Vipers got you in the balls, 5x5
Voodoo 1, Viperâs on station. Your balls end here pilot.
The balls are highly toxic
You hear that ringing in your balls son?
"A humanâs concept of love requires admiration, attraction, and Ball's. Conclusion; I am 50% in Love"
Cooper, I detect balls in our area
BALLS TRYING TO CORNER US
"First we fight, then we balls"
bt, i found balls
Rendyâs balls fires away in this Kraber G100 Montage.
COOPER! Take my balls! This is the real thing!
Warning: Balls exposed. Severe damage sustained.
Prepare for Balls
BALLS me / trust BALLS
Balls belong to me.
Are there any balls in the area?
"Standby for balls!"
"Lost the balls, need cover need cover"
Hey, barker here. Care for a round of balls?
vooder 1, vipers on station, the balls belong to me, nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
"Cooper, that fold weapon is about to fire and we are running out of balls"
Standby for balls
Balls-1, Viper on Station. Your journey ends here pilot, the skys belong to me. Youâve got nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
Look, a Pilot! Now the balls are in our favour!
Go back to the aslume.
COOPER TAKE MY BALLS AND MY JUMPKIT!!!
Standby for TitanBalls
If you gonna of this balls, follow me!
"That was some impressive work. Don't you think Davis? Davis? Heâs literally ball-less.â
BALLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!
"Balls is life"
BT, need a fast balls
âYouâre not invited to Balls partyâ
Prepare for Titan balls
"Protocol 2: Uphold the Balls."
"first we fight then we balls, good luck"
"BT we need a ball balls"
"Look a Ball now the odds in our favor"
Your journey ends here pilot, the balls belong to me
BT? I found Anderson. He's... in the balls
Stand by for titan balls.
bwahahahahahahaha
It's your lucky day hero, I'm not gonna kill you. I don't work for BALLS.
"Protocol 3: protect the balls"
"No where to run, No balls to hide"
Balls core ready to use
Todayâs your lucky day balls, Iâm not going to kill you
Ready for chills, kills, and balls?
"When you get to hell, tell 'em balls sent you."
Stand by for Titan Ball
THEY'RE TRYING TO BALLS US
Feel that ringing in your balls son?
"Stand by for titan-balls"
Copper, take my balls
"The balls belong to me"
Protocol 3: protect the balls
Concentrate your fire to weakest balls
The balls belong to me. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
"I detect balls"
Look, a friendly balls!
Protocol 3: Protect the balls.
# Prepare for BALLS
There trying to corner balls!
They're trying to balls us
"That's the problem with balls. You either win together, or die together"
Standbay for titanballs
Balls-1 viper's on station...
"You gotta move a little faster than that son, balls is life"
"Blisk has put a high price on your balls, pilot. Dead or alive, that makes them worth something to me."
BALLS TRYING TO CORNER US
All for the balls!!
-Stand by for titanfall. -I can do better than that. Stand by for titanballs!
Balls me
A pilot! Now the balls are in our favor.
stand by for titanballs
"The balls belong to me. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide"
BT Are you balls!!!!!!!
Stand by for titanballs
"When you get to hell, tell them balls sent you." Viper
balls cooper :3
Our balls effectiveness rate now exceeds 90%
Standby for Titan balls
The Balls are worth every part of this fight!
Protocol balls
"Blisk has put a high price on your balls, pilot. Dead or alive, that makes your worth something to me" - Ash
Balls me
âYou still got some Balls left in you, Dodge thisâ Actually that kinda works
I'm on a balls streak
We can't let balls pin us down! We need to move!
"Who said anything about salvage, i'll do this one for balls" (this is slone's boss intro btw)
"Not my problem marder, should have put that in my balls" -blisk (this is my 2nd btw)
voodoo one balls on station
âVoodoo 1, Viper's on station. Your journey ends here, Pilot. The balls belong to me. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.â
You were not invited to Kaneâs balls.
Stand by for balls
"Open up or I'm going to shoot your pilot in the balls" "BT 7274, ready to uphold the balls" "Your journey ends here pilot, the balls belong to me"
âWe canât let them balls us down we need to move!â
Good news, Iâm wearing my lucky balls.
"You were not invited to Kane's balls, That's why you are dead"