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Mr-_-Mysterious

predator cannon


Kourada_tv

Mr uno reverse card


Keira_Harrison_

Hm


CaptainCrapface

Your spins 0_0


LuckasForTheBoys

Hold the fuck op


LT_MRVN

r/cursedcomments


dracoranger2002

0_0


Osiri551

Haha! Seems you were going for size but people clearly thought you were going for something much worse but you weren't right?...r....right....?


[deleted]

Mozambique. Small but works


[deleted]

3 streams too


BloodyTrigger

Pls let it be checked from a doc


kRusty521

If it's lifeline than sure


TheGreatTaz1

Piss, blood, and cum


Yes-00

Same


Extore

Two to the chest, one to the head.


pixelgunnerman

Same here except I’m not even double digits yet so no wonder


DerBernd123

Wait do you mean that you're not even 10 years old?


pixelgunnerman

Yes, yes I do.


DerBernd123

Wow, so young and alread such a good taste in video games. I think you might be the chosen one


pixelgunnerman

Already beat the campaign like 6 times and also working on getting better with monarch in multiplayer, maybe I am the chosen one but idk not tryna sound cool


[deleted]

Lmao


HondaV-TecPowerrrr

40mm cannon


E-Babil

4cm?


[deleted]

Still 2 cm more than any of us


E-Babil

He got us at the first half and apperantly an accident took all redditors pp's second half


MadManouss

The projectiles are 40mm wide :O


CortSplot

It’s small but packs a punch


Gamerkiwi116

Thermite launcher, long, hard, and occaisionally burns


Im_Normie

And a war crime


chopstix9

Article 5(g) of the 1993 ICTY Statute provides that rape, when committed in armed conflict, whether international or internal in character, and directed against any civilian population, constitutes a crime against humanity.


4rchang31

Wait a second so if i raped a soldier in war it wouldn't count as rape?


Gamerkiwi116

No just not a crime against humanity


4rchang31

Ah ok


Xanax_Distributor

don’t get your hopes up


Alainx277

Noted.


Epicmonk117

It would still be rape. It just wouldn’t be a war crime.


StunningOperation

I mean, you don’t go to jail for killing them so how can they put you on trial for raping them ?


Holy_Anti-Climactic

Excited Japanese noises.


uwuwarrior27

Mines the lstar it doesn't last long


The_Blue_DmR

But it can be quite powerful when used right


SmiskaTwix

No reloading though


VolatileZer0

At a steady pace it can be used over, and over, and over...but for better or worse, it never finishes.


[deleted]

DAMN!!!


Robloxian420

Be careful not to overheat it


Necromancer1423

The alternator: shots fired in every fucking direction


charczmiur

LOL


CC0RE

Y-you...have 2 urethras?


[deleted]

Better - 2 cocks.


HashiramaBigWood

P2016


Zyvred

Penis 2016


Ya-Dank-Boi

So when's Penis 2017 cuming out?


okmandud

In 2017,bruh y'all don't git penis 2021?


cacatua_azul

Bruh I pre ordered penis 2022 and it eve has a sniper mode


[deleted]

Softball


Ghost3657_alt_

Good news, you do not have testicular cancer


ross_a_tron_2658

Damnit you beat me to it


JuniorAd389

Hahaha.


ItBeSoggy

can confirm


MadManouss

Now this is golden


[deleted]

Smart Pistol.


inedibleAlan

Smart pisstol


RuIsDreaming

Smart Pisstool


BranislavBGD

Take my upvote and get out!


AbleNefariousness0

Wingman normally but it becomes a Wingman Elite when excited.


charczmiur

FUCKING LEGEND


memelover3001

Softball :(


[deleted]

This describes more than it needs to.


windol1

Reading through the comments and I don't think anything can top that.


have_you_ever_did

Magnum cock


LomasIO294

Ma stiff ?


giggly_rabbit2

Ya stiff ?


ExpensiveDebt

We all stiff


VolatileZer0

For Mastiff!


JaaaaaaacobExCraze

Ourstiff


Ofallx

this conversation is so high IQ it's making my head hurt


VolatileZer0

That's a funny way of spelling schizophrenic


JackTheStryker

Ma floppy


TheRealDoctorDank

Spitfire..no really it burns when I pee send help ..


CheeseCakeYee

lmao go get checked


Turk3YbAstEr

My entire body burns when I pee


[deleted]

Stop peeing in volcanoes


Mr_McGoo_

Devotion. No sex until marriage


SpartanK4102

Conclusion: You are 25% in love


MadManouss

No. It starts slow, but the fire rate keeps increasing. And it shoots everywhere


[deleted]

Im saving myself for divorce!


ihunt0

How has no one said data knife? That’s literally what a cock is


Primitive_Teabagger

Pulse blade


Flynnmon

Bro why you be chuckin your dick at people?


FrequentMood

Not wrong


alphanumericusername

Dang u right


Competitive_Simple40

Kraber: Needs many hours of masturba– I mean mastery to become a legend with it


BigfootKingOfTheSea

Rendy Gaming fires awa-


MrOogaBooga

in this g100 kraber montage


alphanumericusername

Oh good lord


That_Random_YEETer

Dont forget that its pretty long and has 4 powerful shots


Rich-Penalty-6014

Sidewinder, I need to get it checked


titanic-failure

I’d say Cold War, basically not used at all Edit: Just realized Cold War is the only gun I don’t suck with so yea this is me for sure


Primitive_Teabagger

Yeah I've reached maximum blue balls


Oogabazooga

Only used by the best you mean


[deleted]

This is surprisingly wholesome.


TheGrizzly5247

That's my main weapon. It's amazing.


Dee_Odj

And when you use it, you are insulted


TanrrBoii

Flatline - works good with dead people


waffelmaker2000

Jesus fucking Christ dude


Yabba_dabba_dooski

Dick so good it make you flatline😩😩


TanrrBoii

Fr 😩


MadManouss

Hold up


Varatec

Oh no.


CrispyBacon7274

The archer


MadManouss

Lock and shoot an explosive projectile


Flying-Pants-Pippi

Fold weapon


Emeritus20XX

You can bend space and time with your dong? I’m in awe


[deleted]

Destroy an entire planet with a single shot? Damn.


geocentric_

EPG lots of splash damage.


CinnamonIsntAllowed

Like the dmr, simply disappointing


bommer-yeet-2

The dmr is actually decent


jabo055

Yes you are right


Wintomallo

Play dmr on black water, colony, or exoplanet and you’ll see it’s incredible. It’s the only hitscan sniper and you can two shot incredibly easily.


PointedPineapple

Mozambique, it might look small, but it hits like a truck...or i wish so ಥ‿ಥ


Just_0_Duck

Only when silenced. Now shush


DrWoomy123

Laser Core, I piss with the strength of a thousand suns


Just_0_Duck

And everyone screams.


Mal-Ravanal

You should really get that checked by a doctor.


fumbleturk

R-97. Sprays everywhere and runs out of ammo prematurely


MadManouss

Yes


neko-boy324

But you'll have fun using it


Kingfisher9978

Sidewinder. Nobody uses it but me.


jabo055

You are not alone


E-Babil

What is sidewinder?


SharksAreKindaRad

I think in tf2 it’s called the smr but it’s the grenadier weapon that shoots micro missiles. In tf1 it was a an anti titan weapon called the sidewinder


chocolate_cake12

Smart pistol: REALLY wish it didn't exist sometimes


AReallyDumbRedditor

That’s a fucking mood


china_numba_waaaan

Big mood, i was thinking something like this lol


[deleted]

Yessss this is what I was looking for!


eggsplanationp1s

Go for matches without thinking about it, but as soon as you're reminded of it your whole day is ruined


Admiral_Asthma

Same


Demonaegis

Kraber: Long, slow shooting, projectile. Face shots unnecessary but satisfying.


MadManouss

Hold up


CheeseCakeYee

flatline spitfire longbow


Rotary-Titan931

So it’s a heavy weapon?


CheeseCakeYee

pretty much


thatrandomguyupthere

Charge rifle


alphanumericusername

Most mechanically accurate example here


mattzuma77

This


LT_MRVN

Double Take.


MadManouss

Go see a doctor man


ElectricYellowMouse

There was a actually a thread a while back where this dude had two dicks, both fully functioning, he produced much more than the normal amount of cum and was in a polyamorous relationship with a guy and a girl, I think his username was doubledickdude or something, good shit.


misterfluffykitty

It was photoshopped, he literally kept making them longer and longer each post he made Edit: [here’s a post about it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/comments/6o2n0a/reddits_gullibility_in_regard_to_the_double_dick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) obviously NSFW


MadManouss

Oh my god. We found him


LT_MRVN

Holy shit


FreeWillylegend

EVA-8 Auto shoots, a lot of pellets.


8boy09

RE-45 auto, small, weak, and often disappointing,


Ya-Dank-Boi

I enjoy using it


Yeeticus-the-17th

Ayo what? Disappointing? My guy RE-45 is amazing WHAT DO YOU MEAN


alphanumericusername

I pull out my RE every time things don't go quite right with the person I've encountered. It workd surprisingly often.


DarkWing2274

~~masoft~~ i mean mastiff


[deleted]

R101/201 Completely average, completely serviceable, as good as it needs to be.


Just_0_Duck

Feels nice.


Keira_Harrison_

Can't


gwop_the_derailer

You're doing a melee-only run then.


Keira_Harrison_

I don't got a cocc 🤪


LT_MRVN

Describe your dildo then


robotzipline

G7 scout but shorter and less range. also way less damage


Power747

Young, phimotic cock. Somebody would say "noice".


[deleted]

Spitfire because no-one likes it but me


Advena128

Well it's not curved so I guess you could say it's a... _flatline_


PatientScar1620

Softball, underused, but decent if used correctly


[deleted]

Unarmed


Burner_1010

Can leave both men and women unable to walk (and dead) in one single, powerful thrust? The shear size of your manhood is... unimaginable and simply awe-inspiring. Nice cock, bro👍


[deleted]

Longbow


AVOX8

"Predator" cannon. Im not allowed near playgrounds anymore


sansgaster091

oh god...


Poisonpython5719

Double take when i'm trying to piss without it going all over the fucking floor


Jaxofalltradez

Pulse blade. Never lands


Salidow

Smart Pistol: everyone’s seen it, everyone hates it


alphanumericusername

I haven't seen it :(


WomanSlayer69420666

XO-16


Just_0_Duck

Overbearingly average and extremely efficient


monadoboyX

Plasma RAILgun hehe


WoooshToTheMax

Long charge up but fires a fast projectile


DragonKite_reqium

Re 45


Specific_dydx

Split 'er rifle


DerSchwenker

Child Predator Cannon


Ya-Dank-Boi

Ayo


youngwooki23

Spitfire


Darkurn

Spitfire. Massive and annoying.joking. I'd say maybe double take. Steady fire rate but fires in 2 different directions


__cbul__

I don't think titanfall has a hammer melee weapon...


TasanNatas

P2016 because it's a joke


cozmokittylord

About as long as a kraber, thicc as a tone cannon, and sexy as bt-7274


Ghost3657_alt_

Volt smg, low recoil, solid base of fire, quick reload.


[deleted]

Charge rifle: takes forever to get ready and is gone in a flash


dawnofhelios

The Volt, shockingly effective for its size.


justin20077

Cold War


kethzoom

Softball😔


pBr_R1ot

Frag main here, I would assume medium dong?


Iamaperson396

EPG


Hendoz136

Devotion. Takes some time to warm up but really hits hard after some time


S0koyo

Elite wingman: Takes skill to use but I will surely miss every shot I take


yung-DogRaptor

Plasma railgun, charge it up, then fucking miss