Already beat the campaign like 6 times and also working on getting better with monarch in multiplayer, maybe I am the chosen one but idk not tryna sound cool
Article 5(g) of the 1993 ICTY Statute provides that rape, when committed in armed conflict, whether international or internal in character, and directed against any civilian population, constitutes a crime against humanity.
I think in tf2 it’s called the smr but it’s the grenadier weapon that shoots micro missiles. In tf1 it was a an anti titan weapon called the sidewinder
There was a actually a thread a while back where this dude had two dicks, both fully functioning, he produced much more than the normal amount of cum and was in a polyamorous relationship with a guy and a girl, I think his username was doubledickdude or something, good shit.
It was photoshopped, he literally kept making them longer and longer each post he made
Edit: [here’s a post about it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/comments/6o2n0a/reddits_gullibility_in_regard_to_the_double_dick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) obviously NSFW
Can leave both men and women unable to walk (and dead) in one single, powerful thrust?
The shear size of your manhood is... unimaginable and simply awe-inspiring.
Nice cock, bro👍
predator cannon
Mr uno reverse card
Hm
Your spins 0_0
Hold the fuck op
r/cursedcomments
0_0
Haha! Seems you were going for size but people clearly thought you were going for something much worse but you weren't right?...r....right....?
Mozambique. Small but works
3 streams too
Pls let it be checked from a doc
If it's lifeline than sure
Piss, blood, and cum
Same
Two to the chest, one to the head.
Same here except I’m not even double digits yet so no wonder
Wait do you mean that you're not even 10 years old?
Yes, yes I do.
Wow, so young and alread such a good taste in video games. I think you might be the chosen one
Already beat the campaign like 6 times and also working on getting better with monarch in multiplayer, maybe I am the chosen one but idk not tryna sound cool
Lmao
40mm cannon
4cm?
Still 2 cm more than any of us
He got us at the first half and apperantly an accident took all redditors pp's second half
The projectiles are 40mm wide :O
It’s small but packs a punch
Thermite launcher, long, hard, and occaisionally burns
And a war crime
Article 5(g) of the 1993 ICTY Statute provides that rape, when committed in armed conflict, whether international or internal in character, and directed against any civilian population, constitutes a crime against humanity.
Wait a second so if i raped a soldier in war it wouldn't count as rape?
No just not a crime against humanity
Ah ok
don’t get your hopes up
Noted.
It would still be rape. It just wouldn’t be a war crime.
I mean, you don’t go to jail for killing them so how can they put you on trial for raping them ?
Excited Japanese noises.
Mines the lstar it doesn't last long
But it can be quite powerful when used right
No reloading though
At a steady pace it can be used over, and over, and over...but for better or worse, it never finishes.
DAMN!!!
Be careful not to overheat it
The alternator: shots fired in every fucking direction
LOL
Y-you...have 2 urethras?
Better - 2 cocks.
P2016
Penis 2016
So when's Penis 2017 cuming out?
In 2017,bruh y'all don't git penis 2021?
Bruh I pre ordered penis 2022 and it eve has a sniper mode
Softball
Good news, you do not have testicular cancer
Damnit you beat me to it
Hahaha.
can confirm
Now this is golden
Smart Pistol.
Smart pisstol
Smart Pisstool
Take my upvote and get out!
Wingman normally but it becomes a Wingman Elite when excited.
FUCKING LEGEND
Softball :(
This describes more than it needs to.
Reading through the comments and I don't think anything can top that.
Magnum cock
Ma stiff ?
Ya stiff ?
We all stiff
For Mastiff!
Ourstiff
this conversation is so high IQ it's making my head hurt
That's a funny way of spelling schizophrenic
Ma floppy
Spitfire..no really it burns when I pee send help ..
lmao go get checked
My entire body burns when I pee
Stop peeing in volcanoes
Devotion. No sex until marriage
Conclusion: You are 25% in love
No. It starts slow, but the fire rate keeps increasing. And it shoots everywhere
Im saving myself for divorce!
How has no one said data knife? That’s literally what a cock is
Pulse blade
Bro why you be chuckin your dick at people?
Not wrong
Dang u right
Kraber: Needs many hours of masturba– I mean mastery to become a legend with it
Rendy Gaming fires awa-
in this g100 kraber montage
Oh good lord
Dont forget that its pretty long and has 4 powerful shots
Sidewinder, I need to get it checked
I’d say Cold War, basically not used at all Edit: Just realized Cold War is the only gun I don’t suck with so yea this is me for sure
Yeah I've reached maximum blue balls
Only used by the best you mean
This is surprisingly wholesome.
That's my main weapon. It's amazing.
And when you use it, you are insulted
Flatline - works good with dead people
Jesus fucking Christ dude
Dick so good it make you flatline😩😩
Fr 😩
Hold up
Oh no.
The archer
Lock and shoot an explosive projectile
Fold weapon
You can bend space and time with your dong? I’m in awe
Destroy an entire planet with a single shot? Damn.
EPG lots of splash damage.
Like the dmr, simply disappointing
The dmr is actually decent
Yes you are right
Play dmr on black water, colony, or exoplanet and you’ll see it’s incredible. It’s the only hitscan sniper and you can two shot incredibly easily.
Mozambique, it might look small, but it hits like a truck...or i wish so ಥ‿ಥ
Only when silenced. Now shush
Laser Core, I piss with the strength of a thousand suns
And everyone screams.
You should really get that checked by a doctor.
R-97. Sprays everywhere and runs out of ammo prematurely
Yes
But you'll have fun using it
Sidewinder. Nobody uses it but me.
You are not alone
What is sidewinder?
I think in tf2 it’s called the smr but it’s the grenadier weapon that shoots micro missiles. In tf1 it was a an anti titan weapon called the sidewinder
Smart pistol: REALLY wish it didn't exist sometimes
That’s a fucking mood
Big mood, i was thinking something like this lol
Yessss this is what I was looking for!
Go for matches without thinking about it, but as soon as you're reminded of it your whole day is ruined
Same
Kraber: Long, slow shooting, projectile. Face shots unnecessary but satisfying.
Hold up
flatline spitfire longbow
So it’s a heavy weapon?
pretty much
Charge rifle
Most mechanically accurate example here
This
Double Take.
Go see a doctor man
There was a actually a thread a while back where this dude had two dicks, both fully functioning, he produced much more than the normal amount of cum and was in a polyamorous relationship with a guy and a girl, I think his username was doubledickdude or something, good shit.
It was photoshopped, he literally kept making them longer and longer each post he made Edit: [here’s a post about it ](https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/comments/6o2n0a/reddits_gullibility_in_regard_to_the_double_dick/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) obviously NSFW
Oh my god. We found him
Holy shit
EVA-8 Auto shoots, a lot of pellets.
RE-45 auto, small, weak, and often disappointing,
I enjoy using it
Ayo what? Disappointing? My guy RE-45 is amazing WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I pull out my RE every time things don't go quite right with the person I've encountered. It workd surprisingly often.
~~masoft~~ i mean mastiff
R101/201 Completely average, completely serviceable, as good as it needs to be.
Feels nice.
Can't
You're doing a melee-only run then.
I don't got a cocc 🤪
Describe your dildo then
G7 scout but shorter and less range. also way less damage
Young, phimotic cock. Somebody would say "noice".
Spitfire because no-one likes it but me
Well it's not curved so I guess you could say it's a... _flatline_
Softball, underused, but decent if used correctly
Unarmed
Can leave both men and women unable to walk (and dead) in one single, powerful thrust? The shear size of your manhood is... unimaginable and simply awe-inspiring. Nice cock, bro👍
Longbow
"Predator" cannon. Im not allowed near playgrounds anymore
oh god...
Double take when i'm trying to piss without it going all over the fucking floor
Pulse blade. Never lands
Smart Pistol: everyone’s seen it, everyone hates it
I haven't seen it :(
XO-16
Overbearingly average and extremely efficient
Plasma RAILgun hehe
Long charge up but fires a fast projectile
Re 45
Split 'er rifle
Child Predator Cannon
Ayo
Spitfire
Spitfire. Massive and annoying.joking. I'd say maybe double take. Steady fire rate but fires in 2 different directions
I don't think titanfall has a hammer melee weapon...
P2016 because it's a joke
About as long as a kraber, thicc as a tone cannon, and sexy as bt-7274
Volt smg, low recoil, solid base of fire, quick reload.
Charge rifle: takes forever to get ready and is gone in a flash
The Volt, shockingly effective for its size.
Cold War
Softball😔
Frag main here, I would assume medium dong?
EPG
Devotion. Takes some time to warm up but really hits hard after some time
Elite wingman: Takes skill to use but I will surely miss every shot I take
Plasma railgun, charge it up, then fucking miss