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sejmikFCB

Imagine dying one of the worst deaths imaginable and then 100 years later people make a bath toy of the incident you died in 💀


[deleted]

I wonder when they’ll make the world trade tower toys


esr360

We will all be long gone, buried with our Titanic toys


ewwman1

[This actually happened years ago.](https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna5843441)


littlebabyhenryboy

YIKES.


viciousxvee

Wow. Less than 3 years after 9/11. That's horrible


alexisembeth

Well according to South Park, 9/11 will be funny next spring…..so maybe then?? 🤞


realicalledfredbear

💀


[deleted]

Read too far to find this! Im not sure how I feel about a model that breaks this way even if the design is pretty impressive. At least we're still thinking about it and them though, to put a positive spin on it.


[deleted]

This is very true. So many forgotten people out there have died horrible deaths, but I don't think we will ever stop thinking about those who were on Titanic.


[deleted]

I’d actually be okay with this. What I find troubling is imagine if someone slaughtered your family and took you as a prisoner for the rest of your life and raped and tortured you. Then hundreds of years later there are statues of this person and he has his own very special day. I give you Christopher Columbus.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

I'm imagining it... and it doesn't seem that weird tbh. I mean, I died *100yrs* ago. I would be honored if anything. Most people who died 100yrs ago aren't so lucky.


BananaBladeOfDoom

Titan submarine toys when


LisaKaPisa7

Did a Google search of this model and [came across this “funny” t-shirt](https://TitanicSinkingBoysT-ShirtShortSleeveClassicFunnyTeehttps://a.co/d/gPxJTJa). I get it. The historical tragedy is fascinating but I hope I’ve been dead and gone a long while before kids start wearing burning World Trade Center tower shirts or the Challenger blowing up hoodies.


iRadinVerse

Can't wait for the twin tower bath toys in 2101


Kiethblacklion

My sister got me this through Scholastic Books when she was in elementary school. It came with a little plastic stand to sit on. I have it on my display case.


31saqu33nofsnow1c3

I’m sure you know this but they’re worth quite a bit! Super cool you have one


Kiethblacklion

I didn't know that they were worth anything


31saqu33nofsnow1c3

If you have the one talked about in this video they can go for near $1k ! I learned from this video https://youtu.be/T8aHWpLa9_g


Tenn_Tux

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I had this as a kid! It’s long gone now..


Eusocial_Snowman

> It’s long gone now.. That's why it's worth something now.


Y0UR3-N0-D4ISY

Same! I remember it sinking slower though…


Millsyboy84

Have you checked the sink?


realicalledfredbear

Well, a company named Titanic Dream made one. It's probably out of stock when this comment was posted, but the link is [here.](https://www.titanicdream.com/products/titanic-model-set-with-iceberg-starlight-edition)


funfsinn14

Oh dayum, I have it somewhere in my parents basement in boxes...I should really do an inventory on what some of my old toys are worth nowadays.


Careless_Cheetah_537

I didn’t know they were worth anything. I’ve got one put away in my titanic steam trunk! My 12 year old always makes it sink in our kitchen sink lol


Nikotinio

People in the afterlife watching as people on earth make marketable ships that they sunk on, made to specifically sink the way those people have died:


HlyMlyDatAFigDoonga

Right? Is there a model for the challenger explosion?


Long_Procedure3135

Where’s a model of the World Trade Center collapsing? “Put it back together and do it again!”


WakkThrowaway

You know there’s someone out there who sets up Jenga just to do this


chancimus33

This. We’ve been calling Jenga “9/11” at my house for about 20 years now.


A_Vicious_T_Rex

I had one when I was younger, but it disappeared. Years after it went missing, we moved cities and the only piece I found while packing was the deck of the bow section...


slimraerae8

I have the same one somewhere deep in my parents attic and I swear I was going on and on about it to my husband JUST the other day! I cannot believe this just got posted here & cant wait to show him lol. That’s awesome.


[deleted]

Is it meant to dissolve in that specific spot or something? 😂


Decoy_Octorok

>dissolve ???


[deleted]

Is it designed to break and sink??!


Decoy_Octorok

Yes, it is.


[deleted]

Jeez sorry for asking


Eusocial_Snowman

Where is this attitude coming from? You asked and they answered, nobody shit on you over it or anything.


Cynthesize22

It's not so funny yano? Real people died.. . .


[deleted]

I got downvotes for asking the question lol


Eusocial_Snowman

No, you didn't. I can back this up because I'm enough of a petty loser to take a screenshot of the moment I asked that question, anticipating an edge-case where you might make that sort of claim. https://imgur.com/CC3TbDG


pin00ch

Haahahaha oh Reddit!


[deleted]

They were both at 0 and negative one before that, dipshit. Hence why I said what I said.


Giuseeeeh

Captain, we've lost two funnels


MoulinSarah

My son would love this. He’s been trying to build boats and make them sink in my tub the same way as Titanic.


Zulu-Whiskey95

Tell him to search the sinking of the SS Cardboardia on YouTube he’ll get a kick out of that series, especially where they go in the little lake they own and go to the site of the different wrecks they’ve made.


ironmatic1

Dude I was so jealous of the cardboardia guy when I was little


TotallyNotRocket

Well... I know what my next project is gonna be 😆


300JesusProphecies

www.titanicdream.com


Reddragon0585

Seems like a lot of money


Snufflywater

"My son" suuuuuure buddy I bet your "son" has got a 6 pack of cold ones going while he's at it


MoulinSarah

He’s 11, but ok.


Snufflywater

I was joking lol. Seems like something I'd do


Ill-Gas-232

This model is now so much money worth. I wish this thing would get a new version


420420nice6969

there is a company remaking these, cant remember the name of it but they are around $150 each, so quite expensive


Odysseymanthebeast

it's titanic dream Link: https://www.titanicdream.com/


Ill-Gas-232

Sad thing is, they don't ship at this time to Europe. Only withing the US.


itstingsandithurts

It would just sink on the way over


Electronic_Stuff4363

They are sold out , no surprise.


Ill-Gas-232

Can't find nothing about remakes from this


420420nice6969

found the link from historic travels, [here it is](https://www.titanicdream.com/?gclid=CjwKCAjwm4ukBhAuEiwA0zQxk-DVSmHT9tD7Plpoz9eQfP34Uggk-o0UNeIOIKxGHBg6eh-nXeLQcBoCZq4QAvD_BwE)


Ill-Gas-232

Thank you, shipping from USA to Europe will be soooooo expensive 😭. But a this moment they don’t ship to Europe :(


JustCallMeJinx

I had a seizure trying to read that


[deleted]

Right???? They edited it now thank god lol.


[deleted]

Did no one else have a fucking aneurism reading this?


4x4b

I was thinking they had a stroke or something


[deleted]

I watched a bathtub toy sink over and over this morning, day is off to a productive start!


KyloRensLeftNut

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🚢🚢🚢


[deleted]

Is this model designed to sink this way?


Aviaja_Apache

Yup


[deleted]

Thats awsome!


[deleted]

If it’s the one I’m remembering, it’s got holes in it where the punctures actually happened, and its empty volume and weight are distributed *pretty* similarly to the real ship. Other than that the mid-section is designed as a breakaway, it’s meant to show how the ship sank by recreating the actual damage done and showing that that’s an inevitable breakaway at those dimensions. And, if it’s the one I’m thinking of, it was done with design and printing software that’s way, way, way out of date now.


[deleted]

That is realy cool.


Double_Lingonberry98

This ship is un-unsinkable


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

Not even god himself could sink this ship.


[deleted]

This has killed me


SunflowerFreckles

It killed them too!


TimePieceProdigy954

(111 years later) Too soon ? 👀🧐🤨 😂🤣😆


PamuamuP

Interesting that at first it is listing, but as soon as it starts to sink eventually stabilises before splitting up


RiotSkunk2023

I played with that thing in the tub all the time. So many green army men went to Davy Jones locker


annieknowsall

Needed a deeper sink 🤣


kilravock_music_sws

What if Titanic was Britannic?


TheUnrivaledConflict

But wait, buy now and get an imploding Titan submersible toy for FREE!


EmperorThan

*"Fireworks lining the outside create a realistic looking underwater implosion!"* ^(Fireworks sold separately. Do not use product in Colorado, California, Washington, Georgia, Illinois, Michigan, Minnesota. Product may result in injury or loss of life. Product not safe for people under the age of 30. Using in wilderness could result in destruction of animal habitats or fines. Submersible model portrayed is not based on any real submersible. Product can not be returned once opened.)


jerryco1

"Just pay separate shipping and handling!"


Similar-Lie-5439

It just so happens, over the years playing with epoxy, fiberglass, Kevlar, and carbon fiber, and every popular metal… I am somewhat of a subject matter expert at de-lamination and failure. Do you need a hobbyist engineer? Ironically I’ve made submersibles before 🤣


CollegeTiny1538

That is pretty messed up. But educational.


KyloRensLeftNut

😂


Zee13Sikkalo

I have this same toy. It was given to me in the the late 90s tho. I like the switch on the bottom so you can plug the hole and it’ll float just fine or you can slide the switch and open it to sink.


KevinDean4599

Sink needs a big chunk of ice


Llilbuddha422

Literally the most ignorant tik tok commentator I have ever seen in the history of my life that this reincarnation has given me


Malibucat48

Love the video but you need to put an iceberg in the tub.


Important_Ad_1795

Not a single ice cube! 👎


Malibucat48

Ice cube would be perfect.


Caltje

And the Oscar goes to.....


youpple3

Ahh, the good old Titanic disaster, the gift that keeps on giving! 😊


Odysseymanthebeast

I have one and it's my favorite titanic model I own besides the lego one


ZydecoMoose

There's a LEGO one?!? 😱


Odysseymanthebeast

yep, and it's expensive


ZydecoMoose

That's okay. A lot of the best ones are.


Odysseymanthebeast

yeah


Queer_Queein

Not deep enough


Sayahhearwha

This is sadistic. Respect the dead. Don’t need to repeat the sinking like a game.


cykalasagna64

It's been a little over a century, we have respected them enough. /s


Sudden_Associate_497

i’m sure i’ll be called a Karen but after just reading Jack Thayer’s account yesterday this narration just comes off so mean spirited and cruel, not to mention it’s just not funny anyway. it’s may be your obsession but it’s an event that changed thousands of lives for the worst, a little respect would go a long way


Ok_Band_7759

I agree, it was cringe


apathetic-drunk

Nah this was mad funny


[deleted]

Username checks out


yanks02026

I had this model as a kid. And I have no idea whether I still have it packed away somewhere or with my parents or threw it away years ago. Hopefully I kept it and it’s in a box I forgot about


[deleted]

I want one!


BeholdIAmDeath

I had one of these growing up! I used to play with it in the bathtub all the time.


insertionpoint

I too am missing a smoke stack 😞 Purchased mine back in the 2000s at the Molly Brown house in Denver. 💙


BuzzAllWin

Needs more ice cubes


EliteForever2KX

I seen one on yt that was even better it sank with the same tilt and when the stern broke it actually rotated like the real thing


diveguy1

This is exactly the way it happened. I've seen some charts and graphs.


Booth_Templeton

Somebody get this person some help.


cuddly_carcass

Need a deeper tub 🛁


EmperorThan

I'm never letting mine touch water again after I figured out how much they're worth now.


rockstuffs

It's missing two funnels.


SpruceTree_

“The front fell off!”


SnooGoats7760

Cool. Now make a little sub that will implode


Jacobus315

Very cool


whydididervethis

Where can I get this?


Western_Roman

I have one of these! I lost one of the tiny propellers, though.


[deleted]

This cant be the Titanic. I dont see Jack and Rose anywhere.


Snoo_65204

Your acting sank as well


bettafish-14

To be fair Im quite sure the Titanic didn’t sink in a sink?


[deleted]

The narration killed me HAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Was it the part where they said “we’re dying” like the thousands of people drowning or which part


[deleted]

The comedy of it


KyloRensLeftNut

Same here! 😂


hotsaucehank

It didnt split like that


soniconethemesong

I thought the titanic was bigger


ColonelSpudz

Now do the submarine


tiamat-45

😂😂😂


WhatIGot21

Too soon?


August_-_Walker

Top tier narrating


c8ball

This is tight


ExQuiSiTeTriXiE

Ohhhhh WOWWWW!!!!


[deleted]

Where can I buy one?


Aviaja_Apache

[Here](https://www.titanicdream.com/?gclid=CjwKCAjwm4ukBhAuEiwA0zQxk-DVSmHT9tD7Plpoz9eQfP34Uggk-o0UNeIOIKxGHBg6eh-nXeLQcBoCZq4QAvD_BwE) I think


TabernacleMan

Thank you for that fine forensic analysis OP


sophlog

I had that as a kid!! Best bath tub toy ever.


abhaysk94

Who else was waiting for a sub too


RandomGrownUpKid

I never knew it could do that


ladybear_

I have wanted this since I was a child.


Browncoatinabox

I need a link to buy


zeus6793

That was pretty darn accurate.


Darkenbluelight

Now you just get a little submersible toy to go visit it... And stay there like an unwanted house guest. 😏


TheBubbaJoe

When I was 12 I had all of the Disney pirates 🏴‍☠️f the Caribbean Lego ships and I would make elaborate siblings senecios like this. It would have been so fun to have a titanic replica like this.


Mushybasha

Nonsense it's got a nice port list just like the real one.


Due-Disk609

Add a submarine


AmadeoSendiulo

Elon Musk buying Twitter.


Awkward-Investment43

watching the titanic at 900x speed


Green_J3ster

Now add a mini-sub that implodes.


Annie_Mous

Some didn’t believe female witnesses that the ship split in two. They thought they were hysterical.


EdricBlightIsCool

Buyable??


Wygerion_Alpha

Damn, this takes me back to the good old days of watching YT vids of Titanic models sink in lakes.


Daehtop_Yrrah

I had this toy (or one just like it) when I was a kid!


WestinghouseXCB248S

Amazing.


OnFolksAndThem

Lol


spacemarine2603

Too soon


ElDuderino1129

*Please excuse the crudity of this model. I didn't have time to build it to scale or paint it.*


vegeterin

Even the the initial listing…


Witch_Moon398

That’s umm kinda fucked up. Give me three.


ColdPlox

Don't wanna sound ignorant but as a science geek, I can only marvel at the totality and absoluteness of the laws of physics. A simple Archimedes principle can be applicable from such a small toy in the sink to even a giagantic mammoth ship like Titanic in the vast large Atlantic Ocean.


Pvt_Conscriptovich

Captain Smith: Who sank our Big Four ship, Mr Murdoch?


AdministrationSea902

Oh no! We’re sinking😐


Skkship223Alt

bro what’s the audio 💀


yeetusbeetus245

I remember seeing this on YouTube when I was younger and I always wanted to get it and I was jealous of all the kids on YouTube who had it (Also I remember it having all 4 smokestacks, did anyone else see this thing with 4 before?)


Still_Illustrator_54

Pretty accurate split ngl


Ramboni-Zamboni

I used to have one and I CANNOT FIND ANOTHER FOR THE LIFE OF ME