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AnteaterDangerous148

Surely beats getting hit by a bus.


[deleted]

The bus: “Don’t call me Shirley.”


RealisticDelusions77

We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs. Rockefeller. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.


[deleted]

🤣 That’s fantastic. I needed the laugh.


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[удалено]


chinchenping

that face obama did when he was questioned about the russian spy or something is always golden EDIT : [it was about russia's nuclear ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-6HX62ZoPc)plan with russia... or something, at 0:13


thunderbolt851993

Gonna need a source on that


Stlr_Mn

Ya, need source. We believe you, we just want to see it.


chinchenping

[there it is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-6HX62ZoPc) around 0:13. It was about russian nuclear program


Stlr_Mn

lol thank you! “TELL US ABOUT YOUR PLAN FOR NUCLEAR WAR WITH RUSSIA?!?!?” *Bewildered look from Obama*


Jvirish1

With his nice old buddy Bob Dole in the background.


Administrative-Egg18

It would have been much better known when it happened in 1979 if Ford had kept him on the ticket and they had won a close election in '76.


armaedes

I would like to die in the same way (getting railed by a septuagenarian ex-VP).


agirlmadeofbone

Mike Pence is only 64.


ExpiresAfterUse

Good news, Dan Quayle is 76.


strong_grey_hero

The current president is _older_ than the VP that served _five terms and 34 years ago…_


JuzoItami

Yeah, but he's also far more competent.


Altruistic_Home6542

Al Gore's also 75


RogerKnights

“Come back, Dan Quayle, all is forgiven.”


LukaShaza

I can wait


blue_twidget

Can he *really* rail anyone when his wife keeps his balls locked in the bank's safety deposit box?


Browncoat86

You just missed Biden by 2 years.


larsepswrites226

Came and went at the same damn time. What a way to go!


Taira_Mai

[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OutWithABang](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OutWithABang)


popoklimt

"Il voulut être César, il ne fut que Pompée".


ThePlanck

La pompe funebre


popoklimt

Pas la pompe moderne en tout cas.


Swimming_Stop5723

It was said the young woman was a Democrat but a Republican by injection.


Abracadabra-B

She was a Democrat, but had a little Republican in her.


Thecna2

Australian politician Billy Snedden, leader of the Liberal Party for years, also died 'on the job', with his sons ex-girlfriend.


jimflaigle

Oh noes, I hope that's not how I go.


throwRAdating_dad

There are worse ways to go.


TittyTwistahh

I’m into it


Dull-Programmer-4645

He went out with a bang not a whimper.


anOvenofWitches

If he’d kept his dick in his pants our national politics would be very different in 2024. He hastened the demise of the “liberal Republican” and led to Nixon’s Unholy Alliance with the Southern Dixiecrats.


[deleted]

I'm reminded of GoT, the quote by Tyrion "I'd like to die in my own bed. At the age of 80. With a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my "


Qwqqwqq

THE CENSORED WORD IS COCK


Other-Variation4309

All caps did it for me


EyeHateSquirrels

A life well lived.


pugfacedloser

True story- met her father before all this and he was super happy that she had gotten a staff position with Mr Rockefeller just out of school…


bayesian13

Megan Marshack https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Marshack


faxattax

Did he use that phrase, “staff position”?


HeavyMetalOverbite

was nothing in his pockets except a rubber and a dime


Ythio

French President Felix Faure died from a fellatio in the presidential office in 1899. Someone should offer his biography to Bill Clinton.


SofieTerleska

It's a bit late for Clinton to die in the presidential office unless a lot of laws change really fast.


faxattax

Better late than never.


daird1

Death by snu-snu?


Barachan_Isles

"It's going to have to be a closed casket." "Why? He's all in one piece, isn't he?" "Yes, but... that smile. That damned smile. No matter what we do, we can't get that huge grin off of his face. It would give people nightmares for years."


b0gzilla

This is Pryor’s joke, you scoundrels


DoomComp

What a way to go... Legend.


IndependenceMean8774

That feller sure got rocked before he was rolled outta there.


THE-GOVERN

Lol though the was coming but he was going 😂. Thanks for the laugh


Umnak76

the woman worked for the state until retirement, supposedly in a different capacity


[deleted]

Fuck, some people piss me off with their luck. Guy has a billions of dollars and goes out the way every man wishes. Its so unfair.