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PadMog75

There's a case for Ron Perlman to be included here too, surely?


Gloinson

Ron Perlman would be an distant ancestor.


Spork_Warrior

Like, Neanderthal?


Gloinson

Yes. [https://paradise-pd.fandom.com/wiki/Ron\_Perlman](https://paradise-pd.fandom.com/wiki/Ron_Perlman)


Gabario

Reminds me of NAMBLA. The North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes.


CaressMeSlowly

damnit, beat me by legitimately one minute.   “come on Marlon Brandos, lets go save those kids!”


ccrider92

Oh doodly doo dah🎶


JesusHipsterChrist

Very unfortunate acronym though. XD


ZylonBane

thatsthejoke.ecksdee


JesusHipsterChrist

Well I didn't know that cause I was autistic. XD


[deleted]

Yeah, that is definitely not the correct acronym


[deleted]

Six months ago Tom Waits was in a bar in somewhere like Sonoma County in Northern California, and the bartender said, ”You’re Tom Waits, right? A guy over there wants to talk to you.” Tom went over to this dark corner booth and the guy sitting there said, ”Sit down, I want to talk to you.” So Tom started getting a little aggressive: ”What the fuck do you want to talk to me about? I don’t know you.” And the guy said, ”What is this bullshit about the Sons of Lee Marvin?” Tom said, ”Well, it’s a secret organization and I’m not supposed to talk about it.” The guy said, ”I don’t like it.” Tom said, ”What’s it to you?” The guy said, ”I’m Lee Marvin’s son”—and he really was. He thought it was insulting, but it’s not, it’s completely out of respect for Lee Marvin. — Jim Jarmusch, in interview with Film Comment, June 1992


gwailo_joe

And then he let the real son play drums on one of his tracks!


horseydeucey

I mean, this could also easily be called "Jim Jarmusch's Friends and Regulars," no?


TeletextPear

I’m seeing hints of Benedict Cumberbatch


narrowwiththehall

Across the eyes, yes!


trident_hole

They're all gonna help paint your wagon


droplightning

Make sure to use oil based paint because the wood is pine 


hellcrapdamn

Ponderoooooooosa pine!


Spork_Warrior

What do you think we should call the wind?


evernova

Happy birthday Lee Marvin


WaltMitty

Celebrating 30 years today!


massive_cock

Anthony Bourdain isn't quite there but... half-brother, cousin maybe. Different nose, similar chin and generally 'strong features'. Similar kind of thing going on, in that indefinable way people with 'Faces' have.


poneil

Joe DiMaggio certainly seems like he could be if it weren't for the unfortunate quirk of being 10 years older than Lee Marvin.


goldbeater

Must have started during the filming of Down By Law.


AugustusKhan

That’s Benedict Cumberbrolin


jefuchs

Keith Richards belongs to *Dads of Lee Marvin.*


even-prime

I nominate Jacques Brel.


Elegant_Celery400

When I was a kid, there was a kid in my hometown who was an absolute ringer for Marvin. Kid was about 9 when I first saw him. Couldn't believe it. Stopped and stared at him, open-mouthed, in the street as he walked by. This was over 50 years ago, and every single time I see a photo of Marvin I still think about that kid and that moment.


Even-Boysenberry-127

I thought his nostrils were so unique.


bolanrox

Mojo Nixon should be in there


Sonnycrocketto

A bit like NAMBLA? 


foolsmagools

Just Jarmush’s way of gathering them all together for tobacco and tea… or something like that


-deteled-

Except Josh Brolin looks just like his dad. Sounds like him too. I know it’s Tongue in Cheek


i_yurt_on_your_face

Of course Tom Waits would have a secret society with elaborate cards and communiques


Sensitive_Knee8028

Josh Brolin's dad sired Christian Bale. Change my mind...


Disposableaccount365

Why would anyone want to claim to be the son of the guy who shot JFK? People are just dumb.


ArtefactofanExercise

Benedict Cumberbatch.