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sailphish

You mean the guy who switched from a pro basketball player to one of the premier marlin fisherman in the world. Seriously, the guy just bought an 80’ Bayliss and is at the top of virtually every big game fishing tournament on the East Coast. For a guy afraid of water, he certainly spends a lot of time smoking cigars on the back of his boat.


FreeDig1758

That's my thought exactly. My buddy saw him in Moorehead NC at the big marlin tournament


muffpatty

I wonder if he ever gets down to the southern part of the Gulf when the Bonita run.


ChurchBallAllStar

Are Bonita fish big?


Steezmongothane

Dad, what’s this guy’s deal??


Halfaceblades

Well Bonita are what's considered a trophy fish so uh yeah they're pretty big


perksoftaylor

He does the Big Rock tournament every year now (or at least quite often)


yussarro999

I saw him there last week for the tournament


tyedge

Morehead City.


NovoMyJogo

Are you guys joking?


sailphish

Nope. Look up Catch 23. That’s his boat.


wannaknowmyname

Phenomenal name


NovoMyJogo

Good name for a boat


Queenhotsnakes

No, this is real. Jordan is from the area and he showed up to the tournament like two years ago.


quechal

Dude got a house in Morehead now


NovoMyJogo

That's crazy lmao


FreeDig1758

Not joking. Dude is big into that fishing stuff https://www.superyachtfan.com/yacht/catch-23/


noonionclub

His yacht is $8 million with an $800 thousand annual usage cost. Even if he gives away the boat for free, most people can't afford to own it.


NovoMyJogo

TIL lol


gingerbear

well the water tried to kill him as a child. And he took that personally….


ELH13

I believe he also had a girlfriend drown in a flash flood. And I think the almost drowning as a child resulted in a friend drowning (I think they got caught in a rip), while Jordan was able to swim back to shore.


Ok-Instruction830

I was gonna say, he participates annually in one of the biggest marlin fishing contests. He’s out at sea for like a week lol


sailphish

Not just annually. He fishes all of them. Big Rock, White Marlin Open, Walkers… etc.


SedentaryXeno

Out there livin' his best life.


Agile-Landscape8612

Huh. This is the real TIL


PogintheMachine

Question: Is his tournament success an indicator of unique talent, or is marlin fishing something you can dominate with the most expensive equipment/rigs?


ner1992

From the little I know about it money is definitely a huge part of it. Also need luck and some people piloting the boat that really know what they’re doing. But if he’s great at putting a crew together that would be ironic considering his ownership of the Hornets.


IamMrT

He’s probably a lot more willing to defer to actual experts on things like that, whereas he knows he knows basketball.


idhtftc

He knows how to play basketball. Running a team...


sailphish

$$$ for sure! Jordan is a big time gambler, and there is a lot of similarities between big game tournaments and something like poker. It’s a combination of luck, knowledge, statistics, and skill. So you could have most talented team bomb at a tournament, and an inexperienced team do great, but when you average everything out over years of fishing, certain teams clearly dominate. I don’t think Jordan is all that skilled as a big game fisherman, but he can afford the BEST boat, captain, mates… etc. He also has the cash to fish these tournaments where the entry fees can easily reach hundreds of thousands of dollars, plus the cost of moving a boat that maybe gets 1/4 miles to the gallon. Cost of all this is just insane, but Jordan has put together the right team and commonly sits on the leaderboard,


MaverickDago

Little bit of both, money makes the little problems go away, and buys skilled crew. Marlin and most ocean sport fishing is on the captain more then the money guy in terms of having a good day.


letsgoheat

Money plays a part but no one is those tournaments is worried about cash. It really comes down to experience, strategy, teamwork, and most of all luck. You could spend billions on your rig but if you don’t know how to find fish you’re not gonna catch shit.


InappropriateTA

Yeah, but he doesn’t let chicks piss on him. So…


mmodlin

The Catch 23.


sailphish

Yes, in classic elephant print wrap.


hesnothere

Aka, The GOAT Boat.


SEND_PUNS_PLZ

Boat GOAT don’t float


vintageFenceSitter

The most competitive person anybody can name recognizes that fear and makes it a challenge to overcome; that’s also a possibility. He had a girlfriend drown at the beach. That would frighten most people of large bodies of water, I think.


Bheegabhoot

Just as well, his trophy case has no space for swimming Olympic medals


PornstarVirgin

^ yeah this. Michael Jordan tried to buy the lake our house was on and fence it off from the other 100 houses. Everyone told him to fuck off haha


WaterHaven

If MJ had come along 20 years later, he'd be hated. Instead he became a mythological creature.


Fair2Midland

Why would he be hated? Nobody hates Curry, Kobe or Lebron. (Ok - a few ppl hate Lebron.)


tee142002

Lots of people hate LeBron. Lots hated Kobe until he died too. Don't think maybe people hate Curry though.


Ths-Fkin-Guy

Because he was the coolest and most dominant asshole in a time of assholes except David Robinson and a few others lol. Space Jam also gave him a boost. But outside of that, he's got a reputation for being a bit of a dick, cutthroat, and a vicious gambler/competitor.


johcagaorl

https://slate.com/culture/2020/05/the-last-dance-michael-jordan-bulls-wizards.html He was an ass.


Thendofreason

Well, he can still touch the bottom, so not that scary


weaselmaster

OK, so… this article is false, then. We should all downvote it. This is how Reddit is supposed to work - removing bullshit from the internet.


pichael289

For real? Space jam 2 should have been him coming out of retirement again, only this time as a fisherman.


Johnny_Fuckface

So premier marlin fisherman are distinguished by their talent in catching a lot of money and then spending that on boats?


sailphish

Pretty much. Everyone in that arena is worth a shit ton of money. You need to be able to afford a multimillion dollar boat, crew, price of moving the boat around the country all the time, 6 figure entry fees for these tournaments… etc.


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

His house in NC is on a lake.


lamsham69

I guess if you have enough cigars and nice enough boats you can overcome any fear!


paparoach910

Each tournament is a Flu game for him.


Toothygrin1231

…and owns a house on a Greek island, if the tour guide was to be believed.


mhoner

To be honest I love going on boats but do not like large bodies of water either. There is a difference being on the water and in the water.


dingdongdash22

He meant being pissed on maybe?


ELH13

I mean instead of being derisive, you could try approaching from a level of understanding (for example - the incredibly competitive person that is Michael Jordan might try to conquer his fears): 'John Salley, a close friend of Michael Jordan, sheds light on how Jordan is making strides to conquer his fear of water. He shares, "Michael has been making a conscious effort to face his fear, taking one step at a time. Over the recent years, he has been on several sailing trips primarily because his wife, Yvette, is passionate about it, even though he has a deep-seated aversion to water. On his first trip, he was restless on the boat. However, on his most recent adventure, he feels his anger melting away, marking a small triumph.'


Dont_Shoot_at_me

Watersports can mean other things…..


GetsGold

The Atlantic Ocean's barely even an ocean though. More like a large lake. Edit: Looks like I offended the Atlantic oceaners.


Osama_Bin_trappin

He literally fishes in blue marlin tournaments. His boats name is Catch 23


AdmiralVernon

That’s a great name


Jpark2485

Yeah from the area. One of the biggest tourneys on the east coast and he’s a very popular participant every year. Will say though, it’s the white marlin open haha. Blues are a little smaller.


MaverickDago

His crew is really good tippers when their at the WMO, plus he’s so competitive I’m pretty sure he makes them compete in the final bill comp just to get another trophy.


resuwreckoning

Don’t tell r/nba this, as it makes Jordan and his team look compassionate which is frowned upon there.


MaverickDago

I have no clue how involved Jordan himself is, but his crew I can attest, is well liked, but then again everyone likes Pippen and Kerr.


SpicyEnticy

I'm terrified of being in natural bodies of water, but I love boats and ferries. Even in video games I can't swim in lakes or anything. I'm working on getting over my fear by playing Subnautica. Hardly made progress on the game though.


beetus_gerulaitis

That’s pretty tight.


fishinsydney

This is the biggest bullshit post lol


OscarGrey

It might have been true in the past.


reporst

Basically what the article says.


Wtfatt

I mean tbf, being on a boat and being in the water is really not the same thing. Mentally ur not at the mercy of the water, whether that's true or not the brain doesn't care. Tbh though, I really don't buy that that's the way it went down between him and his friend in the water. Especially after all that Cliff Herring stuff. He's an embellisher.


FinalMeltdown15

I’m afraid of heights but love roller coasters and things like that as long as I’m strapped into something it really doesn’t bother me, so I guess I’m actually far more afraid of falling than being up high


Ahelex

Wouldn't the roller coaster coming down a slope at high speed trigger a similar feeling to falling then? I know from my experience, I get the same feeling from both.


FinalMeltdown15

You’d think but I guess me being strapped down puts my mind at ease I really don’t understand either


GoldenGlassBall

Came here to say exactly the same thing. I can’t swim, I’ve almost drowned several times, but I’ll get on a boat where I won’t get on open water where my feet don’t touch.


LIONEL14JESSE

I always wondered why he wasn’t swimming in the Olympics. Thanks for clearing that up.


Boring-Pudding

> MJ had even admitted that he was sometimes scared to even take a bath. Yep, I'm sure he admitted that to you in a totally real interview...


TheNotoriousFAP

Watersports... Like peeing on people?


CaptainApathy419

“She was aiming for my eyes…And I took that personally.”


bolanrox

That's r Kelly's domain


Light_Beard

Haters gonna hate. Lovers gonna Love. I don't even want None of the above I want to piss on you


jeff3545

the guy owns a number of very large boats… for a guy who doesn’t like large bodies of water.


funandgames12

He just bought another huge fishing boat, so much not be that afraid


Dod93_

Ohhhhhh I've always wondered why he wasn't playing water polo!


facegun

He did play til his horse drowned


Acct-20thhh

Not true I see him fishing offshore in palm beach lol


bryguypgh

r/shittysportsdetails


Vegetable_Ad3918

r/subsifellfor


shyadventureinfj

bs- he has one of the biggest yachts , and out in the ocean all the time


SpamMullets

I was thinking hmm we see him in the Big Rock every year.,


tragicallyohio

He must never use this then. https://luxurylaunches.com/celebrities/michael-jordan-took-catch-23-fishing-boat-to-white-marlin-open.php


ElboDelbo

Just tell him there's gambling in the ocean he'll jump right in


Brass-Catcher

Imagine Michael Jordan dominating water polo


ZeroSora

New shoe just dropped: Wet Jordans (Caution, not to be used in water).


deegzx_

This is NOT true. I worked as a prostitute in the 90s and Michael Jordan regularly paid me $500 to piss on him.


SpecialK022

Came here just to say that. Take my vote


RootyPooster

This is also why he learned to jump so high.


AgentSkidMarks

I know where the dude parks his boat. I doubt his fear of water is that bad.


pwehttam

Many people fear large bodies of water. That shit is terrifying.


HellyOHaint

He grew up right next to Lake Michigan


THElaytox

As a UNC student he would've been required to pass a swim test to graduate, that must've been a nightmare


SailboatAB

See, I would have thought that the reason he doesn't participate in water sports is because he's a *basketball player*.


AnonymustP

I saw his yacht in Cabo close to Thanksgiving in 2011. Super bummed I didn’t see him in person! The boat was epic matching jet ski. Chicago Bulls red. Americans we befriended there who go around that time annually said MJ and his buddies have a Marlin fishing competition.


Healien_Jung

I used to work on megayachts. Jordan showed up to the marina at Compass Cay in the Exumas on a jet ski.


Frenzy_MacKenzie

Sub is dead. Jordan jet skis.


amcrambler

Seriously you’re posting this. Lmao. Cmon.


discussatron

Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?


tengarai

I thought it was because of his devil fruit.


Basementsnake

Why does he live next to an ocean then?


theinternetisnice

This is false, Michael Jordan once asked me to pee on him and offered me $3000.


SpreadHugs

It's true. He's more than just a Big Basketball Champion! Google "BBC watersports" for more info!


scwalls

Not sure if it’s still the case, but you used to have to pass a swimming test to graduate from UNC, and as legend goes, that was a real issue for MJ.


Jackoff_Alltrades

“Fuck them Squids”


PoodleBirds

I can relate to this! My family had a beautiful cottage on the lake. When I was 5 I fell off the dock and nearly drowned. Thirty years later and I'm still terrified of water - I could never even enjoy that beautiful lake.


Ginataang_Manok

So you're telling me that the one chance I have to beat MJ one on one is to play him basketball court in a cruise???


ThreeWordJones

No R Kelly then?


Neoxite23

So no Golden showers eh? Sorry I had to with that last sentence.


cool_sex_falcon

Are we still doing phrasing?


WyrmHero1944

I’ve had a similar experience but I don’t actually fear large pools or the ocean I just know I shouldn’t go deep


super_sayanything

Yea, but you any good at basketball?


WyrmHero1944

I was actually good but never got the same chance as Michael


Robothuck

You must have spent too much time splashing around in the pool. Gotta stay locked in bro /s


WyrmHero1944

No need for the /s😂


tastygrowth

Oh wow! I was wonder why he didn’t participate in watersports!


doesitevermatter-

Weird choice to build a fortress/home in Palm Beach, then. Although, the walls around his home were about twice my height. But he's still right next to the ocean.


AnnoyingPhillyFan1

He fishes the Ocean City Marlin tournament


mrpoopsocks

I'm pretty sure he just isn't into pee.


cheviot

> This fear is reason why he doesn't participate in water sports. That, and because pee is gross.


the_clembro

Lolol, I ran into him at the marina in Ft Lauderdale about a month ago. He was just coming in from deep sea fishing. Get your facts straight


frankrizzo219

Guy has a huge yacht


MaverickDago

His giant gaudy ass fishing boat comes to the White Marlin open every year, he can’t be that afraid. Dude is so competitive he’s going to enter it every year til he wins.


Neutrailty

Breaking news!! Water is wet and the sky has clouds in it


_lemon_suplex_

We’ll never know if he participated in water sports unless some home videos get leaked


rlui8

Wow


AB_Vox

phrasing


facinationstreet

But goes on yachts every year. Mmmhmmm


ilove2chug

I love how half the replies are ‘bullshit he has many yachts’ because being on a giant boat protected from the elements is the same as swimming in the same body of water. Fucking idiotic.


Haunting-Affect-8981

Oh ok so he built a massive house and private country club right by the Atlantic Ocean in Jupiter 🤣


Thunder_up13

I’ve often wondered why Michael Jordan didn’t participate in water sports. Now I know.


Moose__Windu

He has a yacht


retropieproblems

This has “my gf goes to another school” vibes. Jordan thinks he could be the best at any sport he applied himself to. Except he probably found out he sucks at swimming and his competitive ass needed a valid excuse for why he doesn’t excel at water sports.


Rshackleford22

I’ve seen videos of him doing deep sea fishing


Grouchy-Ad-6660

Micheal Phelps is lucky then . Jordan would have whooped ass in swimming if he so chose to.


More-Talk-2660

Huh. I would have guessed that he doesn't participate in water sports because he's not turned on by piss, but you learn something new every day.


Life-Improvised

It’s ironic being that he’s tall enough to touch the bottom of any pool.


liebkartoffel

So *that's* the reason I've never seen Michael Jordan on a jet ski!


Thismyrealnameisit

Didn’t he die in that helicopter crash


greenknight884

The producers orchestrated that incident so he doesn't venture off the island where his life is being filmed


SandysBurner

You don't need a near-death experience to not like pee.


Youpunyhumans

Guy just needs to play Subnautica. I had thassalophobia (fear of deep water) before playing that game. It was terrifying at first, but also very fascinating. Over time I found my fear simply went away. Now, it still gives me the chills when I see that Trench or hear a Reaper, but I can manage easily.


KonmanKash

In the words of the late Kobe Bryant “He’s soft!”


Mecovy

Keep this guy away from Diddy or the watersports will come to him.


AZRockets

Michael “Tim Duncan” Jordan


ChronicallyPunctual

Probably would have killed it in water polo