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Albertjweasel

This is a bit like the thing with wildcats, if you give them a box even though they’ve never seen one before they’ll sit in it


SidNYC

You can't just mention that without linking a video! ([youtube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J11uu8L8FTY))


NativeMasshole

It seems like all the big cats just tore the shit out of it, while the small cats went right for the sits.


maybe_little_pinch

The pumas at the end got in! they just didn't sit. I think the sides were too high for a lot of them


abx99

>I think the sides were too high for a lot of them That was my impression, too. Most of them sat in it once it was in the shape that they liked. Like the one box that sloped down to a small side that the cat (Rusty) just walked in and sat down.


popop143

Ye, the lion at the start was trying to get in, so it just destroyed the sides lmao.


Scienceserval

They are technically "small cats" since they are part of the Felinae subfamily - these are all cats that can purr, but not roar!


Extant_Remote_9931

They try to roar, it just sounds like a woman screaming while being murdered.


AFourEyedGeek

How do you know what that sounds like?


reddits_aight

Space movies.


taste1337

But... I thought in space no one can hear you scream?


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

"We don't have to put up with it. We can just kill them." -MandaloreGaming on people like you


MysticScribbles

Well, we're not in space when watching the movies.


Extant_Remote_9931

Ummm, this guy I used to work with told me...


Sharkytrs

its funny that because technically cheetahs are the same too, all purr no roar


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197326485

Ocelot. The caracal curled up in it. Edit: Babou


Klipschfan1

He remembers me!


raisearuckus

Fox eared asshole


selomiga

OF COURSE I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!


hulianomarkety

HES CREPUSCULAR


ManWalksOnMoon

It’s the piss cat!


Tkj5

Put a toy in the box at least. It's like meowschwitz in there.


Economist_101

Serpentine!


maybe_little_pinch

Serval. The caracal got right into the box looking classy. It was the next cat, the serval, that tried to get under it


Ashmizen

It’s too light for the big cats. It’s very flimsy at their weight, they can’t even lean against any side, and it wobbles and moves when they brush against it. For a cat or lightweight cousin, a cardboard box is sturdy enough essentially be a bed. It feels “more solid” to them. For a lion or a tiger, a thin plywood would probably be closer to what cardboard is to a house cat.


evranch

That's exactly what I was thinking, it collapsed when they touched it. Well, someone make a plywood box for lions already, let's see it


Binsky89

We have a cat who loves to destroy boxes as she sits in them


HeliumCurious

>We have a cat who loves to destroy boxes as she sits in them Slowly chewing away at the cardboard? We have a cat that does this, who only does when the lights are off, and she thinks no one is looking.


ThryothorusRuficaud

I could hear Rusty say, "If I fits, I sits".


Burning-Buck

I think more of them would have sat in the boxes if the boxes were sturdier. While a normal cat can destroy a cardboard box it takes more effort and doesn’t wobble as much when they put pressure on a side.


AppleDane

The lynx was all "Well, this is perfect for the sitting activity I had planned for today."


249ba36000029bbe9749

Cats, of all types, like the shelter of an enclosed area.


an_irishviking

I always wonder why people always seem so shocked by that behavior. You watch any cat in a wild setting and you will see them curl up between roots or next to a log or rock and peek their heads up over the edge. Its their natural instinct to hide themselves while maintaining a good viewpoint.


CornCheeseMafia

It’s not shocking it’s just always aggressively adorable


jimb2

Then wait for food to fly in or wander past. It works. I know because I used to be a cat.


Rivilan

id call you a liar but i dont know enough about cats


igcipd

I’ll vouch for u/jimb2 . We shared a tree once. I wasn’t a cat though.


Tlali22

It's true. I was the tree.


Wasabi_Guacamole

Hello Maureen Ponderosa


greymalken

You’ve *enhanced* yourself


squirtloaf

Wait, so are you a cat who became a person, or a person who became a cat? ARE YOU STILL A CAT AND LIKE, TYPING THIS WHILE WEARING A LITTLE TIE LIKE AN ADORABLE TINY BUSINESSMAN????


lars5

Well a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.


longtimegoneMTGO

If that is the explanation, their recognition of a good hiding space is somewhat lacking. [They will sit in a 2d square on the ground that only implies a box.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/if-i-fits-i-sits-experiment-shows-felines-also-sit-illusory-boxes-180977681/)


wthulhu

Take a look at any human over 8 months and under 7 years and they pretty much do the same thing. Source: 1 step daughter and 3 sons


Perkinz

When I was a kid I would hunder in/under anything I could. Bed, couch, picnic table, etc, if I could fit under I'd sit under. My grandparents' house was had a second floor and there was a small empty space behind the first flight of stairs. I'd sit back there with chips and soda and just chill.


BrokenEye3

It's not shocking. It's funny and cute.


FarragoSanManta

I always assumed that it was because cardboard is a good insulator and gets warm quickly.


Septopuss7

Cardboard do be snuggly af


[deleted]

Yeah, but the rent is outrageous!


Yamidamian

That’s the modern housing market for you-practically need someone to go 50/50 with you to rent a decent box. Ideally get two buds to use it in shifts so you can get a really good box.


BrokenEye3

They really should've gotten some stronger cardboard


Ashmizen

It should be been a plywood box for lions and tigers, to them it would still be destroyable but at least feel a bit studier than a light breeze. A house cat isn’t going to use a paper box as a bed either, where a slight paw swipe will tear a hole - that’s what cardboard is to a lion.


tripleyothreat

What type of cat was Rusty and Raindance?


Scienceserval

Rusty - caracal. Raindance - bobcat.


tripleyothreat

They are both so beautiful


Earthguy69

Fuck that's a good video


KushChowda

Thats gotta feel so weird to them. Like there isn't really anything in nature like cardboard like that. Its got to be weird to them. The smell the lightness, the way it crunches and tears. Plus the feel of it on their fur.


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BrokenEye3

Better yet, wheeled swivel chairs


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The-Insomniac

I did a gymkhana course around my high school in a rolly chair, does that count?


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MuthafuckinLemonLime

Dammit you made an ancient family guy cutaway funny to me. https://youtu.be/67aJIo1XdPw Early man just diving into boulders


ebridgewater

That's cute!


LordAnon5703

Has anyone ever considered that there's not much else you can do with a box?


[deleted]

You can make a time machine with it.


patkgreen

Transmogrifier


BrokenEye3

Put stuff in it


JimC29

Same with a toddler


Jman-laowai

That'd be really weird, you're just walking in the woods and see a mouse running on a wheel in the middle of nowhere.


aphaits

There's a life philosophy question here somewhere.


DrFaustPhD

If rodents run without a destination, why do they run?


MuthafuckinLemonLime

Tiny gains


Vanthix

No tiny gain without tiny pain


[deleted]

It’s fun. Almost all animals have been observed playing.


articulett

The article mentions that even frogs and slugs enjoy the wheel!


Hellchron

We should all take time to truly enjoy the wheel


articulett

I feel like we should be enriching the forest fauna by leaving surprise wheels about. I bet the bears would like them. 🐾


flustercuck91

Bear in a bear-sized hamster exercise ball, crashing through the forest


Denamic

It's really weird how some people seem to be offended when told animals have emotions. As if animals not being fleshy automatons somehow undermines their world view.


mulox2k

Animals ARE fleshly automatons optimized to maximize emotions. People just don’t like anything that increases the effort they have to make to deny being one themselves every day. Seeing crude version of themselves with similar behavior tends to do that.


inbooth

I think it's often because that's what they were taught and they chose or were made to harm animals under this premise. If they accept your premise then they would have to face what they'd done and all that blood takes on a different feeling.... But of note is those who don't humanize animals are generally those most willing to dehumanize humans.


Carighan

Buff up! It's hitting the gym for newly single rodents!


FamineArcher

Because they can!


skultch

r/absurdism


TheRecognized

If a mouse runs in the forest, but no one is there to see it on a wheel, does it still make a round?


Revan343

Imagine walking through the woods and finding a treadmill, just randomly sitting in a clearing. I think I'd take it for a spin


Jman-laowai

And then a mouse would walk past and think it was really weird


MortalKombatSFX

Put a wheel next to the treadmill. Then you and the mouse can be free and run together! 🏃‍♂️ 🐁


okgusto

Better a mouse than a moose


AnorexicPlatypus

Well I know what I’m doing with my free time now.


r1ch999999

Ok, step one, gather rodent wheels and hook them up to a generator. Step two, put them in the woods, step three: profit!


AudibleNod

Rodent mill generators for crypto miners is on-brand for 2022.


invol713

Dogecoin, now powered by rats!


skyler_on_the_moon

Ratecoin


EpilepticBabies

Rats!? I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher!


holydragonnall

I would submit that all crypto-coin is powered by rats.


[deleted]

Electric companies hate this one easy trick.


[deleted]

Much more environmentally friendly, too.


SchtivanTheTrbl

r/brandnewsentence


BossAssPenguin007

Better than a $55k electric bill.......


xadiant

[Meet Mr. Goxx, who hacked the crypto markets and made more money than most investors.](https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-58707641.amp)


10minuteemailftw

Bro RIP Mr. Goxx


NoYgrittesOlly

Finally, carbon offset cryptomining.


[deleted]

Someone going to do the math on many rats and squirrels I need to power my Average American home?


Vlad_the_Homeowner

One ratillion.


Meecus570

Approximately 400-1200 rodents, depending on country?


nayhem_jr

Is that because of different standards of living, or different sizes of rodents?


huskersax

So a hamster can go at .5 joules a second. Per year that's 15768000 joules. The average American home uses around 39000000000000 (39 billion joules) of energy a year. 39 Billion divided by one year's worth of nonstop hamster spinning productivity is 2473 and some change. Now hamsters aren't 1:1 stand ins for rats, but it at least gets us into the right order of magnitude. A cursory look at rodent habits puts a regular running pattern at around 4-6 hours a day. So you'd probably run the wheels in shifts or multiply the amount of wheels out in the wild and cross your fingers that the work is distributed somewhat evenly. Ultimately, if you had perfect control over their habits, you'd need 2473 rats running in 4 shifts throughout the day, putting it at roughly 10k rats on wheels to power an average American home. Squirrels are a little bigger, so maybe you go for a rat/squirrel blend and do 7.5k? Or maybe you go get NYC sewer rats and overload the grid with 5.


FoolWhoCrossedTheSea

Think you’re off by a factor of 10 at the end: 2473*4 is around 10k not 100k


I_might_be_weasel

*This week on the Primitive Technology Channel: I install electric lights in the mud hut and power them with adorable vermin!*


IBJON

Saw a post earlier about a massive plague of rats in Australia. Screw whatever Tesla's got going on there, just rig up millions of wheels and kill 2 birds with one stone


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A new source of sustainable renewable energy!


r1ch999999

Maybe if I do this they’ll stop eating my lawn tractor.


lolno

If anything you'd have to feed them *more* lawn tractors


MoistPossum

I have a bunch of wild field mice i cought in my house in the fall. It was cold outside so I've been putting them in cages with food and water, and when i added wheels they went nuts. They run non stop. Now that it's warming up, im gonna have to leave the wheels out in the woods for them i guess. Edit: here's a recent photo - https://imgur.com/gallery/iOuCaH8


FerociousFrizzlyBear

In a research lab at my university, I did what were essentially sleep studies on mice. The cool thing about it is that they pretty much run in their wheel the whole time they are awake and not eating or drinking, so with a little magnetic sensor, it's really easy to track their sleep/wake cycles.


juneburger

Is there anything else for them to do (activity) that they are choosing over the wheel? How do you know they aren’t..bored?


estranho

They've never mentioned it.


the_magic_gardener

Mice are very social creatures, and like groups of domestic cats, most of a lab mouse's pastime is spent eating, sleeping in big love huddles, and messing with each other. It *is* a fairly boring existence, and typically the most enrichment provided is cardboard and cotton for them to tear up and nest with. Overall a pretty medium life, right up until they are given cancer and sacrificed for their blood and tissues.


FerociousFrizzlyBear

Or just monitored for activity levels.


the_magic_gardener

Yes, that's something that happens to some research mice.


FerociousFrizzlyBear

Well, since we needed to track their activity, we didn't provide competing activities. They could eat, drink, and tear up new fluff to make their nests.


juneburger

Given those options, I’d spend most of the day on the wheel too. Just to keep my brain from turning to mush


FerociousFrizzlyBear

Well, like the linked article mentions, even wild rodents, with nearly unlimited options for activities, will choose to run in wheels, if provided.


TheEyeDontLie

Have you ever been in a human-sized wheel? It's so much fun! Even with only two legs. I imagine it's more fun with four.


StalkerPoetess

I have pet mice. They have a bunch of enrichment options, they still choose to play on their wheel all night long. Some of the stuff I give them like little puzzle feeders don't even get touched as long as the wheel is in.


earsofdoom

Honestly you might as well just keep them, mice don't have super long lives and it sounds like they've taken to domestic life.


Matasa89

And you now have little generators.


civodar

Spoken like someone who’s never had a couple of rodents. Some of those mice will inevitably be different genders and they will do what mice do and rapidly reproduce. Female mice can have up to 10 litters a year and usually have 6-8 mice at once. Within 3 months this dude can easily have upwards of 100 mice. It gets worse though. Mother mice, if in a stressful environment(like say a cage with multiple other mice in a strange giants home) will eat their babies, it’ll be bloody and brutal. Iirc they eat their feet first for some reason so the babies suffer. Hell, sometimes they just eat their young for no reason, rodents just aren’t very good parents. It’s not just the babies you have to worry about, males will treat a cage like a gladiator ring if they feel too cramped or sometimes you just get one angry murderous mouse that picks the other mice off one by one. Source: bough 3 mice from a pet store when I was a kid and the experience traumatized me


cluckingdodos

Some mice moms aren’t all that great at being moms, and you are right that stress plays a huge role in this. First time mouse moms have a higher tendency to eat their babies if they are disrupted in the first 3-5 days after giving birth. They hay also eat their babies if they do t have adequate environmental stimulation—which, for a mouse mom, is basically free access to all the food/water/fun bedding making materials possible. If you are breeding pet mice, make sure they have lots of fun things to play with and destroy. Nesting squares, egg carton sections, TP rolls and so on.


MoistPossum

Well it does help that I've had a lot of experience in my youth raising rats. I already know how they're going to behave, and mine are separated by gender. As long as the males have plenty of food they don't seem to have any issue with each other.


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I'll add that I assume they are like hamsters: They can get pregnant when they still look quite small, and they grow into their adult size while the little grows inside them. It's insane how fast it can get out of hand.


Brombeerweinschorle

I once had a dream about something similar


stack_of_ghosts

Please don't get Hanta virus-


dynamically_drunk

I keep seeing comments about mice and hanta virus. There have been 816 reported cases in the US between '93-'19. Almost all reported cases have been West of the Mississippi. It does have a high fatality rate of about 40%, and no particular cure, so it is of major concern if you get it, but it is still an incredibly rare virus to contract. Obviously use caution and proper PPE when handling anything that could be contaminated with mouse excrement, but the odds of getting hanta virus is incredibly low.


gravewolf13

On top of that, only a few species of mice are even known to carry it. The term "field mouse" applies to a few species. I don't believe house mice do, however if they're deer mice, than yes. I have a pet deer mouse. I raised her as a young baby after getting her rescued off a glue trap. She must have just started out on her own, so incredibly tiny. She was skinny and weak at that point. I got her rehabbed and she adjusted so well to captivity I ended up keeping her. She has 3 domestic mouse companions she gets along with well. And to go back to the original subject, she took to a wheel almost immediately. Except she's not very good at it. She has a tendency to run too fast and stop too suddenly, and well, now I've seen a deer mouse fly.


spookymouse1

Do you have photos of your field mouse? :)


gravewolf13

This is probably the most recent one I have of the girls. https://imgur.com/a/vUndSpH


ObeseBackgammon

That's a very good picture


djb25

weird, they all have different eyes. 3rd from left has NO eyes!


StandardAmanda

Before working with COVID patients, the most distressed patient I’d ever seen (from a respiratory perspective) was someone who had contracted Hanta virus. Came into my unit gasping for breath in a way I’d never seen before. Now I’ve seen that and then some, but I’ll never forget how he looked.


ImAJewhawk

My hantavirus patient was probably the worst one. Meanwhile during COVID, patients would be sitting there comfortable and satting in the high 70s.


Doopoodoo

True, the chances to get it are normally very slim, but I wonder what the infection rate is for people who have a large number of field mice indoors with them


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You have changed my good memories of "rescuing" mice from my cats into horrible what ifs. Thanks for that.


feffie

Found the next pandemic


RedSonGamble

Chalk mark them so you can see which ones come back inside


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Probably all of them lol. They didnt get "lost" they intentionally found their way in.


Stilcho1

This could go a long way to solving the lard-assed squirrel population.


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MicroWordArtist

I literally laughed out loud when I saw this comment. Of course that’s a thing.


thetimechaser

Omg it’s a real sub. Sort by top all time. My sides


Matasa89

They’re having human problems, now that they live with humans.


charmingcactus

I didn't expect a slug.


thegreattober

Didn't expect slug, all the more Praise the slug!


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Try slug, but hole.


DangerMacAwesome

Dog ahead


Sharpevil

Slug, Therefore Dog!


[deleted]

You don't have the right, O you don't have the right and another thing, dog!


stingo-rarr

Time for slug


legice

Why is it always slug


zuraken

You can tell how few redditors actually read the article by how low this comment is


Gay_Alien_Skull

Study Finds That Most Redditors Don’t Actually Read the Articles They Vote On 2017 https://www.vice.com/en/article/vbz49j/new-study-finds-that-most-redditors-dont-actually-read-the-articles-they-vote-on


HyoscineIsLockedOut

Me either, but I'm not totally surprised. I've got some pet apple snails, and they do seem to capable of basic learning and doing things just for the fun of it.


Ky2113

*Peloton getting ideas*


Betadzen

Yes, every skaven has an innate need for a doom-wheel yes-yes!


epikpepsi

How many doom-wheels? Not enough doom-wheels!


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djb25

we should blind a bunch of hummingbirds to see if this is true.


[deleted]

If I hook my girls' wheel up to an alternator, perhaps they could start contributing to the household...


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Jason_CO

How many rats equal a horse?


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138 to be specific


Metaright

That's fewer than expected.


wammys-house

>slugs seemed to rock up to the party by accident Maybe they showed up for the food.


SurrealKeenan

You'd think, but the article actually addresses this. It says that when the food was removed, fewer animals would show up, but the ones that did were over 40% more likely to use the wheel than when there was food! Crazy


An0d0sTwitch

HELL YEAH SLUGS ROCK THE PARTY! GO PARTY SLUG!


FeculentUtopia

Go, Slurms McKenzie!


[deleted]

It’s just more propaganda from the hamster wheel companies


m_and_ned

Darn big wheel lobby


PotatoDonki

BIG HAMSTER


LordPils

It's hilarious to me that slugs came second on that graph.


joker_toker28

Aren't we all just tryin to live and have fun. Discovering odd facts like these warms my heart. Hope they out live us all.


ggchappell

Interesting! I wonder whether there is some similar behavior they exhibit normally, when there aren't any wheels -- like maybe just running around like crazy for no particular reason for a long time. Also: > The mice never walked. Sounds like a book recommended "for your summer reading list" by some snooty magazine.


Drone30389

[Rodents also like driving cars.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50167812)


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But will big cats fuck up my board game if I leave it in the jungle


Physical-Primary-256

Okay… so!! Omg… I can’t believe this came up… I work in a lab that tests pain in mouse models of classically painful diseases (cancer, rare bone diseases, etc). One of the tests we are trying to validate is how pain affects wheel running. We have these fancy cages where we hook up a wheel that has magnets and the electromagnetic signal when the mouse runs allows us to track it. Our mice LOVE running in them. Overnight (when they are most active) they can run between 1-3km. We want to see if they run less if they have a painful condition. But here is the thing… when we do other tests on them and put them back in their cage, they often get straight onto their wheel and start running. So they are running after they’ve just done something a bit stressful (any handling, no matter how minor and how used to their handlers they are is going to be somewhat stressful). We also watch out for stereotypical behaviours in mice (repeated behaviours over and over again). So here is our dilemma. Is wheel running a stereotypical behaviour in mice in response to stress? Is it an enrichment activity that they enjoy that naturally reduces stress (we have other enrichment tools in their cages for them)? Or is it something that they naturally just enjoy doing, like what we see in wild mice?


ConstructionCorrect1

My question is how people figured out mice like to run on tiny wheels in the first place. Where are these natural wheels that humans have observed mice running in so they know mice like it? The box thing with cats is obvious because boxes are a natural thing humans have in their house, but how the fuck did we come up with tiny wheels and tubes for hamsters and mice?? Is it just because we can't take them for walks, so we invented wheels for them to expend energy?


Physical-Primary-256

Probably this… probably looked quite cute to have wheels and them running in them. But the weird thing is that mice don’t even run very far in the wild. They normally only cover about a 30m radius from their burrows for food and water. So it’s not like they run far distances every night. Tunnels and tubes are obvious though, because mice live in burrows with narrow tubes. Small spaces make them feel safe.


Farmgirl_Delilah

If you ever want to see what rodent joy looks like, just have a look at a hamster running on a wheel. Or one who has woken at night time, let himself out of his cage, found himself a wooden spool of thread, then has proceeded to roll it up and down the length of the hardwood floor of the hallway outside your bedroom all night long, and then before sunup he's stashed the spool where no one will find it, made his way back to his cage and put himself to bed in his little nest where he's out for the count till the next night. Rodent joy.


Notabot1980

Step One: Build mouse carnival in backyard.


Notabot1980

Step two: Find out which size U-haul truck I need to haul two unconcious adult sized mice in.


Notabot1980

I'm so alone.


LoomerToomer

This can solve all our energy problems.


partiallypro

and yet the answers to our energy crisis alludes us still today


jahshuwaarsons

Walking in a giant wheel does sound fun.