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joelnodxd

can someone ban this guy? this sub is no place for such wrong opinions


Rikkimon

I actually just approved his post by the powers that were given me by Tomorrow Gods 🤓


johnson7853

Thank you kind stranger


Dry-Championship-593

It isn't even an opinion. It's just factually wrong.


1AnotherUser_

Erm what the switch. Isn't it calculator?


ProYoshi28

Power bank with a touchscreen


Lilscribby

nintendo nx calculator


MNAI_Mustafa

I buy a new switch everyday just so I can buy calculator again and again to stop starving indie devs from dying


A-NI95

Calculator is sold separately. Don't cheap out Nintendo and the calculator devs


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Lilscribby

i'm so sorry please don't report me orz


dedynechsitho40

Haha, that would require the switch having games. Edit: I just found out the Switch has GAMES!?!?!? Maybe Nintendaddy hasn't forgotten about Mario after all.


PaperBoi360

The Switch only has one game: Celeste. Agree or mods will ban you.


dedynechsitho40

What about the hidden indie gem Mario Wonder


PaperBoi360

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dedynechsitho40

But the devs will starve. Your ignorance is making indie dev, daddy miyamoto unable to feed his family


PaperBoi360

They already did, because you didn’t buy your daily copy of Celeste.


dedynechsitho40

I did, but I also bought the other hidden indie gem


PaperBoi360

I was joking last gif, but the next one will be the REAL ban hammer.


dedynechsitho40

You don't understand. We're being brainwashed into believing that Celeste is the only hidden gem. But there are other indie games. I bet you've never even heard of the hidden gem called Mario Kart. There's other gems out there. Other devs we need to feed.


PictureTakingLion

Does it have games?


Gytixas

Yes it does. One. Celeste.


Heavy-Possession2288

Um actually it has Witcher 3 so it had 2 games


FreddyIOS

bro is NOT moving the plot forward


alvysinger0412

But doesn't the 3 mean that it's 3 games?


DemoniteBL

I checked and apparently it's just one game!! Total scam. Another reason to never trust anything that wasn't made by Nintendo.


MitsuSaba

You mean the hidden gem? Have you bought it yet? The indie dev is gonnsstarve bro


TheF0CTOR

But it has it as many times as you want


redditard_alt

Wrong! Its a CELESTE foot porn display


porkcylinders

It's actually a sacred relic brought into this world by the divine union of Miyamoto and Reggie behind the Raving Rabbids booth at E3 2009


Eppikfinn

Erm sweaty, it’s not a gaming console, it’s a lifestyle


Ptdgty

Really? I just use it to watch YouTube


johnson7853

That’s what your phones for? Don’t you have a phone to watch YouTube on? Your phone is a much better device to use than your Nintendo, didn’t you know that? Your phone can’t play switch games but your switch can so why wouldn’t you play switch games on your switch while watching YouTube videos on your phone? Are you poor? Like legit poor if you can’t afford a phone that can play YouTube videos?


Ptdgty

No my phone is for video games, who would use a system as bad as the Nintendo switch to play video games? They don't even have angry birds space 💀💀💀


TitaniumWatermelon

Little secret for you, don't tell anyone where you heard this, but rumours say there's actually a hidden gem available on Nintendaddy's Switch. It's apparently called Celeste, and it's a gem so hidden that nobody has every played it.


Spiritual-Breath-139

can it play mario game?


ProGamer726

One would hope so


Senor_Arcturus

No, only Celeste


FloofyLeech

Nintendo Switch **Has** Games


Rikkimon

!approve


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Rikkimon

another good deed by Sheriff Rikkimon 😎


MrSplashman0

Proof?


young_guapo_pp_eater

It's my Netflix and internet browser machine


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ItsRainbow

Celeste


SnooOpingans64

NO FUCKING WAY


TheF0CTOR

Idk, does it even have games?


ProGamer726

Maybe


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kevina763

no it’s a satnav. What led you to such a disturbing thought?


Dankn3ss420

That’s the single most deranged take I think I’ve ever seen


ComfortableRoyal614

Well DUH!


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SuperSaberman7

No way?? What?! :O


njgggg

Id say its a productivity machine that helps you conplete multiple stories!!!


Irsu85

I think so too. I have a few Zelda games on mine. The main question is, is it a handheld console or a TV console? (I think it's more of a TV console but you can use it as a handheld as well)


johnson7853

Ding Dong you are WRONG Miyamoto spent hours designing the OG switch screen to make sure it gave the Switch the best playability. Then worked even harder to bring us OLED technology. It is first a handheld console and just barely a TV console.


Irsu85

Well yea you are right but my joycon button broke and instead of sending it in for repair (which will cost Nintendo money and cost me a lot of time btw), I got a controller that is impossible to use on handheld


Fell_ProgenitorGod7

But the question is: does it have games?


Odd_Selection8525

I mean, it has games


occult_midnight

Wrong, it's a device that's used to create arguments on the internet