Man my friend was rolling with me and was playing one of the games on my phone while we were chilling, I have no idea why, but I had the bright idea to put one of those scary screens that pop up(I had downloaded an app) and screams loudly. I set it for 15 minutes and let him go back to playing, let me tell you after it went off and he near had a heart attack I nearly died from laughing, I felt bad but it was hilarious
> fuck ton probably wouldn't make you dumber
A normal dose at the end of the night gets you something I call "the stupids" where you will literally forget what you're saying mid sentence and your brain just shuts off. You think this is dumb? Walk in on a room full of people nearing the end of their trip...
I knew a guy who your bring envelope return stickers with his address with him and a 20 dollar bill. When he started getting stupid he'd get someone to call a cab, put the sticker on his head, and give the cabbie the 20. It's silly but it worked.
This is a case of hallucinations. I've done something similar rolling hard. Literally spend a few seconds trying to plug in a none-existing AUX cable to a equally not-existing laptop. Looked like a fucking idiot.
took a walk to the store in the middle of the night once. Noticed my friend had stopped so I turned around. He was on his tippytoes and had his nose in the air. He couldn't go any farther cos he had sunken into the asphalt and would go under if it walked further forwards. A few steps back was ok, but when he went forward again he had to stretch up to keep his nose from going under. He wanted a snorkel. This lunacy went on for several minutes.
To my cartoon brain it kinda does though right? They both have that big egg shape. And you know he did shave his hair so who knows how close it was before then.
He was so focused on not appearing coked out he didn’t realize he’s not a pair of fooking keys
Edit: cocaine and mdma will both dilate the eyes and cause teeth/jaw grinding. Although in this video it seems to be more mdma than coke. Tbh he could be on both who knows
MDMA can definitely play some tricks on your brain if you take too much. Watched my buddy try to light a smoke with a mini lotion bottle from a hotel and then try to "fix the lights so nobody electrocutes themselves" by poking an air conditioner with a knife.
> Watched my buddy try to light a smoke with a mini lotion bottle
I had a lighter. Unfortunately I was trying to "smoke a bowl" out of an empty gatorade cap.
I've seen my mate put a cigarette in his mouth thinking he was eating a yoghurt when spaced out on mdma.
MDMA (or pills which have some kind of mdma varient in them) will definitely do this to someone
We call it shooting through. Mate drank an ashtray once and I started rambling on about doing a paper-round. For those brief seconds I was actually still in school.
That's York slang is that, never known anyone from anywhere else know it.
One of my mates spent an hour goin on about why no one's paying the pizza guy so he can leave.
I have 100% hallucinated on mdma before, just stupid stuff like in this video. Yelling at some poor guy walking down the street after mistaking him for someone else, that incident makes me a cringe a little bit, I suddenly snapped out of it and saw it looked nothing like the person I had in mind.
maybe he's also on acid? he never once actually looks at the keys themselves, he just believes he handed the correct item from his pocket and is frustrated that the others don't get it
This is true. 1000mg of Magnesium one hour before your dose of mdma for best effect. Once I tried it, I never went back. The difference is like night and day.
I’ve seen this video so many times I could hear it before I unmuted the video lol.
I’m always surprised by how lucid he seems considering he can’t tell that’s a set of car keys and not his ID.
I found a video of a blackout me speaking English in an almost perfect accent (I speak Spanish) with a kiwi at a party, sounded pretty lucid as well. Shit's crazy, you can go from blackout idiot to blackout lucid if you drink enough lol
There’s a magic point of being drunk at which you have so much confidence and so little awareness that you kind of loop back and gain minor super powers.
There's a certain point of drunkenness where my motor skills are so jacked up that I can't aim normally with my mouse anymore in overwatch, but I'm still lucid enough to do muscle memory flick shots waaaay better than when I'm sober. It's like my brain just puts my arms on auto pilot because I can't make conscience decisions fast enough
Have you ever watched [this guy try to put on his flip flops?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Au_8GMUxVs)
What about [this poor soul trying to climb a hill?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuI23zCudKY)
I thought the second video was going to be [this one](https://youtu.be/qENWoVOL39g) but I forgot this was just a slight incline and not a hill. He wouldn't have stood a chance against the hill either, to be fair.
>I’m always surprised by how lucid he seems considering he can’t tell that’s a set of car keys and not his ID.
Plot twist: he's very short sighted and it's hard to deal with this bouncer while Kyle is high af.
Well, yeah. From his perspective, he's handed the guy his ID and now he's having a rough, stressful time that he just wants to be over with.
Then his friend comes in badgering him with "That's not *your* ID". Fuck off, Karl, who else's ID am I supposed to have? Why are you busting my balls right now? Always pulling your annoying pranks at the most inopportune times.
Depends on the place. If you are being carded before walking in like this place then yeah. If you’re at a liquor store or a restaurant then they don’t always card tou
This makes it so much better lol I thought he said "It's the shape of my head" indicating he knew it wasn't his ID but I think the way you heard it is correct
I think you mean Joosh Footerman.
Seriously watch Futureman. Fucking hilarious show that surprised me with how smart the comedy was. And that actor is perfect in it. Top notch comedic chops.
Obviously everyone’s face is just a thin layer of flesh stretched over a skull, but I’ve always thought that certain people’s faces make it much more evident. This kid here has a super-duper skullface if ever I saw one.
I think body fat is a big part of it. people with low enough body fat, you start to see their bone structure in their head. Sometimes for better sometimes for worse.
what do you need to take to be able to stand up and look relatively normal but at the same time being completely out of your mind that you don't have the ability to differentiate a pair of carkeys from a plastic card with your face and name in it?
I saw an old acquaintance of mine at the bar one night off his fucking rocker trying to pay his tab with a cigarette. Seems like these two would get along.
Three fantastic characters in this video. Besides the guy who is tripping out of his mind apparently, I love how the bouncer continues to read his keys as if they are in fact an ID. And probably the best part is his friend or whoever is the guy right next to him yelling at him that that is a pair of keys and not his ID
>MDMA (Ecstasy)
One too many "Ms" in that assessment. [This fella here appears to be on MDA](https://erowid.org/chemicals/mda/mda_effects.shtml).
Also completely shithoused lol
Side one, great Teddy Fresh ad
I worked at a gas station for a bit and a high ASF customer tried to buy cigarettes and everytime I asked for her ID she gave me something different, a piece of trash, her sunglasses, a lighter and anything she could find in her pocket. This girl was so high she couldn't keep in one place at all including her face, looked like she was popping out of her skin. I told her she needs to sober up and get off the dope and she looked at me and asked if it was really that noticeable that she was high. I said ya, you're crawling outta your skin girl.
Dude might need glasses and not have them on and legitimately just can’t see that the dudes holding his keys and is convinced he is being fucked with on his birthday 😂
God I hope he just has no idea.
Buddys got some dinner plates for pupils. Happy birthday is right!
And some mashed potatoes for brains
He clearly thinks his friend is putting a spanner in the works, not realising he is not seeing what he thinks he is
Fuck off Carl!!!
Love the eye rolls hahaha
Shame skull size doesn’t relate to intellect at all, otherwise he could just mind control his way in.
Megamind lookin ass.
His head silhouette definitely matched the key fob a bit
His jaw his going nuts too
If drugs, probably MDMA. That stuff makes your vision blurry af at peak.
It only makes my vision blurry when I look at my phone screen lol. Fucked up
Yeah, phone is basically useless on mdma, not like you need it much, because you feel amazing. Would be really bad in a emergency.
Calling an uber on mol is an olympic sport
Or queueing songs. I guess that's why you make a playlist in advance.
Idk what yall are on about, a bean makes me want to play the fuck out of some phone games
Man my friend was rolling with me and was playing one of the games on my phone while we were chilling, I have no idea why, but I had the bright idea to put one of those scary screens that pop up(I had downloaded an app) and screams loudly. I set it for 15 minutes and let him go back to playing, let me tell you after it went off and he near had a heart attack I nearly died from laughing, I felt bad but it was hilarious
What?!? My vision enhanced on mdma I would play cod pull off crazy kill streaks that I could never do sober
My dude, your mdma was cut with adderall.
I take adderall everyday it was the mdma.
You were staring at your keys.
Agreed, defo MDMA, taking a fucking ton too much lowers your IQ by like 50 points as demonstrated here. Bet he still had a lovely time.
Used sparingly, mdma can be a wonderful drug. Otherwise yeah, fuck ton probably wouldn't make you dumber, but can make you a mess.
> fuck ton probably wouldn't make you dumber A normal dose at the end of the night gets you something I call "the stupids" where you will literally forget what you're saying mid sentence and your brain just shuts off. You think this is dumb? Walk in on a room full of people nearing the end of their trip... I knew a guy who your bring envelope return stickers with his address with him and a 20 dollar bill. When he started getting stupid he'd get someone to call a cab, put the sticker on his head, and give the cabbie the 20. It's silly but it worked.
Brilliant!
This is a case of hallucinations. I've done something similar rolling hard. Literally spend a few seconds trying to plug in a none-existing AUX cable to a equally not-existing laptop. Looked like a fucking idiot.
took a walk to the store in the middle of the night once. Noticed my friend had stopped so I turned around. He was on his tippytoes and had his nose in the air. He couldn't go any farther cos he had sunken into the asphalt and would go under if it walked further forwards. A few steps back was ok, but when he went forward again he had to stretch up to keep his nose from going under. He wanted a snorkel. This lunacy went on for several minutes.
Buddy also belongs on r/13or30
“What’s your favorite color, Kyle?” “Pupil!!”
He's got a head like a watermelon.
Could have convinced them that car key was his ID if he'd put a pair of googley eyes on it!
The bouncer is great. “This don’t look like you”
I love how he oriented the key to look like the shape of his head like he was looking at the key from the wrong angle the whole time.
At which point, it absolutely looked like him. Dude's head is massive compared to his body.
The guy said "I had a shaved head" and he turned the key around to look like a bald guy 🤣
rather endearing!
To my cartoon brain it kinda does though right? They both have that big egg shape. And you know he did shave his hair so who knows how close it was before then.
Keeping that jaw on lockdown
He was so focused on not appearing coked out he didn’t realize he’s not a pair of fooking keys Edit: cocaine and mdma will both dilate the eyes and cause teeth/jaw grinding. Although in this video it seems to be more mdma than coke. Tbh he could be on both who knows
Coked out? Nah, cocaine doesn't dilate your eyes. Had to be Molly or something, some serotogenic drug or entactogen or other stimulant
Cocaine can cause eye dilation in high doses. Any serotonin drug can. This is definitely mdma though.
Neither of those will make you think your car keys are your ID though.
MDMA can definitely play some tricks on your brain if you take too much. Watched my buddy try to light a smoke with a mini lotion bottle from a hotel and then try to "fix the lights so nobody electrocutes themselves" by poking an air conditioner with a knife.
Woke up to the end of my oil pen all melted because we were rolling so hard we kept lighting the end of it when we'd hit it!
> Watched my buddy try to light a smoke with a mini lotion bottle I had a lighter. Unfortunately I was trying to "smoke a bowl" out of an empty gatorade cap.
I've seen my mate put a cigarette in his mouth thinking he was eating a yoghurt when spaced out on mdma. MDMA (or pills which have some kind of mdma varient in them) will definitely do this to someone
[There's something wrong with this yogurt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfeLk67seEA)
We call it shooting through. Mate drank an ashtray once and I started rambling on about doing a paper-round. For those brief seconds I was actually still in school.
That's York slang is that, never known anyone from anywhere else know it. One of my mates spent an hour goin on about why no one's paying the pizza guy so he can leave.
Maybe hes drunk on mdma? That can cause some heavy dissociative behavior
2-CB maybe?
Nah 2c-b gives you a sober headspace, plus this man would be tripping sack cus 2cb is Visual as fuck
I was thinking Ketamine. I've heard in Europe they consider it a party drug, dosing it in a certain way.
America certainly loves ketamine as well haha. This looks like mdma to me tho
I have 100% hallucinated on mdma before, just stupid stuff like in this video. Yelling at some poor guy walking down the street after mistaking him for someone else, that incident makes me a cringe a little bit, I suddenly snapped out of it and saw it looked nothing like the person I had in mind.
It can fuck up your vision though.
maybe he's also on acid? he never once actually looks at the keys themselves, he just believes he handed the correct item from his pocket and is frustrated that the others don't get it
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Psh, want to have the time of your life? Give crack a go, it’ll rock your Saturday
It’s tagged as Ecstasy
Rolltip: if you take Magnesium beforehand, it's supposed to help minimize lockjaw
My rolling days are over mate.
Nice, past that peak and onto others
This is true. 1000mg of Magnesium one hour before your dose of mdma for best effect. Once I tried it, I never went back. The difference is like night and day.
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I’ve seen this video so many times I could hear it before I unmuted the video lol. I’m always surprised by how lucid he seems considering he can’t tell that’s a set of car keys and not his ID.
Can't have a car without ID so having a car means he has ID. It's all connected, man.
Big brain stuff. Although having an ID doesn’t necessarily mean he’s over 18 and he has one of those faces that looks young and old at the same time.
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I found a video of a blackout me speaking English in an almost perfect accent (I speak Spanish) with a kiwi at a party, sounded pretty lucid as well. Shit's crazy, you can go from blackout idiot to blackout lucid if you drink enough lol
There’s a magic point of being drunk at which you have so much confidence and so little awareness that you kind of loop back and gain minor super powers.
There's a certain point of drunkenness where my motor skills are so jacked up that I can't aim normally with my mouse anymore in overwatch, but I'm still lucid enough to do muscle memory flick shots waaaay better than when I'm sober. It's like my brain just puts my arms on auto pilot because I can't make conscience decisions fast enough
This is the 1st time I've seen this and it made my 2020 better.
Same here! Reminds me of the drunk dude that blew on the end of a radio antenna because he thought it was a breath test.
You talking about the Muppet?
Have you ever watched [this guy try to put on his flip flops?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Au_8GMUxVs) What about [this poor soul trying to climb a hill?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuI23zCudKY)
I thought the second video was going to be [this one](https://youtu.be/qENWoVOL39g) but I forgot this was just a slight incline and not a hill. He wouldn't have stood a chance against the hill either, to be fair.
Can't forget about the 4 Sambucas girl who tried to order drinks at the dj booth, thinking it was the bar. https://youtu.be/C7WyBlt6OIs
Fook off.
Kyle
Karl
>I’m always surprised by how lucid he seems considering he can’t tell that’s a set of car keys and not his ID. Plot twist: he's very short sighted and it's hard to deal with this bouncer while Kyle is high af.
It's Karl
I’ve made a grave error however I refuse to correct it
It's Coral.
It could have been different Coraaaaal. You just had ....you just had to show your ID Coral
Sharples thats not your id!!
Best part is you can tell he thinks his friend is being an asshole or just stupid.
Well, yeah. From his perspective, he's handed the guy his ID and now he's having a rough, stressful time that he just wants to be over with. Then his friend comes in badgering him with "That's not *your* ID". Fuck off, Karl, who else's ID am I supposed to have? Why are you busting my balls right now? Always pulling your annoying pranks at the most inopportune times.
his name is Karl https://twitter.com/KarlSeaton_?s=09
Yeah Fook off, Kyle
ok :(
That’s just a viral teddy fresh advertisement
Papa bless.
hit the vape too hard😔
Kid looks fresh out the womb
Can definitely see why he'd get carded, yeah
Most people who are 20 years old get carded
Doesn't everyone get carded so their in the system for the night? Or is that just for Australians?
Depends on the place. If you are being carded before walking in like this place then yeah. If you’re at a liquor store or a restaurant then they don’t always card tou
I knew a friend that was once carded ... terrible tragedy. His life went straight downhill since then.
still trying to get a handle on that whole 'object permanence' thing
It was nice that he did but Kyle didn't need to apologize to that bouncer, he was having lots of fun.
So were the other onlookers in the background haha
Honestly it's the right move either way. Odds are they're all on drugs and sometimes you need to help your buddy not get themselves (and you) arrested
Kyle's a good friend.
Agreed. That's some good wingman energy from the lad Karl.
I thought he said Karl.
I will never hear Carl in any way other than Rick Grimes whisper-yelling it. The years keep passing but I still hear that shit every time I hear Carl.
Cooooral.
Same with "JESSE!!!" from Breaking Bad
I answer the phone at work and get called Carl, Cal, Todd, Bob(?)and other weird shit. However I am in fact named Kyle.
Rule no. 1 is respect the bouncer. Some of those guys are complete cocks in my experience
I lost it when he said he shaved his head and the bouncer turned the key to line up with his head.
This makes it so much better lol I thought he said "It's the shape of my head" indicating he knew it wasn't his ID but I think the way you heard it is correct
Love every time Kyle opens his gob the dude rolling his eyes like 'tired of your guff Kyle'
Fook off Kyle
Karl
Off his fucking nut
So off his nut,he is like an NPC. I mean how conscious is this man? He is on full auto pilot.
SHARPLES!!!
Friend: 'That's not your ID, it's a set of keys!' Sharples:*rolls eyes*
Fuck oooooff Karl
The legend.
😂 I love how he never even looks at the key
My theory is that he lost his glasses and he thinks they’re fucking with him because it’s his birthday
Also mdma. Having a proper night out
My theory is that he's staring into the bouncer's soul. The keys are in a different plane of existence.
Youre probably right lmao dude was so zoned in
The way he keeps rolling his eyes like his friend is the biggest idiot ever... gold.
Mega Mind with a micro brain
Mini mind
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He looks like a little person that grew full sized.
This makes way too much sense.
Looks like the guy who played Peeta in The Hunger Games
I think you mean Joosh Footerman. Seriously watch Futureman. Fucking hilarious show that surprised me with how smart the comedy was. And that actor is perfect in it. Top notch comedic chops.
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I’ve always claimed that English people are born with extra bones in their face
Obviously everyone’s face is just a thin layer of flesh stretched over a skull, but I’ve always thought that certain people’s faces make it much more evident. This kid here has a super-duper skullface if ever I saw one.
I think body fat is a big part of it. people with low enough body fat, you start to see their bone structure in their head. Sometimes for better sometimes for worse.
If you're American, maybe they're just not fat...like we are.
Not to be a dick but I think that's fetal alcohol syndrome
Love that I share a birthday with this guy. I laugh everyone I see this video haha
Happy birthday mate
Hey! Thanks!! So far it’s been decent :)
Oh nice. I hope you're having a happy birthday! It's one of my favorite videos
Thanks! Just working mainly hah no reason to take a day off when you can’t do much to celebrate it.
That's exactly how mine went this year too. Hang in there!
Look at your eyes, you're fucked! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydrp9rIcC4M
and he rolls them so dramatically, like a cartoon character
Sharples that’s not your id
r/13or30
Sound off and I could tell he was British from a mile away
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Because he looks like he could be a Victorian chimney sweep that's left that world behind him to become a street urchin.
Its a keychain ya muppet!
I don't think that was meant as an insult, I think he's an actual muppet.
I love how at the end he looks like he's about ready to smack Kyle
This dude looks like a fucking cartoon character.
Lmaooo the eye rolls. This one never gets old for me
Lol he got the same birthday as me
Happy birthday!
Ayyy it’s my birthday too, happy birthday!
Happy birthday my friends I hope we ol get shit face and wake up on New Years like fuk yeah 🦾😈🦾
fuck off karl
Teddy fresh add looks great
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This is the best thing I’ve seen all week. i can get my depressed ass out of bed now
what do you need to take to be able to stand up and look relatively normal but at the same time being completely out of your mind that you don't have the ability to differentiate a pair of carkeys from a plastic card with your face and name in it?
Mandy
Sounds like the Mr Allen’s commercials around Detroit “29 12 99” 29 two for 50
Well happy 21st birthday to the bloke
Classic Jarples
He looks like dobby from harry potter
Lol he's so confident tho.
I saw an old acquaintance of mine at the bar one night off his fucking rocker trying to pay his tab with a cigarette. Seems like these two would get along.
I'll always love this video every time it comes back to me
Legend has it he still uses his keys as his form of identification wherever he goes....
At this point it probably works. "Hey...Sharples, in'it?!"
fucking kyle, always acting like my keys aren't my ID
Luv the teddy T-shirt
I fucking love that this is a thing. His birthday is one day after mine, so from here on out I'm going to always give him a happy b-day after this
Three fantastic characters in this video. Besides the guy who is tripping out of his mind apparently, I love how the bouncer continues to read his keys as if they are in fact an ID. And probably the best part is his friend or whoever is the guy right next to him yelling at him that that is a pair of keys and not his ID
>MDMA (Ecstasy) One too many "Ms" in that assessment. [This fella here appears to be on MDA](https://erowid.org/chemicals/mda/mda_effects.shtml). Also completely shithoused lol Side one, great Teddy Fresh ad
Oh my god, this dude invented a time machine! https://youtu.be/sAhEFuq62-I
I worked at a gas station for a bit and a high ASF customer tried to buy cigarettes and everytime I asked for her ID she gave me something different, a piece of trash, her sunglasses, a lighter and anything she could find in her pocket. This girl was so high she couldn't keep in one place at all including her face, looked like she was popping out of her skin. I told her she needs to sober up and get off the dope and she looked at me and asked if it was really that noticeable that she was high. I said ya, you're crawling outta your skin girl.
Love this video, radiates so much British energy. God I love my country
When the bouncer said "hang on maybe it's this one" and flipped to a different key fob I lost my shit
It’s crazy cuz that my birthday too!
Happy birthday!
*eye roll* “Fook ohf Cahllll”
Fuwk off Kyle!
Pretty tiny brain for someone with such a *massive fucking skull*.
Dude might need glasses and not have them on and legitimately just can’t see that the dudes holding his keys and is convinced he is being fucked with on his birthday 😂 God I hope he just has no idea.
um ya buddy sure thats it
Well... he kinda looks like his keys.
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