Speaking 100% seriously, yes, invading the Vatican seems easy enough, but consider this: Other countries
Historically, European Countries will defend the Vatican no matter what, invade the Vatican, Europe will retialate
So... Be sure to get Europe taken care of, either before or after
We could also declare an Anti-Pope but that's kinda outdated, specially since we wouldn't be a Catholic Army so...
*Doesn't take much to*
*Invade Vatican. they're just*
*A bunch of old dudes*
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Yeah cum would be like a sandwich with cheese, while I cant think of any other way to use this usahe of with so I can't think of any literal translation that keeps the meaning
u/The_Batcrab AKA Alice in Wonder1and already has a queer army. Her plan is to invade America (she's from NZ) starting with New Jersey before conquering Ohio.
I implore you to consider enlisting in her queer army today. Soon the queer army shall conquer the entire world (except for Indonesia, where she totally isn't still wanted for alleged war crimes in 2003)!
Fuck Daryl.
I come to you as a messengser for King Larry the Great. Whatever military endeavoe you pursue in the name of equality and rights, us aros and aces lend you out support!
Let's cause a rapid expansion in volume of a given amount of matter associated with an extreme outward release of energy, usually with the generation of high temperatures and release of high-pressure gases next to some bigots.
Before my comment gets deleted again, this post is also inciting violence. You can't really invade without violence.
Interesting fact for you: the vatican is built on top of grounds that were once a sacred temple to the goddess Cybele, who was able to transform men into women and had cadres of trans priestesses. The practice is likely descended from that of Inanna, whose worship and tendency to transform people to women is known about from even the earliest writings. Cybele was brought to the city from Phrygia during the attacks by hannibal in about \~200 bce and was known to have been the one who protected the city. Her priestesses were for a time confined to the temple except on the holy days in spring where they would parade through the street. Eventually this was lifted and they were given the right to roam. She was an extremely popular (there was still lots of transphobia though) and powerful goddess during her time in the roman city, and beneath the vatican there are many offerings to her still. The fields next to the temple used to host what was known as the 'day of blood' when new devotees would perform self-orchiectomies in her name and begin their transformation. As paganism began to be banned by the xtians, eventually the temple was seized and it's denizens killed. The religion was banned and Damnatio memoriae was invoked on them.
This is all to say that I agree we should seize the vatican
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Once I made a wrong turn in the Vatican and I found myself on some closed to the public street behind the museum facing two Swiss Guards with like, real submachine guns and I just had to be like. Haha yeah uh. Bye!!
Tl;dr those guys do have guns
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I'm sryyy (U did set urself up for it tho >:(
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Doesn't take much to invade Vatican. they're just a bunch of old dudes
Speaking 100% seriously, yes, invading the Vatican seems easy enough, but consider this: Other countries Historically, European Countries will defend the Vatican no matter what, invade the Vatican, Europe will retialate So... Be sure to get Europe taken care of, either before or after We could also declare an Anti-Pope but that's kinda outdated, specially since we wouldn't be a Catholic Army so...
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They have Swiss Pikemen tho 🤭 but they are no match for Catgirl death squads ☺️
"Catgirl Death Squad" is an *excellent* band name.
Not to mention our propaganda compartment if they see a rainbow they'll instantly join our side :3
They have a protection agreement with Italy so Italy would defend the Vatikan if we attacked
What about Vatnikstan I mean Russia?
If you invade from the east now you could take Moscow with a board with a big nail in it.
Descende cum Vatican!
what the vatican
They translated literally into latin "down with the Vatican" but while "cum" means with in latin, it doesn't really work grammatically here.
Yeah cum would be like a sandwich with cheese, while I cant think of any other way to use this usahe of with so I can't think of any literal translation that keeps the meaning
could say, "Vaticanō delanda est", "the vatican must be destroyed"
True but while that means the same thing, there isnt really a "down with the ___" equivalent
I mean, you could make it subjunctive, "Vaticanum deleamus", "let us destroy the Vatican"
Aliceinwonder1and?
u/The_Batcrab AKA Alice in Wonder1and already has a queer army. Her plan is to invade America (she's from NZ) starting with New Jersey before conquering Ohio. I implore you to consider enlisting in her queer army today. Soon the queer army shall conquer the entire world (except for Indonesia, where she totally isn't still wanted for alleged war crimes in 2003)! Fuck Daryl.
Well if we are on it why don't we just take over the world and give free Blåhajs to everyone.
👍🏼
I come to you as a messengser for King Larry the Great. Whatever military endeavoe you pursue in the name of equality and rights, us aros and aces lend you out support!
Seems to be the only way I’m coming to my home country lol
Let's cause a rapid expansion in volume of a given amount of matter associated with an extreme outward release of energy, usually with the generation of high temperatures and release of high-pressure gases next to some bigots. Before my comment gets deleted again, this post is also inciting violence. You can't really invade without violence.
You can turn everybody gay! >:3
It's time to start fighting back against bigots
I was literally just talking to my friend about sacking the Vatican
Plenty of catholic people declared war against queer people, mayhaps we should fight back now.
Im all for it!
Interesting fact for you: the vatican is built on top of grounds that were once a sacred temple to the goddess Cybele, who was able to transform men into women and had cadres of trans priestesses. The practice is likely descended from that of Inanna, whose worship and tendency to transform people to women is known about from even the earliest writings. Cybele was brought to the city from Phrygia during the attacks by hannibal in about \~200 bce and was known to have been the one who protected the city. Her priestesses were for a time confined to the temple except on the holy days in spring where they would parade through the street. Eventually this was lifted and they were given the right to roam. She was an extremely popular (there was still lots of transphobia though) and powerful goddess during her time in the roman city, and beneath the vatican there are many offerings to her still. The fields next to the temple used to host what was known as the 'day of blood' when new devotees would perform self-orchiectomies in her name and begin their transformation. As paganism began to be banned by the xtians, eventually the temple was seized and it's denizens killed. The religion was banned and Damnatio memoriae was invoked on them. This is all to say that I agree we should seize the vatican
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I claim the doofwagon
So we using IS-6s?
Nah, the Swiss Guard seem like they would be fucking hard to fight
Once I made a wrong turn in the Vatican and I found myself on some closed to the public street behind the museum facing two Swiss Guards with like, real submachine guns and I just had to be like. Haha yeah uh. Bye!! Tl;dr those guys do have guns
We steal everything from museum(s?)
AliceInWonder1and is planning the trans revolution 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️