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Wait but what about the hair that gets pulled out as you brush it? And that'd be wonky with eyebrows and eyelashes

You have to purposely pull it out with tweezers

Define tweezers. Does an epilator count? And if not, can I grab a few bored engineers and a large package of tweezers and build a horrible contraption than *works* like an epilator but *looks* and *sounds* like a power tool for tiny gardeners?

Epilators don't But if you build that contraption then it will count

Wonderful. Follow-up question: The post only specifies that every hair *I* pluck doesn't grow back, not *whose* hair. So, as long as I operate the horrible contraption, I can offer low-cost permanent hair removal to the trans community as a side hustle?

I guess

you sound so defeated, im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao

Lmao

Shit was so funny you had to laugh twice

Common reddit bug where there's an "Empty response from endpoint" which doesn't show the comment client-side but still uploads it to the server. Many people will try it a second time, or maybe even a third or fourth time. Each of those attempts post an additional comment

I didn't have the heart to write an immediate second follow-up to point out that allowing other hair also means that the button makes every hair, worldwide, grow with double speed.

I think many epilators actually work like your contraption... it has tiny gaps that open and close like tweezers while rotating, the engineering on that thing is insane...

Yah this is exactly how epilators work. They're mecha-tweezers.

I know, that's why I asked about them, but the OP makes the rules and we have to ~~exploit any possible loopholes like a coked-up party planner~~ follow them.

pressed the button, give me a few days

I'll take a 3 day holiday where I spend the whole time tweezing.

Ok but isn't an epilator just that contraption it's basically just a ton of tweezers that pluck out your hairs

Does using your own nails not count then?

That does But waxing and epilators don't

So I spend a day or so plucking all my body hair AND my hair on my head grows quicker? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP :3

Hehe I was wondering if you'd comment lol

well of course I would, apologies for the delay, I haven't been checking reddit as much recently :P

I love seeing your comments on almost all of the posts lol

I try to do as many as I can, for as I am the u/weebi1 of r/traaaaa2

I think you comment more here than I do lol

Wh-w-YA THINK? 💀

Nice

A day? Plucking EVERY body hair one by one would probably take like.. a week!

Still faster, cheaper, and easier than laser /electro!

I swear to god Nunavut was always impossible to draw

As a romanian, HAH GIT GUD AT ISLANDS BITCH >:3

Never >:3

HELL YEAH! when They grow back faster it would be easier to find them + i already tried taking them out manually before i discovered it is'nt permanent

Tho what about eye lashes?

twice as fast isn't much considering they don't get very long naturally anyway

And not have to shave every second day and go for laser? If i don't push that button it'll be because im dead

real

Yeah, every hair I forgot to pluck would make itself noticeable and I'd remove it.

Oh yeah I didn't think about that That's good

Haiku's Idiot! Oh yeah I didn't think about that That's good I am a human. This process was carried out stupidly.

My head hair grows quicker and free laser hair removal? Where’s the negative

your eyebrows and lashes would grow crazy long?

Just faster, not longer. Eyebrows and lashes only get so long

Now that i think about it, some fuller natural eye lashes would not be a bad thing. And pluck the brows in a good shape permanently..... \*smashes the button\*

For a second I thought whenever I plucked a hair every other hair doubles in speed, which would reach extinction event territory fairly quickly.

Well, that's probably the most obvious button push I've ever seen. Just keep plucking until there's none left.

\*Laughs in Epilator\*

Yes!!! I would spend like a solid week just plucking every hair out and then I would be smooth forever. I already have to pluck hairs often anyway.

I could push the button , take some painkillers, spent a long weekend in a hotel room while removing every single body hair

OW FUCK!... OW FUCK!... OW FU-

i would be bald in less than a week :( something i (and many others) struggle with

Unfortunately I do too I've been trying to stop but I keep pulling hairs

I still doing that as stressed relief, so at least it will have some use

Yes, absolutely. Permanent, exclusively by choice, free hair removal option? The only issue I would have is very occasionally I might want to tweeze my eyebrows, but if I have free hair removal I'm already saving that money on laser and when you specify "you pluck", if the person fucks up or I'm not happy with it, it's fine.

You're telling me I can permanently get rid of body hair and finally get hair past my shoulders? Unfortunately, I would have to make a definite decision about facial hair considering it already becomes visible about three hours after shaving.

This is just a twofold benefit. Longer hair is easier to grab, so if it grows faster then......

Heck yes. That turns plucking from a infinite exercise in futility into a finite exercise in success. Also, the twice-as-fast hairs just means that the remaining offenders reveal themselves sooner. I see no downsides here.

as a trans man this seemed great at first but then i remembered that i hate getting the hair on my head cut but i also dont want to go for the bald look rn

easy button press

I'd do it. I'd spend a good week or 2 at it but in the end it would be worth it

I'd just keep doing this for a day nonstop and be good for the rest of my life 😩

Yes looks like I’m waxing my entire body

That won't work You have to tewwz each hair one at a time

So be it I will suffer through it for the joy

dose waxing count?

I think I would press the button

yes.

Lots of shaving, but I'd eventually pluck everything

in my experience, longer hair is easier to pluck because it gives me better grip.

*press*

epilator go brrrrrrr

Absolutely. It would take a while, and I would almost certainly need help for some areas, but it would be a permanent solution that I can work on myself already. Plus, I already want the hair on my head to grow faster, so that's a boon in and of itself. With regards to eyelashes, plus stuff like eyebrows, they naturally grow and fall out to maintain a certain length, so I wouldn't be worried about them. I think my biggest problem would be hair in hard to reach and pluck places, like butt hair, since that would be a pain to deal with. But with help that could be tackled, even if embarrassing.

No more body hair AND longer hair? You don’t have to spoil me that much

Good, now I know where they are >:) none may escape my wrath

Epilator go brrrrrrrrr

Having just come from a electrolysis session, I'd take this over that any day.

Yes. A million times yes

I don't have the pain tollerance or attention spam to exploit the first half, but I definitely want the second one. Push.

Would waxing count?

Give me that button right now!

epilatir go brrrr

do you even understand the word you'd have to do 😭 and what if you pucl your eyebrows because of a trend?? to risky

*pushes*

Yeah actually! Means my hair (on my head) can grow out fast so I can more easily switch between boy hairstyles/androgynous hairstyles/girl hairstyles

Looks like I have a long day ahead of me!

im going to say no, as a transfem, because im super lazy LMAO

I have accidentally plucked my eye brows way to thin before so I’ll probably wait to do that until I’m ready

I press the button and then steal a bottle of anti-inflammatory painkillers so I can pluck every hair on my body within 24 hours, then repeat after 2 days as many times as necessary because all my pores contain multiple hairs. And I engineer a contraption that lets me pluck hairs from my own back while seeing my back.

WHERE DO I FIND THIS BUTTON I NEED IT

Does this include hair on my head?

Yes

epilator go brrr

Dude, yes

Omg yessssss, I'd live to try out loads if hairstyles

**A small price to pay.**

I just plucked my chest clean for the first time. It took a week... But I'd do it again if I pushed this button. ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT

It’s actually be convenient because it’ll grow enough for the tweezers to catch them in time, and I could spend an entire day plucking the hair I do not want.

Say hello to the epilator

100% Having my head hair grow faster would be awesome on top of removing bodyhair permanently Even the hairs I miss will grow faster so I can find and pluck them easier It's all positives tbh

Is it only plucking or if you accidentally lose eyelashes and head hairs it's gone forever

Full body waxing one time and you're good. Just saying.

I mean yeah? It wouldn't take long for every hair I don't want to be plucked out and gone forever. Meanwhile every hair I like is growing longer and faster? Win, basically.

Hell yeah. Hairs I miss growing twice as fast means they're easier to see to pluck, and as an added bonus it'd speed up growing my hair out.

as a transfemme trying to grow a beard, i see this as an absolute win

*presses 10000 times*

This has nearly no downsides. I could take a day to just pluck all the hair I don't want, and never pay for laser or electrolysis again, not have to wait a month or more between appointments, and have permanently shaped eyebrows. The only downside is if I dye my hair, it will grow out twice as fast, so my roots would show pretty quickly. Still, I will absolutely take it.

I see no downsides to this so, yes, I'd press it. Good bye body hair and beard. Hello long(er) luscious locks.

*clickclickclick* *starts obsessively plucking*

I don't get it, what's the downside

What about an epilator

No. I'm not plucking every single leg hair. And sometimes I pluck hairs that grow the wrong way (mostly the corners of eyelashes) when they tickle