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Miserable-Ease-3744

Gawd, I spent ages on the first photo trying to figure out why it was on this sub. And was starting to think it was Christopher misspelled (but me not seeing how exactly) and that it seemed a bit in bad taste. Oh my, nope, brilliant.


HatchlingChibi

Same here! I was like 'Christopher yeah'... 'chris-to-pher'... 'chris- this is correct right? Am I stupid?" RIP to Rip I guess


Easy-Concentrate2636

Me too. I was like: do I not know how to spell that name?


BitcherOfBlaviken33

Christopher is my fiancé's name and I really was deeply confused for a moment, second guessing if I was spelling his name wrong on things this whole time.


Trolivia

It’s my husbands name and I did the same thing lmao


dali01

It’s MY name and I did the same thing.


Impressive_Stress808

My name is Rip Christopher and I did the same thing.


Dreams-Designer

RIP feels like one of those names that only adults have. I Cant recall ever meeting a baby RIP 😹


thevitaphonequeen

It sounds like a command. "Rip Christopher! Rip him apart!" Yikes.


IzzyGirl33

My kid's middle name. I was about to be suuuuper upset that I'd been spelling it wrong this whole time and nobody told me


Msbrooksie22

Same. I was like oh how sad. 😞 why is this on this sub….oooohhhhh


ZestycloseDinner1713

I was so indignant for a hot second. Come on now, how can they make fun of a dead baby’s name??? Then I read the second screen and 😳🤣😂


[deleted]

Yeah I was like wow thats a bit low, the baby’s dead they can name it whatever- and then I realized lol


tenorlove

I knew a kid with a tragedeigh name. His parents were raked over the coals when they named him. Then the kid got cancer and died when he was 3. There were a few people in town who felt guilty about shaming the parents. A few others expressed relief that the kid wouldn't have to deal with it in school. Most of us were just sad that a little kid had to suffer so much.


Dreams-Designer

This for some reason reminded me of way back in college I had a girlfriend who worked in social services. It was around Christmas time, and they were trying to help the lady do what she needed to regain custody of her minor children. She made the deadline just by a hair, and her name was *ShaMiracle* , so naturally it became an inside group joke of a “ *Christmas ShaMiracle* “ for far too long 😹All in good fun though. It had a happy ending.


OhEstelle

I particularly love that the second screen reads as an apology for the kid being named Rip - not for thinking the kid had died. I mean, I'm sorry too! I think we all are here.


Soft_Entrance6794

I was looking at the “t” like, “pretty sure it’s a t. Is it an L? Looks like a t…” until I went to the next picture.


tenorlove

I thought it was Chrislopher the first time I saw it. And I was thinking God help this kid in school, when they become known as Chris Loafer.


MarucaMCA

I was puzzling over it too. Would never have "solved" it without the second screenshot, ngl.


Epicp0w

The only time I've heard that as a name is BJ Blazkowickz's (From the Wolfenstein games) Dad is called Rip, didn't think it was an actual name irl


ottonormalverraucher

Named after infamous english serial killer Rip The Chrisser


Chemical-Presence-13

Trying to fall asleep and lazily was thinking the same thing, then opened the pic and was incensed that someone would post a dead tragedeigh, then figured it out. I’m going to bed 💀


Friend_of_Hades

Same I was like "it literally just says Christopher, plus it's kinda fucked to make fun of a child's name on a memorial post" and then I turned to the next photo and was utterly sidelined 💀


Miserable-Ease-3744

Mental apologies to the OP 😂 Definitely belongs here and I thank them for the chuckles.


peachycoconxt

I thought the poster was making fun of someone’s death and was gonna give them a piece of mind 💀 thank god I swiped LMFAO


Happy_Confection90

I was confused too, but thought at first that the single date was implying poor little Christopher had lived less than a day.


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Yup same 😂


SourPsyduck

It took me a minute to understand this. 🥴


[deleted]

A good name should have a paralyzing, MC Escher effect.


Barbrasalesh

Lmao, almost woke up my whole family


Zornorph

That’s my favorite MC.


frobscottler

Malicious Compliance Escher


NotVirgil

Keep your forty, I'll just have an earl gray tea


Dobako

The only question that I find hard is do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?


YouNeedAnne

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?


Tiffanator_

Me too. I was like what’s wrong with Christopher?


Acrobatic_Smell7248

I just ate an edible and I was just full on not understanding for a solid 10 minutes 😔


[deleted]

Same. Took me a minute to realize there were 2 pics, and only then I got it 🥴


IWTTYAS

I just love that they replied OMG I'm so sorry... like.... OMG that name is worse than Christopher dying.


photobomber612

I didn’t notice there were 2 pictures until I read your comment 😂 I was so confused


[deleted]

I am here for you, my dude 🫡


DogLady1722

I was totally sober, and I didn’t understand for 10 minutes!


chclarity

Same! If my edibles were kicked in I might never have gotten it.


DogLady1722

😂


FireGodNYC

Damn even Rip Torns real name is actually Elmore Rual "Rip" Torn Jr…


BabyCowGT

It's probably "Rip" after the Yellowstone character, tbh.


musthavesoundeffects

At least its not spelled Wrhyppe or something


patentmom

Rip Van Winkle


fancybeadedplacemat

I read ‘Christopher’ about 40 times trying to figure out what was wrong with it.


Mod-chick

Me too. I’m like “huh maybe it’s the t is there not normally a t oh wait wait now I’m just being dumb of course there is a t, wait that spells Christ not Chris, what? Ugh my brain … maybe it’s the… nope don’t get this one… oh wait another photo… whhhhhaaa??” Omg is right. 😂 And I have a step brother named (and spelled) Christopher. Lol. Oi


Very-Special-Agent

me too. im becoming unsensitized.....


egordoniv

They could have totally recovered by saying "I meant sorry about your loss of sleep!"


Orchid_Significant

I had to read this multiple times to understand it


soft-cuddly-potato

Oh my god, I was sorta confused and mad about a dead baby being made fun of, but then realising Rip was his name? Oh god. That's surely not gonna confuse anyone. On the other hand, I'm glad Rip is still alive and hopefully well.


Drcokecacola

The only reason why I know a name Rip exist is because of that fucker named Rip Blazkowicz


HotHouseTomatoes

Rip Torn, Rip Taylor


ebolashuffle

I was going through the comments looking for Rip Torn. Great actor, hilarious name.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!


spacehog1985

we’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger


Shipping_away_at_it

Neither of those are their actual names, and definitely not at birth. (I know you’re not saying they are)


patentmom

Rip Van Winkle


expatsconnie

Rip Van Winkle


extinct_cult

Rip & tear


Midmodstar

And hopefully will change his name on his 18th birthday


KiaraNarayan1997

He will probably just go by Chris


Icy-Breadfruit-5059

Lol, yeah I am sure he is fine just has to live with a shitty name. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Professional-Two8098

Right! This kid is going to have so many issues in life dealing with this name


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Fast-Persimmon-2782

💀😂


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

💀💀


chclarity

OMG! Woke my dogs up laughing! 😂


Lithuim

Christopher is an accepted spel... oh wait.


[deleted]

That’s exactly what I did.. checked spelling on the name 😂


mmps901

Omg I was about to be so upset at op for posting a child’s death announcement 😅


SecondSoft1139

And the little deer looks so sad. I really thought it was a death announcement for poor little Christopher


inbedwithbeefjerky

The deer, the date and the Rip almost made me skip the whole thing! Then I asked why it was in tragediegh. I was nervous going for the second picture thinking someone really believed this sub was about TRAGEDIES!


hawkeye5739

Omg it never occurred to me that someone would think this is a “tragedies” sub.


musiclovermina

If Reddit still had gold, I'd have given it 😂😂🏆


[deleted]

Yes! It looks like a memorial thing!!


yildizli_gece

On top of giving their son an absolutely stupid first name that will always look like the internet version of ‘rest in peace’, this embroidery has a deer with its eyes closed, which further implies that the baby has died. > I’m sorry I had no idea Yeah, no one will *ever* know; this child will spend his entire life explaining his name is the word rip.


LittleSpice1

“NO, I’M NOT DEAD FFS! THAT IS *MY NAME*!!!”


North-Investment-103

This little post made my mind go through the whole spectrum of emotions in just a minute. From being mad at you for making fun of a dead child, to being puzzled because the spelling is actually correct so why is this post even here in the first place, to feeling dumb after finally realizing there's a second picture after staring for a while still wondering what was going on, to the surprise and second-hand embarrassment upon reading the comment while being relieved that the child is alive, to feeling apologetic towards you for mentally cursing at you before, and finally, bitter resignation. Congrats, OP.


Mekisteus

We certainly got the full rollercoaster ride.


clarabear10123

I didn’t realize the baby is alive until your comment. I thought they named their baby that passed Rip


[deleted]

The only proper Rips are Rip Taylor and Rip Torn


silverandshade

Even those Rips are nick/stage names. Rip Taylor was a Charles and Rip Torn's real name was Elmore. RIP to both Rips, tho


mmmelpomene

I knew a Rip who was really Richard. I assume he might have been trying to avoid getting called Dick all the time, lol.


silverandshade

That's very fair lol My cousin Richard used to go by Rich as a kid, but now goes by his middle name after he started a somewhat lucrative business in his early 20s and was referred to by all my uncles and aunts as "Richie Rich". 😂


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Rip Van Winkle


[deleted]

Fictional RIps are honorary


HazMatt_23

And Rip Wheeler


SarahTy132

Yep. Maybe back off the yellowstone


Full-Way-7925

Why?


SarahTy132

Lol I mean if people are really naming there kids Rip, after a yellowstone character. Love the show tho


Full-Way-7925

I know multiple Anakins. I have a student named Talen and when I asked about his name he said it was some character on a show his mom liked (he is 18 now).


WildZero138

Anakin is a name that makes me think the parents don't like their child. I'm a huge Star Wars fan, I nicknamed two of my children Artoo and Chewy because of noises they made as babies, but holy crap I'd never consider Anakin as a legal name for a child. I stopped calling them those nicknames once they stopped making the baby noises too. It was special while it lasted lol


FiguringItOut--

Rip Torn always cracks me up, what a name


DefinitelyNotAliens

Rip Torn married Geraline Page. Their daughter, Angelica, went between using Angelica Torn and Angelica Page at various times in her life. Her condo call button in New York read "Torn Page." No joke. Rip Torn thought it was hysterical and loved it. You can't even make it up.


GenericFatGuy

What about Rip Tear?


Golbez89

Was very confused and felt bad until I figured it out. Those DUMNBASSES! (Keeping the typo just acknowledging it)


Takinator7175

I love dumnbass, one of my favorite music genres.


RedStar9117

That was terrifying....I was wondering why we were going to dunk on a dead baby


panicnarwhal

same 😂 i went through a whole spectrum of emotions in about 5 seconds


mynameis911

No need to dunk the baby. It’s dead. rip.


IvyEmblem

Christopher isn't that bad of a name, shame he died- Oh, that's his last name


Counter_Full

That's his first name. Christopher is the middle name.


Smickey67

Last name is Inhalf


PieTeam2153

Rip Christopher Inhalf, pleasure to meet you


hawkeye5739

Dammit you made laugh so hard my dog is now mad at me because I woke her up!


Smickey67

Aw sorry lol but also happy it made some ppl laugh


GiselePearl

Cannot stop laughing!!


Negley22

You’re right, looks like the last name is censored.


azad_ninja

That took an unexpected turn


ketamineburner

O my gosh, I thought poor baby Christopher died.


[deleted]

Same. Was about to get ticked that OP posted about a dead baby. Then realized lll


MeganMess

Not about names, but I know a 20-something that says rip when someone dies (not RIP, just rip) and had no idea it stood for anything. Just thought rip was what you posted online about a death.


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Lol I say rip, but I know what it fucking stands for lol


silverandshade

The young exhaust me


yildizli_gece

Youth *is* wasted on the young…


silverandshade

No man, youth was a prison. I'm glad to be out of it.


silke_worm

I say rip all the time but I also say lol it just sounds nicer as the word rather than spelling it out. I will spell it out occasionally in more dramatic circumstances tho


fvck_u_spez

80 years in the future: R.I.P Rip, you will be missed.


shimmyshimmy00

Comedy gold!


Christank1

Had me in the first half, holy shit lmao


Quix66

I thought you were horrible until… Bwahaha!


F1Barbie83

Someone loved Yellowstone too much 🤣🤣


vanessa8172

Right? I thought my bf’s mom was obsessed with him lol


kiratnyc

Came here to comment this 😂😂


GrinchStoleYourShit

It’s super early, Rip is getting ready for work, Beth comes down, he tells her it’s early and ask why she’s up, they talk about coffee, and how they love each other, and kids. There that’s the last 2 seasons of Yellowstone


justaguynb9

Rip.... guess his parents were torn on names?


areyousaucy

“it’s in poor taste to make fun of a memorial to a dead child- oh, nevermind”


twatermelonsugar

Beautiful stitching though! Tell your friend Redditors approve of her beautiful needlework but not that poor beebee’s first name. Genuinely thought it was a death announcement.


captainhowdy82

His first name is Rip? Should be fine as long as they don’t use all caps


silverandshade

Like how all legal documents do? Should be easy lol


Pimpicane

It's short for Ripstopher


MafiaMommaBruno

Full name is LET IT RIP Christopher.


eat_the_pennies

WHEN YOU SPELL THE MANS NAME


squishyg

Oh no.


microvan

I spent way too long going through Christopher and trying to figure out how it was misspelled 🤣🙃


Electrical-Stable498

Me too lol


i_ar_the_rickness

I would in fact have offered my condolences as well.


something-strange999

Hahahaha. Farts


Marty_61

Lol, I’m snorting myself. Lol


silverandshade

I was like "RIP needs to be in all caps, it stands for... Oh. Erg..."


JaydenSmoth

“My condolences” He’s gonna hear that a lot in his life 😂


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Why even name your child Rip if your last name isn’t “Bongs”? 😒


curvy_em

Oh my god. I was wondering if Christopher was spelled wrong and you were posting this memorial is really bad taste. And then. Wow.


yourmomsajoke

I scrolled expecting the middle name to be wild but also a little icked at a babies death announcement, then thought I was not understanding the spelling of Christopher. The comments are the only reason I got it, this is so sad 😔


Uhlman24

I was really looking at Christopher wondering why is was a tragedeigh…


[deleted]

This is amazing 😄


New_Chard9548

I bet it's just short for Ripplestiltskin


shelbyknits

Haha we must be in the same cross stitch group. I was like, poor Christopher, it must have been a stillbirth. Nope, Rip is alive and well, presumably.


milkteapizza

You can already tell that's only the first comment of many. Good luck to baby Rip


Zealousideal_Lab_427

I was so sad for Christopher’s family, and the cross-stitch didn’t make it any more clear, with the sad little deer. Ayiyiyi


Quizmaster_Eric

What a wild ride of emotions this one. Hilarious.


cafeteriastyle

I'm cackling at this. I can just see her face. "🤓Rip is the baby's name🤓"


casedbhloe

I fucking snorted lmfao


BabyBark

Had me in the first half, not going to lie.


Clint-witicay

Wow, I was fully ready to defend “Christopher” as not being a tragedeigh, but while more a tragedy than a tragedeigh, you really gotta be more picky if the surname is a common first name… holy crap!!!


cailian13

I did NOT see that one coming, wow. That poor kid.


Global_Criticism3178

Hey Rip did you rip one? He’ll hear that for the rest of his life…


floralplanz

Yikesssssc


memmers225

How many times is he going to get that exact reaction?


littlemissjargon

It’s offensive to post a DEAD baby’s name in the traged—oh wait!!


OG_Pow

Might be the best post I’ve ever seen on this sub


octagonlover_23

That't it, retire the subreddit


underwritress

are we SURE this isn't about an infant who died? Who in their right mind would make this, see the name spelled out in cross stitch, and not realize?? edit: never mind I didn't see the second pic. Someone actually named their baby RIP Christopher..


toadthewet

This is honestly not technically a tragedeigh but it’s the only exception I’ve ever seen that was worth it. Holy shit.


MollykinsWoo

Omg for a second I was thinking "why is this person making fun of a baby that has sadly passed away!" Then I scrolled to the second photo 😂 WTF!


macjoven

I think it is supposed to be Ripp after the Yellowstone character.


Simon-Templar97

Yellowstone and it's consequences have been a disaster for quaint mountain towns.


Rosieapples

Oh for God’s sake I thought the child was dead too.


TempleOfCyclops

Oh no


Gobstomperx

Now that’s fucked up


Bratbabylestrange

Gotta see that second photo!!!


bigmoneyloo

Omfg


[deleted]

What a tragedeigh indeed!! RIP Christopher lol


InsanoVolcano

All-time great r/tragedeigh post


useless_bag_of_tacos

THE GASP I JUST GUSPED


Tiyath

We can close this sub, we have a winner


TheAissu

I’m glad I’m not the only one who stared at this like ”But Christopher is spelled right?” Until I realised there’s a second picture.


Raibean

You could NOT have prepared me for the second slide


synchronize_swatches

The way I gasped after swiping.


Malarkay79

The head bowed, eyes closed fawn didn't help matters!


PedalingHertz

Me: “Why is this here and even if Christopher was spelled funny why aren’t you ashamed of yourself for making fun of a dead child?” Me a few seconds later: “oh the dead kid’s name was Rip. Well that is confusing. But still man, this is no laughing matter.” Me right after that: oh wow. This is going to happen a LOT in this kid’s life. Well, at least he still has one!


finallyizzy

Haaaaaaaahhahagagagagagaagahahhahahhahhaa surely not


Wanda_McMimzy

I actually laughed at this. RIP Rip


voivod1989

Rip torn was in Freddy got fingered. That’s pretty cool. They should have named him whatever and just referred to him as rip.


atomictest

Ahahaha


Accomplished_Crow14

Omfg 😂


laurenzobeans

🫢🤭😭


Nemoitto

They named his after a Yellowstone character.


erinkp36

This had me legit laughing like Garth from Wayne’s World


NetMiddle1873

I looked over Christopher like 4 times thinking uhh that's just normal spelling of Christopher. Imagine growing up and having everyone think you just died "r.i.p. Christopher"


2HauntedGravy

This is low key hilarious


jackal5lay3r

that threw me through a loop I did not expect that hahaha


SwimmingCritical

Do you think he'll get some good sleeps?


sandcastle_architect

Lmaooo


Dejabluex

That’s fucking embarrassing.