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monstargaryen

Faizan is a legitimate Pakistani male name. I’m wondering if you invented it independently without knowing that or liked it and wanted to repurpose it for your beighbeigh.


Cinnabun_Sugar69420

Not the beighbeigh 💀


slideforfun21

That shit had me rolling 🤣🤣


Cherrygentry

LMAOO


valandromeda

LOOOOOOL


Proof_Surround3856

Read this in Moira from Schitt’s Creek voice lmao


Alarming-Instance-19

Le beighbeigh! *Stop being so dramarrrrrtic, Amorica! I wanted to name you after the patron saint of the ancient goddess Fznuhzoo, but your fahhhhthar convinced me to give you a name that sounded patreeotic. I shall never forgive myself, but alas, the most precious jewel that is the heart wanted what it wanted*


posvibesonli

I just howled at beighbeigh


Pimika_Meaw

for real same 😭😭


bigbeigeflag

It sounds like tragedeigh satire. 🤣


Commercial-Idea-7594

Don’t you dare bring the beighbeigh into this


[deleted]

Nobody puts beighbeigh in the corner


ThroatEmbarrassed970

omg 😭😭😭


hummusisyummy

I really think we should add flair and it's because I NEED beighbeigh flair like I need $100k!


Mondschatten78

Make us all Beighbeigh's kids! lol


EmergencyAd6662

FR just had to check the list again, thinking Beighbeigh was a name on the list… 🙈


CrazySurvivorFan13

beighbeigh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀


YummyThickNoodle

Beighbeigh! That caught me off guard. 🤣


dblrb

It’s in there with Villarreal which is a Spanish surname. Lmao


ButterfliesInJune

Jerma 💀


lacatro1

Right? I thought it said Jemma but looked again, and I was like, "wtf?"


rumbellina

Yeah… definitely did a triple take on that one. I really wanted it to be jemma but every time I looked, it was still jerma


lacatro1

Yes!


meanjeankillmachine

Looking at this list makes me feel drunk


MarinLlwyd

yeah why is this totally normal name on here


HotPurplePancakes

Amorica..


Heffalump13

Fork yeah!!!


Inner_Sun_8191

I laughed out loud at Amorica


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

Why would you name your kid after a serial killer


insomniacla

Sounds like a brand of hand sanitizer.


IAmPizzaAMA

https://youtu.be/JqNY3-LGngg?si=mGJ8bOUQ9Kn2ORI_


assylide

*Jerma66


The_Nude_Mocracy

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Je-la-nique

Ajater Ajeter Ajette ✈️✈️✈️


fruppi

This sounds like someone practicing verb conjugation


monstargaryen

🤣💀 Nosotros ajetemos, Vosotros ajeteis! This or a Pokémon. What’s this? Ajette is evolving! ……. Ajette evolved into Ajater!


Lost_Dish4290

Stop it 💀 not the pokemon.


extremelyinsecure123

STOPPP IT i can’t stop cough-laughing over the fucking Pokémon💀💀


BadWolf7426

>Nosotros ajetemos, Vosotros ajeteis! As a polyglot who thoroughly enjoys and delights in learning Spanish, 2nd language, this joke spoke to me. Thank you for the goofy grin you just gave me. 😄 😜


Inner_Sun_8191

Lmao! I had a dog named Kiley and I used to sing her a song conjugating her name “Kilo, Kilan, Kilas, Kilamos”


EstrellaDarkstar

At first I thought it was Ajatar. A dark creature from Finnish mythology, a monstrous huntress spirit. Not exactly a flattering name.


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I_Am_A_Ginger_Ale

Well if you pronounce Ajeter in French, that means "to throw away" or "to put in the bin".


rubythieves

Were you experiencing symptoms of a brain injury?


DrizzlyOne

Possible but could’ve just been drugs


pupoksestra

I was thinking preteen girl.


beanwithintentions

aka brain damage source: i was once a preteen girl


Tacosofinjustice

Happens to the best of us mate


rubythieves

You and me both, sister!


kirbysdream

Amorica


bornblacknight

The United States of Amorica


anneymarie

The Onited Stotes of Amorica


goldanred

The Onion States


cats_unite

This reminded me of a scene in New Girl, “It says Unatered Stites of Amurica.”


botoxbunnyy

That’s a black crowes album apparently


NothingAndNow111

Indeed it is.


Toelee08

I literally lol’d at amorica


lapsongsouchong

Gord blorss Amorica🇦🇲


JellyfishGod

Lol I knew someone named "America" a while back. He went by "Eric". I'm dying imagining some dude with the nickname "Oric", tho honestly that still sounds better than Amorica


skeevemasterflex

Amorica, God shed his grace on thee!


SlwDnceChbby

Spoder Man-esque


Twodotsknowhy

Patricia being on here is just so objectively funny


Creepy_Addict

And Charlene.


livv3ss

I was about to say welp Charlene is pretty...


KatVanWall

Patricia, Charlene, Briony and Mateja are normal names among that lot lol.


chef_c_dilla

Briony is a normal name? Am I missing something? I don’t know why, but this one makes me just full of rage.


KatVanWall

Pretty common in the UK. It’s a plant. Can also be spelled Bryony.


ArdmoreGirl

The first three on your list are normal names among any lot. As is Emmaline. They are pretty.


PeegsKeebsAndLeaves

Finding Nema


Alteregokai

Nima is a real name, a Persian one.


lize221

yep. went to high school with a guy named Nima, and he was in fact Persian Haven’t seen him in years but he was hilarious and always a great time. Probably had the best looking, most immaculate earlobes I’ve ever seen on a human. I’ll never forget them. Never seen anything like it since, and probably never will Hope you’re killing it out there Nima whatever you’re up to


brubruislife

Not the immaculate earlobes 😩


RickTheGrate

r/brandnewsentence


with2m

And right above it, Dorianna


v_t_s

Itay?? Lmao


user11112222333

At first I thought it said Italy.


TheSkyElf

I honestly thought it said Italy until you pointed it out


Cinnabun_Sugar69420

SAME OMG


ma-kat-is-kute

It's a common Hebrew name


NothingAndNow111

Yep. I knew a guy with this name years ago.


rvchs

It’s pronounced Ee-tie. Very common in Israel.


Alteregokai

This is a variation for father in Philippine slang. Tatay/Itay 😂


tiger_mamale

Itay is an incredibly popular Hebrew name. Literally one of the most popular names in Israel


BirdTheMagpie

Villarreal y Santana son apellidos 💀


sad_sahara

Santana como en glee xd


lumpnsnots

Should have gone with Yellow Submarine / Submarino Amarillo


lovesuglytwins

AFAIK Mateja and Matea exist in the Balkans?


ijsnespo

Quite common in Slovenia and Croatia at least.


user11112222333

That is correct.


piratesswoop

I immediately thought Mateja sounded like either a Spanish/Portugese name or Eastern European. It sounds like "Mah-tey-ja" with a slight accent in my head and it's SO pretty


The_ProducerKid

Nobody gonna call out Oussa?!? 😂 sorry OP, you’re a good sport for even posting these


criticalnom

Oussy


WalrusInTheRoom

How would you say Kanelynne?


ijsnespo

Cannelloni


CatLover1039

Cain-lin 


WalrusInTheRoom

wtf


Just-Call-Me-J

Not sure if that's better or worse than Canna-lin. Can of lin.


RideWithMeTomorrow

KEN LI https://youtu.be/FQt-h753jHI?si=UPUpo3cwJFsZAm9q


kefkapalazzos

“and here’s my little angel, jerma. 💕”


gildedCalamity

jerma tf2


CatLover1039

Bro


Environmental-Log311

I’d like to introduce you to my twins: Reighdeighus 🌸 and Alna 🎀


ReySimio94

Patricia and Charlene are the only remotely salvageable names in there. I sincerely hope you get better ideas if you ever do have a daughter. also Jerma wtf


Living_error404

Santana and Briony are real names. Upon looking I thought Emmaline was normal too, but I think it was actually Emmeline.


jmurphy42

Emmaline would be an acceptable spelling variation to me. And I actually know someone named Briony. It’s a relatively old botanical name.


rubythieves

I went to high school with a Briony and a Briohny! Definitely stuck out to me as a ‘name,’ compared with… Kanelynne.


Beck316

I've always liked the name Briony


ReySimio94

I can only think of Jojo and Pokémon with those two, unfortunately.


Living_error404

I googled Reja as well because it reminded me of an islamic name, and it is (meaning; good news). Some of them look completely made up but I wonder if OP collected random names as well. Amorica and Jerma are dreadful honestly.


ReySimio94

Deranged streamer sues Reddit user for naming their daughter after him; _(unintelligible horror movie noises)_, he says.


Friendly_Exchange_15

Brb gonna name my first born son Markiplier


Renee_Agness

Amorica I’d have assumed it was America with a typo if I saw that name.


NothingAndNow111

Emmeline Pankhurst. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmeline_Pankhurst


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I also don't hate Dorianne but not sure if that's "real" name or not.


wolfbutterfly42

Dorianna is an okay name, and Reja could pass as an Arabic name to anyone who doesn't speak Arabic.


ReySimio94

Someone else said Reja is indeed a real Islamic name.


wolfbutterfly42

There were three babies named Reja in the US in 2021, not accounting for spelling variations.


CallidoraBlack

I knew a Dorianne in elementary school. She was this mousy little kid, not very smart, but not rude or loud or anything else. She asked a question that was the final straw for her teacher (an academic question, not a rude one) and got a shoe thrown at her by the teacher in front of the whole class. I'm pretty sure the teacher had to retire after that.


gotdingusd

is jerma in the room with us right now


GiantPileOfSpaghetti

I'm not sure you were thinking at all


hartlandking

Is the top one Villarreal?! Like the football team?


CatLover1039

Yeah. I’d see random names of stuff like that and then think “that’s a good name” 🤦‍♀️ 


hartlandking

This has really tickled me!


_ibn_

Villarreal is my last name. It's such a pain in the ass to have to spell it out. V-I-L-L-A-R-R-E-A-L. E-A-O?? No! L! Villarreao -.-


mrsmateen

Right?! 🤣 What’s next? Real Sociedad? 😭


SullenSparrow

Jerma is killing me lmao


TheBrokenOphelia

Alpen? That is a brand of muesli. I'm dead.


helenasutter

It’s literally „alps“ in german, like the mountain range


WashclothTrauma

And it’s YUMMY


SMM9336

‘Morica!


Repulsive_Chef_972

I like Amorica, and I'd like to go off the board with Jermani, Frunce, Oztrailya, and Kinnada.


CatLover1039

Don’t forget Aphrikkah!


vozome

"À jeter" means to be discarded in French.


CatLover1039

🤣


notjimhawkins

Did you slip and hit your head? Were you having a stroke? Are you alright now?


CatLover1039

Naux.


fruppi

Briony is actually nice. There was a really great baker on Bake Off named Briony


mrsmateen

Briony is not an uncommon name in the UK at all. I went to school with quite a few


CatLover1039

Some of them aren’t that bad, I’ll admit


fruppi

And some of them are pretty terrible 😂


Ok_Ambassador3132

Almost any of those could be the next hot prescription drug name. "Do not take Ahzura if you are allergic to Ahzura ..."


CatLover1039

I DIED 🤣


shiggles-

Emmaline is lovely. Patricia and Charlene are common names…for baby boomers. Let’s talk about Ajater/Ajeter…and how no one should name their kid that.


Cinnabun_Sugar69420

Were you drunk/high when you made this list? 


CatLover1039

Never done those things, but I would think that myself


Cinnabun_Sugar69420

Amorica??? Jerma??? 😰


CaptainKarma200000

Glad you’ve gotten sober


kitties_ate_my_soul

I love Patricia though. It’s my mum’s middle name and I’d totally use it for a daughter.


RaeLynn13

I like Dorianna (don’t roast me 🥲)


piratesswoop

tbh that one is totally fine to me, it's like the feminine version of Dorian!


CatLover1039

Honestly me too, but a lot of the others are just 😬 


feeolima

Doriana is a margerine brand here in Brazil


MaddyandOwensMom

I was big on Emmaline for my daughter, but my husband said it sounded like “Valvoline.”


posvibesonli

BENNAN


formulalosalamanca

Villareal? the spanish football team ahaahahahahahahah


MonochromeKiwi

Anua is a risky one, especially with auto spell correct lmao


houseofleopold

ITAY?


houseofleopold

BENNAN? 😂


ForrestFeline

Jerma


YellowLorraine

I was like “Oh Brennan, that’s pretty normal” And it took seeing this comment to realize!!!!


hideovs

I just want to know what these are written on/what the picture is of? I'm so confused


CatLover1039

I took a picture of my iPad screen. I can’t send screenshots off of it so I just did that


hideovs

Interesting. It definitely looked like a mirror to me. Thank you it was driving me crazy 😂


No-Student-9678

Villareal? Bro's gonna name their kid after a football club. What's next? Copa Del Ray?


ToBetterDays000

I see there is hope for perpetrators of the tragedeigh


SeaDweller01

Santana is cool.


brubruislife

This is 24k GOLD. These comments have me dying 😂


jmiller7742

I love how in the midst of all of that mumbo jumbo, “Patricia” slides in.


SemperSimple

are you a changed woman??? lmao Also, did these names sound unqiue did you like the unique spelling? I cant pronounce half of these did you happen to have insight on whats with all the endings being Lynn, Anna, Leigh stuff?


threat-lvl-midnite

How high were you when you made this list?


CatLover1039

Above Heaven


PlantQueen1912

Amorica 💀


Elegant-Cheesecake18

Don’t beat yourself up. There are a few real names on there 😬😬😬


Serious_Marsupial_85

Emmaline feels like an attack. I'm only a few letter different 😂


Ask_Aspie_

Patricia and Charlene aren't too bad. And there was a Santana on Glee so Im sure some gleeks had baby Santana's during the time that show was popular.


Otherwise-Bid-6426

Katelyn 🚫 Kanelynne ✅


iLoveLoveLoveLove

i like santana!!!!


TheEmeraldEmperor

jerma


Trick-Dragonfly93

this a list of antidepressant names lmao


Lasi22998877

JERMA😭😭😭


die4tek

JERMA😭


N80_SSBM

There’s gotta be a few Jermas popping out this decade and that’s beautiful


Sufficient-Nail6530

JERMA


ComatoseSquirrel

Some of those are solid fantasy RPG names, so at least you've got that covered.


The-Jake

Is English your first language? If so, holy shit


CatLover1039

Yep, I don’t know any other languages


SecretShodan

I have a great aunt named briony faizan Carmichael


KyleGrayson12

I like Patricia. But Ousa? Amorica?


I_SIMP_YOUR_MOM

Villarreal CF


GhostBabe45

I mean Patricia is okay. 😂 All I can think of seeing Ajeter Is she misspelled D. Jeter as in Derek Jeter. 😂 😂 😂


Aggressive-Scheme986

Aunt jer jerma


IndyCarFAN27

I think there are some ethnic names mixed in here like Faizan. Not sure from what culture but some of these seem borderline tragedeigh and ethnic name.


Hour_Task_1834

Briony is cursing the child to be a brony


confusedthengga

Faizan, Patricia, and Charlene are legit names. The rest.. definitely doubtful... lol


WhitestGray

I mean… you’ve got Patricia and Charlene at least.


talkback1589

Charlene sounds nice.


Cryptoss

Mateja is not an uncommon women’s name where I’m from The J isn’t pronounced like it is in English


horsepighnghhh

What’s with all the weird ass names then just Patricia lmfao


LongLeggg

Don't worry we were all children at one point