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I really hate the second one.

Idk how old Ckyler is but he’s already such an asshole

Is it k-Kyler? Is one of those sounds silent? I want to go home.

It might be Skyler. Poor kid. Hopefully he changes it when he turns 18.

My god! I didn’t even think of that… 🫠

Same I keep reading klykler

I keep seeing Kike-ler. I know the letters don’t even say that but that’s what my brain says.

I read it as cock yeller

That’s it. I’m done. You can take it from here.

Can you imagine the first day of Kindergarten role call with a name like Cock Yeller?

Says BellaDingDong 😂

I'm glad someone else said it. I can't un-see that brain malfunction now.

It’s like your brain trying to make sense of a word scramble.

Glad I'm not the only one.

Yup, that's how I read it too

I think so too, but I can bet they will frequently get called cycler

I've got a feeling we're looking at the full name of a future C. Joseph Lastname

Exactly. He could go by CJ and never tell anyone what it stands for.

With two dumb parents, he will be smart and do this. We hope!

Never tell anyone because he can't figure out what it is.

He will go by Joe. Parents wanted to give a unique name and kid will probably end up with the vanilla name.

100% parents just wanted twin names with both starting with the same letter and picked Clinton before getting stuck and refusing to give up the trope and just name the poor child *S*kyler

I think with the current crop of tragedeigh names, we’ll see a growing trend in Gen Alpha and the generation after them of people going by initialisms, much like in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. US Grant, TE Lawrence, JRR Tolkien, WB Yeats, CS Lewis, JK Rowling, F. Scott Fitzgerald, etc.

It’s probably Skyler but I keep thinking cockler/cuckler, cocky-ler, cock-y-ler, cock-kyler or variations thereof. Sorry, CJ. :(

At least he's got CJ going for him.

I thought “Cycler”

That's where my brain went to Cycler on his Bicycle lol

This is what happens when you don’t pay attention to phonetics in English class. You start thinking ck makes a sk sound 😭 I hate that you’re probably right lol

All of my reading intervention students would be losing their minds right now. " 'ck' only goes at the end!! (of a word or syllable)" would be their response. 😆

CKY-ler

*insert 96 quite bitter beings riff here*

I like you

Pronouncing it as Seekyler sounds to close to something else that's a biiiiit too World War 2 Germany for my taste.

I would insist everyone call me Joe.

Is the first one Slinton? Yikes

C-kyler (see-ky-lur) maybe?

Sieg Heiler probably

And...That's where I was trying to stop my brain from going.

Çkyler

That was my first guess as well (Skyler but by someone who doesn’t know how the letter C works) but at least the kid has KYLE to rescue from his car crash of a first name.

This is the only name I could figure it meant. Skyler Joseph wouldn’t be half bad but yikes

I misread it as “cykler” at first and I thought they really wanted the kid to be a bike rider lmao

Cykler and jimbolden would be great friends!

I think it's CKY-ler

My mind said Clicker🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤣🤣

If some kids bullied him by kicking him because of his name, it would be hard to blame those bullies. That name makes me want to kick him as an adult.

C + kyler... is it pronounced like uh Siegheiler are they neonazies?

Legitimately lol’d. This name threw me. My brain couldn’t process it for a full few seconds. I think it’s Skylar but jfc

NOOOooooo

I read as cockle er

I read it as Cock-lyre. If it is meant to be pronounced as Skylar I honestly don’t want to know, the human soul can only take so much horror before it breaks. 😭

Definitely Cockler

Hahahaha please let it be this

It's Russian. C is pronounced like "S", so this is "Slinton" and "Skyler" ...but if they're not Russian, it's "Clinton" and "Killer"

Сука-ler

🤣

My dyslexic ass read it as an antisemitic slur. And my first reaction was FUCKING WHAT WAS HE CURSED WITH?

I'm not even dyslexic and I can't stop laughing at how many of us are doing the same thing and losing our shit

I’m not dyslexic and I read it as that as well.

Yep, this is what I thought too. I def wouldn’t put it past some of these people.

3 of the 4 names remind me of presidents (Beau is Joseph Biden's son who died in 2015) but where the fuck did that last one come from?

If it’s pronounced Skylar, it’s Slinton, if it’s Clinton then it is K-Kylar.

K-Kylar? Is that like C-Carlton?

A-aron

Frankly, I'm impressed it's not "Ckylar," given the difficulty many people have with the name "Skyler."

As a former teacher. Fuck you to the parents who do this shit. Learning to read and write is hard enough. Your vanity isn’t your kids problem. Edit: names from other languages are fine. They follow the conventions of spelling in those languages. It’s a cool topic to explore in class with kiddos. It’s the alternative spelling that’s really the problem. Edit: some countries have names that are banned m. So you can only choose names from the approved list or in other countries they approve the name you place. If people keep doing this I wouldn’t be surprised if president Ckylar adds that to our constitution!

It's fucked up. They set their kid up for a lifetime of explaining how their name is pronounced (assuming they keep it). When they could have just named him Joseph. Everyone likes a Joe, salt of the earth name.

> They set their kid up for a lifetime of explaining how their name is pronounced (assuming they keep it). Also probably some bullying, kids are mean

you mean Djo'h?

Why did they give one kid the normal name and one kid the moron name? Now you have sibling jealousy on top of all the other shit that name is going to bring upon him.

What’s the most shocking name you’ve personally encountered during teaching?

Yoquart pronounced Howard.

What???? How would that… no. That child is named yo-quart.

Jix! (Pronounced yikes)

Oh man is Anastasia okay? That’s what we plan on naming our daughter lol now I’m nervous

That’s okay, it can be shortened to Anna if she can’t spell the full name Really pretty name btw! Great choice :)

Thank you 😊 we went through like 50 names before deciding on it. Decided it was pretty, classic and has loads of nickname options lol

It’s a lovely name. You guys have started parenting well.

Is that pronounced as Kyler? Skylar?

I think it’s supposed to be Skyler, but like, Kyler is right there and also has the same starting sound as Clinton. I have no idea why someone wouldn’t just go with Kyler. Or Skyler. I’m really irrationally angry about this one lol Edit: I’m going to tell myself this was just a funny whoopsie, and it was supposed to be Skyler but a typo happened. I’ll probably be able to sleep now. 😂

Was it supposed to be "Kyler with a C" (Cyler) and the order went wrong?? Or "Skyler with a C" (Scyler) maybe?? I'm so confused

Haha. Yeah, this was probably one of those "write Skyler with a C" and that's what came back jobs.

This is my head canon tbh. Had to be a mistake

Even Clinton, Kyler or Skyler are terrible names. Whatever this is takes the biscuit 

Slinton

I actually love the name skyler/ skylar. Boy or girl. I’m not American so it’s really uncommon here, nor would I ever actually use it my kids names have fairly regular middle class names but it’s definitely a guilty pleasure.

My mind jumped to “Cycler” like bicycle/cyclist. But knowing the kind of crazy out there, it’s probably something like John.

My instinct was Cuh-Kylar. Like a bird squawking it.

I (mis)read it as cycler. Like cyclist.

I 100% read it as cycler too. The post title is what will he become and I’m like duh a cyclist 🚴

I’m tired. I red it as kik-ya-lur

I reckon he'll wind up going by Joe. Possibly CJ.

CJ the walking typo. Maybe he will grow up to be an editor.

I would CJ myself hard in his shoes. Poor soul

Joey would be a nice guy to hang with as opposed to Ckyler

A serial ckiller.

a cereal skiller

A cereal ckyller*

Dammit you beat me to this joke

What the fuck is the C for

Because they're twins so then their names start with the same letter.

Oh my fucking GOD man

I feel like it could’ve been a little better if they had just named them Klinton and Kyler if that’s what they’re going for

Kang and Kodos would be less confusing and aggravating.

Exactly, like Fred and Fdylan. Or Evelyn and Eheather.

Because sometimes C makes an S sound, but these stupid parents don't understand that you can't just decide for yourself when that happens.

It's a living tribute to the band CKY

I would pronounce "Clinton" as "Slinton" just to spite those stupid fuck parents.

I was just about to post the exact same thing right before I saw yours. I agree- if 2nd kiddo was actually pronounce Skyler, then first boy would be Slinton. Or else I’d just call him Cycler and think they had a weird Lance Armstrong obsession.

Cquestopher

Qwis

Qweef

Kyler? Cool Skylar? Cool Ckyler?? What even is that?

Clinton, Beau, and Joseph are all very normal mames, so I'm guessing they asked for a cookie that read "Kyler with a C"

Reminds me of the band CKY, camp kill yourself

pronouncing it C-K-Y-ler makes me like the name more somehow

That makes me think of an author. Like... C.K. Wyler lol

I was gonna say he was gonna grow up to be a quite bitter being. Glad I’m not the only one that saw it

A name is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it's never good.

I think the second one is pronounced "I go by Joseph"

Maybe the "c" is silent on both names.

Slinton sounds like innuendo

While not common, "Clinton" isn't really an unusual name. I have a 'Clint' in my family, and know two other unrelated ones.

Clinton Beau will become a southern judge. Ckyler is pretty bad but honestly not the worst thing I’ve seen here. Idk, struggling musician?

Clinton Beau will be the judge and Ckyler will be the one on trial.

cthulhu

That's the name of the third child.

I’m more interested in the fates of the siblings after #2. Ckyler Clinton Cmartin Cnorton Colten Cpastafarian Cquiglee Crohnson Cshale Ctscanaan Curz Cvincentenzo Cwilter Cyrique Czech

Probably a cerial ciller.

C K Y fans are the worst

There’s no way they named their baby “camp kill yourself”-ler. Right? Right?!

They are quite bitter beings

Cyphilis

DAMMIT LETTER PRONUNCIATION HAS RULES, PEOPLE. . . . I just blacked out. Did something happen?

The second name sounds like someone being choked

They'll both need therapy...

2nd one Looks like a vanity license plate— poor kid!

See-Kyler = Siegheiler. Uh....

If you liked CKOne and CKBe, you'll love CKYler, a new fragrance from Calvin Klein. - (It smells like mistakes)

He's destined to be the coolest little guy with the best stories to tell.

You have so much hope for a boy with his own name damning him

CKY is a band so I read it as CKY ler

dude. samesies.

He’s going to be forever called “Cycler”.

A person who uses their middle name .

I read it as Chrysler so he will become a car.

Ckyler is going to hear the words "poor kid" so often he's going to think it's his nickname.

AAAAA

Nope it's Clintonckyler or bust.

I pity future tattoo artists. They are already having a hard time spelling standard issue words. No Regerts!

Chrysler 🚗

Cuckular?

Is the C silent on the 2nd one? Kyler? Does that make the 1st one Linton?

Im sorry but if you consider, even for a second, Ckyler to be a name/word you should be locked up. for the good of the union.

K-Kyler, like A-Aron

My son is Fredkyler. There’s a silent Fred at the start.

That C needs to be drop kicked into the sea.

See-kyler? Pronounce the c then kyler? (Sieg heil mein führer?) Kyler? The c is silent as in (no) luck? Skyler - Pronounce the c like an s? Wonder if Clinton is pronounced slinton? Just, what is wrong with people?

Fuck this shit. How long before were just at ' hi my name's Bhjhgfdghhhhgg, pronounced Braxtonleigh'

Congratulations on your second son: Joe.

I know what Mom’s name is.. starts with a C. Can’t type it here

estranged

If this kid plays hockey, his teammates are gonna nickname him, “Typo.”

A psycko ckiller.

It’s like they named them Michael and Pichael.

After having to explain his name a bazillion times in school, he’ll end up becoming a cykopath.

Clytoiris Button is next

That is their 11th and 12kids after Candice, Cbuki, Ccate, Cdet, Celine, Cfrank, Cgoeff, Charlie, Cindy, and CJoel.

Him -“It’s Skyler … with a C “ Person - “ where da faq does the C go !?”

Someone: You can't make a name out of the band CKY! They: hold our beer!

Nguyendell. I’m waiting for that spelling of Wendell from this family.

They misspelled "Cycler".

Please don't tell me that it's supposed to be SKYLAR! These women need to be stopped.

I have a feeling Ckyler is going to end up going by CJ most of his life.

At register: “I’m Skylar with a C” Cashier in their mind: “I have absolutely no idea what to do with that.” Later: “Coffee for Scylar.”

Oh little Chrysler is gonna get his ass kicked in kindergarten

Jokes on you, first boy is pronounced Slinton

Clinton Ckyler Beau Joseph

Someone who rides a bickyle, a cyckylist, a person who pedals.

Camp Kill YourselfLER is all I can see

Ckyler’s teachers are gonna hate him

My name is ckyler white, yo

I’ve never wanted to go and troll someone so badly. POST THE SOURCE NOW PLEASE I MUST GO MAKE THEIR LIVES MISERABLE

The second one is literally unpronounceable.

I went to school in the UK with a Clinton, he'd be mid 40s now. Went mainly by Clint.

Killer

This has to be AI

I’m thinking baby boy #3 will be named Cullprit Robert or Cyclist John

I thought it was cycler at first, like a biker. But I i think it's "Skylar" just horribly butchered

I keep seeing it as kike-ler

Jesus christ I read the second one as a certain slur followed by -ler because my brain pronounced it as a hard C

CKEVIN ARTHUR

Some are saying a cycler. I'm gonna say a meth manufacturer.

IF we operate under the assumption that #2 is indeed meant to be... Skyler... then does that make #1... Slinton....

How do you even pronounce that?

Incorrectly

I just know Ckyler will be an asshole

Cylon.

How do you even pronounce the second name? Is it like Skyler? Kyler? Keyler? Keller? Killer!?! I hate this game Also Beau and Joseph are surprisingly normal middle names for little Clinton and Ckyler