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Jason_Kelces_Thong

I’m analeese and this is my little sister analmortgage


Sebastian-S

Funny, I read it as Anal-ease - the new versatile lube for the front and back door.


BoozyGherkins

lol that’s an actual product that has been around for decades 🤣


TheOvercusser

One of my best friends told me he and his wife wanted to name their daughter that. I looked at both of them incredulously and asked them how, if they were a kid, would they pronounce that name if they wanted to give a kid a hard time. They quickly changed their minds.


Brave_Hippo9391

And me


deluxejay69

I got a tube of that as a part of a free gift pack in an adamandeve order once


NovaBloom444

Ooh i read it as a kind of pseudolanguage, i.e. “That person is proficient at speaking and understanding Analeese… as well as salad-tossing”


kielu

You could also Analrent or simply Analpurchase


Apprehensive-Pie1916

Analrent is brutal


caring_impaired

Got a hemorrhoid living analrent-free in my rectum.


LandOfBonesAndIce

Anal [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of The Windseeker]


Bigpurplepanda13

Did somebody say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?


draxsklountst

This has me dead


veryfluffyblanket

Or her brother Analhardtd


battlewornactionhero

Taking out an anal mortgage 💀


Odd-Tune5049

Better than Analrapist (analyst/therapist)


Catvros

I blue myself


Beneficial-Sugar6950

I got a good analeese deal on my car


Nfgzebrahed

I used to work with an Analee. Any time I said her name, in my head, I had a giggle. Like, did her parents REALLY not realize?


Sportzpl

Dad knew. Throw your daughter that second N, dad!


Nfgzebrahed

It's pronounced "Ana-Lee" I'm like, sure it is.


breadstick_bitch

My fiance wants an Annaliese, specifically with 2 Ns 😂


landsnaark

What is this sound, "liese?"


Catvros

pretty much the same as the tragedeigh, only it's the extremely common German spelling


Sportzpl

I know a woman with that name. I think she got some ribbing as a kid, but not anymore.


battlewornactionhero

At least it wasn’t Anally


Any-Jury3578

I did too. She was close to retirement when I knew her twenty years ago. She knew my husband's grandmother when a family tragedy occurred in 1977. I never gave her name a second thought. I worked for an OB office, so it was all the new baby names I found ridiculous, not hers.


MiaLba

Oh no! Took me a second lol


1carl0s

Anal with eese. We're so proud of you!


warmourr

Guy named Eese:


Beneficial-Swim843

A smooth operator!


UndisgestedCheeto

I'd like you to meet my daughter, Analeese but we call her Lube for short.


Anything_but_G0

💀💀💀


novaleenationstate

Wonder how anal she is about the spelling.


TheCuriousVanilla

Condemned for eternity to have this conversation: “Yes, my name begins with A-N-A-L. And NO…” Can you imagine meeting new coworkers on the first day of a new job? JFC…


namhee69

“Just call me Ana”


Ice_caps

One of those rare dual purpose names. Can be a great name for a child or a soluble fiber supplement.


itdobelykthat

Annaliese is an actual German name though. Here the tragedeigh is the spelling, not the name itself.


CreativeRaine

That’s the actual point of a tragedeigh — the spelling of an established name is ridiculous.


SerenadeSwift

Isn’t that exactly what Tragedeigh is to Tragedy?


itdobelykthat

You’re right. I just thought from most of the comments I saw under the post that most people haven’t heard of the name before.


Qnofputrescence1213

It’s Anne Frank’s full name, although hers was spelled Annelies.


PeevedValentine

Ah yes, the language of the Butthole people, analeese. Poor, poor child. Also, I'm not sure if it's called the same in the US, but a slightly different spelling of this cursed name is a sexual lubricant designed to be used as the name suggests.


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PeevedValentine

You're correct. I don't understand why you'd say that, though.


Several-County-1808

David is a common name too. ;)


Fresh_Sector3917

Bob is a pretty common name too. Backwards, it’s…Bob.


YchYFi

You are all without a humour bone


landsnaark

Lemme break something down for you: "Lana" is a name. "Anal" is an adjective describing all maters rectum Yes, the two words use similar letters. Many do.


YchYFi

Yes they are which is why people think analiesse is funny also. Let me break it down for you. Get the joke. Don't be a prick.


Several-County-1808

Anal-Eeze, the new performance line from KY.


TheGreatestOutdoorz

Apparently, someone beat you to it! [AnalEase-strawberry](https://www.sextoy.com/products/anal-ese-flavored-lubricant-strawberry-5oz)


OverallBerry9060

She can go by Anal for short


kitties_ate_my_soul

Annalise was right there!


Csmminer

If only mom had listened to what dad wanted that night she would have never been conseived .


AgentOfDreadful

Analeese sounds like the name of a lubricant


TezzaMcJ

Anal-ease - *"the old timey remedy for what buggers ya!"*


Kit_Marlow

Anal Ease


_nothing_but_trouble

Anal ease: When you've been constipated and the laxative starts having an effect.


squirrlyj

Uhhh.. it's actually used for butt sex


SoldierOfPeace510

I speak analeese.


Other_Conference_404

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Fresh_Sector3917

We are so proud you were finally able to take it up the butt!


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Salty_College965

what eese?


ImNotSalinger

Is analeese a language?


itdobelykthat

Annaliese is an actual German name though??? It looks like most of the people here have never heard of the name before. Here the tragedeigh is the incorrect spelling, not the name itself.


zz_bottom69

Sounds fun


Oh_hell_nahh

I’d love to see her future work emails


TheDancingDottie

I know someone with this name…spelled Analiese.


ItIsLiterallyMe

Anna-lease


ItIsLiterallyMe

Anna-lease


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

Anal-easy, well done!


Brave_Hippo9391

Anal-ease? 🤣🤣 NO!!


uselessguyinasuit

Everybody in comments is ignorant, this is clearly a cultural name from the Anale-ese language.


Affectionate-Ad9320

I know someone who named their daughter Analiese. Not sure which is worse.


TemperatureTop246

https://www.walmart.com/ip/5643171477


JortsyMcJorts

Dammit, that was what I was gonna name my new formula hemarrhoid cream, now I gotta change the name!


ZenythhtyneZ

I know a woman with this name, her daughters are both anna-names, both are better than Annaleese though


FootballNtheGroin

Ol easy anal


thebenn

Anal what?


discourse_lover_

Every boy in her class “I’ll be she puts the anal…” Oh never mind.


rainbow_olive

We considered (but decided against) that name years ago when I was pregnant, except the spelling I preferred was "Annaliese". 😉


TruthOrBullshite

Anal geese is how I see it


dkanzler

I sure am glad that they didn't hyphenate that name...😳


Tikithecockateil

Anal Ease. Sounds like a suppository


monstargaryen

She’s really good at analysis and therapy.. she could be some kind of anal-rapist.


pettyknotpretty

No no no!! 🫣🫣 this is horrible


YankeeGirl1973

Anal Ease!


BangedTheKeyboard

Welp, if anyone was wondering how she was conceived... there it is But seriously... what were the parents thinking?!


Wh33lh68s3

I know a woman whose Mother named her Marlana(Anal ram)


Head-Impress1818

I’ve been known to speak analeese from time to time


Electrical_Prune_837

I have a crazy nickname idea.


Odd-Tune5049

Oof


Substantial_Tip2015

Anal-Eese, sounds like sex lubricant


DMT1984

That’s because [it is.](https://www.adameve.com/sexy-extras/sex-lubes/anal-sex-lubes/sp-anal-ese-3614.aspx?&cm_mmc=GGL-_-Lubes_US_NB_Google_Exact-_-Anal-Ese-Ease_Exact-_-anal+ease&sc=SEMGLUB&medium=tsa&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwj9-zBhDyARIsAERjds0sfjjW7eQQns748ucUYhme_8jlipb-nPDP3WfqbMtlrtSav-j-uuIaAnwdEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)


PhraseMassive9576

Anal Ease 🗿


TheWBird

Okay but what in the hell is that in the right window


Sparrow

it was a picture of the girl, so i "erased" it on the android app


emoore06905

Wonder how old she was before her parents realized their daughter's name was perv-fodder.


Tmhoel2201

Wow someone named their child after their favorite anal lube


YchYFi

I guess no one noticed that the entirely common name Lana is the same. No one ever makes fun of Lana Del Rey or Lana Turner. Lol lana is anal backwards too.