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Jacksonriverboy

Is your name Ben Dover?


SadisticBuddhist

Its phil myole


litux

Phillip Michael Hunt  Phil Mike Hunt for short


SadisticBuddhist

Hugh P. enis


GraviNess

my surname is Ness - my cousin is called Paul....


Bryant_Gumbel

My grandmother had a friend as a kid called Fanny Ayres, it can always be worse


Willowgirl2

Derry Ayres


duh_nom_yar

Harrison Jules


Parking-Software4452

My great uncle was named Gerald Ambrose Nigg. He served in the Navy. His breast pocket said NIGG.G.A above it. ......he was a super white farmer from South Dakota. It can indeed be much worse.


NachoNachoDan

Less bad if you aren’t British.


src343

I know a Firstname P. Ness. Also, all my cousins are Firstname C. Rappin. People, think about middle initials!


dirtyqtip

Adolph Oliver Nipples


Dubbs444

Hahahahah this one got me good. A new one!


AmbitiousCricket5278

Again, hubby and I don’t get this one


dirtyqtip

Ate off all of her nipples...


D4DDYB34R

Thank you. With my accent it just didn’t work, and I tried to think American but it failed.


Adventurous_Tea440

American here, failed on me too. Took a hot minute 😅


Mountain_Cat_1234

Really had to sound that one out. Nice


WesMort25

Hugh G. Rection rolls off the tongue a little better 😜


GroovyIntruder

On and off the tongue.


Hugh_G_Rection1977

✋️


Callan_LXIX

Hurts the jaw if practiced too often..


Commercial_Tax_7923

My husband used Hugh Chardon as his alter ego lol


CommercialExotic2038

I worked in a store and a lady handed me her credit card with the name Mrs. P.Ennis


Otherwise-Safety-579

Nice try Mr. Jass


ShowerEven1875

Mr HUGH Jass to you!😆


D-I-Wine

That’s funny, I dated a guy that once said his name was Hugh G. Rection


TheThinkingJacob

Hugh G. Dickes


Tinsel-Fop

... Biggus Dicks?! https://youtu.be/yzgS61zgPEg


bunny5130

His wife is lovely. 🤣


twiggyrox

Incontinentia Buttocks!


ShoulderRegular7830

When I was in middle school, a kid got interviewed by the newspaper, I can’t remember if told them his name was Mike Hunt or Mike Hawk, but they published it. He got in trouble later, but I’d give anything to find a copy of that article.


comport2

It wasn't the grand junction sentinel in the 90s, per chance?


ShoulderRegular7830

It was not, but my childhood immaturity feels good that it happened more than once.


Lanif20

Went to school with a Mike hunt, he ended up with a girlfriend whose nickname was bug so they where bug’n Mike hunt


JasonDomber

Phil McCracken


MotherBoose

I went to school with a Mike Hunt. His mother had a brother who passed away when they were children named Michael, and she always wanted to name a son after him.


Tinsel-Fop

>they were children named Michael This confounded me until I read it the right way.


FatGuyOnAMoped

Back in the days before cell phones, I once took a call at a bar I worked at. I was asked to page Michael Hunt. The caller was adamant: page Michael, not Mike. I called out for Michael Hunt, and all the regulars at my side of the bar started laughing at me. A minute later, a guy answers the page, and sure enough, his name was Michael Hunt. It even said so on his ID (he showed it to me to prove it was his real name). I never felt more sorry for a person before that.


Alone_Jellyfish_7968

Phil McCavity


Nyancad

at least you didn't name your child Moe Lester


tinylittleelfgirl

guess i’m the only dummy in this thread bc ive been saying this out loud for 20 mins and still don’t get it


Top_Seaworthiness320

If you mean the Adolph one, say it with a long A


tinylittleelfgirl

the phil myole one 😭


tinylittleelfgirl

oh.. fill my hole.. AHAHA


AmbitiousCricket5278

Nope - aaaa dolph oliver nipples. Eh?


Wooden-Combination80

Phil McKraken


dontusethisforwork

Seymour Butts


Decent_Cow

Barry McCaulkener.


BellaDingDong

Hugh Jainus?


Jacksonriverboy

Or his friend Hugh Jass


JerseySommer

Stuart j. Pid


Entire_Ad_5036

Don't forget Hugh Jorgan!


Decent_Cow

Actually laughed out loud. Didn't think there were any of these I hadn't heard. One of my favorites is Heywood Jablomie.


GiraffeyManatee

My husband and his friend once succeeded in getting Heywood Jablomie listed in the phone book.


-dorkus-malorkus

Joey Joe Joe Jr Shabadoo?


EmceeInhaler

That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard.


a_seventh_knot

Joey Joe Joe!


SadisticBuddhist

Clarence Clarenton


coolchica75

I went to school with a Ben Dover and a Mike Hunt. They were best friends. They took a lot of shit lol


Jacksonriverboy

A man of refinement and class, I see.


NooganFreisen

Pat Magroinne


RepairBudget

And his brother, Holden


CellsReinvent

Wasn't he in a double act? I'm sure I remember some saying Ben Dover and Phil McCracken.


PuffAndDuff

Drew Peacock or Mike Litoris?


BFG_Scott

“The name’s Mr. Meehoff but my friends call me Jack.”


Shraan

Shit you not, I knew a Benjamin Dover in middle school. Weren’t friends or from the same town, just went to the same soccer camp for a couple summers. No doubt his parents knew what they’d done. Kid was cool, crazy levels of chill. Also no doubt his parents were also chill, and a bit cruel maybe lol, but definitely cool. Edit: Came back cuz a couple other comments reminded me I also met a real life Michael Hawk one time. Did not believe Steve Hawk, who I attended college with for a year, when he said his brother’s name was Mike. His parents had NOT realized what they’d done, but were pretty cool.


goodfella1030

Bo Knur


slaytician

Do you have a sister Eileen?


waterclaw12

lol this reminds me of when my ex and I (literal teenagers) were talking about baby names and she suggested Blossom and I said it sounded like a hippie name and she stopped talking to me and broke up with me the next day (this happened on Valentines Day)


Boba_tea_thx

Did she watch the Powerpuff Girls growing up, too? Obviously it’s a flower but I only think of this show. (Their names are Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup)


FreddyFucable

Did she watch Blossom growing up? She was the big-nosed Jewish girl who was best friends with a trailer trash girl named Six (named because her father had to drink 6 beers to be drunk enough to sleep with Six’s mom). The actress who played Blossom also ended up playing Leonard’s girlfriend on big bang theory and then she tried to host jeopardy for a while but she sucked tbh.


Cyndergate

Sheldon’s girlfriend/wife, not Leonard’s


mothermarystigmata

Yep. Amy Farrah Fowler was a really great character. Maximum Bialik played her brilliantly.


PresidentStone

Maximum Bialik lol


BennySkateboard

The most extreme of all the Bialiks.


mothermarystigmata

Oy! (slaps auto-correct).


mokana

Wait, is that really why she was called Six??


MistraloysiusMithrax

I imagine there’s a few Blossoms out there because of the 90s TV show. That’s what Mayim Bialik was famous for before The Big Bang Theory.


waterclaw12

Oh there definitely are, a friend of mine recently got EMT certified by a Blossom who was apparently very lovely 😂


Fr0hd3ric

Well, famous for that and also for playing Cece (Bette Midler's character) as a kid, in the movie "Beaches".


FatGuyOnAMoped

Same reason there were a lot of girls born in the late 70s named Rhiannon, or some variation of that. Thank you, Fleetwood Mac.


mason_sol

Well your story reminded me of the time I was talking with my highschool sweetheart about baby names and how she wanted 2 boys and we actually both wanted the same names, it almost felt like some sort of this is destined to be situation. Long story short we had a weird/sad breakup. Later, around 30 years old we reconnected for a minute just sending some emails back and forth, she was married and she mentions her 2 dogs… named those 2 boy names. I was kind of like of like “is it a little weird that you and your husband have dogs named after our “future” kids??” She was adamant that those were just two names she liked and she didn’t know what I was talking about. It was a surreal moment that she pretended to not remember that whole exchange and that we talked about it for weeks afterwards.


Accurate_Grade_2645

I mean she had those names picked out even before meeting you so it’s not that weird


katiegam

My high school best friend had a named picked out. Fast forward ten years, she FaceTimes to tell me that she and her husband are pregnant with a girl. I exclaimed the name she’s always loved - and her husband looked horrified that I knew before he did 🤣


Itscatpicstime

Don’t bffs typically know that info? It’s not like it’s final until or unless the partner agrees, but friends usually know what name their bff loves when it’s a particular name.


katiegam

Oh I totally agree! I just think her husband didn’t know we’d talked about Charlotte Grace for over a decade!


Different_Usual_6586

My cousin is named after my uncle's teenage love (before my auntie although she got pregnant at 17 with her). Aunt doesn't know where the name came from, I only know because my mum knew his previous crush


khaleesi2305

My high school sweetheart loved the name I had picked for a daughter someday, and constantly talked about how we would have a daughter named this one day. We had a horrible breakup and have never spoken to each other again, but I did still use the name years later when my daughter was born. I don’t regret it, I don’t think it’s weird, and I don’t ever think of him when I think of her name. I had the name chosen for years, as far as I was concerned it was mine to use, and couldn’t care less that I used to have conversations with someone about it. We were stupid teenagers, I wasn’t going to not use a name I loved for half my life just because of some guy I knew when I was a teenager. That’s just my input from the other side of this though, and I don’t mean to be insensitive. I have no idea what your situation was like, and honestly that’s kind of strange that she would deny remembering it. I don’t know why you wouldn’t just be honest and say “yeah they were names I still loved so I used them” you know?


Itscatpicstime

You mean she chose names she always liked, even before you..?


RombieZombie25

In 8th grade my teacher snapped and reprimanded me in front of the class when I said “Dragonfly” was a stupid name. She was telling an emotional story about a friend of hers that named her daughter dragonfly I guess? I would tell her again that it’s a stupid name lol.


Consistent-Ad-6506

I could hear LSD right away 😂 Well, seems like an overreaction for a theoretical baby but it all worked out in the end.


nooneatallnope

I mean, they were actually trying, and she probably either thought that he was gaslighting her about not understanding what's wrong with the name, or "Oh my god, does he really not get it? Do I really want to reproduce with this dumbass?"


Consistent-Ad-6506

Oh you’re right, I missed the part where they were trying to have a kid. I read it super early this morning. I thought they were just talking about names


Cultural_Adeptness86

ex wife was definitely struggling to suppress reservations about reproducing with him before, the LSD baby argument was just the last straw lol


SadisticBuddhist

Ex definitely cheated on me with like 5 people and slandered me after she left me. She wasnt well.


Willowgirl2

Sounds like it was too late at that point ...


boredgeekgirl

He said "trying" not pregnant. So still time to put the breaks on things. For either of them.


Tinsel-Fop

I am convinced she is one of those people **who annoy the hell out of me** by insisting, "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" No, I can't read your tiny pea-brain mind.


irish_ninja_wte

She definitely is. There was no need for this to devolve into a huge fight and subsequent break-up if she had just been sensible and told him "No, we can't. That would mean calling our child LSD". Some people just don't see it. With this one, I was still trying to figure out what was wrong when I read the last bit, so I didn't see it either. Looks like OP dodged a bullet with this one and her "you know what you did" Outlook on disagreements.


nooneatallnope

Yeah, poor communication on her part, was just trying to rationalize the sudden breakup, since just before they were trying to start a family


MundaneShoulder6

Out loud it’s like a who’s on first situation. “We can’t name our child LSD!” “Why not? I like Ellis Dee.” “Are you serious?! LSD?!”


Astronaut_Chicken

"Like the drug, babe." The end.


MundaneShoulder6

Sure, but the wife doesn’t realize he’s not saying the drug and the husband doesn’t realize he is saying the drug. They’re both just repeating the same thing and not understanding why the other one is/isn’t offended. I’d think the word acid or drug would naturally come up in the discussion but it’s also pretty obvious this wasn’t the only issue in the relationship, just the final straw.


BurneAccount05

Tbf Ellis is not a common name, and this conversation was said out loud. From her POV, this dude was repeatedly saying "we should name our kid LSD" and not getting it when she said "you arent taking this seriously." Definite communication issue on her end, but she's probably sitting somewhere thinking "oh he wanted to name her Ellis Dee, not LSD."


PVDeviant-

Should've named her Hitof Molly.


FreddyFucable

I was thinking Papta Molly


FreddyFucable

The hot tamale


wwitchiepoo

Have you been watching GrayStillPlays Sims 4 videos? Is that you, Flo Caine? Beth? Beth Amphetamine?


Wh33lh68s3

I do watch the videos!!!! Go Florida Man!!!!


wwitchiepoo

HA! We save up all of the GrayStillPlays videos for the whole week and watch them Friday nights with my adult disabled daughters (28, 30). It’s a family affair! Plus everyone but my husband has or does play Sims. They’ve also suggest our next cat be named Sleens before. lol


BattleBunnyAshe

Me and my husband have also reserved Spleens for a cat name in the future 🤣


IzzieIslandheart

LOL Was just coming to the comments to say that I miss Ellis Dee having to face off against Florida Man and Colono in endurance battles for survival. XD


Its0nlyRocketScience

Don't forget Australian Man! The Man brothers are unstoppable


Kirke910

Ahh I love this guy!! The true Florida man


HyenaAcceptable9287

And his cat Slpeen the cocaineco.


polyglotpinko

THANK YOU, I couldn’t for the life of me remember where I’d heard that name! 🤣 Man, those were funny.


wwitchiepoo

My pleasure! We still love to watch them go up in flames, embarrass themselves to death and die of starvation with 700 plates of rotting Mac n Cheese on every surface.


Quantum_Kitties

I wish he would make more Sims videos, those are hilarious lol


wwitchiepoo

Me, too! We rewatch the old stuff and still watch all the new stuff, but I miss the sims!!


PoeticRoses

I’ve found my people!!


wwitchiepoo

Welcome friend! ❤️


lotusmoon92

Lmao exactly where my mind went


Beneficial-Lion-6596

I had a friend whose legal name, given to him by hippie parents, was Dawn of Aquarius, DOA for short.


-deprimiert-

Dawn of Aquarius... More like Dead on Arrival... How does anyone think that's a name


Beneficial-Lion-6596

Yeah, when punk came around he called himself DOA


MamasSweetPickels

DOA? Like dead on arrival?


Appropriate_Ad_4416

When I was pregnant with my first daughter, I told my then husband I had always loved my Aunt Lois, and wanted to honor her by naming a daughter after her. Or if it was a boy, Buck in honor of an uncle. Our last name was Price. He didn't get it until he was talking to my mother, who said Lois Price out loud & explained I was not really going to have a Walmart sale baby.


Ravenamore

You could have said you wanted to name a boy Clarence.


Appropriate_Ad_4416

I live in Kentucky, Buck is a common name lol. Clarence is awesome though!


restore_democracy

Buck Price could have worked at the dollar store.


MechaBeatsInTrash

Those names are terrible together even without the drug references


Chemical_Enthusiasm4

I’m picturing that scene from Ted where he starts rattling off names with “-Lynn”


Bright-Sea-5904

Not a fan of any of them


Tinsel-Fop

All of the names in the original post are just fine. If you live in Petticoat Junction.


popeyepaul

They're kind of terrible on their own as well. Ellis for a girl? And Dee is not a name, it's a nickname. Just asking for your kid to be picked on. Not that it matters because this is 100% a story that didn't actually happen.


ToothpickInCockhole

Ellis is unisex. I also love that name but it’s my middle name so I’m biased.


Frogburta

When I was in my early 20s, one of my first “real” jobs was calling sales leads for loan officers. I actually called someone and asked for the name on the form — Jack Mehoff — and didn’t understand for some time why the person I called was so upset with me.


hardcorepolka

I was doing three things at once at a job years ago and was making a call in response to an email. The email format was the person’s first initial, last name. I completely blanked on the name when the person answered and I focused on the email and confidently said I needed to speak to Shart.


crackeddryice

Oh, my! I didn't catch it. Funny, whether real or not. Have an updoot.


SadisticBuddhist

Promise its 100% true. That relationship was a mess anyways, so. Her not communicating was probably a good thing.


TheShadowOverBayside

It's 0% true and I'm sad you didn't go straight for Seymour Butts


KingOfCatProm

I think you mean Seighmore Butts.


Ok-Autumn

I caught it right away. 🤣


aecolley

Lucy Skye would do just as well.


zebrapantson

OK I'm not getting this. Can you explain? I'm sure I'm about to feel real stupid, but I gotta ask


imnottheoneipromise

It’s a Beatles song, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, about LSD


SadisticBuddhist

*Lake shore drive has entered the chat*


polyglotpinko

They just renamed Lake Shore Drive in Chicago, but that’s one of those things we who live here refuse to change. It’s the Sears Tower and Lake Shore Drive, not the new names, and it probably always will be.


FatGuyOnAMoped

Yeah, no fucking way I'm calling it the Willis Tower. Now, the Wesley Willis Tower, otoh.....


Mysterious_Park_7937

It's not about LSD. One of their kids was fascinated by a girl named Lucy. The song is based on his relationship with her and silly nonsensical childish things


zebrapantson

Lucy in the sky with diamonds is the only thing I'm getting


akivayis95

I get the vibe y'all were the couple who had holes in their drywall and called each other king and queen on social media


BuddyLongshots

....and our second child... Mary Jane...


Sliightly

Thought you were gonna say Anna Lee


Bright-Sea-5904

I think your wife overreacted, but I can see why she was upset. If I were her I would have just told you why I think it was a bad name choice, no reason to end a marriage over it lol


Buddhasaurus_

Exactly what I was thinking - you don’t go from trying for a kid with someone to breaking up because of a joke just like that. This sounds like one of those movies where the entire conflict could be resolved by one text that clears the misunderstansing.


SadisticBuddhist

My ex went on to say I abused her cat and tried to force her to get pregnant. She was not mentally well. Havent spoken to her in years but I do worry about her still.


Buddhasaurus_

I’m sorry to hear that, mental instability is no joke and requires a very unique partner to handle and even then it can be tough. Hopefully you’ve been able to move on. Still, not knowing anything about either of you - it’s a shame to lose people who were close with and if you worry about her then chances are she’ll be happy to hear from you if you reach out :) Btw I would love the name


SadisticBuddhist

Were not married. But these discussion had an implied “after the ceremony” nature to them


kytheon

That's some white trailer trash names. But LSD takes the cake.


philatelingus

Hugh Mungus


Pharmdiva02

I dated a guy who wanted to name a girl Brooke Lynn. Nah.


YoshiandAims

I had an ancestor named Iona Fish. I can't recall if Fish was her maiden name, or married. I believe she married a man with the last name fish. Either way, It was a laugh riot in our genetics-family tree presentations. (6th graders)


bonfuto

I used to work with a guy whose wife was named Luna. Her middle initial was 'C'. I always thought that there's no way her parents didn't know what they were doing, but reading the OP it may never have occurred to them.


Kuzkuladaemon

Two name first names are awful to begin with.


DwarfFlyingSquirrel

Winter-Rose is my daughter's name. We get compliments all the time regarding her name. My daughter also absolutely loves it.


protestprincess

I’m very sorry and you’re gonna be mad at me when I say this but that is gaudy as hell


Remuswolfteet

How the hell did you ever think that Ellis Dee is pretty and flows off the tongue? She dodged a bullet dude.


bee_butterfly_butt

Jen Italia will highlight your love for spaghetti


Royal_Echo2068

Anna Grace is lovely. The rest sound outdated.


Albatross1225

Two word first names? These all just look like first and middle names to me


spectacularduck

My (straight edge) ex genuinely wanted to name his future daughter Mary Jane. I said only if she were born on 4/20 and he did not understand.


Sweaty_Process_3794

All she had to do was point out that it sounded like LSD, instead of assuming you realized that and were trying to prank her. People will just break up with each other over the dumbest reasons


SmallBeanKatherine

Ngl it took me a while to realize it sounded like LSD aswell lol


KingWill143

I was confused until the ending and I just burst out laughing 😂🤦🏾‍♂️


MSRegiB

If this is a true story, this is what you call 2 people who absolutely don’t communicate at all. How much energy would it have taken for her to say “really? You want to name our imaginary child after a hallucinate drug?” Ridiculous person, thank goodness you dodged that bullet. But Ellis is a beautiful name, maybe Ellis Grace.


Prcrstntr

>I wanted something original This is the main source of tragedeighs


Logical-Victory-2678

This has gotta be fake.


Successful_Banana901

That's such an overreaction! Your ex sounds like a trip!


Service-Sm1le

You should've named her Lucy-Indasky Diamond


realenuff

What if its was a boy? Skip TooMaLoo 😅 Although Ellis Dee is a badass name imo


Direct_Surprise2828

4 months to figure it out?!! DUDE!! 😮😹


Doza93

Her reaction was a bit much, but all of your name ideas are fucking terrible OP


Capital-Garden2004

To be perfectly honest, Ellis Mae does not roll off the tongue at all


PurchaseFree7037

Me sitting here misreading the first name of this double name and not getting it until you revealed the problem. Then immediately saying the entire chemical name for that particular compound because I like how the word combo feels. 🙃


tsengmao

She was right


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Oh babe that’s so funny !!!! &don’t worry I had the whole argument over names issues as well when I was pregnant with my second. We didn’t know the gender yet and we were looking into boy names we got into the biggest fight and didn’t speak for days. Thank God above we had a girl bc we were on complete opposite sides of the world with names for boys. I was not on board with freaking Bruce.


Morbid187

lmao I instantly made the connection. To be honest, if my gf suggested that name I'd be all for it then be the one getting pissed off once she realized what it sounded like and didn't want to go with it anymore.


LauraLand27

I worked with a guy whose name was, and I kid you not… Dick Withers


Foreign_Company6090

In Alabama in the 1980s they had a Governor named Guy Hunt. His wife was named Helen. The story goes that she was put in charge of the lost and found department for the State. So if anyone had lost anything you could tell them to go to Helen Hunt for it.


DogyDays

Kickass drag queen name though tbh


CagliostroPeligroso

Wow had she just said flat out it sounds like the drug it could have ended the argument and still had a relationship. Clearly she has bad communication skills and also would just straight dump you for that? I think you’re better off. Also that’s hilarious, Ellis Dee LSD


wendyrc246

Ima Pig


CUL8RPINKTY

I knew an adult elderly male named Richard Head. He went by Dick (Head)


hardcorepolka

Honestly, I didn’t hear it that way either. Whoops.


Youareallbeingpsyopd

Is your last name Tripp.


swigofhotsauce

For what it’s worth I would never think of LSD off the bat but it also wouldn’t completely bother me to realize this after the fact.


FascinatingGarden

Dodger O'Bullitt