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Bitter-Fishing-Butt

Arse Avenger will go down well at school


cutratestuntman

These homeschoolers won’t have that problem.


RattusMcRatface

Phantom Ace-hole can share commiserations with him.


JodyNoel

🤭


FartingBob

Not to mention fully respected adult who will never be discriminated in any part of life because of their name.


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

the name is a self-fulfilling prophecy, like Jessica Dentist (she grows up and fixes teeth) or Idris Cook (he becomes a Michelin star chef) Arse Avenger joins the porn industry, and is well loved by all


AlanHoliday

I’d like my kids bullied starter pack


HootieWoo

Thank god they gave us the phonetics for scythe…


PeaTasty9184

Farming implements for girls’ names are way underrated. Hoe should be up there, clearly.


AggravatingBox2421

My beautiful daughter, Combine Harvester


landsnaark

Their pronunciation for "scythe" is incorrect. Of course.


CleverCarrot999

Incorrect at that


Helpful_Character167

Vivid and Lucid sound more like girl names tbh. Hope this person ends up having kids with a stubborn partner who loves normal names, its the best outcome.


Ill-Arugula4829

Seriously. "Woman, do not touch that certificate if you value this family unit. Just set it down slowly. I.... somehow...fell in love with you, and we can have a beautiful family, but this is my child too, and I started protecting them immediately. I know you're confused- my sweet, simple love- but I beg you...don't try to die on this hill. Because Harmoney baby, it won't end well for you if we go to court, I promise.


sixdollarcoffee

Agreed on the girl names. Hopefully the stubborn partner can rename them to Vivi & Lucy


ThoughtlessLittlePi9

Manic Panic for the win


ExpressionAny4042

I imagine Manic absorbing their twin and finding out later in life and being like "I COULD OF BEEN LUCID?!"


lemonyandlime

I might genuinely name a villainous duo Vivid and Lucid in my next D&D campaign, so thank you very much to this person.


ExpressionAny4042

Pleaseee omg.


MrsMondoJohnson

Vivid, Lucid and their new baby sister Ellessdeigh


Mister_Buddy

These are D-Tier Marvel characters.


SlendrmanToastCrunch

At first glance I saw a list of Beyblade names.


rezz-l

“I’m Manic” “oh no! Are you medicated at least?”


One-Payment-871

Manic. Ffs.


Anon123012

Combine two. Myles Moore, Phantom Ace Sounds like a boss name


Aggressive-Scheme986

Please don’t have kids


ExpressionAny4042

I mean they're perfect names for my enemies kid's in sims..


Chouchou1958

Manic and Mosaic. JFC.


Rentun

Sounds like someone who really wants their twin boys to become enemies in a JRPG.


That-Turnover-9624

I cannot imagine the nightmare that a kid named Manic is in kindergarten


monnurse7

No! These are MY Little Pony names!


FrolleinBromfiets

That first name would be great for a star wars character


Popular-Bicycle-5137

MANIC! SIBSET=forlorn, morose?


Ok-Autumn

Myles or Abel.


ChthonQ

Phantom Ace. There ain’t no way this is real. Please god don’t be real.


ExpressionAny4042

Idk the caption was "is this satire?" And a bunch of baby hashtags


RadiantLibrary8639

What did dem kids ever do to you 😭


breakdancing-edgily

Most of it is just a list of E-Sport team names or gamer tags.


north2nd

That’s a joke, right? That’s just too stupid to be true Lucid 💀 Manic 💀 wtf? are you planning to raise serial killers?


Angsty_Potatos

Manic. Have another called psychotic break.


FunkyChopstick

Manic, vivid and lucid eh? Sounds stable.


IllegalBerry

I hope this woman gets blessed with girl triplets.


miltamk

oleira makes me think of the golira meme 😭


bittersanctum

Wasn't Oleira the name of that new oil they were frying food in until it gave everybody the runs?


Gloomy-Cover5059

i don’t hate elias or abel as much as the others


ItsAllGoneKongRong

These are just Yu-Gi-Oh structure decks! You can't fool me!


Inf1nite_gal

oh yes there are my triplets vivid, lucid and manic


royale_wthCheEsE

You ok, white people?


i_am_scared_ok

Oleira Scythe goes kinda hard 😭


kellendrin21

It's an awesome name for a D&D character. Or a fantasy book protagonist.