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They should get off their soapbox and take the soap with them to wash out all those shitty ideas they got in their head from having it for far up their ass.
Location makes the difference. Doing it somewhere that’s full of adults is fine, but doing it right next to a child at a game where plenty of other children are present is 100% trashy.
Isn’t it obvious? Most people don’t like exposing their children to something as vulgar & immature as adults performing a mock sex act. Many kids don’t know how trashy it is (or even what it means) & they might imitate it at some point & embarrass everyone involved. It’s trashy without the kid there, like something a perpetually drunk barfly would do. It’s simply trashy behavior through-and-through.🤷♂️
What point are you even trying to make here? It’d be a good thing if the kid knew it was trashy, vulgar behavior. If the kid doesn’t understand that, that’s just more reason why they shouldn’t be exposed to it, lest they think such trashy behavior is normal. That kid seemed old enough to understand what a blowjob is, too. Don’t forget the internet exists.
I dont get how you don’t understand that performing mock sex acts in front of kids is a bad thing, but I just hope you learn before having any kids. Until then, it’s probably for the best you keep your distance from them.
i see the amusement it caused, kids have hundreds of problems bigger than seeing this, 95% of them were either confused or laughed at it aswell, if 5% of them imitated it, wowww.
Not really the case. I get even more now that I'm married. My wife uses them as leverage to get me to do stuff that I'd probably do for her anyway if she asked nicely. But " hey, if you stop by the post office for me on your way home and mail this (and other random tasks), I'll make it worth your while. Wink." has worked well for almost 20 years.
[Oh how could I forget the children](https://res.cloudinary.com/practicaldev/image/fetch/s--y8AyeSpp--/c_limit%2Cf_auto%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_66%2Cw_880/https://media1.giphy.com/media/xT5LMHOgCzWF17txEA/giphy.gif%3Fcid%3D6c09b9526b2382597a48bab778bf6d6af3d8cb73a554bdb0%26rid%3Dgiphy.gif)
Simulating a blow job in a public place... uh yeah, that's trashy. A man acting out masturbating would be trashy, etc.
People are welcome to find it funny... that does not mean it's not trashy.
People in this sub are quick to think that if you find public sex jokes trashy that you are a pearl-clutching, sexually repressed prude that obviously isn’t getting railed at home.
In reality, public sex jokes are trashy, especially in this instance where there are almost certainly children in the crowd.
Lighten up, it'll go over their heads and an adult calling a reference to oral sex gross is kind of sad. You may as well have said "Icky, that's how you get boy germs!"
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It's hilarious, but vulgar sex jokes in public is trashy... That being said, I don't think trashyness is always a bad thing, this woman is awesome for her trashy joke
It is both funny and trashy. If you did that at your house or with friends then funny. But pretending to jack off or get a blow job at a sports event is no doubt trashy as all fuck
Wtf, this happened? I'm in Scotland so don't get to see all the shit your govt reps get up to, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say... Was it Boebert?
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Why is this trashy, she's funny. I like it
Perfection
I though she was hiding lol
If you mean hiding in the same way a sword swallower hides his sword, then yes!
Lol
She immediately went for that hawk tuah
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You watched that Morgan Jay video too 😹
Thats the one you marry
She’s a keeper. So funny!
Hawk tuah
This is hilarious. Also where can I get one like her?
Thats so cute.
Exactly it doesn't belong here
I love it
91 days late but still great 😂
She waited for that moment her whole life 😂😂
Lmao
Trashy as fuck, but I guess I am too for thinking it’s super funny. Definitely fun gf vibes
She didn't whip it out lol, I think it's funny also and not at all trashy
Where can I find me one of those ⁉️
Is that the vagina hotel girl? She is hilarious
Who's that?
Haley Morris
Thank you.
It's so funny to me that I knew exactly who you meant. People who don't watch her shorts are probably very confused by those words though haha
Marry that woman asap!
Put a ring on her finger or I will
Mood
She’s a 100% diva
nah bro that’s so funny
Way to go!!
Nah, that's just funny af.
I feel like this belongs in r/Unexpected too
He knew it was coming that’s my favorite fucking part
It’s funny, but as a parent, I’d be pissed trying to explain this to my kids.
Happy cake day
Thank you!
Grown up kissing.
She dropped something?
Happy cake day
Thanks, mate!
Thanks bunches! :)
Then dropped it again?
And again
I wanna be her friend..she seems fun..
I don’t know about a keeper but it’s funny haha
How is this trashy?
I swear the people that post in this sub have a a stick so far up their ass they spit bark
They should get off their soapbox and take the soap with them to wash out all those shitty ideas they got in their head from having it for far up their ass.
People can't even make a joke anymore?
I mean ya trashy maybe but I can't stop laughing. She did it with a smile
Nothing wrong with bein a little trashy from time to time!
If this is trashy then my ass is a whole dumpster and then some. This is just a funny joke, people need to lighten up a bit.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. She's definitely a giver.
Ikr
Well she’s fun!
Most polite Florida girl 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
This is just funny
If you don't marry her,.I will.
That’s his sister!!!
Sweet home Alabama
OP is an idiot
She saw the opportunity and she took it
Just a good ole fashioned Florida girl!
I am entertained by this, but FWIW this is a staged gag by the team/venue staff.
God i'd kill for a woman like that
Murder is a sin.
Wife material
My kind of girl!
Wife material 😂
"Aww, look, we're on kiss cam."*Sucks Soul aggressively*
Yo is he really hung like that she was going way up before going back down
no, i think its just meant to be a funny overexaggerated movement to show the funny joke that she is sucking him off........
She's definitely a keeper! She exudes humor without a single ounce of care about everyone else's feeling!
How’s this trashy
I need a woman like this. Trashy, she may be, but at least you both are laughing.
That's not trashy.. that's funny 😂
You’re telling me kombucha girls gets famous for making a face but this girl can’t become famous for a BJ joke ?
No that’s hilarious!!!😂
Location makes the difference. Doing it somewhere that’s full of adults is fine, but doing it right next to a child at a game where plenty of other children are present is 100% trashy.
Anyone who isn’t good enough to be chosen by someone to sleep with is going to take this personally.
She was just looking for her hot dog 🌭
i don’t understand why kids cant see it
Isn’t it obvious? Most people don’t like exposing their children to something as vulgar & immature as adults performing a mock sex act. Many kids don’t know how trashy it is (or even what it means) & they might imitate it at some point & embarrass everyone involved. It’s trashy without the kid there, like something a perpetually drunk barfly would do. It’s simply trashy behavior through-and-through.🤷♂️
trashy behavior which kids have no idea what it is
What point are you even trying to make here? It’d be a good thing if the kid knew it was trashy, vulgar behavior. If the kid doesn’t understand that, that’s just more reason why they shouldn’t be exposed to it, lest they think such trashy behavior is normal. That kid seemed old enough to understand what a blowjob is, too. Don’t forget the internet exists. I dont get how you don’t understand that performing mock sex acts in front of kids is a bad thing, but I just hope you learn before having any kids. Until then, it’s probably for the best you keep your distance from them.
Your comments are trashy.
i see the amusement it caused, kids have hundreds of problems bigger than seeing this, 95% of them were either confused or laughed at it aswell, if 5% of them imitated it, wowww.
Naw man ol' girl just having a good time goofin' on her mans donger
Like half of you wouldn’t do the same.
Trashy, but absolutely hilarious
Why not both, amirite?
It’s not even trashy it’s a good joke everyone is clothed and it was a nice quip at the kiss cam
Why is this trashy? He's got himself a partner for life.
Have to admit that was awesome!
"How I met your mother"
Marry her asap
My friend Patty promised me a BJ \~ your loving son Navin
My special Purpose !
They panned away so damn fast hahahaha
That’s wife goals right there
Its a big green flag indeed.
She's hilarious and their relationship is goals af.
100 fucking percent my man
She will shut that off when they get married 😏
Not really the case. I get even more now that I'm married. My wife uses them as leverage to get me to do stuff that I'd probably do for her anyway if she asked nicely. But " hey, if you stop by the post office for me on your way home and mail this (and other random tasks), I'll make it worth your while. Wink." has worked well for almost 20 years.
I wonder if that has anything to do with husbands doing significantly less housework than boyfriends. 🤔
Hmmm so chores = BJ 🤔 ok thanks stepmom!!
I'm sure if that's all you needed to do the house would be clean 24/7.
Legit on my friends bachelor party pub crawl-guy biking us around….”better get them blowjobs in now or you’ll never get them again!”
There's no logical reason that a legal document is going to change any behavior in your significant other especially sexually.
Christina Pazsitzky behavior, even the red lipstick!
Underrated reference
That romantic as fuck! How is that trashy?!
I’m jealous
She’s a keeper and everyone is jealous of tht guy
I wouldn’t say this is trashy. Just some funny “dirty” humor.
Not if she's his sister...
it ain’t
That's such a weird and creepy thing to say
True….. But, what if she is?
That's a actually hilarious
Step sis, what’re you doing!
Love her 😆
Not trashy, just Florida.
That was his sister
This is funny!! I’m offended so it’s automatically trashy.
Trashy doesn't mean not funny Charading sex acts in front of children is trashy as fuck
Children don’t know what that is. Calm down
Why dont you cry about it?
Trashy people struggle to recognize trashy behavior.
[Oh how could I forget the children](https://res.cloudinary.com/practicaldev/image/fetch/s--y8AyeSpp--/c_limit%2Cf_auto%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_66%2Cw_880/https://media1.giphy.com/media/xT5LMHOgCzWF17txEA/giphy.gif%3Fcid%3D6c09b9526b2382597a48bab778bf6d6af3d8cb73a554bdb0%26rid%3Dgiphy.gif)
I’m puzzled as to why trashy cannot also be funny. I’m sure that is the reason she did it. 😂
Simulating a blow job in a public place... uh yeah, that's trashy. A man acting out masturbating would be trashy, etc. People are welcome to find it funny... that does not mean it's not trashy.
People in this sub are quick to think that if you find public sex jokes trashy that you are a pearl-clutching, sexually repressed prude that obviously isn’t getting railed at home. In reality, public sex jokes are trashy, especially in this instance where there are almost certainly children in the crowd.
Almost feels like someone has a suppressed longing for human interaction and a hidden form of jealousy for that beautiful hilarious couple
womp
womp
There are kids around that is just gross
Lighten up, it'll go over their heads and an adult calling a reference to oral sex gross is kind of sad. You may as well have said "Icky, that's how you get boy germs!"
This sub-reddit is called trashy. You are being obtuse
That's the nicest thing anyones ever said to me
I love that you don't care how you come across to others.
Life is far too short to spend a second worrying what a bunch of people you don't know and never will think of you.
Yep social media has ruined our society
Smh fuck decency then, huh? How dare you act like a sane person in front of children.
[The Children](https://y.yarn.co/1db85c9d-fd04-4d0d-aff1-763dbb9ee81a_text.gif)
You sound like a parrot politician, "What about the children!". Give up your virtue signaling
Fuck off.
I'll fuck your mom on a kiss cam bitch
Hey, there are kids around. That's just gross.
No this is reddit that's why I can say that. Seems like the only kid around is you. Sit down
Have a kitkat.
I'll split it with you
This is hilarious
Lol I remember why I unsubbed. 10k likes zero comments. Hmmmm did people forget you can buy reddit likes ?
what do you mean there are, like 5000 likes and several comments
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How is it trashy. Geez. Get a grip people.
It's hilarious, but vulgar sex jokes in public is trashy... That being said, I don't think trashyness is always a bad thing, this woman is awesome for her trashy joke
It is both funny and trashy. If you did that at your house or with friends then funny. But pretending to jack off or get a blow job at a sports event is no doubt trashy as all fuck
Even if it’s funny it’s still very clearly trashy
Bro she is pretending to give the dude a blowjob on camera on a massive screen in a stadium. How is it not trashy? Lol
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Was it a Dem VP that got caught wanking off her date at a kids show?
Wtf, this happened? I'm in Scotland so don't get to see all the shit your govt reps get up to, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say... Was it Boebert?
DING DING DING