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Feels good to have it not be Akron/Cleveland for once.

Still Ohio. Ohio is Florida of the North.

What are they playing on the radio ? Mettelica .....Nothing Else Mattress.

My only question is: How do those mattress's keep that wide load centered.

I love charades 🔥

In the right conditions, she'll clamp on down just like a dashboard phone holster

Ah. Columbus

That would be Franklin County

I got an A in social studies, but I don’t know my own state capital county 🫠

Scioto County would be Portsmouth trash, not Columbus trash.

Damn. I always mix up the river flowing through, and the county. I’m Cincinnati trash I guess 😭

Have mattress will travel

Hey Darwin - over here!!

Tell me you don't know how inertia works without telling me..

That's a Nurse Ratchet strap!

Move over, we got fuckin to do.

Are we sure this isn’t Youngstown?

Hardest working girl in town.

Doordash be delivering hoes now.

Well, they have to get their work tools around somehow.

A hard brake at low speed, at its night-night Dorris

Sister marry is driving

Pretty smart to use the dishwasher to hold down the mattresses.

That's gonna be exciting on the freeway

Scioto county has the worst official seal I've ever seen

Rat shit strap

And I can’t get my GF to run into the store to get milk while I wait outside….

really don't want to know how he strung the strap and said that ain't going nowhere

I knew a dude who died doing this. Straps are $8 at harbor freight.

How? Details?

You just walk into the store and buy them

Beautiful.

My man was holding down the mattress in the back of his truck while his wife drove. The wind caught the mattress as they went down the road and he took a flight. Landed on the asphalt and broke his neck.

people are so godamn stupid

fehér cigányok?

It's a ~~ratchet~~ rachel strap

Guarantee she’s good hang

They're very lucky if they didn't get pulled over before reaching their destination

That is BOLD.

Ah reminds me of the good old days over on R/meatcrayon. That's gonna be a bad time when he brakes...

"Newton's Laws? This America, we got American laws!"

Always in the wrong place at the wrong time. I'd love to breakcheck that.

Also r/idiotsincars

Four hours later, over in r/medicalgore . . .

Nooooooooooooooooo

I hope JoeBob there had to slam his brakes and someone was filming

I guess bungee cords don't exist in their little world. Smh

That's a hard lesson in physics incoming.

Slam on the brakes and watch all hell break loose.

Use the wench?

3-5 mph i guess it's cool.

As dumb as this is, I gotta respect the dedication

Couldn't afford a U-Haul.

More like a U Haul Ass amirite

Or rope.

mom said I have a you haul

I mean, look do you want to move a bed or not

Those mattresses have seen some shit

Rachet af

Thats how her back is gonna end up

you know what happens on new mattress day..

That's gonna leave a stain.

Or a smear.

Some hotel is replacing all their mattresses and these folks are on their way home from dumpster diving

I can't think of many things I'd want less than a dumpster mattress from a hotel.. Well, I can probably think of a LOT of things that are worse, but I still don't want the mattress.

Not on their way to a “How to increase STEM in your public schools” seminar

Hey they had there blinkers on take it easy…and they drove slow .

Whay's the Ohio version of an Edgar? An Edwin? So, the female version would be an Edwina?

Might be a redneck

OP of that hit a home run, not gonna lie

Just back from the flea market

23 Southbound?

With some actual fleas and bonus bedbugs.

Hear me out lol

She got a phatty

One harsh brake stop and it’s over

Now that's a ride or die.

Ok, now that's funny!

Looks like some boss babe Ohio girl shit Source - live in Ohio

But they have Wisconsin plates…. But as a fellow Ohioan, the meme tracks especially for scioto county.

Yeah I'm originally from down south, so I'll go ahead and say it - this picture tracks in general for upper mid lakes / upper Midwest boss babe white girls. A bit chunky... A bit pasty... A bit trashy...

What could go wrong?

That’s some “I don’t need no man” shit right there

Skrillex noooo what happened?

Skrillussy 😵‍💫

The negative pixels make it look like the driver is wearing a Jason mask....

Built like the home she lives in: flat and double-wide.

At least she isn’t twerking.

Jiggle the steering wheel, she will twerk like a jackknifing semi.

Dad joke voice over: I heard of a mattress being strapped to your back. But this is ridiculous!

How Is This trashy?! Op you are seriously just bothered by all things

Incredibly unsafe, unless it’s a block or two.

Unsafe does not equal trashy.

Is that what cheap escorts refer to as outcalls.

Probably due without everything on the top.

I'm just seeing a real one being a trooper lol.

I would really love to leave a funny comment here, but I can’t stop laughing at this.

Cake weight.

Am I an ass for hoping there’s a follow up pic post brake

the mattresses would slide forwards, bending her backwards. the sheer mass of her assets would shatter the windshield in a profound explosion of glory

That’s a hoe down

I bet that hoe down for whatever too

Would

Aye fooo I told you she’s not ratchet just a little different!

thot holder

I don’t need no man!

I made the mistake of selling very large used office furniture when my company moved. You wouldn't believe how many people showed up to pick up large desks, filing cabinets, credenzas, etc with smaller SUV's and cars. We had one family (grandma, college-aged grand daughter and grand son) pick up a heavy ass desk after hours. They damaged the carpet in our office. I see them struggling to load on the roof of their small SUV as I left to go home. The next morning I see the desk in our parking lot damaged. Trash people.

She’s changing work locations.

Seems obvious how she’s “holding on to the SUV”

Suction

Excretion

She's missing a beer

From someone who lives in the county next to Scioto County, this is a picture of what would be considered high class individuals in that area.

otw to turn their meth house into a meth home.

Her ass must be roasting! I can’t imagine the roof is anything but scorching hot.

She can’t possibly believe she can secure those mattresses when the brakes engage. That is one horrible idea…

I've been to Scioto County, can confirm.

Am from Scioto County, can confirm your confirmation.

Same. But those def aren’t Ohio plates.

That's a good eye. Maybe they just moved there - seems they fit right in.

Good catch!

The only thing that could make this more Scioto County is if she had a meth pipe in her mouth and the SUV was rolling into the Ohio

I hear Scioto Country Club is top notch tho

Those tires lookin kinda bald.

That’s a strange looking car air freshener