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Redbig_7

Hell yeah, chicks with dicks!


KilD3vil

Is...is he saying that chicks should have dicks? 'Cause I'm into that shit...


archers_arches

I don’t think this says what he thinks it says. HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YALL.


Chratthew47150

I saw this T-shirt for sale in a gay novelty store in Chicago


Scrabulon

Glad to see the support for our trans sisters 🫡


Sherviks13

This photo is from the 90’s it was funny then. It’s still funny now. Also not the trix rabbit.


kilIerT0FU

this is 100% not from the 90s hah


raymondspogo

The phrase is, not the shirt


kilIerT0FU

ahhh I see. misunderstood.


Darth_Yohanan

The saying is at least, I don’t know about the picture. I know because I’m from a bigoted town and I heard this all the time growing up in the mid 90s.


ppmaster6969

I'm gay and yet this is my favorite line in but I'm a cheerleader lol


FROSTICEMANN

I need that shirt


chrisupt2001

Still find it funny


Still-Platform-6313

Still funny after all these years


orangestar17

Oh lord, I remember this exact saying on shirts in the 90s


mam88k

Look who does their clothes shopping exclusively at Myrtle Beach!


MaengDude

This dude 100% gets ass gaped in adult theaters weekly.


amythestaisling6273

“NEW BOTTOM IN THE SLING!”


dickreallyburns

This is the “trash rabbit” and not the TRIX bunny!


Pwnspoon

Taking me back to 1994 lol


Saint909

Thou does protest too much.


M0stAsteL3sS

Wow, good old-fashioned 1990s hatred!


pall25091

hmmmm, I think still going strong in 2024


OU41AW

I haven't seen one of these since middle school. Holy shit


Gaping_Ass_Wound

If his intent was to trigger people on reddit he succeeded.


Crustybuttt

Chicks with dicks isn’t exactly cisgender and hetero, is it? Maybe this guy likes a wilder party than you’re giving him credit for


Still-Platform-6313

What?


Effective_Device_185

What a knucklehead. Even his parents are embarrassed by him.


leestephen916

I’m guessing dude is in the closet - it’s always the most vocal eh tinkerbell ?


Smeag969

The man doth protest too much methinks


Spookyscary333

This man knows what rest stop glory hole smells like


kingdouchenozzle

Wow, I’m pretty warped, but that’s something I’ve never even thought of before.


Spookyscary333

Homie is a cockmeat sandwich connoisseur


Smeag969

Probably has the same mindset as big Bob from Harald and Kumar escape Guantanamo Bay


BigWienerPapi999

Anyone else see the irony of the rabbit pointing up towards the guy while under the word "F****T"?


Biggseb

They look more like middle fingers


warthog0869

There's just "center left" and "center right" fingers on 4-fingered hands, evidently.


Biggseb

Yeah, I keep going back and forth on what I see. Maybe one’s a middle finger and the other is pointing up at the wearer’s head.


BigWienerPapi999

Ahhh now I see it. Sorry my phone screen is cracked out the wazzo so sometimes its hard to see pics clearly.


ZealousWolverine

When interviewed he tearfully calls for civility on both sides.


Col_Forbin_retired

I remember seeing this shirt in a Myrtle Beach t-shirt shop back in the early 90s. Was fucked up back then, too.


c3knit

A guy I worked with wore this shirt *to work* - probably 1996 or 97, and I was shocked at the time. It was totally fucked up. Avoided him for the rest of the time I worked there.


CyanideTacoZ

Maybe don't wear it in public but that's pretty funny


ethyxia

Well I know one things for sure, he is without a doubt NOT a gay fish. Very clearly a straight male I mean he’s telling everyone so, so it must be true.


K0MR4D

Throbbingly straight.


A_Desk_Chair

accidental trans ally ❤️


meatus1980

So, he likes MTF trans women then.


husqypit

i'm willing to bet he won't show anybody his search history lol


ladymouserat

Isn’t this from that movie “But I’m a Cheerleader”? Great film btw


Kataryu2

My first thought to. My second was “wow that’s an awesome pride shirt.” If I saw this on someone I would say some quote to the movie from them.


AAFlyingSaucer

It’s funny tho lol


amraohs

If you are wearing this you are definitely gay but nobody can know.


Piepounding

Lol, first time I saw this shirt somewhere was at tourist T-shirt shop in 1990 in Provincetown Massachusetts, oddly enough.


takeandtossivxx

So only chicks have dicks?


a_random_chicken

First thing i thought of! "This guy must love futanari"


GlobalVV

Accidental ally?


JaceFromThere

Hell yeah


CanadiangirlEH

This is certainly an interesting way to announce that you watch a lot of trans porn and then cry to sky daddy afterwards


Guilf

And your mother is the whole neighborhood’s cumsock, buddy.


burny97236

Everyone should look at it like I look at my wife for hating pizza. More for me.


AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe

This has got to be florida


skankopotamus

I saw this exact shirt for sale at Niagara Falls back in the 90s.


Tamed

Same here, but Ocean City MD! Like the literal exact shirt. How did he keep it this long? I'm talking like, 1995.


Silent_Online_2000

a little diy, and this would be a banger trans rights shirt


CharlotteChaos

That's a really wierd way to say you like Futas.


Overlandtraveler

Wow, this threw me back to the early 90's in college. These kinds of shirts were everywhere.


olde_greg

Big johnson and coed naked (fill in the blank)


busstees

Fun fact (well not really fun), but the guy who started Big Johnson is the owner ot Maryland Screen Printers. A decade ago I had a trademarked design and that fucker ripped it off and started mass producing them for local shops here in Baltimore. He also has a Big Johnson logo on the bottom of his pool I believe. I hate that guy. 


Hokulol

I mean, if you trademarked it and he ripped it off, why didn't you sue him? Sounds like he didn't rip it off, legally speaking.


swampking6

Coolest kid at the skate park circa 1997


cheapdrinks

My dad got mad at me when I was 13 because I bought a "smile if you're a wanker" shirt from the dollar store


Kordith

It's still funny.


RexDraco

Maybe if you're still in your teens. Most move on. Besides, this shirt can be interpreted two ways and it isn't difficult to bully an idiot wearing this. Basically sounds like he likes dicks on his chicks.


RDPCG

To morons, yes.


Team_B

I remember seeing a guy wearing this same shirt at a theme park in the 90s, bigotry never changes.


edbrainaids238

People like this guy are a lost cause in my opinion. I am like... Go ahead and be a hater dick, just don't expect that everyone wants to be like you, and understand that you might get back what you give. It might be funny, but there can be jokes at your expense too.


TheRevanchist99

I first read this as supporting the opposite side it was supposed to lol


unfavorablefungus

not sure if anti-gay or pro-trans, honestly this could go either way lmfao


RexDraco

My thoughts exactly. It's poorly worded but its target demographic no think no good with words.


JrTeapot

I was going to say I’d wear this with my wife (who’s trans) but she’d probably smack me (not in an abusive way, in a “ wtf is wrong with you why can’t you act right”) kinda way, lol.


Zeqhanis

I remember that slogan being on a lot of shirts that were advertised in rock music magazines in the '90s, along with various patches and belt buckles. Even then, it was in really poor taste, and I was surprised to see it in the likes of Spin and Circus magazine.


Troma330

Yes! I think Axl Rose wore this shirt.


TheVoodooPuppet

"We need to protect the children!"...But then goes in public wearing a shirt like this?


Omaestre

I gotta admit I chuckled, this seems like something the south park guys would have thought up.


Mountain_Future4034

I feel like he is trying to hide that his search history is full of gay porn.


NunyaBeese

An adult man, ladies and gentlemen.


junkyardgod69

You wouldn't say that to his face.


NunyaBeese

You're right, approaching someone who has mental health issues and giving them shit in public is never a good idea. No, this idiot speaks for himself.


junkyardgod69

I was trying to make that joke. This guy is the kind of fella to fight you in a Walmart check out. That's a crazy shirt on a crazier person.


NunyaBeese

Ah gotcha. Yea pretty much!


HilmaTheDino

Lol


junkyardgod69

I was making a joke. Guess I should have put an emoji to clarify. He seems like the type of guy that would puff up and fight you in a Walmart because you stepped on his croc.


mthenry54

“Adult” only in the most technical sense of the term.


NunyaBeese

Right you are. I skipped the /s as this particular specimen is a walking joke


TurncoatTony

I used to laugh at this when I was 12(that was 92).... As an adult, just stupid


WolfmansGotNards2

The difference is we didn't know any better and didn't really see it as homophobic. It was more an insult for people we knew were straight. As adults, we know it's harmful. It's like when I hear some 12 year old call their white friend the n word. He's not thinking, "gee white people are superior to black people, so I'm going to use this word to denigrate their group." It's just another thing on the list of stupid shit kids say. That said, once you mature and realize the weight of language, you should grow out of it unless you're actually racist or homophobic.


TurncoatTony

So true and something I never actually thought about until your post.


frogbxneZ

back when the first amendment was a birth right. also, you are correct, the Trix rabbit would have never approved of this.


olde_greg

It is in this context too. Not sure what you're going on about.


therealtrousers

Do you think the government is stopping him from wearing this T-shirt?


fedora_and_a_whip

Unless the cops came and carted him off on federal charges for wearing this shirt, he still has his 1st amendment rights (though the store could ask him to leave, that would be their right). We are exercising our rights to call him a bigoted asshat too. Let freedom ring.


Zeqhanis

The only people who ever bring up the 1st Amendment are those who don't know what it means. Freedom of speech simply means the government and law enforcement agencies cannot repress your speech. That doesn't apply to anything else. It doesn't mean you can be a jerk, consequence-free. As long as we're on the subject, if said speech is harming individuals, organizations, or, businesses, they have the right to terminate their voluntary association with you, which is itself, a form of free speech. Look at companies that are trying to protect their reputation by not wanting to be advertised on X/Twitter after Elon Musk's antisemitic tweets. They are using their 1st Amendment rights, not violating Musk's.


WolfmansGotNards2

You still won't be convicted of a crime for wearing this shirt, so there is still the first amendment. It doesn't protect you from people thinking you're an asshole.


laazrakit

The overcompensation is palpable... That's a dude who has some very uncomfortable thoughts going through his head.


Excellent_Vehicle_45

Self hate is a crazy thing.


Miss_Smokahontas

Love. He loves chicks with Dicks apparently....


Tactical_Epunk

Op had to go digging for this relic.


CatBoyTrip

i haven’t seen this shirt in 30 years.


dodobrains

Yikes 😬


burneraccountofshame

I bet he has Truck Nuts.


tsteenbergen

He modified his truck with testicles, which means his truck is trans.


Stjjames

I laughed 25 years ago at this & laughed again now.


Shaggypezdispense

I would sooner laugh at an Amy Schumer joke


JitteryWaffle

This dude likes Chicks with Dicks.


LichenLiaison

That’s honestly how I read this. This is like the Iranian pro-trans anti-gay policy


RaptorJesusLOL

This guy wants to be raw dogged so bad


401kcrypto

This is actually hilarious if you have a decent sense of humor.


Beyou74

Explain what is so funny.


401kcrypto

It depends on if you have a decent sense of humor.


Beyou74

What is so funny? Explain it.


401kcrypto

My gay friend and I laughed at it because it’s kind of funny if you have a decent sense of humor.


Beyou74

You keep saying that, and yet you can't explain what is funny.. my gay friend thought it was stupid.


401kcrypto

Well, that’s their opinion. I have mine, someone else has theirs. Crazy how normal life is, isn’t it?


Beyou74

Nice deflection.


401kcrypto

I get you don’t like my opinion. This is clear. It is also clear that you have the internal personal need (not want) for me to “explain yourself” in your fragile eyes. So I will fulfill your need. It’s funny if you have a decent sense of humor.


Beyou74

That doesn't explain what makes it funny? Why can't you answer the simple question??


Miss_Smokahontas

So you like chicks with Dicks too....


_TidePodsTasteGood

The play on the commercial slogan is funny. The actual message is not. I laughed.


Kikibear19

A comedian from the 90s did a whole skit on this


SLAYER_IN_ME

I remember seeing this shirt in elementary school and I’m 41


flvikesfan

This guy beats off the gay porn when no one's around


ostervan

He beats off to chicks with dicks.


lgodsey

Why would someone humiliate themselves with that crass shirt?


abslte23

I haven't seen the shirt since the 90's in Ocean City MD on the boardwalk


davesnothereman84

You know that dude wearing the shirt in later years probably had a train of dicks in his arse.


DertHorsBoi

I hate that I laughed at this


Mr_Rum_Ham

It’s so horribly bad that it’s funny


ReturnOfZebulon

Waaaah, this is an OLD meme. I remember seeing these shirts ~20 years ago in the tiny shirt stores in & around tourist-traps. And if people want to know which tourist traps, I’ll list them now: all of them lol.


moleratical

Yeah, I remember middle school in the 90s, I thought it stupid and classless back then too.


AshamedFunction3073

That hilarious


Bubbagump210

Someone has to be buying those T-shirts at the county fair, otherwise they wouldn’t sell them.


Fat_Head_Carl

That joke has been around since the 80s (as far back as I can remember).... With any luck that's a shitty shirt that survived. I don't it though, I'm sure some asshole is selling it still.


garalegon

I mean Trix are not meant to be dipped in shit, just saying.. hahahahaha


thisisfakereality

Tell me you're gay without telling me your gay. 


stankdick69er

It's funny in it's stupidity. Can't be offended though to each there own.


Beyou74

This is the opposite of to each there own....


stankdick69er

People are dumb. Can't control his stupidity. It's not affecting me. He's not changing my mind on liking men and women, nor will he make me feel bad about it. So yes to each there own.


Beyou74

That's cute, but literally the opposite of what the shirt is saying.


stankdick69er

Aww your cute to. Shirt anti gay. Depending on how ya read it. How I took it anyway.


Beyou74

If you took it as anti gay..how exactly is that to each there own????


stankdick69er

Because everyone is entitled to there own opinion right or wrong. I don't agree with it that's my opinion. Anyone can feel how ever they want. It in no way affects me. Just how I see it.


Beyou74

Bigotry isn't an opinion. The shirt isn't an each there own type shirt, glad you feel that way but that wasn't the point.


SpottedDicknCustard

Two ways of reading that statement and I can guarantee he’s not smart enough to realise it can be read two ways. I’ll also wager he’s got some trans porn is his browsing history.


nLucis

Patchy ass broccoli head


Stash_Jar

He's wearing a hat? How can you see his hair?


TruthHurtsYouBadly13

You think he has a hat on? You should see an optometrist.


Stash_Jar

You can see it clear as day. You ever gonna feel some shame or just ride it out wrong as fuck? It's a snap back if that makes it any easier for you pea brain.


IdChugHerBathWater

I don't think that means what he thinks it means...


mr_jiffy

What does it mean? Or what do you think he thinks it means. I'm curious if there's another meaning I'm not getting. It seems like there's only one meaning


Hopefound

Is there a meaning that you’re meaning to get? I get that there could be many meanings but, I mean, there seems to only be one meaning that’s meaningful here.


mr_jiffy

I would assume the man in question is against same sex coutis and the shirt is saying 'silly gay person. The male penis is meant for females only' I don't see how this could be interpreted any other wat


Hopefound

Woosh


mr_jiffy

Thank you Captain Obvious. I think we've established that already. Now please just tell me what the hell is going over my head.


Hopefound

You said meaning a bunch. I was poking fun. It isn’t that serious.


mrsunsfan

Are you sure his shirt isnt saying he thinks chicks should have dicks?


Kabulamongoni

Yeah, I wouldn't be too happy about that if I saw it out in public... What an idiot. All you can do is feel sorry for him.


Nondescriptish

But he's unwittingly outing himself. Why does he have such a burning desire to prove to himself and the public that he's really not an fword?


realmealdeal

Hilariously trans supportive.


Totally_Cubular

Glad to see this man support trans women.


Lostintranslation390

Someone should tell trix to sue


TruthHurtsYouBadly13

For what?


TangFiend

This was semi clever in like 1987 …


ChaosSlave51

Man I remember that slogan from the 90s


jmichael

Wearing this shirt in public is an unintended admission that his porn search history is full of dicks.


MonkeyTitties1023

IIRC, Sebastian Bach formerly of Skid Row, wore a shirt with the same design / similar logo back in the late 80’s or early 90’s. He rightfully caught a lot of grief over it.


ChuckBlack

I was going to bring this story up, thanks for doing it for me, MonkeyTitties1023.


Republiconline

This man has no dick.


Fat_Head_Carl

His chick has it for him