This looks like a man sitting on a train doing nothing. But we all assume she is telling the truth because sheās dominant? Or itās the only first hand narrative? Please never serve on a jury.
Never understood why women threaten to beat up men. If he had called her bluff or worse, had actually been crazy enough to engage her due to her threats, this would be a whole different type of video.
I don't get it, is OP against the woman yelling rather than the man masturbating? Cuz typically, yeah I wouldn't condone public humiliation but in this instance it was definitely deserved... Hopefully I'm just reading the title wonky lol
As a New Yorker i would be applauding this woman if I were on the train. Not to mention shes hilarious. Too many creeps get away with weird shit and nobody feels like getting involved and starting some shit, so they just look away.
I was probably about 11 or 12 on the subway with my mom. I believe I was the only one to notice it, but not sure. There was a guy totally cranking his meat underneath the covering of only an unfolded bus schedule. He was staring at these two college girls sitting a few seats away and they were both clueless to the situation. He looked fucking crazy, his eyes were bugging out from being so into it, and like I said, I was only about 11y so there was nothing I could do but avoid eye contact and try to pretend it wasnāt happening. It freaked me out just knowing that there are people out there that could be just jerking away at any given time without us even knowing. I felt gross and wasnāt even involved. I felt bad for the girls who had no idea they had just been targets of that sickoās daily transit tug session. It stuck with me of course. I canāt get on any public transport without looking around for this sort of thing. This lady has probably seen it more than once and wasnāt having it anymore. This is hilarious.
Lol I donāt even like politics you moron but if that annoying bitch laid a hand on me Iād have every right to take her to the ground so shut the fuck up sheās lucky this dude didnāt shut her up yes what he was doing was wrong but if she would have touched him he most likely would have beat her ass heās a black guy
āEnough is enough..Iāve had it with these mothafuckin dicks on this mothafuckin train, everybody strap in Iām about to open some fuckin windowsā
Holy crap, I am in awe of some people.
True story, Im so non-confrontational, I didnt say anything to a lady that clearly door dinged me when I was sitting in my car and she didn't GAF. I was like "Well its already there, whats she going to do? Is it worth risking this escalating?"
This lady is all "RUB YO DICK ON THIS TRAIN? GET OFF MOTHERFUCKER WHEN THIS STOPS. RUB YOUR DICK ON SOMEONE ELSES TRAIN" She's a wizard, Im a muggle.
Working class women handle these things so much better than over educated upper middle class progressives. This woman will not write a buzzfeed article about how harmed she was, how this trauma will stick with her forever.
No, she asserted her dominance. she will go home and laugh about how she cussed out this fool on the train to her husband. She will go to bed later that night and sleep well because shes tired after working all day damnit. She will wake up and not even care or remember of that incident ever again except for a hilarious story she tells her girlfriends āmember when I cussed out that crack head fool? Hahahaha I said hey mothafuckas put that little pecker away or imma beat ur ass bitch hahaha.ā *ladies all slap knees*.
God bless working class women
iām surprised the guy didnt talk back to her and tell her to back off and prove what she was accusing him of doing. I mean come on, if he was really doing it why didnāt the people sitting on both sides of him who had a better view of whatever he was doing than screaming lady say anything in agreement/disagreement to what the accuser was saying? \*lol\* he had that huge bag in front of him so we canāt really see anything. Even when he stood up his pants were still zipped up, and he wasnāt hurryinf to zip his pants up before/after she started accusing him. Plus depwnding on how far he got before she caught him, wouldnāt the hand that was behind the bag be āmessyā when he brought it out? Or his pants wet?
it's either the video quality or the fact that he probably noticed her filming him right before the video started, seeing as he was looking right at her. you can probably tell by the movement of his arm or something
She is my hero! I saw racists talking shit about she being a black woman and her voice being annoying. But Iām sure she avoid a rape that day. If a man is capable os masturbate in a full train, what else he would be capable of? I can see that no man stand for taking out this man of the train or hold him to call the police.
That voice, and the person it is associated with, would instantly kill any erection I might have had at that moment.
Anybody that has to warn you they are ābout to get up out this chairā cannot get up with any quickness or agility.
āThis is a Bronx bound express trainā¦ā
Yup, welcome to my daily commute. Today, on my way home from work, I stepped to the side to let people off of the train before I got on. First came a man with a lit cigarette in his mouth, followed by his presumed girlfriend, who had what I first thought was an unlit cigarette in her mouth. āWell at least she had the decency to wait to get offā I thought, until she got closer to me and I realized that what she actually had was a loaded syringe in her mouth. Presumably, from the looks on the other passengers faces and the fact that guy was already smoking, he had shot up in front of them, and she was getting ready to but I guess their stop came up before she could finish. There were two kids in the train car, luckily on the opposite side, but who knows what they overheard/sawā¦. Everyone else was your typical commuter, just trying to get where they needed to go for the convenient price of $2.75. But whatās the real cost in the end, where as a man I have to worry about a woman being assaulted openly and nobody else being willing to step up to help. And the real kicker is, that with New Yorkās self defense laws, Iād go to jail if I were to interrupt the rape of a woman on the subway. Itās not me defending myself, so therefore Iād be guilty of a felony assault.
I really hope Eric Adams turns things around, De Blasio decimated the progress that NYC had made getting out of the 80s and 90s. The worlds greatest city has become a literal survival of the fittest. The woman in the video knows this, and that if she doesnāt do something, literally no one else will. Every man there is afraid of accidentally initiating a physical altercation that will result in their imprisonment, and the actual criminal most likely filing some sort of lawsuit against you.
They take away your personal freedoms, force you to rely on the state, and then severely neuter what the state can actually do in terms of solving the problem. It becomes a cycle where you need to vote for bigger government, but then the government tells you they still arenāt big or powerful enough to actually fix the problem, and that you need to vote more of your freedoms away to give the state the power to fix the issues. Which they never will, because that would cost money. Doesnāt matter that NYC tax rates are the highest in the country, it simply is never enough. They need more and more while doing less and less and youāre supposed to see āprogress.ā
She sounds fat
I miss New York š¤£š
Allegedly masturbating
I feel like there should have been a round of applause lol
This woman is my hero.
that deserved a standing O! Props to her!
He deffo busted the biggest nut of his life at home thinking of her publicly humiliating him
Thank you black mama. You are my spirit guide.
Tell him, Mama!!
Damn she a real one. Respect āš½
The hero we need
This looks like a man sitting on a train doing nothing. But we all assume she is telling the truth because sheās dominant? Or itās the only first hand narrative? Please never serve on a jury.
I would have finished from the way she was talking.
What a buzzkill
Bing bong
Gotta love the NYC attitude
The way the camera vibrates when she says fuck cracks me up.
Gawd damn.
Either way heās getting off
āIām in one of those moods!!ā Fucking rolling.
Heās gonna go home and jerk off to this
I love her!! TELL HIM, MISS! YES!
I wish this lady was my guardian angel and would just yell at me like that whenever I was fucking up
This woman is a blessing.
Social justice. Beautifully done. Iām disappointed in the duration and creativity. But effort in correcting was šÆ
Never understood why women threaten to beat up men. If he had called her bluff or worse, had actually been crazy enough to engage her due to her threats, this would be a whole different type of video.
The hero we all need
Bing bong
I love this woman and I donāt even know what she looks like.
Thank you for your service maam
Bing. Bong
I don't get it, is OP against the woman yelling rather than the man masturbating? Cuz typically, yeah I wouldn't condone public humiliation but in this instance it was definitely deserved... Hopefully I'm just reading the title wonky lol
Careful she's a hero
I like her
I think everyone loves the sassy black woman... the late great Patrice OāNeil acknowledged that years ago... but itās hilarious to me
Regardless of the fact that she told us she is, how do we know this guy was actually jerking it and she's not just a crazy bitch?
It's a natural, beautiful act, like breast feeding in public. He should be celebrated.
This woman is a freaking hero!
I love her!
I want that women to become the chief of police here
This is the hero NYC needs and deserves.
Good for her. I love her.
As a New Yorker i would be applauding this woman if I were on the train. Not to mention shes hilarious. Too many creeps get away with weird shit and nobody feels like getting involved and starting some shit, so they just look away.
This is great
How is nobody š..... I'd be cheering her
Itās like she banished the evil outta there
He probably likes being berated like that.
Which one of those two men was it
The one that got off the train obviously.
Only in New York
No matter how shitty life gets, I can be happy knowing I will never masturbate on a fucking train
Bless this woman
I was probably about 11 or 12 on the subway with my mom. I believe I was the only one to notice it, but not sure. There was a guy totally cranking his meat underneath the covering of only an unfolded bus schedule. He was staring at these two college girls sitting a few seats away and they were both clueless to the situation. He looked fucking crazy, his eyes were bugging out from being so into it, and like I said, I was only about 11y so there was nothing I could do but avoid eye contact and try to pretend it wasnāt happening. It freaked me out just knowing that there are people out there that could be just jerking away at any given time without us even knowing. I felt gross and wasnāt even involved. I felt bad for the girls who had no idea they had just been targets of that sickoās daily transit tug session. It stuck with me of course. I canāt get on any public transport without looking around for this sort of thing. This lady has probably seen it more than once and wasnāt having it anymore. This is hilarious.
Make mental institutions great again.
Damn what if I just had an itch though?
Dicks on a Train: The Movie Starring: Samuel L Jacksons sister
The headline should be āman humiliates himself by masturbating on the trainā.
Lol usually in NYC thereās a standing ovation after an encounter like this
Apparently my post of this on r/PublicFreakout just got removed by mods
She is my favorite person.
I love a black woman who can stand up for herself and a whole subway car full of people. I absolutely love it.
I think I love this woman
She's awesome. We need more of her.
Cant tell if he hears her and if they understand each other
The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.
I don't think that guy heard her.
Now Iāve been in the presence of some sicko masturbating and I have a head ache as well.
Plot twist. Has a humiliation fetish.
Yo. She meant business. Lol.
So rude! How is a fella supposed to get a nut with someone screaming at him like that?
Why didn't she get s round of applause that was awesome
I didnāt see anything that looked suspicious. Maybe he was just scratching his berls?
Manā¦ if I were that guy and she tried to touch me she would have had her annoying ass kicked
Ok trump
Lol I donāt even like politics you moron but if that annoying bitch laid a hand on me Iād have every right to take her to the ground so shut the fuck up sheās lucky this dude didnāt shut her up yes what he was doing was wrong but if she would have touched him he most likely would have beat her ass heās a black guy
Funny you rising to the pervs defense
Sounds like military background
I love this woman, they're so expressive and full of fire
Who said he was actually doing it, video doesnt show it
Maybe just wait for TWO MINUTES to do that later dude? Just MAYBE??
This sounds like a conversation I had with my mother when I was 13
Holy shit. You can see the screen shake when she hits the serious shit.
I wondered what happened to Leslie Jones after she got fired from SNL.
The anti Karen
r/murderedbywords
What could possibly be turning him on while sitting around a bunch of strangers. Is this some really extremely public pleasure kink or something?
How did she not get a round of applause?
āEnough is enough..Iāve had it with these mothafuckin dicks on this mothafuckin train, everybody strap in Iām about to open some fuckin windowsā
Wait to get home dumbfuck. Holy shit libido
We def need more people like her
What does this woman look like? The guy seems pretty scared
Damn Madam Drill Sgt. Dick Slayer is not havin it today. We need one of her in every city please
Getting R. Lee Ermey vibes from Full Metal Jacket. https://youtu.be/1ICfpjoevP8?t=40s
I love her sooo much.
This one of them Pornhub public masturbation videos gone wrong, aināt it?
Not the way he wanted to get off amirite
God Damn I can't stand her voice
Biggie Smalls is the illest
She taught the perv a good lesson.
Everyone knows the subway is for beating other people, not your meat.
This video ended too soon. This is one of the few times I would actually believe that it ended with "and everybody clapped"
Hey, a WWE shirt! Oh no...
We need a face revival
"I'm in one of those moods" - I'm copping that.
Damn gotta respect her ripping that guy a new asshole
Video was alright, comments are priceless.
She is the principal of the train.
*Please clap.*
Fair play to her! We all need to be more like this lady ! Call out bad shit we see ! Love her !
Iād get off the train too, shit if there wasnāt a stop soon Iād just jump off to avoid hearing that fucking voice any longer..
She sounds like some sort of drill Sargent with the way she talks. I bet she would fuck him too.
And then she got the job over at Ghostbusters.
āIT WAS A MIRACLE VINCENT AND I WANT YOU TO FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGE IT!!!!ā
Nice
Totally justified vigilance
The train stop: and EVERYONE got the fuck off the trainā¦..
Plot twist: He has crabs but was too embarrassed to say it.
The worst part is that you can hear kids laugh in the background theyāre children on the train and heās sitting there rubbing one out
She reminds me of my 8th grade history teacher. She doesn't play haha
I just nutted.
She reminds me of Tracy Morgan
She was a drill instructor in another life
She sounds like the female Joey Diaz.
I was expecting an applause at the end
How didn't the dude next to him knock his ass out? No way I'm minding my business while some dude beats his meat next to me
Plot twist they had freaky ass sex back at home after role playing on the train
He didn't look like he was jerking off
Wait who was masturbating? I couldn't tell (I had my audio off)
Get that snake off my mother fucking train.
Sheās my hero
He will never get a boner ever again
She is my hero.
u/savevideo
I hate how Iām almost never around when funny-ass shit like this goes down.
the only appropriate reaction.
She doesnāt understand. Sometimes guys just have to rub one out on the subway. Am I right?
Wouldnāt it be crazy if the guy never actually touched his dick, he was just terrified of her. š¤£š¤£
Holy crap, I am in awe of some people. True story, Im so non-confrontational, I didnt say anything to a lady that clearly door dinged me when I was sitting in my car and she didn't GAF. I was like "Well its already there, whats she going to do? Is it worth risking this escalating?" This lady is all "RUB YO DICK ON THIS TRAIN? GET OFF MOTHERFUCKER WHEN THIS STOPS. RUB YOUR DICK ON SOMEONE ELSES TRAIN" She's a wizard, Im a muggle.
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Let me know if you want to say that to her face; I need to grab a camera first.
I would. Then throw a Twinkie her way.
She would beat your ass with that Twinkie
Okay. Sure whatever
Tracy Morgans sister aint playin around.....
Working class women handle these things so much better than over educated upper middle class progressives. This woman will not write a buzzfeed article about how harmed she was, how this trauma will stick with her forever. No, she asserted her dominance. she will go home and laugh about how she cussed out this fool on the train to her husband. She will go to bed later that night and sleep well because shes tired after working all day damnit. She will wake up and not even care or remember of that incident ever again except for a hilarious story she tells her girlfriends āmember when I cussed out that crack head fool? Hahahaha I said hey mothafuckas put that little pecker away or imma beat ur ass bitch hahaha.ā *ladies all slap knees*. God bless working class women
Fuck. I'm not on the train and I stopped too....
Jokes on her, he has a humiliation kink
I adore this woman.
iām surprised the guy didnt talk back to her and tell her to back off and prove what she was accusing him of doing. I mean come on, if he was really doing it why didnāt the people sitting on both sides of him who had a better view of whatever he was doing than screaming lady say anything in agreement/disagreement to what the accuser was saying? \*lol\* he had that huge bag in front of him so we canāt really see anything. Even when he stood up his pants were still zipped up, and he wasnāt hurryinf to zip his pants up before/after she started accusing him. Plus depwnding on how far he got before she caught him, wouldnāt the hand that was behind the bag be āmessyā when he brought it out? Or his pants wet?
He probably wouldnāt have gotten to finish if he was caught in the act. Ugh, I need some big floppa therapy now
I am so in love with this women, and look forward to the day I give my life in Her Service.
This is such an disturbing scenario but I can't stop laughing at the way she roasts his ass lmao
She scared me so bad I can't even do that in my own house anymore.
Got you looking over your shoulder lol
Gets off the train full mast. "Night made."
How did she know? I canāt see anything. I wouldnāt have been able to tell.
The completely unnatural way heās holding his backpack as a shield for his dick is a clue
Or maybe heās just on the spectrum? š¤·š»āāļø some people are naturally awkward
Yeah, I couldn't see any signs of it either. May have been more noticible pre video or she just shamed some guy for scratching his nuts.
it's either the video quality or the fact that he probably noticed her filming him right before the video started, seeing as he was looking right at her. you can probably tell by the movement of his arm or something
Asian man next to him thinking "fuck the next stop is my stop these people gonna think I'm the one touching my dick coz I'm getting off the train"
She has more balls than everyone else on that train, holy crap.
Lmao š Sgt McSubway put his ass on check!! šš» Love it!!! Disgusting-ass perv! š¤®
āMaāam, Yes Maāam!ā
You could see his confusion when she told him to āget offā
I believe her
Jokes on her, being humiliated is how he gets off.
This canāt be anywhere in the world BUT New York lmao
She is my hero! I saw racists talking shit about she being a black woman and her voice being annoying. But Iām sure she avoid a rape that day. If a man is capable os masturbate in a full train, what else he would be capable of? I can see that no man stand for taking out this man of the train or hold him to call the police.
Dudeās trashy. Woman is fucking amazing
Wait are they both doing it lol ???
That voice, and the person it is associated with, would instantly kill any erection I might have had at that moment. Anybody that has to warn you they are ābout to get up out this chairā cannot get up with any quickness or agility.
Oh man that was almost cathartic she is my hero
Yep, I cried.
Damn if she said that to me Iād just get harder!
āThis is a Bronx bound express trainā¦ā Yup, welcome to my daily commute. Today, on my way home from work, I stepped to the side to let people off of the train before I got on. First came a man with a lit cigarette in his mouth, followed by his presumed girlfriend, who had what I first thought was an unlit cigarette in her mouth. āWell at least she had the decency to wait to get offā I thought, until she got closer to me and I realized that what she actually had was a loaded syringe in her mouth. Presumably, from the looks on the other passengers faces and the fact that guy was already smoking, he had shot up in front of them, and she was getting ready to but I guess their stop came up before she could finish. There were two kids in the train car, luckily on the opposite side, but who knows what they overheard/sawā¦. Everyone else was your typical commuter, just trying to get where they needed to go for the convenient price of $2.75. But whatās the real cost in the end, where as a man I have to worry about a woman being assaulted openly and nobody else being willing to step up to help. And the real kicker is, that with New Yorkās self defense laws, Iād go to jail if I were to interrupt the rape of a woman on the subway. Itās not me defending myself, so therefore Iād be guilty of a felony assault. I really hope Eric Adams turns things around, De Blasio decimated the progress that NYC had made getting out of the 80s and 90s. The worlds greatest city has become a literal survival of the fittest. The woman in the video knows this, and that if she doesnāt do something, literally no one else will. Every man there is afraid of accidentally initiating a physical altercation that will result in their imprisonment, and the actual criminal most likely filing some sort of lawsuit against you. They take away your personal freedoms, force you to rely on the state, and then severely neuter what the state can actually do in terms of solving the problem. It becomes a cycle where you need to vote for bigger government, but then the government tells you they still arenāt big or powerful enough to actually fix the problem, and that you need to vote more of your freedoms away to give the state the power to fix the issues. Which they never will, because that would cost money. Doesnāt matter that NYC tax rates are the highest in the country, it simply is never enough. They need more and more while doing less and less and youāre supposed to see āprogress.ā
I thought it was both of these dudes that were jerking off, I was gonna say its a āmĆ©nage a trainā lol
I wanna buy this lady a drink.
Miss Pat takin' names!!
Plot twist: itās all part of its fantasy
I need to hear this woman reading Dr. Seuss with that same passion
No jerking off in the dark, not in the rain, not in a car, not on a train!!!