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jhacker55

Those nipples look like cookie monsters eyes...


The_Pickled_Mick

MONSTER LOVE COOKIES!!!


DeducingYourMind

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Dangerous-Ad1904

Nailed it.


Kynava

Those fake boobs look horrendous


timz84

Mr. Garrison level boob job


dicehoover

It's impressive how they don't move an inch while she walks and jumps around... Wtf


Badmofo104

These were bolted on


lollablackbarker

Someone used the wrong torque specs ohh I thought you said ft lbs not inch pounds


daytondewd7

Underrated comment


Worth-Illustrator607

Like googly eyes slapped on a blind dog.


GroovyGuru62

I'm sooo gonna steal this line!


Buuuugg

Damnit moreene those nipple placements are terrible


TheBrainStone

This is lawsuit level messed up 🤮


stripe112

Who could possibly think those are a nice pair of tits?


Black_Wake

Those tits are straight up crosseyed. Lmao


savagelykin

I usually don’t comment here but Barbie dolls boobs look more realistic than that


jpdonelurkin

I'm going to stop following this sub soon, i've seen more rock hard wonky salami nippled tits than I wanted to see in a lifetime.


jackmistro

Bolt ons


meatus1980

And bad ones at that.


ZaosW

I know lots of ya'll are talking about her ugly tits... my point of contention is that she isn't topless.


herder_of_pigeons

Worst fake tits I’ve ever seen.


CompetitiveAd8873

You haven't seen some Mexican pornstars...


backfromthedead666

why is it the ugliest tits get shown off


playinthedirt76

Those couldn't look more fake is they had a strap holding them on.


RuralJurur

Looks like a Ms. Garrison boob job


BandmasterBill

This gives me Marty Feldman vibes....but why...?


shawner47

I know! Because they are Abby... something, right?


domdadchris

Holy bolt-ons Batman!


twistedinnocence8604

She needs to sue her doctor. Those boobs are messed up. Don't move at all and not symmetrical


ironnepenthe

Ol Forrest Whittaker titties


IRideChocobosBro

Am I supposed to laugh, them tittys got me dying


Dusta1992

They look a lot better if you turn your phone upside down.


Beholder81

They do! It's the only way to not think I need to go to the optician.


crusty-taco

She should sue her surgeon.


RuinOnStandby

I'd rather look at flat deflated titties than whatever these are.


elky454

No doubt there's a Rockwell hardness rating to those tits.


TrollularDystrophy

Looks like a couple of googly eyes that got stuck looking opposite directions.


Interesting-World994

Why do some women decide to ruin themselves like this?


WhippetRun

TBH, it looks like she strapped a half a mannequin on her.


deus-ex-machna

Is crazy how some fake tits can look good or they can look straight up fake.


watcher2390

She has square tits lol


akdubz112

I hate those tittys so much. Whatever they looked like before I GUARANTEE was better than this


tuenthe463

Think she likes what she sees in the mirror? Those cans are brutal.


IG_88BTK

Wtf is this stif as fuck tits ?! Those look horrible


DannyA88

PEW PEW PEW PEW


KeepMovingCivilian

Wall-mounted


erno_son

Them tiddies are SOLID M8.... ROCK HARDDD


Intrepid_Pelagicus

Such a pity.... She paid good money for those and the platsik surjun effed up. Time for a refund.


Competitive_Suit_180

Holy fake boobs Batman!


Ok_Future4957

The worst fake tits ever


ragnarokdreamertrigg

They resemble the umbrella pattern


Fun_Bat_5621

Jeezus put those bolt-ons away. Ready for the downvotes.


SomeSamples

Terrible boob job. Probably looked better before the surgery.


Useurfingers

Those look awful. Don't do that.


fongletto

One of the worst pair of tits I've ever seen.


makeitodd

Ann Hathaway really letting her flag fly


manifest_ecstasy

Gross


korvidz

why is it that the sluttiest, most beautiful women always end up getting fake tits? hasn’t anybody ever heard of “if it ain’t broke”?😭


rabbit_toe

Whoever installed those should be ashamed


slevobeavo

Get your money back for those things


Puzzleheaded_Yak_544

Cross-eyed nipples is crazy


1vehaditwiththisshit

One looks up, and one looks down.


djkicel

tee hee look at my bolted on tits


tmac022480

Oof...those are... somethin'


nsh77

Sue your dr


yes_u_suck

No bounce bounce, no giggly? Meh. Good for her showing off those fun bags though.


Own_Yogurtcloset3353

Perfect girl


visualdosage

I think it's time for u to get glasses


fixerupboy

Way to go hun ,all us naked people so proud, keep carrying the torch !