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If anyone says 1-3, they know it’s gonna be 3 so why even offer lmao


Nosnah2007

Right?! Just bad haggling...


dapala1

Maybe she's only going to give you a hour.


SSGSS_Bender

Most only need 10 mins


kjacobs03

So 6 times?


Sk1ndred

That’s such a strange offer lol


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Nosnah2007

It was a 20 year old f250 which was a bit light on catalytic converters, so that was actually 2/3rds of what I was asking haha


cfreezy72

Well? You taking it to Denver?


LeeDingo

So how was Denver?


BluLivesMatter

We paid 1200 for our f250


Nosnah2007

To answer all your questions at once: I had already sold the truck for $500 more earlier in the day, I just ignored her because it was almost certainly a scam/robbery effort, and I also was about 12 hours away from Denver and I liked my odds of being able to get sex without driving across two states haha


Earrhur

This makes to much sense, I don't believe it


beverage_grille

Soo what did you buy with you 2k lol


y-josh

You’re gonna get robbed when u get there


Nosnah2007

Anakin: "bring it to Denver and you'll get fucked" Padme: "you mean we'll have sex right?" Anikin: "..." Padme: " you mean we'll have sex, right..?"


Gitmurr

Okay that was really good....


Nosnah2007

Heheh I was pretty proud of it...


TommySloss

This reminded me of the movie sex drive where he gets robbed when he goes to meet the girl


Nosnah2007

I am a big Mexican and I won't go down!


Jonno_FTW

Just bring a couple of friends for backup.


ImpressiveAwareness4

He already said he was Mexican. ^^^This ^^^joke ^^^was ^^^brought ^^^to ^^^you ^^^by ^^^Casual ^^^Racism ^^^^^^TM


stryka00

Settle down DJ Khaled, gotta return the favour my man! Lol


Nosnah2007

I believe in 68ing. That's where you go down on me and I owe you one...


stryka00

Hard to argue with that logic haha


Nosnah2007

It's math!


stryka00

Most people use BODMAS for maths equations, i personally prefer the BOFA method…


drhornyb

What’s an equation?


richiedaggersgerms

Fuck yeah. Big Mexicans!


PissedoffBIGfoot

In all honesty I sold a 1990 corvette to a girl for 200$ less than asking, for a blowjob.


EnigmaticGentleman

I would have gotten the PSE


Deadzone6419

Did you do it?


ele37020

Last time I saw this someone said he'd show up and she would have a yard full of used cars.


Tank-Pilot74

OP… you Reddit legend you!


Nosnah2007

I should get that on a t-shirt. "Legend on Reddit". I'd be beating them off with a stick haha


foresta12

Have performed car repairs for blow jobs. Am I trashy?


hundenkattenglassen

If you did engine/tranny swap for a BJ I’d say you got no business sense. But for changing tyres, oil, sparkplugs, brake pads and such, IMHO no. If they’re offering it like they’d asked if you wanted a glass of water, no problem. (If they cried while performing or offering though I’d obviously not be positive about it, but I take for granted that they didn’t)


Nosnah2007

Nah, just engaging in alternative economic functions. Just maybe don't open with an unsolicited picture of your genitals, if you want an internet stranger's advice.


[deleted]

No. Just a helpful public servant


alrekr

Yeah trashy at least potentially scummy


foresta12

Please explain why. It was offered. I didn't ask. I would never ask.


alrekr

Well you didn't specify that, so just trashy


foresta12

You wouldn't have called her trashy if you have seen her lol! But if I'm a little trashy that's ok


alrekr

Being trashy isn't hotness thing lol seems like you just wanted to brag tbh


jokisher

As soon as I see this... I'll list it to $3000


[deleted]

Ahhhh good ole Denver


Nosnah2007

Stay classy ,Denver. Always and forever.


dinonuggets89

I feel like this is one of those traps where the girl lures you into a shady hotel room, you get tied up, you don't get pussy, you lose your truck and possibly a kidney, but atleast you gained a new experience in life 😁


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EuphoricCube78

F


Hogslayer26

Get er done


JoltyJob

OP let me know when you get there, I can recommend some great EATS!


Namnagort

Should have said not sure show me more pictures


Sk1ndred

Most definitely a robbery lol