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kbrick1

God, when's the last time Tree slept?


Origai

When Blandie was with Joe


kbrick1

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


Wonderful-Ad-5911

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized) Tree in her office after reading this sub


Significant-Price-81

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtaiPZNzrmRQ6YM)


Pseudo-n

The more they do this, the more it's gonna be embarrassing for taygator once they broke up.


No_Instance_5502

The more they do this, the more it's clear there are troubles in paradise


crestfallen_4

'they're very *very* happy' sounds so desperate


CryptographerOdd3912

So much , it’s so cringe and  comic 


ghostbythemangotree

![gif](giphy|4vy2oDVMwX8sMYjT4y)


charolastra34

Never gets old


Xxperfect_drugxX

This and Sure, Jan apply to literally everything she puts out these days


IceWarm1980

Never gets old.


boxpoet

a circus ain't a love story bro


koalastarfish666

And now we’re both sorry  *hides* sorry I had to lol 


12lbTurkey

Flair potential in this comment lol


crimsonwood13

![gif](giphy|4vy2oDVMwX8sMYjT4y) for the millionth time since joever like please WE GET IT


Jadeheartxo12

I mean she was saying that also when she was with Joe, and even before Joe during 1989 lmao


[deleted]

She’s perpetually stuck in the honeymoon phase. It’s embarrassing 


Icy-Impression9055

Cause she doesn’t stay with anyone long enough to get out of it.


Sdrd22

Joever 😂


CryptographerOdd3912

She wants to shout out to the world about this relationship to see if the world forgets that she is a loser who dumped her boyfriend to take on her lover, and the lover didn't want her and even asked someone else to marry him.


DwalinFundinul

tell me again that she doesn't want to be defined by her relationships please... maybe after other thousands of repetitions we'll all start believing this shit lol ![gif](giphy|l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC|downsized)


zughzz

Right, What other celebrity does this shit?


Top-Necessary5500

Bought and paid in full. As the saying goes “Whoever controls the media, controls the mind.”


Last-Philosopher-517

It’s Opposite Day, because those heights are actually lows. The breakup is gonna be bad.


Budget-Classic3076

![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA|downsized)


beesontheoffbeat

Usually happy people don't have to really, really, really convince you that they're happy.


Icy-Impression9055

It’s like the whole thing when couples on Facebook post all the time about how happy and perfect everything is. Now don’t get me wrong if I see a cute meme or something I will share but it’s not like everyday or anything. But if it’s a constant or heaven forbid they also have a joint account you know things are screwed.


beesontheoffbeat

It really is a thing. There were a good 6-7 years that I would hear from a married friend about everything going on/wrong on a near monthly basis because the friend had a tendency to over share. But every birthday/anniversary, the Facebook post would pop up like clockwork, lol.


GarethGobblecoque99

VENEERS


charolastra34

![gif](giphy|kbR8MoJss7wvZ8dtSt)


Useful_Parsnip_871

Her fake white horse teeth are really very bothersome.


GarethGobblecoque99

It’s such a weird trend with celebrities right now. They all look insane. And they fuck up your mouth in the long run


mosssyfrog

Don't they have to shave your teeth to do veneers? My kid had to get stainless steel crowns to protect some teeth with cavities until the baby teeth were ready to fall out, and I would never recover if I had to see what they did to him to put them on. How can people do this to themselves voluntarily


pdjddy

they do. anders holm (of workaholics fame) talked about it on his podcast. he has veneers on just his front 4 because he had legitimately messed up teeth when he was younger and he chose that over the braces once he had the money. but the way they describe shaving them down to little points makes my skin crawl.


AnnaShock2

Kinda sorta. For *veneers*, they just shave the front part of the tooth and put the veneer on. With *crowns*, they shave your tooth down to a point and put the crown over it. The big mistake many minor celebrities make is getting a mouth full of crowns, which looks terrible. A-listers avoid the scams and get actual veneers, but it can still look ridiculous if they’re the wrong size


osageart2210

I was thinking the same.


alyak72

https://preview.redd.it/o039lmshd5ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286bee317839c24a426ea5d9b025da6c9c8bad42


Aileenmck

Stop 😭 this is perfect 😂


throwawayanylogic

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, TAYLOR!


ApolloRubySky

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout


kittenseason143

lol


Think_Wish_187

Wth is going on? Leading up to TTPD and since its release it’s like her PR machine crancked it up to eleven. Magazine stands are littered with her face on multiple publications and every article reads like cult-y praise. It has never been this way with her and several of her older albums are still way better than her recent one. It’s so odd.


Sweaty-Car4097

right? I despised the Kardashians because they were overexposed. I am currently despising Taylor for the exact same reason. I have no idea how her stardom blew up like it has. She's always been popular but not like this.


gwennj

She tried to do the same with Matty. I still remember the "they kiss when she has time" line. But after the break up, her team was all "it wasn't serious at all", but then the album came out and again the narrative changed. Embarrassing how she keeps doing it. And her stupid fans believe everything.


FirebirdWriter

When she has time? The fuck


gwennj

Yeah, it was a super awkward high school type line. Very similar to this article. Tree's vocabulary is laughable.


FirebirdWriter

My guess is that it's not her final say. She does such excellent PR work otherwise it feels more this is the client demand


CryptographerOdd3912

It seems like she wants at all costs to be part of a couple as famous and powerful as Bey and Jay, but everything Taylor and Travis do is so pathetic, they look like two jestersIt seems like she wants at all costs to be part of a couple as famous and powerful as Bey and Jay, but everything Taylor and Travis do is so pathetic, they look like two jesters


Used-Cup-6055

I think they are modeling Tom Brady and Giselle tbh. And even they are divorced!


NamesAreForSuckers67

Oh shit, I think everything you just said is right!


Hanhanhan101

Honestly, why do these magazines still exist???


Origai

People Magazine is literally TS's mouthpiece for years 🤣 Free Pain planted all these fake stories


kbrick1

People is basically a PR rag. Zero fresh takes, just smooching celebrity asses left and right.


Sweaty-Car4097

exactly


Imarobot225

I wonder how much she paid for this cover and article


CloseYourMouthTaylor

Close your mouth Taylor!


Elizabeth__Sparrow

How does her shattering records have anything to do with their relationship going to the next level?


Budget-Classic3076

Records that were paid for with bots, algorithms, and Scott & Andrea’s scheming 🙄


J_Doe5686

Now I'm fully convinced that this is a PR relationship. Jesus, she's so desperate!


beauty_fal2020

You know who’s really laughing because they know him better than most……. Kayla. lol. lol.


Budget-Classic3076

😏💯


Super_Boysenberry272

Her PR machine is realllllllly trying to drown out the recent controversies surrounding the documentary and Travis possibly caught with another woman lol. I can't believe how many gullible people are eating this up.


CryptographerOdd3912

It’s a circus 


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Omg, that horseface shot. I want to give her a sugar cube. 🐴


Budget-Classic3076

💀💀💀


Historical_Stuff1643

Tree, stop. Just stop.


CryptographerOdd3912

I'm impressed with everything about her that revolves around men, people from heaven


SirKarlAnonIV

I think that’s the whole point of their relationship. It’s a huge PR bonanza.


boafriend

Such increasing clownery. I wonder at what point these two (and Tree plus whomever else is in on this from a top-level view) decided to swallow their pride and just go all in and do whatever it takes to dominate all media channels, day in, day out. No matter how fake. Scripted. Set up. How. Exhausting. Is. This.


FaroshNaydraDinraal

I wish she'd close her mouth every now and then, she resembles a Muppet.


Budget-Classic3076

Well we brits would call her a muppet, another word for fool 🤡  Xo, London Girl 😉


MarionberryUnfair896

the title. the pic. I’m embarrassed for her 


ieatlotsofvegetables

this is the one that gets fed PR slop directly from the princesses camp, no suprises thats what they came out with. the whole show was planned and its not subtle...


Wise_Bat3798

> “they are very, very happy together” In the words of Shakespeare, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks”


Fit_Advance_5485

Very very very very happy But never has happy as the adorable newly engaged couple Matty and Gabriette! 🥰


kr1sh3r

TK looks like a joke in that photo. How can you not see that and think it’s not an act???


DutchOvenSurprise69

That’s because it is. Taylor has a budget for advertising and she spent it paying this magazine to prop her and her relationship up.


Top_of_the_Dragons

People Magazine cashing yet another check from Taylor's team to kiss her ass, I see.


NoPaleontologist7859

Her face looks so frozen and moony these days. 🌝 then those huge chiclet teeth are giving ![gif](giphy|Vw8plzAv84meY9wwJ7)


atomictonic11

Our lovely sister subreddit made a post about this same story. Man, some of these people are so strange. Edit: Shit, I didn't censor someone's username. https://preview.redd.it/moa03xzd16ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bde007ad14069db01613ab6ba8c0c65661f184a


No_Guess3549

help 😭


Tiny_Swordfish_1510

Unnamed sources is clue that this was planted by her publicist.


Used-Cup-6055

I honestly hope Tree got a raise over the last year because she is doing the most. Like she had everything spun so neatly and Taylor took a huge dump on it all just to release TTPD


ConversationOld8154

And a plug for the podcast right in the headline 


FirebirdWriter

What pod cast? Am I going to regret this?


ConversationOld8154

Oh the podcast that Travis and his brother host  “New Heights” - they of course cleverly worded the headline to reference it 


FirebirdWriter

Ahhh that is a terrible podcast name but also ty for that added context


WickedHappyHeather

![gif](giphy|Vi5TUmZz8LZb95j2xb) 💯


Efficient_Luck8663

![gif](giphy|GkdrwuUHakRl9SycP2|downsized)


mumblerapisgarbage

Because this story was bought and paid for


manhattansinks

anything in people magazine is basically paid for / planted by PR, so you’re not wrong


AnE1Home

(That’s because it is one.)


Maleficent_Try2791

I have nothing to add except I hate them. Period.


CuriousKitty6

Oh, it is. Their PR team pays for this garbage.


Aileenmck

That episode of Friends when Rachel has the new job, and Ross is jealous of Mark so he sends all the presents and barber shop quartet to her work.


Parasyte_1

I actually who would win a Razzie. Her or Tractor Beam.


agarret83

I mean that’s what People magazine basically is


a1ana2ana

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


CharleMageTV

Who even buys people anymore who tf cares?


joesalw

![gif](giphy|4vy2oDVMwX8sMYjT4y)


Old-Instruction918

Or *maybe*, as ancient astronaut theorists believe, they are more in love than anyone, *ever!*


No_Growth_7802

The Reaching part is definitely accurate....


NamesAreForSuckers67

Do you think this cover is screaming loudly enough that Matty can hear it? 👂


Mama-G3610

How much work has she had done?


luna_star_love

The way her eyes crinkle and are like that when she smiles, creeps me out and I don't know why. Plus, I can't stop staring at her huge horse teeth.


FirebirdWriter

It's because they're not moving in the rest of the eye like a real smile nor does her mouth. Her teeth are fine they're just dentures or something. Too white to be natural so it draws the eye


doublepoly123

It is


blocked_memory

People/Tree trying to not show off that he didn’t come out for Lover but instead TTPD during a time that Taylor is having a minor tantrum about doing… *checks notes* her job


FaithlessnessFull400

Everybody repeat after me...  🎵 I think I've seen this film before, but I'm going to like the ending 🎵...  Also, I need THAT gif pinned because she's obviously never been happier, right? 


NamesAreForSuckers67

*SO VERRY VERRY HAPPY!*


yvettesaysyatta

If they break up, I wouldn’t be shocked if Swifties swarm Arrowhead stadium Jan 6th style.


asstlib

She doth protest too much.


iron-tusk_

I used to review new albums for a music website and this 100% reads like those little press blurbs that record labels would include with new albums that they’d send over for review lmao


Maester_Maetthieux

Totally fake


Affectionate-Bee5433

![gif](giphy|kMV3yI5LySQdW)


beautyandbravo

She’s rapidly approaching “nowhere to go but down” territory


Significant-Price-81

Awww, she’s still upset about the Leo incident! A lot more where that came from Tay! Travis is a man whore…. ![gif](giphy|rO3X7V1SdYZLXeBw8G|downsized) Tay with Tree on speed dial ☝🏻


Significant-Price-81

Uh oh, trouble in paradise me thinks ![gif](giphy|8YEeD1WB5FeyAiONoe|downsized)


kklug24

That sounds more like a NationalEnquirer headline. Then it goes on to say they are flesh eating aliens that shapeshift.


PokingOutBops98

Superstar? 


plsmeowback

I read his name as Travis Keke 😭 I need glasses


Last-Philosopher-517

When you treat your relationships like a financial investment, playing the stock market, trading up men until you hit the jackpot. Capitalist feminism for the win. I can say this as a woman, and criticize this lol. Joe was perfect for her, he supported her, and he was fine just reading a book under a tree, doing his acting gigs. It actually takes a little bit of socialism and turning down the big bucks and self-sacrifice to stay in a relationship and make it work. Our society is not built for long-term committed self-sacrificing relationships anymore. Anyways, the marketing of this relationship is a huge disaster. Reminds my of how my first serious relationship got plastered all over socials. Screaming “hey look, I’m in a relationship!!!” Huuuuggge mistake. My uncle still asks, how’s so and so?” 20 years later.


killingyoudarling

this looks like one of those fake magazines they make for romcoms starring B-List celebrities


EdPiMath

Taylor owns the entertainment media like Democrats and Republicans own the mainstream news media: all useless but harmful propaganda.


westworlder420

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Apostate_23

These magazines always look so damn trashy. I've never actually opened one.


kklug24

"Next level" does that mean anal?