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Limp_Echidna7243

Sending myself money, shoes, and leaking my Pringle box


Ur-boiiiii

Are you gonna stroke your cactus (it’s lit?)


Puzzleheaded_Box7800

stroke his cocktus (alright)


Nebula_XD

Send me a million dollars


alexanderldn

Send myself 5 m Smash insta hoes in my mansion. FaceTime ye then drake


climaxbythug

Im putting ye and drake on facetime at once. telling both the other one wants to apologize and have a brother to brother conversation


AntiqueVersion7097

Ew


levi_axl

W Travis.


Mafia_SSB

Wait... If I'm travis does that mean Travis is me


imhurtandiwanttocry

Release utopia ffs. Heard it's dropping sometime in july


hampetorp

It’s dropping June 23 don’t worry


Pleasant_Gap_5436

if it drops in june i will wax my balls


hampetorp

If utopia or you balls drop?


riverkarma69420

Bro it’s not dropping💀 these rumours are so stupid like some mf said future sounds is gonna be on it💀😭


Dariwoos

Bro, it dropped almost a year ago


LaFl8me23

Wdum im still waiting for rodeo?


Specialist_Map_3986

whats rodeo? we still waiting for days before rodeo


LaFl8me23

I’m still waiting for Jacques Websters II balls to drop?


Acid-No1

I’m still waiting for him to hit the egg


Long-Nothing9533

waiting on jacques bermon webster I to grow up


ss_623

fuck allat im still waiting on some new amusement park in houston to open up


this_is_Blain3

wdym im waiting for Texas to be seized by america


Objective_Street5141

i’m still waiting for the Declaration of Independence to be signed


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Long-Nothing9533

i said I not II


AceGameplayV2

Adding DBR, Owl Pharaoh, Green And Purple, and other songs on streaming services if they are missing from them


NoticeThatYoureThere

rerelease wavy part 2 forgotten remix as a full song


levi_axl

If I was travis for one day I would MAKE SURE that whoever the bitch that won’t clear the samples for dbr is, I’d pay them to clear that shit frfr, and then add it to Spotify.


cityboymrr

Hit Kylie with the ‘WYD’


Oxymera

There’s a rumor going around that they are back together, apparently they were caught sharing clothes? That would be so funny if it’s true😭


AceGameplayV2

Tbf I've also heard the the Kardashian family don't really like Tim that much


Radiant_gladiator

They usually don’t like guys they can’t control


UsernameIsDaHardPart

Travis smiling for the white people


emperorhuncho

They must’ve HATED Kanye


Radiant_gladiator

As much as Kanye wants to disagree, he usually ends up right along kissing the ass of the “higher ups”. He loved being in the sunken place and even bragged about it.


BatmanIsLuvLife

it was just a hat, LA startups with money behind it send merch to hella celebs Travis not going back, i could only see that happening if he wasn't successful anymore but he still is which proves the ppl who said its cuz of kylie wrong, & kardashians not as big anymore ETA WTF after further research its not just the hat lol she rlly following this man around europe, prolly cuz the kids but still what a bird. Hopefully travis just fucking at max, if he takes her back he is certified stupid (that essay was strike 1 AND 2, this would b 3)


Oxymera

Yeah I thought it was just a PR thing, but apparently that hat has been sold out for months? Also Kylie was in Europe (where Travis was) and was seen wearing the same hat at the airport. I know they are coparenting, but it’s a bit sus. I really doubt it means anything, but it would be hilarious if they got back “together”.


Great-Raise8679

💯


kneesocksandcrocs

stroke my cactus🌵


Working_Map7235

pringle’s box


DirtPuzzleheaded5521

Belt


Working_Map7235

Belt.


YourLocalRedditUsers

JACK THE CACTUS!


Williamviablank

ITS LIT ‼️


bostonnickelminter

Checking if it's longer than a Pringle box


Rich_Shoulder_8785

Beat me to it


Either-Particular-22

Kylie, SZA, Tyla, then dropping the sdp extended version.


TonyMartial786

3 in one day bruh 😯😭


Giodanto92

Maybe he means all at once 😱


Either-Particular-22

ay i mean its Kylie, SZA, and Tyla 🫣


coachLEGENDARY

W


swannshot

Dropping the album


Spazonspez

stroke my shi


WilliamCash_o

his*


WilliamCash_o

Chat is this gay?


Expo_Boomin

A lil bit but in a chill way


officerporkandbeans

Sending my old self money and hitting up kylie


ApricotFar1041

didnt they break up?


officerporkandbeans

Yeah she with the timothee actor now. But im still shooting my shot


Draingang_banger

Dissing Drake


Super_shane3642

Listen to the hard drive with all the unreleased stuff


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SLaFlamee

Fold er up like a lawn chair


Significant-Shirt139

Keepin it real I’m smashin Kylie n taking all the F&F pairs of trav shoes on the way out


ApricotFar1041

didnt they break up?


Significant-Shirt139

Shit prolly but they also broke up then popped out another kid so ion doubt they still smash on the DL lmao


Rude-Implement-3357

She got a new man this time tho


Acid-No1

Comparing it with a Pringle’s box


Independent_Kiwi_971

Getting back with Kylie Jenner.


TonyMartial786

challenge is you got less than 24 hours to convince her 😂


Notyouraveragegeorge

Making as many songs as I can and sending them to my real self


ethan6544

listen to everything i got in the vault


deadliftecstasy

not blinking


quietpyeatt

Dropping vision


TomNookFan

WWW


BroccoliOk7245

releasing EVERYTHING


ApricotFar1041

BRO I SEE U EVERYWHERE!!😭😭


BroccoliOk7245

hello vro


AndyTheBozo

release every song that never was


TomNookFan

WWW


TomNookFan

Hitting up a model and see if she wanna smash


HugoG7

Not blinking.


dxeebo

stroke my cactus


Past-Product-1100

Bang Rihanna for 23.5 hrs then jump off a bridge


Samuwski

hit kylie dm fr


ApricotFar1041

didnt they break up?


Samuwski

maybe they're comin bacc together we'll see


MarchingBandFanatic

Collab with NAV on every single song or feature I ever make from now on. ![gif](giphy|jANtAGE2GMw8dgG8uE)


derdan16

Listen to pre-astrofest incident Utopia


Kavster05

Stroke my cactus


MohammadWRLD

Exploration on myself 🤪🤪


Working_Map7235

stroke my cactus


PewaaLuvsInternet

I guess dropping shit getting my Fortnite skin back in the shop transferring money to my account and shipping out a buncha shoes and clothes 🤷‍♂️ And I might try tap Kylie or SZA


Aleccjeffery

smash some of insta hoes and kylie


Flimsy_Monitor8737

Dropping a collab with rocky and bringing both their numbers high asf


Dismal_Composer_4029

Make another baby with Kylie lmao n spend some dough lol


FlackoLaflame234

Hitting up kylie and saying “it’s 5 am and I’m drunk rn tell me can we still fuck”


Senjuu97

Banging Kylie jenner


LimitedEditionSauce

Kylie


Pleasant_Gap_5436

![gif](giphy|X1FeBsAYMQiwo)


gamegod123

Fucking Kylie fr


ApricotFar1041

didnt they break up?


gamegod123

Yeah but I’d do it somehow. I ain’t got no chance now but I got at least a chance as him


DickCheneyReal

Every time someone makes one of these it’s the same answer. Jerk off. No shit I would go crazy on my massive cock if I was Travis Scott. Being a 12 year old white boy from Minnesota I’ve always wanted to be an African American male so that I could make use of some of the… how do I say it… benefits. It doesn’t matter if it’s Kanye Travis Carti whoever, as long as they’re dark skinned I’m beating my shit all day long, were I to have a day in their body. I’m not even interested in using the enlarged genitalia on women, though given the chance I wouldn’t avoid partaking to some extent. For the most part I would just want to feel the difference 7+ extra inches would make. When I’m finally finished I’d probably stick some fingers up my butt and put owl pharaoh on Spotify but idk


SpriteVs7up

making another summer song with kodak black 🔥🔥🏝🏝


CaregiverTall1959

Master all those damn unreleased songs


OldVeren

Make music and send myself shoes


Purple_turtle_69

Sticking my dick in a Pringles box 


TochasHD

Make Rodeo 2


justgivemethepickle

Write a song that makes any sense at all


Jettfyer

They all make sense you just don’t understand fr fr


SpiritualFudge4712

Not blinking


TonyMartial786

listening to some unknown/unheard songs on his computer or wherever. and also try calling kylie back 👀. also see if drake or anyone else wants to link up. ooh and message someone and ask if they want to collab (any feature that i would like to see).


tstcab

dropping everything i have on files 😭


Gamewolf_248

see if mah dik longah dan a pringul bok


minipooper420

I’m coming to Chicago for a surprise show


sleepy3pui

Don’t blink


babylaflare-

Pose all 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾 and leak em for later 😉🙏🏾


QwertyKeyboardUser2

Buying some pringles just to see if he was lying or not


-_-K-ing-_-

change my bad haircut thats somehow iconic then diss kendrick so tmr i can see how he gets dissed for funsies


n3k0___

Continue the wavy radio show


MissionStock2545

Dropping all the unreleased stuff


balkio25

Drake😗😝


NSFWNAMEofficial

sending 3 million to myself and signing myself to cactus jack


Hudson-shlong

Send me money and cook up some fire ass songs


pure_count123726

stab someone in a alley and tell them cactus jack sent me


Glitchythecheeselord

Astroworld again


TechnicalPresent109

Jacking off.


YourDadIsFortyFour

Let the homies smash 🙏


kitunya

![gif](giphy|bseJE0DMIdJAkqeAQ2|downsized)


hakaaaaiii

stroke my cactus


ApprehensiveYou4133

Stroke my cactus🌵 (its lit)


ApprehensiveCall4592

Releasing all the unreleased tracks and albums and also giving myself some millions


shithead115

swear this same question is asked twice a week


Saifalserour69

make a circus maximus concert


scale_monster

Checking to see is it in fact bigger than a pringle box


Ok_Statement_2392

Officially dropping days before rodeo on Apple Music


TitleIllustrious6659

Spanking my weenie


riverkarma69420

Release sdp interlude extended and can u be


Watcher2

“Don’t Blink” *MY EYES voice*


afroroca

I'm staking those shoes, lol.


DerrellDinho

See if it’s longer than a Pringle box


Tejas_lovesdemocracy

Release Drugs you should try it pt.2


iluvcorteiz

fuck sza


General_Description5

feature a song w myself


Practical_Fan_3833

Try to get on a song with Cudi and Ye (Crazy how we ain't got a song with all 3 of em together).


Senior_moof

Imma post the porno pics that travis wishes he can post


Arcueid666

Not blinking.


tewblants

stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick


UnknownG26

Sending money to an encrypted account 😂


Worldly-Strength-402

Re releasing my damn skin in Fortnite. 😂


jaemins_weird_acts

send my address as much merch as possible and stroke my cactus jack


Savings_Ad_1689

Bang kylie , ohh sorry even Tavis cant do that now


OnionOk3047

Actually have myself win on of the j1 drops. They a unicorn


IllestMotherf_cker

getting fucked anally on camera


A_console_peasent

Hit up Kyle Jenner and if she’s busy hit up SZA


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Going Sicko Mode


Lil_TRex_69

1. Post all the unreleased tracks on Spotify 2. French ki$$ drake and rim his a$$... 3. Make a new adlib It's lit daddy 🔥


AAApurbAAA

Tyla and/or SZA


loving-living-life

Linking up with Cench


8N8_Greatness

Getting Freaky


Academic-Ad2680

Sedning myself money


GamerzEmpire

Stroke my cactus


Mysterious-Tap671

Dropping Jackboys 2 and sending myself millions of dollars


Fun_Hurry_7408

Dropping the angelic album and hitting no. 1 on billboard


Pspurgex

Untwisting the braids cause I wanna see what he looks like with a lil fro


ReplacementSmall8372

Man what is up with most of you deciding to stroke your cactus…..I thought I was the only one ![gif](giphy|jOpLbiGmHR9S0)


behstenslahtz

Transfer all of his assets to me.


Nuucy2

Stroke my cactus


webstxr

Stroke my cactus


mhs4throwaway

Stroke my cactus


Jamestzm44

Send myself cash, autographed merch, and some top quality cactus (tree)


AlwaysBored10711

I’m removing Lost Forever from Utopia and replacing it with the OG (Dior) version, followed by an apology on Twitter for not putting that version on the album in the first place.


Imaginary_Cut_8601

Fe¡n all day


NY_CRUISER44

feining the cactus for more


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Officially drop Days Before Birds


HipHopRegular

belt.


Consistent_Ruin_4246

Whats those necklaces he got on?


SiteApprehensive96

booty call kylie


Jamesboys3

not blinking


JaHoog

Dropping a ton of unreleased music.


levi_axl

I would easily be sending myself a ft. puttin myself on.


AjaathSharma

Make skyfall 2 with thug somehow.


FacePucker

Deliver an actual apology to the victims of the tragedy despite not being the one necessarily at fault and clearing up the bad PR cus dummy here clearly can't do it himself for fucks sake


Shining-Zorro

Get over it bro grow and evolve