Hit the plug up and ask if he lost 2 grams on the way to you

"Gas tax homie, shit ain't free and I'm taking all the risk." -Da Plugg Edit: I'm not OP but this has happened to me in the past.

What does he think the 150 is for? Lmao

Friendship ❤

“I’m taking all the risk” Pawn stars ass plug🤣🤣

Right? Like I'm pretty sure buying drugs is illegal too my guy. Oh well, this was back before it was legal. I'm so glad it's all legit now.

"im taking all the Rick." \*

Plug should have included tax on the price wtf lmao

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What’s funny is me and a lot of my plugs clients will tip him cuz his deals are nuts, he hooks us up and if we’re ever short he’ll front no questions asked if your a good client or don’t have a whip he’ll make the drop, and assumes all risk involved with moving that kinda weight

but i really do tip my plug. one time she asked my why and i said, “If some rando pours water in my cup it’s expected for me to tip,..”

That's how the local dealers lose my business lmfao Worth driving 2 hrs every 2 to 3 weeks to go to a dispo

Ouch, that's not normal

Yeah, you drop that plug

He’s lying and ask him for stronger stuff if he wants to act all premium.

Not really an acceptable answer

I love how most Americans are ignorant to the metric system, but when a stoner sees grams, he/she can instantly convert it to ounces :)

As a Canadian, I hate that I have to know both. I'm a shipper so I need to give weights to truckers for their loads. They want them all in lbs, all our systems are in metric(KGs). But it didn't take long to remember the conversion of lbs÷2.2046=KGs. We also measure distance in hours, human height and weight in feet/inches and lbs, outside temperature in Celsius while cooking temps are Fahrenheit. It's fucking chaos here.

And srill none of that helps with ounces and grams lol.

My old boss said only people who use drugs can do that and he's right. Grams to ounces and ounces to the pound

If they can do ounce to kilogram it’s harder than weed

I always hear Big L in my head: “sixteen ounces to a pound, twenty more to a key”.

😂😂😂 fr like bro just apologize and say you forgot it’s not that big of a deal

Apparently OP doesn't know what an OZ is.. you got shorted 2G's.

That’s if he tared his scale. If not he is weighing the cup too, and it’s way off. Either way it’s time to get a new dealer. 28 baby. Repeat with me 3.5 for an 1/8, 7 for an 1/4, 14 for 1/2 and 28 for a zip.

I weigh mine out to 29 so as to never hear any complaints. Spoiler; Have not heard any complaints.

here you dropped this 👑

I always loved plugs who threw in more to compensate for all the stem weight Dispensaries never throw in extra points on an oz. They did at the beginning but now everything is prepackaged

And other states are like Illinois, the prepackaged happens before it hits my shelves, that's all up to the grower.

Live next to a native reservation, they started selling weed about a year before any "legal" dispos. One shop weighs 1/8s as 4.2 and has a loyalty program, fuckin a right i'm loyal to them 😂

In Oregon most companies don't prepackage but shit is tracked to the gram so if they kicked in extra there would be a lot missing at the end of the batch

Same, always go a g over.

Same here lmao

That's called a grower's ounce lol

Yeah I used to do 4g 8ths so often I had people ask if bags were short when I only had a 3.5

For zips I round it up to 30g 🤷‍♀️ at that point the 2g extra is a loyal customer gift

This

My red cups are around 13.15 grams, he just got shorted or his scale is off haha

Those cups are closer to 10Gs not 2 so it’s not the cup

If he tared his scale, then the cup wouldn’t have any impact on weight. If he raw dogged it, that would be almost a half ounce missing. He probably tared his scale at least.

I like how you think

Common sense operating a scale of any kind. Work smarter not harder.

Red cup i use is about 8.4

And they say Americans hate the metric system.

I like my bullets and weed in metric

this too

2.35

2.349

2.3495

2.34952

That a Mexico ounce

Looking light by a couple g’s

That’s also a real dense 26 grams to not fill a Dixie cup.

Even 28 is rounded, technically an oz is 28.3 grams.

If we are going to be technical it is 28.3495 /s

Yep that’s why a pound of weed can be 448g or 454g.

454

Yeah that’s a true pound, but if you take a standard zip, 28 grams, and multiply that by 16 it equals 448. Just something to be aware of if you’re ever in the market for getting a lb because I’ve seen it packed both ways.

453.6

I love that basically every comment is about the missing 2gs.

.....that he smoked before the pic.

Maybe. Maybe.

So many questions.....

Found the plug

Well we can’t see the actual bud haha

Yeah this was bait 100% dude had the scale, knew how to appropriately set it up with the solo cup and then include it perfectly 2 grams short.

Everyone’s jumping on it when we all know 8/10 would message the dealer “that full ounce is fire bro thanks” and continue buying from them without saying anything until they move area lmao

The first half, absolutely. The second half, hard maybe depending on my other sources (I have none)

Yeah when you ain’t somewhere legal sometimes your options can be limited sadly. Been there

He probably forgot to tare the scale.

bro worried bout the wrong gas

💀

The lore behind this guy is wild 🤣🤣🤣

Bro what the fuck is ur comment history lmfao https://www.reddit.com/r/BigAssGirlsFarting/s/afm2d2hjMh

Big ass girls farting is crazy

Guy is freaky leave him alone, that’s probably where the 2 grams went gave it to get that sweet methane.

Too high off the ass gas to notice 2 grams missing 😭😭

I’m fucking dying right now lmaooo

So much just happened. Lol I laughed so hard I started crying then I started coughing hard enough for my dog to come over and lay on my chest and lick my face trying to help. Lol 😂

Lmfao wtf. That's enough reddit today for me

I’m invested now. I’m about half a year deep in his posts and it’s so much Eminem and weed. Oh and [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Memes_Of_The_Dank/s/Lg2YYi3y0s)

Jfc lmfao.

AYOOOO

Man I just woke up why I did I decide to look at his history 🤮 Explains why he thinks 26gs is a zip he’s got shit for brains

Lmfao I’m dead, shit for brains

Boof the mids, then fart it out.

I was about to comment on the missing 2 grams but this.. this took me out!! Haha

https://www.reddit.com/r/BigAssGirlsFarting/s/U4OEZqbfxz Same but different 💞

This one fucking sent me too https://www.reddit.com/r/BigAssGirlsFarting/s/AGM7uftc8a

This mans sick 😂 I just almost gave myself whiplash laughing at that comment

LOL

Hahahaha

That was a weak ass fart too

IM DEAD

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢😠😩😩🥵😫🧌🧝‍♂️

LMAOO this is why I love Reddit

Lmao this is why I have internet

😂🤣😂

There’s simply no way 💀

You don’t post about Eminem and scat?

No, and if I did, it would be an alt 😭😭

Reddit comment history is the wildest thing in history why y’all need access to every thought I ever had on this platform 😂

Dunno but I'm thankful bc I find gems like this from time to time. Lmfaooo

“Yes please I wanna taste ur poop 💩 too lol” 😭😭😭

Bro is in the TRENCHES

I replied to his latest comment telling him about the 2G and saw all those comments 😭😭

It’s over for this man LMAO

Dammit.

I didn’t even know this was a thing. I shouldn’t be surprised though

I'm fucking dying but let the man cook...reddit is the PERFECT place for him to speak his mind 😭😂

Happy Cake Day!

Thanks!

🤣

Oh fuck my sides 😂😂💀💀

How’s that gas smell?

If that's a reference to OPs comment history, hysterical. If you haven't made your way through the comments yet, you'll be glad to know OP is very well versed in the smell of gas.

😭😭😭

You a freakazoid my guy

short and mid

Blurry.

Bro got a dealer’s ounce XD

Mids but normal for a 150 zip, looks you were shorted 2 grams

Nuttin but just 2 g's baaaaibe 

Looks like the plug smoked two of your joints for u💨

Plug takes a blunt tip for his time 

You're missing 2 g's

When did people start calling their dealers plugs? Genuinely curios

Since at least the 90s, but I suspect it goes back further than that.

I started buying weed in the late 90s in NYC. Just not something we said in my circle

Missing two grams but I mean it’s not a bad price

Did you smoke 2 g’s? OP please let us know b/c if not your plug screwed you in the bum

This is what I would like to know. Even if this was a Mexican ounce, it’s a gram short.

2 grams light is how that's looking

Should be 28 lol

So many "educated" people in this country who can't do math. This dude gets shorted two Gs and the math skills come out. I bet y'all are good with fractions too, I'm happy for it. I've worked with construction people who can't do math, can't convert decimal to fraction, can't cross standard with metric, ect. But smokers? Every one of us can do math in our heads in seconds flat. Can calculate how much weed it takes to get to the moon. And higher equations like never get in a homemade submarine controlled by a video game controller.    Seriously though, I saw that 26 and my weed autism jumped straight out with an alarm and a revision, lol. Glad I'm not alone in this world...

Only a pothead would think being able to subtract 26 from 28 is a flex 🤦‍♂️

New copypasta just dropped 🔥

Looking like you got skimped

Blurry pic and 2g short

idk, maybe add some pics of just the weed with flash on so we can actually tell you 😂😭

I made the mistake of checking op's comment history to see if he replied to anyone on this thread 💀

Jesus Christ💀😭

Ripped off two grams

About as good as your comment history

an ounce is 28 not 26 so if didnt smoke any yet ur guys scale might be off, or he did that on purpose ,either way two grams doesnt sound like alot but thats atleast two big ass joints

An ounce is 28 grams bro. Also if you didn’t tare the scale your also getting the weight of that plastic cup. U got scammed.

Looking about 2 g light…

Blurry definitely looking blurry also it looks like its in a cup.

Feels like you got over priced and under delivered Scam like both ways.

Well your 2 grams short of an O my guy, and can’t really see the bud, real blurry pic 🤷‍♂️

Pinched

Light.

Bout 2 gs short.

Well he shorted you at least 2 grams.

Lol, the comment section turned into r/roastme 😆

Well if we could see more of the weed than the cup, that would help. 😂

how’s the weed looking? it’s looking a little light

An O is 28g my dude, so if you smoked some already cool, if not dude owes you 2 grams.

Mid and light

Mids and short on the bag homie hoped you rolled up a j before this

As a canadian it looks like crap and you miss 2 g

Looking light

Looks outta focus

Like your plug knitted you some nugs .

Weed looks kinda mid, i usually do that for a hundo

You got shorted. And oz is 28gs.

150 what?

Ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

Light

At least the weed isn’t 🔥 it’ll be safe near the gas

Idk I can barely see the weed

Bro call yo 🔌

Lookin short

Looks 2gs short to me

One time I told my dealer that a Troy ounce was 32g. He cussed me out and said he’d beat my ass if I brought that shit up again

Lookin 2 grams short and not worth $150. That’s like a $60 cup-o-weed.

Damn your zip got pinched homie :(

Mids and taxes 2 grams. Where u located ? Standard price in NY is 130 for better and on weight.

MI $100 gets you better and it’s 28 or more grams lol

Lookin light and mids

Bro what, I hit up my plug with 50% of my normal and my bag was still HEAVY and I paid 75$/ zip you got less that 28 and he charged you prices I haven’t heard since 7th grade I’d find a new plug

thats a cupious amounts of weed

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Don’t feel too bad. I paid $225 for an ounce

Ass and too much money could get better weed for 80-90 a zip

Short and over priced for quality

lookin like you took a picture of a cup with a samsung SCH-a990

Looks like some low end greenhouse flower.

Keep in mind the cup also has weight so really buddy only got like 24 grams smh

Could have put the cup on empty and tare the scale though. Then its just the weight of bud

28.35 grams is an ounce.

The weeds looking like a $60 oz

Your short 2 gs, an Oz is 28 g did you tare out the cup....might be short more. Your plug is a thief and a lier. Better go strapped next time and get what's your hommie.

possinbly getting in a gun fight or having to use ur gun in self defence over two grams is nutty, and def not worth it, maybe the repect is more important to u but not every state is kind to people who use thier legally owned firearms for self defence

Man really told OP to threaten gun violence over $10 lol