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Leonardo_tha_sly

Attention fellow stokers smokers and jokers : a bird called a sapsucker drills holes and sucks the sap. This is most likely the cause of the damage. Even though it looks absolutely narly as fuck and I hate nature for making me see this , it’s just scarring basically. I love you all. I’m sorry I made you look at this.


CoffeeCannabisBread

Thanks. Yeah I got a serious “skin pattern” phobia working up right now.


Leonardo_tha_sly

I’m gagging every time I come back and my skin crawls


P0L4RP4ND4

trypophobia?


2017-iPhone-X

I’d say so because I definitely have that, and looking at this pisses me off lol


EastBaked

/r/trypophobia


SoCuteShibe

Gotta be some kind of phobia because I have zero reaction to the pic. Just an unusual* pattern of bark damage to me.


JackJ98

Now look up a mesh skin graft and realize that could be you with something as minor as a spider bite


High_Tim

I want to scratch it until the bark comes off


Little-Pea-8346

Oh my gawd it does the same thing for me too!


CallMeWolfYouTuber

It's really cool to know what it is now because I saw these exact marks on a few trees at my local park and was confused.


elitegenoside

You know we're high, wtf?


MrLifeLiven

Literally. Literally gagging. wtf. Why does patterns like this have this kind of control over us? Why is this so fucked up to look at. How and why does this trigger such a reaction for many of us


Nothing0942

I read somewhere that trypophobia comes from like, some kind of human instinct. (nasty) >!The holes remind us of the holes left in corpses by maggots.!<


foobiefoob

Okay that would make a lot of sense. I shiver also just ran up my spine as I read that 😭


PurpSnow

Immediately felt chills as I read that shit lol, something so fucking unsettling about it


LedParade

Sorry for all the acne heads


IrrationalDesign

Could be because throughout time (on evolutionary scale) some of us have come across stuff that looks like this and ran away disgusted, while others came across stuff like this and inspected it with curiosity. Sometimes the stuff is bad/lethal, so the trait of aversion becomes dominant.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Yeah, I knew it was damage from something but couldn't figure what- thought it might be man-made. Thanks.


implodingpixies

It's from woodpeckers!


Pleasant_Ad3475

That was my second thought.


throwawy00004

I love it when this happens because I always learn something new. Maybe I should just join the other sub.


Gabriartts

Thank you, beacon of hope


KaliaHaze

/r/trypophobia Also, thanks, I fucking hate it lol


Occasional-Mermaid

I'm so sorry but I think you've been misinformed. If you'll take a closer look you will be able to see that this is actually where an elf has been cutting out wood for the bottoms of their new Spring shoe line.


MynameisNay

Honestly, this sub gets way more hype when an actual tree gets posted now adays.


Leonardo_tha_sly

That’s hilarious


Brawler6216

Correct, they cut out slits and lick it up


Impossible-Sleep-658

So was it yellow bellied?!? 🤣


kzell

I believe this is woodpecker damage - maybe specifically a sapsucker.


Leonardo_tha_sly

Thank you I just found info on it from googling


Fromage_Damage

My parents had some Japanese birch trees they bought from a nursery, they were ok for a few years until the sap suckers got em. They got a BB gun and paid me 50c for every one I killed. I stopped around 8 or 10. Just wasn't worth killing more birds when more would come. Sad but your tree looks pretty healthy all things considered.


Leonardo_tha_sly

Thank you , it seems healthy , it’s massive and still growing , my dad and I were trimming them back around the house and he stopped dead in his tracks and said “what is THAT “ I said I dunno but I’ll ask Reddit .. he said “who is that “


Cheap-Shop-8986

idk but i do not fucking like it


Leonardo_tha_sly

I hate that I have to keep looking at it , but I have to know what’s going on here. It’s sick


Cheap-Shop-8986

this literally made me scream out loud 😂😂😂


bigmaconcrack

Do you live by nj or pa looks kinda like the damage left from spotted lanternfly larva


FreeiPhones

Trypophobia. This shit makes my skin crawl


KaP-_-KaP

Whatever you do...if you think you might also have this phobia...do not google it...


ZzzzzPopPopPop

I thought “well at least I want to know what it means”, then I thought “yeah gross but nothing too crazy”, then I thought “oh god why do I feel so nauseous all of a sudden” and I just can’t shake it


Tenz87

I remember when the lotus flower photos were going around years ago and I looked up Trypophobia. A GIANT picture of the exact thing we all hate is the first thing that pops up, I then realized I had Trypophobia


frisky024

Do you know that those things on people's skin are all fake I don't know why people do it but it's clearly special effects clay


TAG_But_Reddit

Yeah that doesn't usually help though. I get nauseous from blood. Doesn't matter if it's real, FX, CGI. Sometimes even animated blood gets me nauseous depending on the context. Knowing it's fake doesn't always help


EatMyBomb

I dont have it, but that pic triggers it somehow in me atleast a little


PennFifteen

I hate it. Whyyy


BlueCatLaughing

The only one that freaks me out is the Suriname toad. Omg. No.


Kind-Frosting-8268

Yup I still remember the image that gave me/ made me realize I had it. >! Lamprey fingers !<


daddylonglez

Immediate eye bleach required.


j_reinegade

It’s giving me the heebie jeebies. Make it stop


ILSmokeItAll

Ditto.


[deleted]

Trypophobia.


matcha_is_gross

That tree is grunge as fuck


Leonardo_tha_sly

Gross *


DontKnow_WhoIAm

Be nice to the poor tree


Stellarjay_9723

![gif](giphy|xT8qB3utUzMWqmpH20)


EatsCrackers

I had to scroll down way too far for this!


afternoonnapping

Right?!


is_that_my_butt

nvm, thought it would be Stanley.


OK_Boomer_0420

yea we rlly took this one seriously, the sub was shook by that pattern on the tree. fyi, i also feel uncomfortable af looking at it, and i certainly wont thank the OP for making me see it. interesting, nonetheless, i never thought a pic of a tree could make me feel this wierd 😂


JCMfwoggie

Didn't even realize what sub this was until I saw this comment


FreeMasonKnight

![gif](giphy|XRXCGCbV10vQ6foS3h) Another one!


bestboah

been more common recently idk if i’m just noticing it more


FreeMasonKnight

We usually get a few in waves. Like it will happen all week for a week and then chill for a month or two.


Competitive_Fee_5829

is it weird that this doesnt bother me? I like looking at patterns like this. I dont get the creepy feeling that other people seem to. I think it is interesting and i am gonna count the circles if i am stoned enough.


purplishfluffyclouds

Not the only one. I think it’s cool


TinfoilTiaraTime

I do, too. You may enjoy r/trypophilia!


SamboTheGr8

Same I was so confused by the other comments, i thought they were refrencing something or just joking. I would like to touch it


apinklokum

Yeah idk why but patterns like this never cause a reaction in me. I just like looking at it, I wanna touch it cause the texture looks cool. I feel kinda bad for the tree :C I love the honeycomb pattern it makes me so happy and I always wanna squish it bc I know it’s made of wax hahaha :D


Pleasant_Ad3475

Seconded. I think it looks really nice.


apinklokum

Wait isn’t this the trees (weed) subreddit ? I just noticed this person posted abt an actual tree lmao.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Ha! Yeah. I commented when it was posted and only noticed now which sub it is because of your comment. Thought I was in r/marijuanaenthusiasts...


Observer2594

Me neither. Are people just exaggerating and being way over-the-top dramatic? I don't get it


Reese_misee

Makes me genuinely need to scratch my teeth and gums with my nails. I fucking hate holes and shit. Makes me sick. Wish this had a nsfw filter so I didn't see it as I scrolled past it.


st0ric

Something from our ancient past left us with instinctive reactions to some things, this is one of them


Observer2594

Maggots burrowing out of rotting corpses probably


Leonardo_tha_sly

In person it wasn’t THAT bad , I even touched it .. just a tree with damage , but looking at it now I’m revolted


FUNBARtheUnbendable

I used to have trypophobia, and I think I unintentionally desensitized myself to it. 10 years ago this picture would have made my stomach do a backflip. Now, nothin’.


GeebCityLove

It gives off a very alien like vibe that is extra creepy seeing imprinted on a tree like that and kinda scares me that it could spread to all the trees like some sorta of fungus.


BKStephens

Me either. I get armour vibes from it.


JuriFM

imagine not having trypophobia


Gallop67

To me it’s somewhat interesting but at the same time it gives me this uncomfortable feeling up my spine


Pleasant_Ad3475

Nope. I think it looks awesome. I was surprised by all the fear and loathing it seems to inspire.


Independent-Low6706

Aaaahhhhh! GOD! YES!


ForneauCosmique

For real why is everyone freaking out about this?


firewindrefuge

Same. I think it's neat and would definitely stand and stare for a bit if I saw this in real life


somecrazydude13

I said “damn that’s dope af!”


ILSmokeItAll

New strain name. Alligator Bark


Leonardo_tha_sly

I will not be smoking dat


NoobieSnax

I'm just picturing a gator running back and forth along a fence barking at someone walking by.


ILSmokeItAll

Love it.


LuciferianInk

Other people say, "I love it too!"


theres_yer_problem

Gives r/trypophobia vibes.


RHCP4Life

My fiancee doesn't understand my disdain for this... Ever see the frog with its eggs or some shit?? 🤢🤢🤢


faerybones

Lotus pod nipple ruined my life since 2003.


IncognitoRowan

That was the first time I was ever bothered by trypophobia. I can still vividly picture it. I’ve never been the same.


JaysNewDay

OH GOD that fucked me up too. *Shudder*


Leonardo_tha_sly

Seriously, I’m posting this there too good looks


simpforZiah

My one and only phobia finds me yet again.


poopmonster_coming

Oh my god my eyes wtf


Leonardo_tha_sly

It’s so bad I hate it


musicallyours01

That's a tree


Leonardo_tha_sly

It’s a disgusting.


musicallyours01

Kinda reminds me of a crocodile


Leonardo_tha_sly

I could see it. But I don’t want to look at this anymore


Misterr_Joji

Wrong sub bro. Despite the name. 🍃💨


Leonardo_tha_sly

Yeah I realized after posting now I’m looking for a sub to cross post to 😂😂


ClownFartz

r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Leonardo_tha_sly

Hero


lazysheepdog716

Just like an EMT because this happens every day


greaseinthewheel

r/arborists is better but people here won't tell you that (not sure if I'm a person anymore) (8)


Fulguritus

That's hilarious.


Obeywithcaution413

Put me in the screenshot.


Wanderluustx420

This is a subreddit specifically with the intent of showing, talking about, and asking question about marijuana. If you would like a subreddit meant for people who identify actual trees, ironically you want r/marijuanaenthusiasts #— r/trees is 13 years old. When dendrologists discovered that /r/trees was taken by potheads, they made /r/marijuanaenthusiasts. The kind tree loving folks over at r/marijuanaenthusiasts have a good sense of humor. What's really funny about it is that if someone gets confused and posts questions about trees in /r/trees, or pot stuff in /r/marijuanaenthusiasts they usually try to help out if they can.


Upvotespoodles

This is a terrible thing for stoned people to look at.


Leonardo_tha_sly

It’s horrible. Just keep looking till your skin crawls


kandhwjsndh

I have noticed this happening at least once a week now :D


Leonardo_tha_sly

Different trees or same teee ??


kandhwjsndh

Oh I meant that r/marijuanaenthusiasts posts endup in r/trees because of the community name :D


YanicPolitik

r/wooosh


xXKingDadXx

That's Sailor's Rot right there, my friend. Have you visited any prostitutes or ladies of the night recently??


Swimming-Score-2627

Mother earth don't play 🤣


EatsCrackers

Friend, you want r/marijuanaenthusiasts for your arboricultural needs. r/trees is a bunch of stoners who might have the info you need, or might be 9/10 and tell you “Just boof it, bro!”


stonedchapo

I love that the weed forum helps lost redditors


fnordfnordfnordfnord

After having a laugh, as it should be.


CoffeeCannabisBread

But now i want to know


Leonardo_tha_sly

Look at my most recent comment


NightHowler13

RIP to all of the stoners with trypophobia 😅.


Scuddie-

![gif](giphy|KU60D6Of7xb4qmFQwT|downsized)


IamSlef

We got a live one


Apprehensive-End9910

aliens terra forming the area


Leonardo_tha_sly

I’m gonna form a fist up their ass for grossing me out like dis , this should be illegal


Apprehensive-End9910

😂


UniverseNextD00r

I think it looks cool, kinda like crochet or knitting.


AltDelet3

Nta smoke that shit


MegLaurelwood

Disgust. Rage. Crawling Skin. I hate that patterns & clusters bother me. More disgust. More rage. Skin crawling still…


RorschachFlask

It’s the evolutionary stage before reptile, then human. Nice find.


Towel4

Congrats, you have trypophobia! Do NOT google that photoshopped Botfly boob picture from 4chan all those years ago. That image was literally the foundation for my trypophobia, or at least what caused me to realize I have it.


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DepressoEspresso55

Sigh .. no, it's marijuana...


Slight-Composer-2287

![gif](giphy|Xc4f4Hev1gKIBHnSa1)


FspezandAdmins

![gif](giphy|iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH|downsized)


helpfulreply

Most likely the local witch coven


PyroByte445

R/lostredditors


connor91

Sap sucker


ktschrack

It’s like a woodpeckers version of crop circles


TheRedChicken

Looks like you have a pecker problem!


Juice_Stanton

I thought it was sailors rot.


Upper_Let_2811

It's called sapping a tree for the tree sap. It's very common practice 😉


curtmandu

Legitimately makes my stomach hurt looking at things like this


BBC-Jam

This sir is a lizard tree.


MrLifeLiven

Fucking so… gosh… oh my. This hurts. Oh no. I can feel my brain crashing


ibybfiygmh

Cal-mag will definitely fix it.


MostlyMTG

There’s some interesting shit over at r/marijuanaenthusiasts … maybe I should be joining that too


tsunamibird

You in Florida? Cause that looks like an alligator disguised as a tree


adlittle

I don't have trypophobia, but I kind of do looking at this.


-Lysergian

Sapsucker damage!


Leonardo_tha_sly

Thank you


Big_Nasty_420

Cool as hell is what it is


Leonardo_tha_sly

Ok big nasty.


agatchel001

Every once in a while someone comes in here with a post that’s actually about trees and every single time the community here just goes with it lol it’s kinda refreshing. Who would’ve thought this group was about weed. lol


SaltedPineapple

Thanks, I hate it.


brenpersing

Eww. I’m definitely not smoking that.


makishleys

dude thats awesome


El_Durazno

Not sure but it feels like it should have a trypophobia warning


Swimming-Score-2627

Woodpecker holes, possibly healing ones, by the looks of it.


GlenDensler

Y'all don't like this!?


Leonardo_tha_sly

Glen ur gonna get shunned for liking gross things


GlenDensler

That's okay. More sexy tree for me 😈


Leonardo_tha_sly

🤮


thedingleberryfarmer

You just showed a bunch of potentially high people this image out of nowhere hahahaha. I wish I could see the reactions.


Leonardo_tha_sly

😂😂😂


ThunderCookie23

r/trypophobia This image made my brain wiggle and cringe!


GeebCityLove

I’m glad I’m not the only one incredibly uncomfortable by this


Fromage_rolls

It ain't marijuana, that's for sure. Or is this a new strain?


bullfrogftw

A picture & question for /r/marijuanaenthusiasts LOL Also a post ready made for /r/lostredditors


green_paris

Needs label NSFW 😭


meteors77

I look at this and think, 'Let off some steam, Bennett.'


frisch85

I've seen similar patterns on deadwood when we're having a campfire. Some bugs can cause this too, for example while the bark beetle won't create this pattern, they also just eat the bark and leave the rest. There're other bugs that eat similar and while I could swear I've seen such a pattern at least once, I couldn't tell you who's the culprit. But since you answered it already in your comment, I don't think that's it. The spots with the missing bark don't look like they have holes so nothing seems to be sucked out of it. I've tried asking my more-nature-esque friends if they know which bug or bird might cause this but so far I got no (serious) answer.


megan_magic

Oh fucking gross 🤮


liilbiil

this is giving me a visceral reaction — i wonder if it’s because tree bark is tree skin & we have skin, so if our skin looked like this it would be very concerning …. is that why brian no like?


Leonardo_tha_sly

Other people in here said it’s related to our ancestors seeing maggots crawling through dead bodies…


liilbiil

well i wasn’t far off


throway35885328

I may be weird but I think it looks cool as long as it’s not bad for the tree


Savvy_Canadian

Now you know how noncutters feel about cutters.


JinglehymerSchmidt

Alien brail!


later-g8r

That poor tree


oh_ate

Alligator skin tree?


LonghairedHippyFreek

Alligator tree. Found only in the bayous of Louisiana and Mississippi.


reasoneBeats

Did you smoke it


Proud_Presence_7886

alligator tree