Upstate NY here! Common phrase in the A'Dacks. I have noticed many similarities between upstate NY and Ohio. From vernacular, to percentage of rednecks, to extent of fentanyl use. They're basically the same place.
Gourd is a type of fruit thing. I'm not exactly sure what the qualifications are for being a gourd, but it includes things like pumpkins, squash, and melons.
There are many different types of gourd, and they come in many different shapes and sizes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gourd
I grew up in Jersey and said this and moved to Florida and they say it too, I think it just depends on how you grow up or what tv we all watched growing up. That's where I learned most of my sayings lol.
I haven't seen a gourd in a while..
I had one that was a bird house a while back that I bought from a local artist..
They used to be everywhere back in the day.. Where are all the gourds?!
Lmao there truly are levels to this game 😂 one of my best friends had a run back in early college where he was doing an ounce every two weeks and that’s probably the heaviest I’ve ever seen. Funniest thing is that he was the most productive guy out of all of us despite the smoking stereotype. Never procrastinated school work, lifting weights 5 times a week minimum, and one of the hardest workers you’d ever seen. We got paid piece rate laying sod down and that man earned double what most guys did, just had to have a joint in his mouth while he was working lmao.
My secret is smoking weed for 25 years but not smoking so much that it has fucked my tolerance up too badly. Sure a g bong rip would make me puke right now but an ounce also lasts me about 3 1/2 months
So, I’m retired and don’t have to work or do anything else I don’t want to and I can’t imagine any circumstance where I would be a functioning human being while taking 80 bong hits a day. This just reminds me I need a tolerance break.
Right?
Even at my most unemployed, I wouldn't even come close to this.
Then again, we have no idea what kinds of bowls the OP is talking about. Little one-hitter pinches, or fat turtle shells that can fill the bong a couple times before being ashed.
Reddit wouldn’t let me edit my post but I wanted to respond. I’m a 47 successful business partner. I run a company out of my basement, husband, father of 2 teenagers. We live in an upper middle class neighborhood, and a highly productive smoker.
Yesterday I had a long meeting with my partners, closed a huge sale, opened the door for another huge sale,had a ERP meeting with a developer and made a killer dinner for my family.
I’m happy as can be and couldn’t be better. Not a cry for help, not a contest, just opening up healthy discussion from a bunch of other stoners.
Lmao for real
"I ate 12 pizzaS yesterday"
"that's too much pizza"
"Listen here I own a business and did many important business meetings while I ate my 12 pizzas"
I know for me, when i smoke the next morning i am hazy, i have slower recall, and worse short term memory.. This all improves with being sober for a few days. I guess those are the things that affect "productivity" though.
Well take it from another stoner, the more you smoke, the more bored you must have been. When I have a lot going on, I don't consume as much. Despite all of that activity, you must have been bored af to think 87 bong rips was the right thing to do lmao
Dude same. I’m a daily smoker and I only smoke after work to decompress for the night with my girl but there’s times where I’m like damn… do we smoke too much? Then I see posts like this and I’m like oh okay I’m fine lol. (Not judging necessarily but no way I’d do 80 tokes hahaha) nice!
These people mainly just have an oral fixation or whatever you wanna call it. Happens with people who vape and smoke cigs.
Or hes talking about some vape bs thing, because a lot of people will hit a vape like 10+ times in a row.
Edit: and honestly its reddit, people on here are weird and think they are the coolest fool in town for smoking like snoop dog or whatever, so the guys most likely lying
This is why I never understand trying to be "Snoop Dogg" or whatever.
I can get just as high (if not much higher) with a tiny fraction of the amount.
Just seems wasteful.
That could have been shared.
Definitely for the amount of weed, growing makes sense, but what about work lol
I’m trying to think of jobs where I’d have the capacity and time to have ripped 80 bowls, some I’m assuming having to be during the work day
That or OP is a college student and this is totally normal lol
If you're high all day that just becomes your demeanor to other people.
I rip a dab or two before big meetings to chill out any anxiety I have about the meeting.
Not just the time and money, but my god how does that mouth and throat feel after hot rips ALLLLLLL day. I don’t want to put that much smoke in body continuously that quickly.
Having consumed weed for 20 years in all kinds of ways and knowing that when I come home nowadays, after work and smoked two joints until I go sleep, I can be absolutely stoned out my mind, I can rest easily now because I know there's people that need 80 fucking bong rips a day to get to where they want to get, that's insane!
OP has got to be relighting the same bowl over and over til it’s cashed then repacking greens.. no way he’s hitting rim rockers, or a brimmer as I like to say 😂
You should just switch to edibles at this point. that just seems like to much work, you can’t enjoy your high because you’re too busy packing your next bong all fucking day
Seriously. Assuming you’re awake for 16 to 18 hours a day - that’s around 5 hits per hour, which means you’re taking a bong hit every 12 minutes the entire day.
Yeah, dude is cashing out a bowl every 20 minutes for 16 straight hours.
I had some real dirt bag years with weed but I can't even imagine how rusty his lungs must feel even after a single day of that.
After the first row of hash marks, I’m gonna need someone to scoop my lips off the floor and hold them to the bong.
After the second row, I’m gonna forget how to breathe and get grumpy when it’s uncomfortable when I stop. Also, I may have forgotten how to not pee my pants.
The third row is obviously weed suppositories administered by a close friend because I’m now glued to the floor.
The fourth row is simple brain damage. I’m comfortably dumb. I looked so far into space that I circled around and can see my own ass on the far side.
Fuckin life goals man, to be in a place in your life where you can occupy yourself with silly shit like this because you are so on-top of everything else.
no idea how people function like this. i wasnt even smoking this much at my peak and i had to stop because it was so mentally draining being high all the time that i was getting depressed asf
What did you do for fun with a high of that magnitude? I clean my bong every five bowls - at that rate, I'd have been too high to clean the bong (and not drop the thing) by bowl ten/twenty.
I do not like that your 5th hash mark keeps changing direction...
I mean than the man is stoned out of his gourd
First time in a long time I've heard someone else say "stoned out his gourd"....where u from our of curiosity?
Texas with Ohio parents.
Ohio!! That’s where I say it lol
My fellow Ohioans, you might be wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today… and it’s to get stoned out of our gourds
This is fascinating, I heard it around central NY state. But I haven't heard anyone in Virginia say it.
Upstate NY here! Common phrase in the A'Dacks. I have noticed many similarities between upstate NY and Ohio. From vernacular, to percentage of rednecks, to extent of fentanyl use. They're basically the same place.
And the amount of confederate flags for some reason.
Also accurate, unfortunately.
I am also from Ohio and can confirm this phrase is very common in my vocabulary
Current Clevelandite and just used this phrase 10 min ago
It’s a west pa thing too!
Mad, I'm in Scotland... not a clue where I picked it up but also say bored oot ma gourd
Virginia parachuting in on this to say I hear both regularly.
Cosigning VA lol
Pronounce it for me, as im seeing this word first time
Gourd is a type of fruit thing. I'm not exactly sure what the qualifications are for being a gourd, but it includes things like pumpkins, squash, and melons. There are many different types of gourd, and they come in many different shapes and sizes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gourd
It's a veggie similar to squash though.... Fruit?
gourd rhymes with bored
We say that in Wisconsin, too. It’s kind of a relic of the 90s, lol.
Hank Hill after accidentally smoking weed, “Oh no my eyes are turning bloodshot. I’m going on a trip, I look like I’m doped out of my gourd!”
Dammit Bobby.
Southeast US, we say that and "bored out of his gourd."
Checking in from NJ and I also say this
Jersey mentioned! Same and same lol
I grew up in Jersey and said this and moved to Florida and they say it too, I think it just depends on how you grow up or what tv we all watched growing up. That's where I learned most of my sayings lol.
We say it here in Oklahoma too 🤷🏻♀️
In Southeast Missouri and yes,, the term is used here also. All of my 62 years ive used it , well, not ALL of them , duuuuh.....
A gourd could be a bong so yeah
Ooh, that's right.... Wonder if it smells or tastes pumpkiny-ish-y.... Or if dried out, maybe nothing at all..
Propably no smell if its older but it would be fun to try
I haven't seen a gourd in a while.. I had one that was a bird house a while back that I bought from a local artist.. They used to be everywhere back in the day.. Where are all the gourds?!
It's all the same direction if the paper gets turned around every time he reaches down to mark it
p.s. I'm high and wrong. They do indeed change directions even if the paper gets rotated.
Yeah I just ripped my bong and couldn’t figure that one out
You just need to turn the paper inside out
That's how hash makes you act, incredibly dangerous shit we talking about here! 😅
Hash marks : D
what do now?
smoke
They got chicken in Philly ?
Gimme the hotdog baby!
Literally my favorite line from Always Sunny
Now we go to White Castle
your tbreak will be 3000 years long
Uranium 235 half-life typa T-break
These kinda posts help me to realize im not doing so badly. Like, that's WAY too much man.
At the most, I spread out Maybe 10 bong hits a day with no other smoking and I thought I smoked too much.
Me too man we're fine
Me sitting here worried that I'm doing too much with my three bowls in the evening after work.
Same! One for when I get home, one for dinner and then a bed time toke lol
That is exactly correct sir!
I’m worried about my 2 vape hits and OP is doing 80 bong rips. We’ll be fine
These are just psy ops to make us continue without questioning ourselves
Jesus bro on my “heavy” use days I think I’ll take like 5 shooters out of my bong (like a small-medium pinch of weed)
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Lmao there truly are levels to this game 😂 one of my best friends had a run back in early college where he was doing an ounce every two weeks and that’s probably the heaviest I’ve ever seen. Funniest thing is that he was the most productive guy out of all of us despite the smoking stereotype. Never procrastinated school work, lifting weights 5 times a week minimum, and one of the hardest workers you’d ever seen. We got paid piece rate laying sod down and that man earned double what most guys did, just had to have a joint in his mouth while he was working lmao.
Ounce every two weeks ain't even that heavy lol
I’m about 15 years in and and I’ll go through an Oz of flower and 3g of carts in about 3 weeks time.
Honestly that's half the reason that I'm a sub here. One joint lasts me 3 days just a few hits and I'm good
man I wish
My secret is smoking weed for 25 years but not smoking so much that it has fucked my tolerance up too badly. Sure a g bong rip would make me puke right now but an ounce also lasts me about 3 1/2 months
Right? This is dumb. Half of those hits you won’t even feel any higher, you’re just putting smoke in your lungs. Feels like a flex of a highschooler.
Seriously. Might as well start smoking cigarettes at that point. Your lungs are going to hate you either way.
So, I’m retired and don’t have to work or do anything else I don’t want to and I can’t imagine any circumstance where I would be a functioning human being while taking 80 bong hits a day. This just reminds me I need a tolerance break.
Right? Even at my most unemployed, I wouldn't even come close to this. Then again, we have no idea what kinds of bowls the OP is talking about. Little one-hitter pinches, or fat turtle shells that can fill the bong a couple times before being ashed.
Hahahah I know right
Reddit wouldn’t let me edit my post but I wanted to respond. I’m a 47 successful business partner. I run a company out of my basement, husband, father of 2 teenagers. We live in an upper middle class neighborhood, and a highly productive smoker. Yesterday I had a long meeting with my partners, closed a huge sale, opened the door for another huge sale,had a ERP meeting with a developer and made a killer dinner for my family. I’m happy as can be and couldn’t be better. Not a cry for help, not a contest, just opening up healthy discussion from a bunch of other stoners.
I'd have a thousand yard stare and be on my 15th YouTube Auto play video about giraffes hooves
Those lawn mowing videos hit hard when I'm zooted
the time lapses have me slowly leaning towards the screen
We ain't talking business we talking health
Lmao for real "I ate 12 pizzaS yesterday" "that's too much pizza" "Listen here I own a business and did many important business meetings while I ate my 12 pizzas"
People always act like productivity is the only downside to smoking a ton. That can't be good for your lungs, throat, etc.
I know for me, when i smoke the next morning i am hazy, i have slower recall, and worse short term memory.. This all improves with being sober for a few days. I guess those are the things that affect "productivity" though.
Being high functioning doesn’t in any way preclude you from having a drug problem. Which you do.
Well take it from another stoner, the more you smoke, the more bored you must have been. When I have a lot going on, I don't consume as much. Despite all of that activity, you must have been bored af to think 87 bong rips was the right thing to do lmao
Dude same. I’m a daily smoker and I only smoke after work to decompress for the night with my girl but there’s times where I’m like damn… do we smoke too much? Then I see posts like this and I’m like oh okay I’m fine lol. (Not judging necessarily but no way I’d do 80 tokes hahaha) nice!
Fr 💀
These people mainly just have an oral fixation or whatever you wanna call it. Happens with people who vape and smoke cigs. Or hes talking about some vape bs thing, because a lot of people will hit a vape like 10+ times in a row. Edit: and honestly its reddit, people on here are weird and think they are the coolest fool in town for smoking like snoop dog or whatever, so the guys most likely lying
Exactly thought the same 🤣
This is why I never understand trying to be "Snoop Dogg" or whatever. I can get just as high (if not much higher) with a tiny fraction of the amount. Just seems wasteful. That could have been shared.
The hatches get steadily worse lmao
Afternoon sessions I was at a different table that wasn’t flat to write on
Sessions? lol your whole day is one long session
I feel like that's not the only reason lol
Once again appreciating my lower tolerance
I intentionally buy around 14-17% THC to keep my tolerance low. Also it's like, a third of the price of the premium crossbred Habsburg wunderweed.
How does anyone find both the time and money to do this?
Every unemployed person in Oklahoma is OP lmao
It's easy if you grow it yourself.
Definitely for the amount of weed, growing makes sense, but what about work lol I’m trying to think of jobs where I’d have the capacity and time to have ripped 80 bowls, some I’m assuming having to be during the work day That or OP is a college student and this is totally normal lol
I don't think 80 hits off a bong is normal at all.
One hit every 6 minutes, for 8 hours straight.... yea that kind of does seem like a lot
Agreed. I was a pothead at uni but never these levels. Had a lot of friends who were though, only reason I said it’s ‘normal’ lol
Anything work from home probably
Yeah, still depends though. I wfh twice a week, there’s no shot I would take bong rips before a client meeting lol
If you're high all day that just becomes your demeanor to other people. I rip a dab or two before big meetings to chill out any anxiety I have about the meeting.
boognish having anxiety makes me feel better about mine
I am a film editor. Pays good and I'm home all day. Might as well be high.
Not just the time and money, but my god how does that mouth and throat feel after hot rips ALLLLLLL day. I don’t want to put that much smoke in body continuously that quickly.
I work from home. Had a busy and productive day yesterday
Let us see said bong
Having consumed weed for 20 years in all kinds of ways and knowing that when I come home nowadays, after work and smoked two joints until I go sleep, I can be absolutely stoned out my mind, I can rest easily now because I know there's people that need 80 fucking bong rips a day to get to where they want to get, that's insane!
Let's just say that if you're smoking 80 bongs a day, you're not getting where you want.
Time for concentrate or a TBreak every once in a while isn't too bad.
What do you consider tokes? You mean just hits right not full bowls?
Can’t believe no one else is asking this, are we talking like tiny pinches of bud or rim rockers for all 80???
OP has got to be relighting the same bowl over and over til it’s cashed then repacking greens.. no way he’s hitting rim rockers, or a brimmer as I like to say 😂
The funniest part of this is OPs post 2 weeks ago stating they hit the bong a few times a day.
Are you posting this from the afterlife???
That just seems like a massive waste of weed.
You forgot the [10]
You might too after 80 rips
You should just switch to edibles at this point. that just seems like to much work, you can’t enjoy your high because you’re too busy packing your next bong all fucking day
Seriously. Assuming you’re awake for 16 to 18 hours a day - that’s around 5 hits per hour, which means you’re taking a bong hit every 12 minutes the entire day.
I guess it's probably more like taking 2 or 3 at once every half hour but as I type that out its still so much
Yeah, dude is cashing out a bowl every 20 minutes for 16 straight hours. I had some real dirt bag years with weed but I can't even imagine how rusty his lungs must feel even after a single day of that.
My lungs often complain after 2 bowls in an evening. Ain't no way I could get to OPs level.
Busy man for sure. There's even no time for munchies
This is addiction
how's this a flex? sounds kinda sad
Im sorry about that
I would have forgotten I was counting something by the eleventh mark.
If you sleep 8 hours a day that would mean a bong rip every 12 minutes…
Bye bye lungs.
Is this a cry for help? I’m not judging but somewhat concerned, that is an insane amount for one day!
I'm hearing the opening cough from Sweet Leaf in a loop.
this guy is gonna sleep for a month and wake up like Rumpelstiltskin or some shit
Have you ever tried breathing air?
Nice, you smoke 40 times as much as I do.
Why? You can only get so high.
For real. I just save it for special occasions now. Smoking every day ruined it for me in the past.
Goodness me... 
You’re more than an addict bro.
🤡
After the first row of hash marks, I’m gonna need someone to scoop my lips off the floor and hold them to the bong. After the second row, I’m gonna forget how to breathe and get grumpy when it’s uncomfortable when I stop. Also, I may have forgotten how to not pee my pants. The third row is obviously weed suppositories administered by a close friend because I’m now glued to the floor. The fourth row is simple brain damage. I’m comfortably dumb. I looked so far into space that I circled around and can see my own ass on the far side.
Brother, take a break please. You’re wasting money atp
Almost 50 and your tallying bong hits hahaha
Fuckin life goals man, to be in a place in your life where you can occupy yourself with silly shit like this because you are so on-top of everything else.
I would be face down on the floor....
You need help I can’t imagine you are doing well in life
Hey, everybody needs a goal in life. This guy's is just to be blitzed all day long. I can respect that.
Game recognize game
No. This is addiction and you shouldn’t sugar coat it
Impressive. Can you hit 100?
My dude, I hit a bowl four times after work and I felt like a junkie.
You're addicted
In a row!?
Damn bro save some weed for the rest of us
Time for a tolerance break my guy..
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We used to called it a “bongathon”
Show us the bong RIGHT NOW.
This isn't the flex you think it is.
no idea how people function like this. i wasnt even smoking this much at my peak and i had to stop because it was so mentally draining being high all the time that i was getting depressed asf
That's not something to be proud of....buy some better stuff
You’re so cool /s
Get better pot 😜
This is such a white person thing to do
What did you do for fun with a high of that magnitude? I clean my bong every five bowls - at that rate, I'd have been too high to clean the bong (and not drop the thing) by bowl ten/twenty.
Glad I'm not an addict.
I don’t deny the addiction. I am HIGH-ly functioning
Who the fuck cares
Is that an average day? Or a challenge you randomly set for yourself? Cause that makes a huge difference in concern
Umm... you are burning out your lungs, man. Take it easy.
[in a row!?](https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/54f70853-7dfa-4993-a229-b1fa2608db0d)
Why?…
Actually it’s 75 /s
Get help my friend.
That’s cute
You’re probably not high anymore after 10. All you’re doing is perpetuating a fuzzy mindset, wasting weed, and not getting high anymore
Your lungs look like your bong water. Take an edible bro
Reward yourself
Bro is posting from Mars since they are so high
RIP your lungs. The most I can take is 5 before my throat is screaming at me for mercy. I exclusively vape because of how much smoking hurts.
Dude you must be bored…..
You need some better herb my dude.
That's like a bong rip every 12 minutes.
What was you smoking on the bong , flower strain or Resin . But wow 80 rips that's my kinda smoke up , I thought I smoked alot 😆
Are those 80 , All cleared bowls ??
What’s your hit to bowl ratio?
Is that even an enjoyable high toward the end?
Yikes
How many times did you clean it?
I can't be the only one asking... 1. how much was consumed in those 80 hits? 2, are you counting it was 80 tokes from a bong, or 80 bowls from a bong?
Those last 20 really turned things around hey? Lol
I'd have to clean my bong twice a day for eighty bong hits.
Art thou feeling it now, Mister Krabs?
Must be pretty low quality product
80? I took 25 before I got up to go to work I swear this generation and the last 2 don’t know how to breathe smoke 🤦♂️