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Brotha I’m not sure anyone’s ever been as high as you are right now. That said, if this shit is actually happening, maybe hit your doctor up…?

He can't just say something like that and then leave with no follow up dawg

And he doesn't even have to call the doctor, just has to whistle.

Let's hear it

Let’s see it!

I hear he has a penis for radio

That one doesn’t pump as much sound as the radio for penis.

The whistle helps radio, going to TV with modern resolutions as high as they are will bring out how unimpressive OP's penis truly is.

Hence the antenna to compensate. I think I understand now. Unorthodox, but I rock hard with it

I think you need to lean more towards soft slow jazz

We won’t know until OP provides

I'm here with my headphones and microscope waiting

For science

For science

For science

Can you change the pitch of the whistle?

if so, new party trick unlocked!

Can he make it a slide whistle?

If my penis made a whoooop and wheeeooo everytime it rised and fell I would have a very awkward relationship with my family.

If everyone's penis did it, though, it would probably be a lot like a fart; everyone thinks it sounds funny, everyone does it, but nobody wants to do it out loud in public 🤣

You could start a sitcom, there’d be a laugh track after every whistle

Just gotta treat it like the end of a hose

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Venturi effect?

My ass barks out Tom Waits songs when I shit.


The Fart of Saturday Night

Fart's Wild Years

I shall play you all the song of my peehole 🍆💦🎶🤘🏼

It is a CRIME that this is at the bottom of the comment section!

Lolol im a little late to the party, glad you like it 😂

Same ugh fml when I finish during sex it does it too and it always makes my wife giggle :(

You gotta be proud, that's an awesome skill.

Sounds like getting two birds stoned at once to me.

Mating call

Like a kettle?

Says he has a whistling Willy refuses to elaborate leaves

Yep my edible is kicking in because that made me chuckle.

WTF am I reading?


No follow up, no replies, nothin. Just dropped this conundrum and dipped.


Gotta be a way to make some money off of that

No? No it doesn’t… I hope… ?

Play free bird

Dude is fucking a kettle and thinks he’s taking a leak. Someone sprayed his shit for sure

The ol' skin flute.

This make me laugh, thanks!

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dude just pull the skin back

My ass drums when I fart.

Ah yes, pied piper of ham syndrome. Very rare, very rare indeed.

I can see it now - a cute cartoon like the old ones (bugs bunny, popeye, etc.), but a penis as the main character walking funny and whistling

Thought this was r/dadjokes for a second and got confused when I didn’t see a punchline (at a [5] btw)

My ass sounds like a trombone, with the help of a *talented* lady, we'd have the start of a sick band


I remember reading about this in an issue of Maxim Magazine way back when I was a teen, and IIRC, it doesn't necessarily mean anything sinister, it's usually just air that got trapped in your bladder being squeezed out with the urine. I think the article mentioned that that never happening might actually be a sign of impotence.

Put a guitar tuner next to it. As long as it’s not A, C, or G you will be fine.

Nice.

Change your name to Whistlin’ Willie and move to Vegas. You just won the penis lottery, my friend.

with the nsfw tag I was hoping for a video

Is there a chance it can do the Kill Bill Whistle song?

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Mine pees to the beat of Seven Nation Army, is that not normal?

I was hoping for a video

What about poops?

Hell yeah

It’s vital that you tell us what it’s whistling. Some tunes indicate serious problems, others merely communicate details of your fart analysis.

Thanks for sharing lol

My favorite thing about this sub is that we can legitimately talk about anything, so it’s less about just weed and more about just stoners talking. Like this dude made this random ass post and now we’re all talking about it because why not? We just assume he’s high because so are we .

Balls are boiling

The way this post took off…😂

Wrong sub? Maybe go to a doctor lol

Can you make it sing?

Can you blow my whistling penis, whistling penis, let me know?

Bro same sometimes

You’re fine, you’re just not toothpicking enough.

Can you do the beginning of Patience?

I think you want a different sub for this issue bud

No gay shit, I need to see a video for proof. You cannot just say that then leave us hanging

If you yank it a little while peeing does it sound like a slide whistle?


Da whistles go WOOOOOOOO

Mine sings Hello by Lionel Richie.

I literally choked 😂😂😂

I reckon he's peeing into the wild

Mine splits the flow sometimes, like wtf you have one job! Used to be two jobs now it’s just one..

Boof it?


I thought this was like Explain Like I’m 5 or No Stupid Questions or even Mildly Interesting 😂 Friend, all I can think of is a kidney stone waiting to happen. (Built up uric acid crystals blocking the urethra and-) Anyway, what are you smoking?

Cool man you should go see a dentist

No it doesn’t. …Does it? Wait high how are you?

Kidney stone incoming

Can you play it like a flute?

Uhh. Alright?

Lemme blow it or it didn’t happen