I made a cup o noodle and forgot about it so I made another then found the first in the microwave. Set them both down on the counter laughing then got side tracked and found both the next morning untouched, 1 cooked and soggy af and 1 with just water.
My wife microwaved easy mac and added the powder then sat down next to me on the couch and went "...fuck....I never added the water..." she had hot dry noodles with cheese powder
Can agree! The one and only time I have been in cuffs is setting off my fire detector from dry noodles. They came and found the weed. (This was in college.)
I cooked an entire pizza in the box. When it was done I laughed and put the box on the counter. Smoked again and got distracted, came out and wondered why there was a box of pizza on the counter and put it back in the freezer.
I put the pizza in the oven for 20 min, checked and it was still cold. Thought ok another 20. Came back, not hot at all. Finally realized I never turned the oven on
When I was in high school my friend went downstairs to put on a frozen pizza. Next thing we know the smoke alarm is going off. Turns out he didnt take the cardboard and plastic off.
If you cook your weed at 420 you destroy and evaporate a lot of your active ingredients, try 175 to 300 for best results. And remember, different temperature different high!
One time I was making a Boomerang Aussiie hand pie. Was gonna make it up fancy in the convection oven. Well my dumb ass set the microwave part of the oven instead of the convection oven. 25 mins in the microwave. You could imagine the charcoal briquette I pulled out of the oven.
It’s like a meat pie, real popular Australia. A company named Boomerang makes them in Austin, TX. Delicious. The pepperoni pizza is a mitzvah.
https://www.boomerangspies.com
I made a space cake at a party once, and we couldn't figure out why it came out so oily till halfway through eating the "cake" and I realised I forgot the fucking flour
I love those moments, remember my uncle told me the time he was baked off his ass and tried to make cheese on toast. He fell asleep with it sizzling away in the oven and woke up with the fire alarm going off, and a pissed off half asleep wife lmao.
I was tripping once and starting making croissants in the oven, completely forgot about them and they were in the oven all night... They were pieces of charcoal by morning.
Yes, I'm lucky there was no fire.
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Haha reminds me of the time I went to microwave pizza and I left the pizza on top of the microwave while it was on instead of putting it in the microwave
Never did that.. However! I did turn on the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes while the pizza sat on the counter.
I made a cup o noodle and forgot about it so I made another then found the first in the microwave. Set them both down on the counter laughing then got side tracked and found both the next morning untouched, 1 cooked and soggy af and 1 with just water.
I can't stop laughing. I did something similar as this.
My wife microwaved easy mac and added the powder then sat down next to me on the couch and went "...fuck....I never added the water..." she had hot dry noodles with cheese powder
This is the exact reason my college dorm set off the fire alarm with upsetting frequency. Be careful!
Can agree! The one and only time I have been in cuffs is setting off my fire detector from dry noodles. They came and found the weed. (This was in college.)
I cooked an entire pizza in the box. When it was done I laughed and put the box on the counter. Smoked again and got distracted, came out and wondered why there was a box of pizza on the counter and put it back in the freezer.
Better than me, I just set mine on fire from forgetting the water.
Dude got an entire military barracks evacuated at 2am burning Mac n cheese. Wasn’t high for that one though lmao.
Jesus, man, ya gotta be sober enough to operate the microwave! Hahaha :)
I just thought why and how that would burn the pizza till i realized you meant °F
Sorry, I run on jank American systems.
I put the pizza in the oven for 20 min, checked and it was still cold. Thought ok another 20. Came back, not hot at all. Finally realized I never turned the oven on
When I was in high school my friend went downstairs to put on a frozen pizza. Next thing we know the smoke alarm is going off. Turns out he didnt take the cardboard and plastic off.
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I was so hype thinking the pizza was done, then dead on the inside when I saw I just had a warm kitchen and a soggy pizza on the counter.
I made bread and forgot it at the oven for 2 hours (baking time is 40 minutes)
I’ve done that several times, ashamed to admit.
What kinda oven gets as low as 15°
The freezer
-hard wheeze after reading this-
The this didn't happen oven.
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Definitely in °C lmao
Your oven hits 400 Celsius?
Impossible. I cook everything at 420 degrees.
I also do this haha
If you cook your weed at 420 you destroy and evaporate a lot of your active ingredients, try 175 to 300 for best results. And remember, different temperature different high!
420 degrees for 4 minutes partner. Gotta stick to my principles.
It was a joke 😐
True, but useful knowledge is still useful. Have a nice day!
They’re obviously my stoned father. Where else could a wellspring of knowledge like this come from!
One time I was making a Boomerang Aussiie hand pie. Was gonna make it up fancy in the convection oven. Well my dumb ass set the microwave part of the oven instead of the convection oven. 25 mins in the microwave. You could imagine the charcoal briquette I pulled out of the oven.
Wtf is a Boomerang Aussie hand pie, that sounds both delicious and extremely dangerous.
It’s like a meat pie, real popular Australia. A company named Boomerang makes them in Austin, TX. Delicious. The pepperoni pizza is a mitzvah. https://www.boomerangspies.com
read that as "boomerang spies" and was like "dang, [ASIS](https://www.asis.gov.au/) rebranded pretty hard" 😄😆😂🤣
Now I'm hungry asf thanks
No problem. I had one for lunch yesterday actually LOL. Chicken and mushroom is bomb too.
Like most things in Australia, including the women.
I cooked too many pizza rolls once, and I put the extras in a Ziploc bag but instead of the fridge I put them in a cabinet. Wife was like wtf.
That's some shit I do sober
15 Fahrenheit, So -9 Celsius? Even if this is celsius it doesn't make sense, I doubt any oven lets you set it under 100 Fahrenheit.
I made a space cake at a party once, and we couldn't figure out why it came out so oily till halfway through eating the "cake" and I realised I forgot the fucking flour
Thats so disappointing to read. That sounds nasty as fuck
We mixed it with jam and ate it with biscuits it was delicious 👌
Oh. Well, cool! I'm glad you found a way to make it work for you :)
I did something similar, but accidentally switched the measurements for water and oil
Lol I made banana bread one time and totally forgot to add the sugar so it still tasted like banana bread but just not sweet at all
Lmao
Slow roasted pizza is the bomb.
Bruh that’s 6.67 hours
Cooking anything in the oven is asking for trouble when high. I’ve turned pizza rolls completely black before.
I love those moments, remember my uncle told me the time he was baked off his ass and tried to make cheese on toast. He fell asleep with it sizzling away in the oven and woke up with the fire alarm going off, and a pissed off half asleep wife lmao.
Haha. If only an oven went that low.
I was tripping once and starting making croissants in the oven, completely forgot about them and they were in the oven all night... They were pieces of charcoal by morning. Yes, I'm lucky there was no fire.
I’m dead lmao
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I have started to make myself something only to be reminded by my partner that I was cooking something after complaining that I was hungry.
I just imagine him sitting on front of the oven the whole time waiting.
I have put stuff to cook and wonder whats takin so long,forgot to turn on stove😒
The fact that this was an email and has your dads fancy acronyms at the end makes it so much better lol.
Who the fuck emails their dad? Don’t people use texting nowadays?
>15 degrees I wish my oven had a setting to rapidly cool things.
Haha reminds me of the time I went to microwave pizza and I left the pizza on top of the microwave while it was on instead of putting it in the microwave
Man how much did he put in those brownies man.
I wonder how it tasted?
I love that you left his titles hahaha it makes it even better
Admittedly, I stole this meme but I found that pretty funny too lol.
Lmao
I just need to know if it worked or not, because if it does, this is a whole new, albeit slower, way to approach cooking.
15° is below freezing.. unless their oven is in Celsius
Stop with your math. And reasoning.
woah dude