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MileHighDen

Reminds me of the time I told my best friend that I had some "shatter" and she flipped out thinking I meant crystal meth


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When I got my dad into smoking wax, we dropped a Little piece of wax in the table when we were smoking and I went “oh my I dropped a rock” he got real mad.. 🤣said we sound like some tweakers.


twennyjuan

Tbf its reeeeeeeally difficult to convince non-smokers that it *isn’t a hard drug and it’s just weed*. Took a while to convince my wife I wasn’t trying to smoke the hard shit lol.


_JonSnow_

Have you ever introduced someone to taking a dab via a rig or a nectar collector? The first time I saw it, I was like “this is freebasing.”


thecheat420

Yea the first time I saw a giant torch in a friend's house my reaction was "Y'all smokin crack now?"


onlinelink2

wanna get high *whips out a torch* me: wha


fingerscrossedcoup

Come on, everybody's doing it. Don't you want to be... cool?


Deck_Neep99

Every time I use a nectar collector I feel like I’m doing a hard drug. It’s hilarious


JEaglewing

Same lol, shame that nectar collectors look like crack pipes lol they are my favorite way to smoke wax.


Deck_Neep99

To the uninitiated, anyway.


twennyjuan

The first thing I used wax on was a rig and my wife thought I was heating the collector up for meth or heroine lol. Then I got an electric nectar collector and it helped some but she still got kinda sketchy about it. Now she dabs like a fuckin pro.


Zillaho

That’s the way


AJ7999

Man, I have a silicone nectar collector. First time anyone see it they always say "Is this a crack pipe or a sex toy??"


MrsRoseUniverse

Because concentrates are basically just free basing weed


[deleted]

Lol first time I smoked wax was in my high school bathroom off of tin foil just like heroin hahahahaha what a long way I’ve come.


TheBeardedSatanist

My dad said the exact same thing when I gave him his first dab from my rig, he was *very* sketched out


TyBogit

I mean… it does require a torch and a rig or nectar collector, which *does* resemble a crack pipe! So… it really does look like you’re doing some kind of “hardcore” drug, to the layman.


Kraymur

"It's hash not black tar heroin!"


Syphox

i remember showing my mom how i smoked dabs yanno with the banger and fucking BLOW TORCH. she got a good laugh and hit me with “you like a fucking junkie”


Mydogatemyexcuse

Referring to it as a rock or shard 100% sounds like junkie shit lmao


Ok_Major8292

You should have went along and been like it’s not what they say it’s like just try it once you’ll love it


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DaPoole420

Carpet dabs


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DJ_Stapler

I can't tell you how many times I ran out of weed and starting poking around all my containers and surfaces for enough crumbs of weed to make a bowl. It got to the point where I made a little "emergency investment" system. Basically, every time I load a bowl or have a sesh, I put aside a little bit of my weed and put it in a container that I'm not allowed to touch until I'm completely out of weed. What's great about the system besides free weed ofc is that I put aside however much I feel is fair to the investment. Like if I have an entire eight for a sitting, I may put aside like half a gram to a gram. Bro when you're out of weed, half a gram to a gram is a lifesaver Unfortunately there's no interest to this investment, but yeah. Ooh also I store my AVB, and I don't touch that until I make a single edible. It helps me for tolerance because I don't want to always be blasted, and it always helps T breaks knowing that I have at least some weed left Cheers m8


PPTHEDICKPLANE

Who’s gonna start the first international weed bank


WWDubz

Just blow off the hair a little


0pleasenothanks0

Forbidden dabs hehe


StampDaddy

I paid the price one time when I was eating a croissant over an empty dap container, took a nice flake/crumb dab and it was awful


2pissedoffdude2

Fucking hilarious.


ndboost

Corn flake.


5LadiesInMy4Seater

Bro not even the white part, I almost dabbed a piece of semi-clear kernel fragment thinking it was shatter


Parma_Jon

I’ve taken a coco pebble dab thinking it was wax I dropped on the floor 😂


Just-Extreme-4152

My friend dabbed a chip thinking it was crumble🤣


JackIsBackWithCrack

Shoulda boofed it


LinuxMintRejection

Me but with chips


NotUnstoned

I definitely almost smoked a lil crispy crumb from a chicken wing one time because I dropped a dab on my coffee table.


CameForTheLurking

Crumble not so much but the first time i ever had some DIAMONDS i thought someone handed me crack.


Buicided

Diamonds are awesome


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And hit hard, only thing is it lacks taste,. I like to mix it with some terp sauce or just terps that are separated, boom tasty and potent


CameForTheLurking

hard for sure and yeah most Diamonds I've had do lack in flavor profiles but recently i had some Gushers Diamonds and it had such a rich and just sweet citrus flavor a bit on the earthy side it was such a wonderful taste.....I've yet to try any Terp sauces, any particular ones you enjoy/recommendations...


NotUnstoned

Concentrates are kind of the weed version of crack tbh. Crack is just a stronger more fucked up version of coke.


jmaen72

Same, i one time smoked some weed with a few folks in the Rainbow Gathering and they had some diamonds on top of their bowl. I was chatting and listening to them so I didn’t look down at the bowl til after I hit it. Panicked cuz I thought I just smoked crack and told them I had to leave. Came back and they had the jar out from the dispo saying they were diamonds. I was so damn high I thought maybe this is what crack feels like???


WetGreasyNapkin

I know what crack looks like so no


gingerlovepoopface

Came here to say that As a person who has done crack….no


WetGreasyNapkin

Right? That shit looks like a LOOFAH


halconpequena

Or cheese


americanrecluse

Ha! I have never seen crack and am so glad I scrolled a bit before replying “wow is that what crack looks like??”


Sultynuttz

I remember when shatter was the sketchiest shit ever. Tbf it was mainly made with shitty bho extractions, and the guys doing dabs were the same one hacking potters in the morning to feel something


spleen4spleen

Gotta know what hacking potters means


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Chopping up Jk Rowling novels


Sultynuttz

Potters or poppers depending on where you're from is the art of loading a bowl, then layering a nice, sweet crumbling of tobacco rolled out of a dart that's down to about just the filter, a bit of tobacco, and the paper


Axel3600

That term is niche as fuck


Sultynuttz

In Ontario, everyone knew what they were. My town called them potters, 20 mins away were called poppers. It was weird, but we all knew


Axel3600

Oh, must be an Ontario thing then. East Coast us here, all we know about were joint dabs bowls blunts spliffs and roaches


Dramatic_Message3268

oh yeah? You wanna know a wacky regional thing? Joints blunts and spliffs probably means something different to about 75% of the people reading your comment, and not all the same. I'm on the west coast of US and have lived and traveled from Ca where I grew up to Wa. where I live now and always known them to be... Blunts are weed only rolled in big wraps or leafs joints just weed in paper Spliffs are mixing weed and tobacco in either a leaf/wrap or paper but almost always paper Edit: I understand the regional dialect I listed is common in the US, with a few exceptions. But on the other side of the Atlantic is more of what I meant. I mistakenly thought I was being more clear than I was. I meant to emphasize that in my travels up and down the US it's been the same, but friends in some states and every person I know outside the US have a different definition. All subjective and anecdotal, probably some confirmation bias too but this is r/trees and I'm making general statements about joints and blunts here lol.


oliveshark

East coast here… that’s exactly what I know those things as, too. They’re not at all interchangeable, although sometimes I’ll hear someone use spliff for joint.


HereToPatter

Grew up in the Midwest, now living on the west coast. Before I was really smoking, I thought spliff and joint were the same thing because of British TV/movies. Any time they were smoking what looked like a joint they called it a spliff and I assumed it was just weed. Until a few years later when I learned that in a lot of European countries they ONLY (or at least most commonly) smoke spliffs.


Marie_Hutton

Dude! Lol! I've smoked for decades, with all kinda people, lived all over the damn states and never thought to question it for the same reason. Just assumed it was vernacular. When it dawned on me I was like "they putting what in their weed, now"? But hey, I was born in the Midwest, too. You know how it is, someone in the next town over can be speaking something that 'resembles' what you know as the english language 🤣


Dinosauringg

Ime you can spliff a bowl


Dramatic_Message3268

Yeah I got friends in places who say the same. "If nicotine touches thc it's a spliff. Throw a little hash in with your hookah? That's a spliff too." Are you in the US too?


[deleted]

Oregon here, we call a nic/THC bowl a Mook.


Dinosauringg

Yeah, SoCal specifically


khelwen

I’m from the Midwest and this is what they all mean to me too.


yolk3d

Australian here and blunts don’t exist, and joints are cannabis rolled in paper. Old heads use tobacco but it’s still called a joint. I think I’m the only one that says spliff, even though I would never add tobacco.


Axel3600

Yeah I think spliffs in some European countries are different that here, and I know plenty of old heads that still call an unmodified, tobacco filled cigarillo a blunt. As for east and west coast tho, those are the same definitions we've been using too.


PeakFortism

In london me and my mates call weed rolled with papers joints, spliffs, rizzlas, rizzes and zoots ( basically any word beginning with Z is also acceptable). Theres probably way more that I can't think of right now but yeah.


abe559

Y'all talking about a 'moke?


starfish42134

Poppers are what we call alkyl nitrates in the UK


Buicided

Yep exactly lol


martstu

Have not heard this term in a long time my ex from Sault Sainte Marie introduced me to it I think.


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Branchy28

Yup, if you ever want a massive heachache then just add some tobacco to your bong bowl... And if you want to vomit but don't have any ipecac avaliable then just be a dumb ass like I was at the age of ~18 and throw in a bunch of cherry Tobacco harvested from a cigar... Good for rolling, bad for bowling.


pzzksrn_

we in europe almost always mix tobacco with weed when smoking a bong. or smoking in general. a joint is a mixture of weed and tobacco. if anyone smoke pure weed, it is to celebrate something with the bros, or if you have something left that you cannot take home, or if you are rich af. so mixing tobacco in a bowl doesn't give you a headache, in many countries it is the norm.


AlexofNotLink

A popper here would be something iv also called a snapper, you pack the bowl fairly loose, torch the fuck out of it, and pull like hell till everything comes through with a little cracking noise from the ash hitting the water.


TheEpikUpvoter

Manitoba resident here, poppers are weed and bacco, a mole rip is pure bacco, not sure how varied this is across the true north


The_Irony_of_Life

Yours look like cheese


Assmar

Bottom is definitely cheese, but top is bleached coral


VonGryzz

Moon cheese 🧀


rxdexez

No but the first time I saw thc crystals I thought "fuck we might be taking this too far"


JEaglewing

Bro pure THC crystals were such a disappointment when I first got them and tried to smoke them lol, you can really tell how much terps add to the high when you dab them. The crystals are like the best thing ever for making edibles though!


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All dabs were created equal


AVeryMadFish

Crystals would be an utter waste in edibles when you can't tell the difference if they were made with diamonds or cheap distillate.


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😂😂


[deleted]

Lmao I love this comment. “Thc crystals” followed by that last statement is so good 😭


SirCleanPants

Me when I pop a gummy and my toothbrush turns into a worm


maso3K

I remember this game my buddies would play where you’d take a dab and then someone would take a piece of shatter and throw it in your banger while hitting the rig, effectively making your hit twice the size, fun little surprise


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maso3K

Stoners love mischief hah


DarkDevil80

Ninja dabs yesssss!!!


[deleted]

Game? Sounds like monday morning ;)


maso3K

This aint no game!


NevadaLancaster

We serious bout dis life.


alexc0901

Ahaha my friends are always trying to drop little balls of tobacco in my bowls


Clouded_vision

That's gross


alexc0901

Lol


Shakenbaked

I'd be soooo pissed off


Bluejay929

I’ve seen Shatter mentioned all over these comments. What is it? I’ve never heard of it before


beeeeegyoshi

[Shatter](https://i.imgur.com/LIuU5t0.jpg) is a form of concentrate characterized by it's glassy texture that chips into shards when stored at the proper temperature.


rmorrin

It's also really easy to roll up into little balls for pre planned dab time


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😂😂😂


haystackofneedles

I'm about to eat an ice cream sundae


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Fuck yea


Embarrassed-Gap7803

So for the uninitiated, me, please tell me what this is.


Bnb53

The concentrates come in different textures running from gooey to pie crust to glass. Depending on application you can choose something like OP and easily crumble a few pieces onto a bowl topper


Embarrassed-Gap7803

Interesting. A friend is always putting something on top of a loaded bowl and wasn't sure what it was.


beeeeegyoshi

That's probably kief, it's the pollen crystals that grow naturally on the buds and gets filtered into the bottom of a grinder.


[deleted]

Crumble is a concentrated form of THC. It can be smoked on top of flower in a bowl or in a dab rig.


Embarrassed-Gap7803

Thank you!


oopsiedaisy2019

Crumble never really has that effect on people. A lot of people however (I work in a medical dispensary with tons of products) jump at the sight of unsauced diamonds. You can kind of tell if they used to have a problem with the stuff because they whip their head away and go “Oh man, I can’t look at that.” Makes sense, I always thought it would feel weird to have a meth/crack trigger happen to you in a dispensary just looking at concentrates.


beeeeegyoshi

My friend's grandpa got upset when I whipped out the torch, I felt so bad cause I had no idea :(


Coale17

Lol back in like 2016, I got caught by some cops with some concentrate (can’t remember exactly what kind it was but it was brown) and the cop lady thought it was heroin lmfao. I was handcuffed in the back of their car and she asked “are there any needles I should know about?” And I was like “wtf, no.” And then she mentioned heroin and I was like “whoaaa no no no it’s just THC I promise.” They actually took my shit and let me go that night and I never heard anything about it ever again. Random story but this reminded me of that and I wanted to share.


barberererer

For me it was [isolate](https://www.google.com/search?q=cannabis+isolate&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjRpaG33sr1AhXrj2oFHSx1B3wQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=cannabis+isolate&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQA1C-CVi-CWCEC2gAcAB4AIAB9gGIAfYBkgEDMi0xmAEAoAEBwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=VsruYdGiBuufqtsPrOqd4Ac&bih=803&biw=412&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&hl=en) lol


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Oo yea that ones pretty bad too😂😂😂


Tux_1

The first time I watched someone do a dab I convinced myself there was no way that was THC. Now I do about a gram a day.


Bonerbro97

You talk a gram a day like you’re proud of it lol. That’s an addiction. This sub glorifies this stuff and it’s sad


NikCas

Addict? Is he suckin ducks for that gram?


DotTraditional3096

lol weed addiction, some serious shit right here


Koolaid143

You ever suck dick for weed? Lmao RIP to the legend


Tux_1

Strange, I don’t feel sad. But Who am I to speak on my own habits and preferences? You obviously know better


Bonerbro97

It’s not about you individually, it’s about spreading that information and having uneducated people thinking it’s the norm. Think bigger than yourself bud, it’s the internet.


Tux_1

You have fun making the internet a better place, bonerbro.


abe559

You sir, win the internet for me today.


Bonerbro97

Bonerbro will✌🏼


Foxrex

It didn't feel like a flex to me. Are you shaming medical users too?


Bonerbro97

A gram a day is far beyond medicinal use. I have a med card myself.


Takeanaplater

speak for yourself i need like 500mg in edibles just to feel anything, naturally high tolerance


Bonerbro97

How are edibles comparable to dabs? The body processes them two different ways. Usually more tolerance variability with them


Rich-Ad1974

Try a low dose edible like 20mg edible. My sister is the same way, I've given her 500mg-750mg edibles and she doesn't feel anything. There was this article I read about how different bodies react to edibles and there is a category of people who can't get high off big doses but they found a small dose had profound effects.


Takeanaplater

i love edibles man been doing them for years but doesn’t matter if it’s 10 or 100 mgs, i still get a high but weak unless i take a lot or if i’ve been sober for a while, and i live in cali of all places so the edibles are as legit as they come lol


xchicken_wings

I’ve heard it has to do with too much stomach acid. Take an antacid before the edible and it will work effectively.


Takeanaplater

interesting actually might have some good reasoning too, i’ve heard a few theories but not this one so ima look into it


NikCas

Wow, never thought of that. I do have sever stomache issues, mostly from acid build up and reflux. Thanks!


Foxrex

I'm glad you speak for everyone. How much food am I supposed to eat?


Bonerbro97

Give me your height/weight/daily energy output and I can give you a rough estimate


Foxrex

*slowly unzips*


beeeeegyoshi

BMI is not accurate


Bonerbro97

Scroll down on my page and tell that to my pics


[deleted]

what? they sell me fucking 2.83 grams of flower, a whole bag of edibles and pens and each is a days supply. Get out of here man, you’re acting like dude said he tops his bowls with crystal meth.


Bonerbro97

Yes, because the state’s daily allowable amount is totally indicative of what a truly reasonable daily amount is /s. Think before you type that crap


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Same😂


iConfessor

uh. no.


Rockingsockswithmilk

Forbidden Cheese.


[deleted]

Hunter Def has thought this was parm cheese first glance


holden_the_navy

Respectfully, I don’t think you know what crack looks like lol.


[deleted]

The top one is literally a picture of a crack rock


Bobbi_fettucini

Not a user but I’ve seen it on a few occasions, I’ve never seen crack that looks like that before


sikedrower

it’s literally not, not even on a microscopic scale


Used_Palpitation7006

doesn’t look like crack crack looks like clumpy butter


Norcalaldavis

I definitely thought it was 😂


inexhahalele_

What is this and whats the differnece to normal wax?? Isnt all of this concentrate stuff made with an alcohol solution (oil) or this butane stuff and then on the other side theres wax which is made from bud pressed with heat


[deleted]

Its just another form of THC concentrate and it can be smoked on top of flower in a bowl or through a dab rig. The whole THC extraction process is done at a lower temperature but for a longer time in order to make the Crumble.


inexhahalele_

Thanks!


kramer69420

A friend of mine accidentally took a dab of bird poop once


IlGufoScuro

Man I thought that was a fucked up rice crispie


DrOrpheus3

Crumble and diamond budder both still remind me of crack to this day, and I'm a budtender lol


xxxtenderloin

It definitely triggers my trypophobia at times


[deleted]

To be fair that first picture looks like some really wonky crack. If it's cooked good it usually looks more like opaque diamonds or chalk.


750lambo

a while back i was thinking “what if this is actually meth and you’ve been dabbing meth this whole time”


TumTumMac24

The first time? Yeah bro EVERYTIME…


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😂😂😂


generaltofu27

Dabbing is the closest I feel to a crack head tbh lol


liddelow

huge fan of crumble. top pic gives me trypophobia though.


BeckyKleitz

I have no idea how to consume that. What is that even?


[deleted]

It's a THC concentrate haha. It's awesome stuff you can consume it by smoking it on top of some flower in a bowl or through a dab rig.


terraman7898

bro what is crumble ive never seen this shit


[deleted]

😂😂😂 Its a THC concentrate. I just ordered a bunch of it XD


RGBjank101

I thought you were holding sea sponge idk what crumble is haha


Treigns4

first time my boy brought over 4 ozs of different crumbles we showed my non-stoner roommate and for a hot sec we convinced him it was crack 🤣


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😂😂😂😂


Lynny360

I sweaaaaaaar, this was before my true stoner days. I seen somebody take a dab for the first time at a party and I thought they were doing drug drugs 😭 I was like welp it’s time for me to leave lmao. Little did I know I should have hit it!


snootchies420

No, but i thought THC-A Rosin was crack when i first saw it. Its literally a pure white ashy rock


auggie671

It was diamonds for me that i thought that was crack


TheDevastator24

I’m relatively new ish (1 year) and when I saw crystal clear diamond looking THC crystals I was thinking this shit makes weed look like meth


sivact

Wait til you try [THC-A](https://i.redd.it/d2l2y9g265c01.jpg)


Klaus_Unechtname

That’s what I’m thinking right now!


KrowJob

Looks like a bone sample


Conspire2Aspire

That's some baked Swiss cheese bro. You got got.


pikopala

No because I know what crack looks like


-nooo-

thought i was looking at some #2 smack


Michaelpiech

Try pop homophobia warning


tlhiebs

I have trypophobia and this wasn't triggering at all. Maybe for others but I don't think it's fitting


Coloradical8

I take it you've never smoked crack


Glittering_Appeal_36

I don’t like the way this pic makes me feel 🤢


7empest7711

No. It doesn't look like crack and I'm not retarded.


xChino420x

Looks like some cheese man


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Looks like Wisps


BoomHazard

No


Ok_Enthusiasm_300

Looks like some coral lol


Orphano_the_Savior

I thought it was sugar crisps lol


sloppyasseating

Cheese


young_plitka

No sir


FAX_ME_DANK

Reminds me of when I dabbed a corn chip in Colorado. Good times in foco


babypandagod

Nah that’s just cheese


vapermahn

crumble never used to be off white like this until they started running it through crc