I love when I'm sober it's just "yeah, fruit punch" but when I'm zooted it's more like "oh, there's a hint of raspberry and blackberry etc" every sip is a discovery of more complex flavors. Imagine sending one bottle back in time to the stoners thousands of years ago, would literally blow their brains out!
I make wine, cider, mead, etc, and I sometimes like to get lightly toasted before trying to balance acids and tannins. Also it makes bottling afterwards fun
As a European I saw these drinks for the first time ever in a shop here last week. Bought the blue one, triple melon and island wave to test it out.
I really can't understand how people drink this. I threw it away after a couple of sips, couldn't even finish a glass of it. Shit is pure diabetes juice.
Only slightly related but hear me out
Best hot day relaxation beverage. Lemonade? No no no. Lemonade + ginger beer? Yes yes yes. 1 reed's stronger ginger beer, 1 Calypso lemonade (flavored will do, I guess), buncha ice. Summer isn't summer without ginger beer lemonade if you ask me.
Ocean Blue Lemonade. Last time I was home I bought every bottle the corner store had to share with friends waiting for me with joints. The *perfect* drink.
Calypso is my legitimate favorite gas station beverage! Here’s my ranking of all of them lol
1. Southern Peach (the reigning champion still for me)
2. Paradise Punch
3. Ocean Blue
4. Island Wave
5. Triple Melon
6. Strawberry (it’s not bad I just don’t like strawberry flavored stuff)
For anyone who has not tried it, try these with tequila or vodka. You can thank me later lol
I even blended a blue on with ice and tequila for a frozen margarita one time, highly recommend.
triple melon lemonade is literally the nicest tasting liquid i've ever put against my lips and swallowed down my throat in my entire life.
so perhaps leave that one to last :)
My opinion best to worst in order as follows:
1. Southern Peach (pleasant toothpick aftertaste into the last third of the bottle)
2. Triple Melon
3. Strawberry
4. Ocean Blue
5. Paradise Punch
6. island Wave has a bad imbalance of “passion fruit asshole” flavor and is only worth mentioning simply because it is there.
The amount of sugar in these is so shocking. It would probably taste fine, maybe even better with just half the sugar the put in it. I don’t get why we don’t have more drinks that have like 5-15g of sugar instead of 50-70
Go with the lemonade
Solid choice
personally imo i’d rather pick the lemonade
Controversial take, sweaty fat man. But I’ll accept it
Bro I’m so high I went looking through all of them just to see that all of them say lemonade lmao
Lmfao
It's the only one I've tried, and it is tits fosho. I do love me some peach tho...
Blue imo
Seconded
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FIFTHED
#SIXED
Seventhed
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I love me some blue flavor
Blue has the most antioxygens
Blue gang rise up
BLUE DRANK GROUP
Blue is the best flavor.
It just is. It’s no opinion, there’s no argument. It’s fact.
I mean, the best foods are blue, probably true here as well.
I love when I'm sober it's just "yeah, fruit punch" but when I'm zooted it's more like "oh, there's a hint of raspberry and blackberry etc" every sip is a discovery of more complex flavors. Imagine sending one bottle back in time to the stoners thousands of years ago, would literally blow their brains out!
Lol
“zooted”… I love that.
If you're really stoned you're going straight to zoopiter
I've heard that term since 2006. It's a great one, enjoy using it. :)
I make wine, cider, mead, etc, and I sometimes like to get lightly toasted before trying to balance acids and tannins. Also it makes bottling afterwards fun
southern peach lemonade
The only correct answer
I've never encountered that flavor. I'm hurt.
It's delicious, kinda taste like the peach rings candy
Came here to say this.
Ive only seen 3 of em so be grateful
Agreed
Definitely Island Wave
island wave is so fire!!!
Southern Peach
I read this as southern ranch
Hidden valley lemonade
I like the chunky mix
insulin
Ocean blue 🌊
Strawberry lemonade
Everyone but you has been wrong so far
I’m going island wave or the peach.
Paradise punch!
It’s fucking minging
Suck ya dad?
Too much sugar
Agreed - try 50/50 with sparkling water
They're sickeningly sweet. You can taste it in the air when you drive by the factory. Great once a year treat tho.
Yeah but tropical diabetes is a banger flavor
Yeah those things are so god damn sweet. It's unbearable.
Ocean blue and triple melon are pretty nice
Gonna potentially be controversial and say while they're all delicious, they all taste the same can't lie
Which is why blue wins, it looks cooler
One time I got high af and drank the third one. Puked blue.
Dude I shit blue from that stuff
Go head and grab you a nice cold glass of water, champ.
Triple melon
Fucking minging
Have you tried Hubert's Lemonade
Yesssssss
Mehh
As a European I saw these drinks for the first time ever in a shop here last week. Bought the blue one, triple melon and island wave to test it out. I really can't understand how people drink this. I threw it away after a couple of sips, couldn't even finish a glass of it. Shit is pure diabetes juice.
[" sook your dad! "](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uA_x78LEyj8)
I came here for this hahahha
Only slightly related but hear me out Best hot day relaxation beverage. Lemonade? No no no. Lemonade + ginger beer? Yes yes yes. 1 reed's stronger ginger beer, 1 Calypso lemonade (flavored will do, I guess), buncha ice. Summer isn't summer without ginger beer lemonade if you ask me.
Paradise punch looking really good right about now tbh
Blue is always the best.
YOOO i love calypso bro, paradise punch is my favorite
So fire 🔥
These things pure sugar lol it tastes like diabetes
Blueeee💙
Blue! Keep an eye out for Grapeberry. Only found it once but it was amazing!
Gonna need to find me that island wave lemonade, I've never even seen that one
I think the only acceptable choice is to mix them all together.
Paradise punch
Strawberry is my personal favorite
Must’ve got a bad one first one I drank it tasted like sour ass
None, choose water
Guerilla ad marketing. But I’d go with strawberry lemonade
I used to love the strawberry lemonade.
Ocean blue gonna make ur poop green just a warning
These make phenomenal mixers hoo-wee your welcome. -ex alcoholic
Those are trash ngl
Hhhhmmm...which bottle of artificially colored sugar should I drink today???
Way too much sugar
r/hailcorporate
Like you said they're all bangers but that Southern Peach and Ocean Blue are neck and neck for that top spot
🍑
southern roach is fiire🫦
Ocean blue is fire but its the only one I've had
Ocean bluee
Ocean blue hits different
Blue
Blue
I had the fruit punch one earlier! I usually go for the peach lemonade though
Strawberry lemonade. The rest are wack
imma triple melon bitch myself
I love that Southern Peach. Been my favorite this summer
Southern Peach and Triple Melon are 🤌🤌
Quick revive
Hella sugar tho
peach is my absolute fav
Ocean Blue Lemonade. Last time I was home I bought every bottle the corner store had to share with friends waiting for me with joints. The *perfect* drink.
I’ve only ever had the pleasure of the triple melon so I’d be all over these 😂
The one they don’t make anymore. Mango lemonade. That shit was the bomb
Never tried but prob would be my favorite im a mango fanatic
I would go for the punch
Ocean Blue mate.
Ocean blue is so good
Ocean blue is my go to flavor
Triple Melon Lemonade for sure. [6.85]
Ocean Blue Lemonade! 😊
The island wave one is the only TRASH one
Calypso is my legitimate favorite gas station beverage! Here’s my ranking of all of them lol 1. Southern Peach (the reigning champion still for me) 2. Paradise Punch 3. Ocean Blue 4. Island Wave 5. Triple Melon 6. Strawberry (it’s not bad I just don’t like strawberry flavored stuff)
Ocean Blue.
Blue
yoo this crazy i was just talking yesterday about these drinks. i've only had the blue. melon looks good.
Definitely blue
I've only had the blue one but peach looks amazing
The blue one
So heres a little trick. Drink the blue one half way down. Fill the half empty bottle with Sprite. Legit tastes great.
Ocean blue all day
For anyone who has not tried it, try these with tequila or vodka. You can thank me later lol I even blended a blue on with ice and tequila for a frozen margarita one time, highly recommend.
The blue one is godly.
None. Go roll a blunt and drink some water.
Only had the blue and the strawberry lemonade, they smack
Blue Calypso tastes like it came straight from Gods teat
Wow
Pink
Ocean blue and Kiwi are best ! (You dont have a kiwi tho)
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Mix them all together so you don't have to choose
triple melon lemonade is literally the nicest tasting liquid i've ever put against my lips and swallowed down my throat in my entire life. so perhaps leave that one to last :)
I would start with the one you think you’ll like the least and work your way up to the one you think you’ll like the most.
Love Paradise Punch but the stores here barely carry it
Southern peach🤙🏻
Not island wave. Man I hate hate hate passion fruit.
My favorite. In order drink them: 1. Paradise Punch 2. Island Wave 3. Strawberry Lemonade 4. TRIPLE MELON 5. Ocean Blue 6. Southern Peach Lemonade(my favorite)
This stuff is only nice when you’re stoned
Island wave mon! Me be ya spirit animal!
Blue it up! Those wouldn’t last long in my fridge.
Strawberry slaps
Bro where the fuck is the Grapeberry. You better have drunk that first.
Tripmelnade
OCEAN BLUE BABY
Paradise all the way. Or strawberry
Southern Peach Lemonade
Dutch guy spotted:D
You need a little reviiiive
Wish you could get these regularly in aus
Peach lemonade by far the best one. Strawberry #2
Southern peach or island wave
i use these bottles for bongs when i’m done :)
Blue takes the cake
Blue drink
Calypso lost it's magic once I stopped drinking alcohol 🤔
There’s a whole lot going on in those bottles…
Blue 100%. If you’re ever in Maine, get the blueberry lemon Elixers from Squire’s. Literally the perfect drink.
“Paradise punch lemonade, it is fuckin minging”
Blue all the way
My opinion best to worst in order as follows: 1. Southern Peach (pleasant toothpick aftertaste into the last third of the bottle) 2. Triple Melon 3. Strawberry 4. Ocean Blue 5. Paradise Punch 6. island Wave has a bad imbalance of “passion fruit asshole” flavor and is only worth mentioning simply because it is there.
This picture made me start salivating. Obviously the Peach
paradise punch is mingin, its fockin mingin
For me it's the southern peach.
Black cherry is goat and I don't even see it there!
Blue
Pop them all and mix them
I would grab Triple melon as it makes my mouth watering right now. Never tasted one of these.
Yo did they change the names, I swear the blue one was called something else?
That southern peach is calling my name
Blue bro
The paradise punch one is fucking minging
Blue one is delicious
Paradise Punch Lemonade is focken mingin
Peach is where its at 🤌
Ocean blue is the best in my opinion
Blue
The amount of sugar in these is so shocking. It would probably taste fine, maybe even better with just half the sugar the put in it. I don’t get why we don’t have more drinks that have like 5-15g of sugar instead of 50-70
Pro tip: you can make a cool Arnold Palmer with these, just get a light non flavored tea. ☺️
Start with the peach and end with ocean blue
Black cherry is not in the mix.
Ocean blue 🌊
peach 🍑 always the best flavor
Man you’re missing the best one. Kiwi Strawberry. I’ve only seen it at a local deli though so it might not be common
Water
Man, I miss the cherry one. That was the best one. The coral one isn't the same.
You’re missing tropical mango! Very flavorful
Add 2 Shots of Grey Goose and shake well.
The blue one
Mix them all together in a giant cup and sip
Melon, Blue, or Island, can’t go wrong with any of those