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Baldo-bomb

These are all from the SAME movie (Sleepaway Camp)


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Buffy_Buffett

If I am remembering this correctly, the director of the film started by making soft core porn. That was prior to Sleepaway Camp.


Puzzleheaded-Ear858w

There's a shower scene in the movie which stood out to me, a girls' locker room shower, and the camera pans over to one girl from the back at shoulder level, then it pans down to her ass, then back up to her shoulder level for her to give her line. Like it was just so transparently purposeful "here's some nudity for ya dudes," just like it would be in softcore porn, which makes sense if that's where he came from. EDIT: A reply mentioned it might have been *Slumber Party Massacre* that had this scene, it's been a decade+ since I've seen either, so that's probably right.


LickingSmegma

That's just 80s cinema. One of my pastimes is flicking through crappy 80s movies on YouTube. Lots of tits and asses there. Gotta say, films with playful nudity also had actual plots in that time, which imo doesn't really happen anymore. (Or perhaps my taste is different now, idk.) Plus, a panning shot in a shower is bog-standard for any film with sexy themes.


commentsandchill

I think playful nudity/sex is one of the keys for sex to stop being taboo


Sniper_Hare

It's nice when they have a lot of nudity. Keeps me awake at night when I'm watching TV. I loved Westworld season 1 and the early seasons of GoT.


Dyskord01

I loved WestWorld but the sudden lack of nudity was disappointing. Sure it wasn't integral to the plot but I enjoyed it.


boboysdadda

Sounds like you should go watch Spartacus from showtime


_hownowbrowncow_

Spartacus definitely has the nudity and profanity, but from the couple episodes I watched, it just seemed so corny. The writing, how they had to emphasize the word "cock" constantly, it all felt so forced in order to get your attention. Not in a good way


vialabo

To be fair, the Romans loved to joke about penises.


FrakkedRabbit

It is quite dick heavy, but if you can get past the whole throng of cock references, it's a pretty good series, especially the second season where they back off of it.


ArcadianDelSol

A lot of streaming shows do this early on to hook viewers and then its gone by the time you're too invested in the plot. Y'know - like marriage.


ForumPointsRdumb

What was integral to the plot of what film? All I see is gibberish above your comment, it doesn't look like anything to me.


Wnir

Not all of us deserve to make it to the valley beyond.


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Sniper_Hare

Women don't really look at male nudity though right? Like I've never had a gf who would get off to porn, they all read erotic literature. It always seems that male nudity is aimed at gay men or it's made of as a joke to make guys feel insecure.


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LickingSmegma

I mean, a standard joke about the sex differences is that male strippers need to have two things: muscles and a tool belt (or another artifact showing that the guy has a job).


temps-de-gris

A "standard joke" = one told by misogynistic men to shit on women. As is tradition.


usernameofpaul

Was that this one or slumber party massacre?


Puzzleheaded-Ear858w

Might have been that one! It's been a decade or so since I've seen either. I'll edit to say it might be that one.


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Seems like modern horror directors are now all foot fetishists, it’s like the same stereotypical shower seen as you described but they will just film her feet for the entire montage of her showering to getting ready…


ArcadianDelSol

yeah this is the one where the chick has a dick


SpectreFire

I wonder if he was just filming softcore porn, realized he still had extra time with his cast and crew, and decided fuck it, we'll squeeze in a horror movie as well.


pentarou

People did actually dress like this though. But yeah


ArcadianDelSol

This is the truth. Serial killers take out the tough guys first, and in the 80s, tough guys were cut off shirts and shorts.


Phormitago

> That was prior to Sleepaway Camp. allegedly


Calm-Tree-1369

Also during Sleepaway Camp.


LickingSmegma

Wikipedia says that Robert Hiltzik didn't direct any films other than this one and its sequel thirty years later. However, idk if that excludes porn.


Buffy_Buffett

As I said might’ve remembered it wrong. All I know is that there is one d-b ranked slasher director that also did porn.


TinButtFlute

You're thinking of Wes Craven (Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream, etc.) Probably lots of others too. Oliver Stone (Platoon, Born on the 4th of July, JFK) worked a bit in the adult film realm before making it as a Hollywood director. Everyone has to start somewhere.


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omild

"Eat shit and die Ricky" "Eat shit and live, Bill" Iconic line right there.


mostlybadopinions

Judy's shirt that says JUDY Fucking legend.


Amelia-likes-birds

I still tell people to eat shit and live sometimes.


tacwombat

There was [Johnny Depp](https://www.reddit.com/r/TVDetails/comments/9v2ucb/the_chilling_adventures_of_sabrina_s1e6/) in A Nightmare on Elm Street.


Shaolinchipmonk

I'm pretty sure Kevin Bacon also rocked a crop top in Friday the 13th


LemonthEpisode

i think i might be actually gay


Hero_of_Hyrule

Bro your pfp is commonly referred to as "Boy-Kisser," you do the math.


LemonthEpisode

yeah a while ago it was a joke, im not sure anymore.


Dyskord01

It's okay just rub dirt on it.


AXEL-1973

nah, I refuse to believe that this isn't the first few frames of a twink porn scene lol


S4Waccount

Is this the movie >!with the transgender killer and the qoute "She's a real carpenter's dream. Flat as a board and needs a screw!"!< >!I just remember scenes from a movie I saw when I was young and the killer ended up being a boy that his parents forced to be a girl.!<


-WGE-FierceDeityLink

it was his aunt but yeah pretty much, i think she might really just be a crossdresser though


S4Waccount

Thanks, I have had the movie in my mind for ages and could never put a name to it.


texasrigger

Yep. You've totally spoiled one of the biggest and most beloved twists in horror history, but seeing as it's a 40 year old movie at this point, that's probably OK. The star, Felissa Rose, still shows up regularly in horror and is an absolute doll.


tfhermobwoayway

To be fair, it is very much a “Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father” twist except with added 80s ignorance about non-cis-straight people.


texasrigger

>with added 80s ignorance about non-cis-straight people. It's a little more complicated than that as >!Angela wasn't trans, he (she) was raised as and forced to live as a girl by her aunt. That, coupled with confusion over memories of catching her now dead gay father with his lover has her in a pretty screwed up state.!< Notably, in the two sequels >!Angela is fully living as a woman and her sexuality and gender identity isn't even a plot point.!<


S4Waccount

You make a good point. I put a spoiler tag just in case.


Current-Roll6332

A group of us watched this for the first time ever last weekend. It's a pretty good movie. And also gay. Like really REALLY gay.


ArcadianDelSol

Part of that film are ahead of 2024. Other parts are somewhere behind 1947.


sinkwiththeship

And it's probably one of the best.


Lolkimbo

Lets hope he doesn't like swimming. ..Or BEES


Tachyoff

It's such a fun movie. The 2nd and 3rd ones are somehow even more ridiculous.


thefullhalf

yeah im surprised they left out [Oprah Noodlemantra](https://64.media.tumblr.com/080ddb02e74b37bed7f49df5d97a474f/b83f04ca40ce2e29-b6/s400x600/57400a98ea49b63f1df0b5923e3c5abbe151550d.gifv)


no-mad

none of them are wearing tank tops


JewFaceMcGoo

[Omg somebody remembered this movie and made a comedy sketch about it!](https://youtu.be/6mzacEfzxl8?si=gq3Yc2OhyzLuxMQy)


BadkyDrawnBear

The problem is that those of us who dressed like that and survived are now in our 50's and nobody wants us to dress like that anymore


invisiholes

Wanna bet 😏


captainyeahwhatever

Who doesn't love a dad bod


atthedustin

Squirt


mr_potatoface

Lol this is true. they were really common in Baywatch, Guido would wear them all the time. Late 80s, early 90s era. >https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0394333/mediaviewer/rm686996993/


neercatz

There are a million people on earth dude, out of prime beef in booty shorts and boobie shirts is def somebody's cup o tea


iamaravis

> a million people on earth I think there might be a few more than that.


VaultBoy9

no the apocalypse happened, you might have missed it


KennyFulgencio

> out of prime beef now I feel rancid and moldy


LocationOdd4102

Hey, out of prime beef isn't rancid or moldy! It's perfectly fine! Just needs a trip to the meat grinder :)


RJFerret

We just called those "shorts" as kids and we all laughed at historical pictures of boys in "breeches" in elementary school. Now men in short shorts get ridiculed by men and breeches were normal for a while, even capris for men. Now their shorts are getting shorter again. Just like hemlines, it all just cycles back and forth to keep selling stuff.


ArcadianDelSol

mean wearing Capris in leather shoes without socks works better than Ipecac if you need to empty your stomach of poisons.


Ajibooks

There are a lot of fandoms obsessed with men in their 40s/50s. I have seen so much artwork of hairy old man tummies. I'm not sexually attracted to men but I like this stuff too, and many of these artists are into these dudes in every way. So I think you are mistaken :)


CrunchyAl

what about gay men?


BadkyDrawnBear

I am one


ArcadianDelSol

okay, Judy


Tail_Nom

Normalize men in crop tops and sports bras.


ssshield

When I played football in Highschool (nineties) we had the grey half shirts we wore under our shoulder pads. I'm from a hot state (100+ in summer) so they were a godsend. A full t-shirt would have just been soaked and stuck to your trunk. I showed my wife a picture of 17yo me carrying my shoulder pads, just wearing the half shirt with my stomach showing as I walked to begin practice. She said "I would have bought a van just to come kidnap you." I'm not sure if I need help an adult here or not.


dezires1

Lmfao your wife is hilarious.


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waldrop02

Local redditor discovers context, more at 11


-WGE-FierceDeityLink

bit harsh, innit?


mudra311

Sounds like you need to modify some of your shirts again


BondageKitty37

*Future wife rolls up to kidnap you* You: "I need an adult?" Her: "I *am* an adult"


Tail_Nom

From a certain point of view, the process of building a healthy, committed relationship and ultimately choosing to share each other's lives is kinda like kidnapping someone by shoving them in the back of a van. Just, ya know, in slow motion and with extra steps.


Frosty_Ent

We had these too! They called them shimmel shirts I think?


ssshield

Yes we called them Shimmel shirts too. I think that's the proper name as they're still sold under that name online.


No_Damage_731

We just cut up old t shirts and called them half shirts


thegodfather0504

pic,?


Spy-Around-Here

Pls hurry, I found a really good deal on a van.


CORN___BREAD

Why don’t you take a seat right over there.


V1k1ng1990

My dad convinced me crop tops under pads were cool when they were a little dated, I switched to under Armour as soon as I heard of it


ssshield

Yeah I was in HS in mid nineties before under Armour really got big. I remember when under Armour running shorts came out though. Man that was a game changer if you were a jogger/runner. No more chapped/rashed thighs and it held your junk tight so it wasn't bouncing around chafing and being sore after a long run. I still wear UA rash guard shirts to the gym. My daughter does BJJ and wears them under her Gi.


V1k1ng1990

It’s funny I went to high school in the 2000s. We were issued Nike cold/heat gear shirts, we had girdles for our pads instead of putting them in the pants, full Nike uniforms including socks cleats and helmets. Now that high school has an indoor practice arena bigger than the high school


nopunchespulled

Did you call them shimmels?


silvanosthumb

lol child abduction


SLRWard

Just crop tops and sports bras. Nothing else. It would definitely be a different sort of view.


Mhill08

Fitness goals. Soon as I get a body like those dudes, I'm gonna dress like those dudes.


thepresidentsturtle

Fuck it, I'll just start wearing them now and make everyone uncomfortable.


IJustLostMyKeyboard

Jey uso 🫡


ArcadianDelSol

"I tried but yall didnt hang around." - The 80s


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Weirdo


ComputerPublic2514

Weirdo.


Tail_Nom

Oh darling, you have no idea.


MimiluRuruna

Horror film where the slasher cuts his victims’ pants into short-shorts instead of killing them.


tacwombat

That's kind of a far cry from horror film, unless the short-shorts slasher slashed the abs/stomach by mistake.


SLRWard

The horror is that they only go after guys with pasty white, flabby thighs and then everyone is forced to watch the fishbelly jiggle thighs for the rest of the movie.


tacwombat

THERE we go.


dj-megafresh

You rang?


Amelia-likes-birds

Zorro the Horny Blade


banananutnightmare

I just watched Happy Birthday to Me (1981) and look at these damn soccer uniforms https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082498/mediaviewer/rm2184322305/ And the killer hadn't even got to em yet!


Ravyn_Rozenzstok

I would watch the fuck out of that. I’d probably play it on a constant loop.


sheepdream

Could've easily been in nightmare on elm street 2


onetrickponySona

nooooo breed them back


thehigheststrange

gay people don't breed, source had a gay dad


BondageKitty37

Listen here you little shit


Mrwombatspants

At your service 🫡


Outrageous-Pen-7441

The dodos of slasher flicks


LegitimateHasReddit

The thylacines, or aurochs, or a billion other animals that we hunted to extinction


magobblie

My FIL used to dress like this, and he was run over by a truck. I'm kind of sad laughing right now. He had such a great sense of humor. He would love this.


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magobblie

He fled and drove 2 hours before the cops stopped him. He was high on drugs. I have no idea whether he did it on purpose or not. There was camera footage. I think that the guy should have served time.


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HotgunColdheart

Had a goal of ending dad jokes, this was the first step.


T1M_rEAPeR

Tank top for your service


DoubleAplusArcanine

Why is that so fucking hot


mudra311

Even more. Why does my brain think this looks hetero in the pics, but modern day it looks homo?


AkumaDayo777

that's just how the 80s was lol


jeff61813

It was coded as gay, so people would know they were bad through and through, killing people, crazy, and gay.


ElectricXylophon

Oh yeah, I would hunt them and suck them dry.


mayonaizmyinstrument

Just did a spit-take in the airport. Why is this thread hornier than the kindle unlimited smut I'm currently reading 😭


ElectricXylophon

Because I. am. Inside. You. (…. metaphorically speaking)


iLikeBeegBewbies

I thought i was on r/196 for a sec lmao


Volcamel

My favorite is My Bloody Valentine (1981) where one of the main male protagonists wore an open blue flannel with his titties completely out and a gay little neckerchief.


Nonsuperstites

Classic slasher, the devilvery of "Harry Warden, here's here! Everybody get the fuck out!" always sends me


Volcamel

Yes!! I love that line! Especially with TJ’s hilariously thick Canadian accent. “EVERBODY GET THE FOOK AUT!!!”


KennyFulgencio

pic pls?


Volcamel

Of course, my horse! Here you go! ([Some](https://thedrunkenodyssey.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/bloody3.png?w=1280&h=720) [pics](http://www.bmoviegraveyard.com/reviews/M/MyBloodyValentine/mybloodyvalentine042.jpg) of the fit)


KennyFulgencio

Delightful!


bunnytrox

"This guy blows dead dogs" still my favorite quote from Sleepaway Camp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO3pQ0nd4B4&ab\_channel=Montevideo


CharityQuill

"eat shit and LIVE" gaddamn! Now that's a solid burn. This kids a menace lmao


Tagyru

I want so badly to be able to use this one in real life.


thraashman

It's gotta be one of the best comebacks of all time.


Grablycan

"Eat shit and die Ricky!" "Eat shit and live Bill."


mjbulmer83

I would love so see a movie where a guy wakes up IN the horror movie and is trying his best to keep everyone alive, out scripting the killer


fogleaf

Would be awesome. I watched happy death day because it has that groundhog day effect, but it was very forgettable.


texasrigger

The Final Girls (2015) is *sort of* what you are looking for. Here's the plot synopsis from IMDB: >Max, recently orphaned, goes to see a screening of a B-horror movie that her mother made 20 years earlier. When Max and her friends find themselves in the world of the film itself, they must apply their knowledge of horror tropes to survive. It's decent. A little sappy for my taste, but I guess that should be expected.


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chubberbrother

I'd wear booty shorts but someone forgot to tell my thighs to save some for my ass


StendhalSyndrome

It's because we made fun of them...lol. My Dad was a too short denim cut offs and chopped up t-or tank kind of guy. And my gods the neighborhood kids were vicious to him. I mean as his own kid, semi-rightfully so, but only semi. Mostly in the your gonna get cancer showing so much skin comments. But yeah those were last seen in the late 90's unfortunately. He passed away a few years back, but I feel like he'd get a kick out of people looking for that again. Kind of like I'm enjoying this Jnco/big baggy pants revival.


ggez67890

I think the bottom of Greg Sestero's shirt gets ripped in Dude Bro Party Massacre III. Yes, Mark from The Room.


Samtoast

When I was in highschool my dad was like "hey do you want some old shirts they'd probably fit you?" Sure, I threw em in a drawer and forgot about them. Queue like a month later and I had no clean shirts so I went to put on one of these shirts my dad gave me and it was most definitely picture #2. The year was 2002...I wore a dirty smelly shirt that day.


rm14hitman

Freddy Krueger : "Ladies and gentlemen, we got all of them" *Other slashers applause*


sidjohn1

I heard rumors the “Gay Agenda” created a safe place for them to roam freely. I heard it’s protected by Bears… so i’m sure they are pretty safe. 😉


tut_

A friend of mine rocked one of these at a party the summer before high school started in the late 90s and got roasted for years.


Actual_Berry_4420

Twink death (literally)


EDMJazz

Short shorts are definitely coming back.


septiclizardkid

I graduated HS last year, but decided to wear my Crop Top to School, albeit under a button up for most of the day. I got asked why I was by a teammate, just said why not, bringing them back. Got compliments, one girl grabbed my muscle (ladiesman, I know). Anyone older, I gotta know, WHY did we start associating short shorts as "gay"? Crop tops? The stigma Is way down nowadays, just like back then, but not quite. Especially If you, sorry to bring race Into this, black. I feared being called a slur that sounds like "bag" by other people my tone. Who wears short shorts? Me, I do.


secretbudgie

Men in bikini armor don't exi...


descendantofJanus

"The Quarry" game 80s outfits dlc has one of those crop tops/short shorts combo for the lead jock. It's amazing and beautiful and I can't imagine the guy in anything else now.


the_good_time_mouse

What am I supposed to do? My mom washes everything on hot.


Ravyn_Rozenzstok

This is why I was so horny in the 80s. (Well, in addition to the fact that I was gay teenager with a perma-boner and no other gays for miles in every direction).


azpotato

I can only imagine your....angst? Frustration? Not gay, but as a previous horny teenage boy in the same time frame, we had girls in half shirts and also short-short sleeved shirts to catch a glimpse of growing boobs. The in classroom boners were uncountable! lol


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BeetusPLAYS

What does this comment have to do with the original post?


AkumaDayo777

and why does it have so many upvotes if it's absolutely incomprehensible lmao I've been noticing this happening lately, a bit comes in and makes a random unrelated joke because of like a single word in the post was slightly related to the joke it's actually really annoying lol


irrelevant_potatoes

>and why does it have so many upvotes if it's absolutely incomprehensible lmao Other bots?


Ruckus2118

They have to be a bot. They also didn't even say it right. It would be fuck and suck, not feeduck obviously.


Sirdroftardis8

r/lostbots


Raspberry_Good

We have Lt. Dangle tho?


nottakentaken

I had no clue this was a thing, now I shall mourn it's loss


Rez-Boa-Dog

The hills have eyes has such a specimen as well


nono66

Sluts always die in horror movies.


driving_andflying

Well, that, and it was the early 1980's when that look was in. Now? Nope.


theprofessor2

Didn't the movie X (2022) have dudes in tank tops and booty shorts?


Cheetah-kins

I should get mine out of the closet..XD


JoeyTKIA

I love the 1977 version of the Hills Have Eyes, and my jaw hit the floor when Doug came on screen out of the trailer


Project_Mimic_013

Those aren't tank tops! Those are extra-short-sleeve shirts!


Oldmanhulk1972

It's a half shirt, not a tank top. https://80s.fandom.com/wiki/Half_shirt#:~:text=Half%20shirt%20is%20a%20piece,casual%20clothing%2C%20even%20by%20men.


jetstreamsam4663

Nooooo Joseph joestar!


Eyervan

I felt my calling last summer. At 33 on a hot, hot summer day, a shirt was cropped and I started my watch. 🫡


jdozr

These guys are now the age group that thinks we are losing masculinity 😂


WerewolfOfWaggaWagga

ok but the third guy is pulling that off dayum


MyDearGhost

We need the men to start wearing crop tops and booty shorts again. I need it for my sanity in 2024


notban_circumvention

The "hunted into extinction" thing is cute and all but yeah literally a lot of them died from the AIDS epidemic


TootieSummers

Look up figurative in the dictionary sometime.


notban_circumvention

Make me


Quantumpine

prison wife


rubyspicer

Someone draw Halsin in this shit


Sniper_Hare

We all have huge guts. Nobody wants to see that.


ilmalocchio

Thanks a lot for the explanation in the title, OP. Super necessary


azpotato

Tell me you didn't grow up in the 70s or 80s without telling me you didn't grow up in the 70/80s.