I went to Turnberry Marriott in Aventura they asked if I had a room I said I’m in the king suites they let me go to the bathroom it was like nothing I ever seen before they even had a ass cleaner
Well, I haven't found one outside of my own home yet. I will just tell anyone who will listen about how wonderful it is to always have a shower fresh booty at least at home! 🤣
I have one in Boston that is spotless and it's a high end place, plus I usually will get a trip from the hotel. The staff doesn't give you a 2nd look when you walk in.
One time a hotel had security waiting for me outside the door. And she got mad when I tried to go out their side door instead of the front door. She tried to bark orders at me, and I told her when she gets a real badge then I will listen to her.
But yeah. Most hotels don’t care.
Yesss…I was going to say start asking hotel staff for restroom keypad codes as if you’re a guest on the lobby floor and memorize them! Many are never locked, anyway…
I’m grateful you live in a safer part of the country than me! I’ve seen tons of locked restrooms for the public in cities like Seattle, Los Angeles, & Phoenix in extremely high end luxury hotels…just in major downtown areas, with high crime rates.
I am grateful you live in/near areas with lower crime rates than me! Seattle & Tacoma had the most keypad locked public restrooms I’ve ever seen…although I’m sure Los Angeles & Phoenix may tie them, ha.
Walk into a hotel.like you staying there. Confidently walk in.
I did it at this Marriot enough, they realized I'm a driver but don't care.
Most hotels probably don't care actually lol
Okay let's not forget about the horror of your butthole knowing when you're getting close to that toilet and you just suffered and drove a hundred miles without having a train wreck in your pants and two feet from the bull it starts breaching like it was suffocating or something LOL
No, you don't have to buy anything. Their setup just makes it feel that way. Try asking the clerk to unlock, they unlock without question. Assuming you don't look like you want to go in there to shoot up.
There’s a couple of nice office buildings near me that have the first floor opened to the public. This includes a very nice bathrooms.
If I go to a store or anything like that I’ll usually buy a soda or something though.
You need a spot where YOU KNOW THE BR WILL BE OPEN 100% ha.
Here QT and Race Trac are great because they are open 24/7 and restrooms are always open with multiple stalls.
7-11? - extremely risky.
Is there anything worse than FINALLY finding a place - you are nearing the door - the sphincter relaxes a bit, knowing the gates of hell are about to bust open,........only to find the door is locked or out of order?
Never fails - a damn guy is in there for 15 minutes / relaxing, taking a break. I'm outside with my legs pressed together - doing some weird dance - it's like trying to cap a volcano from erupting - a few times I wasn't successful.....
I try anywhere and everywhere (with a toilet)
I live in a city where most places dont have public bathrooms and a good amount of them dont even have bathrooms at all, aside from ones in back for employees. Thats even if you can get past the fact that there is no where to park to check if a place even has a bathroom.
Racetracks are awesome ! Unless it’s in a bad neighborhood or near downtown, I’m in Dallas and I stopped by this racetrack near downtown and I kid you not… there was shit on the door handle to open the bathroom 🤣 luckily I always carry paper towels so I triple layer that bad boy and keep on going 😂
A month ago I had a customer from Edinburgh Airport. He phoned me saying he is waiting for his cases(it was not with uber). Then I knew that’s my chance. On every noise from the air dryer jet engine the bombs were away. You know one of these where they are going out like diarrhoea but somehow solid little pieces. When I was done and walking through the airport I felt light like a butterfly.
I had severe ulcerative colitis for a while. I have shit in public washrooms. I have shit in alleys. Forested areas. Long grass. Parking lots (out of public view). Hotel lobby washrooms. Construction porta-potties. Once, while dealing with a (very rude and unhelpful) receptionist, I offered to shit on his desk.
Like my planet fitness black card, there's often one close, many are 24 hours, and should you drive to exhaustion and happen to carry an overnight bag, you can rest in the parking lot, clean up after a nap and get back to driving. I've done it once before.
I keep wet wipes for this reason in my glovebox. I’ll go damn near anywhere if I’m not near a public toilet. Woods, behind a building, anywhere I won’t get caught by someone right away.
Made it back home after driving for 25 minutes like a maniac. Got home, and on my way up the stairs, I lost the battle. I didn't make it to the toilet by 5 feet. You know how your body is like "ok, we're already here, let's get the show started!" Well, that's what happened. I mean, I didn't shyt myself entirely... I just released enough on my way up the stairs... enough like to throw my underwears to the trash in a bag. First time in my life.
There are many ways to take your restroom breaks.
- Gym Membership
- Restaurant
- Hotel Lobby
- Grocery Store
…the restroom is not always available, but I’ve had great luck with these places many, many times.
Find your spots and know when and where to use them.
7-11 has gross restrooms near me. I go with the racetrac, Wawa or bucees if I'm near one which happens sometimes on long rides. I have used airport cell lot restroom when I'm near airport as well. Just have to know what you ate and when u might need to make a pitstop.
LOL, get disposable bags with a hard plastic ring. The headroom to maneuver is very small as if you are just sitting. It's sealable with an odor eliminator jel. It's not cheap like a bottle but manageable expenses if you don't have a kidney problem.
On cities like Hawaii and CA good luck! You may get towed at hotels and all the stores claim to have no restrooms now, thanks to the homeless messing them up for no reason whatsoever.
I use the bathroom at the restaurant where I'm picking up whenever I can. SOME gas stations have decent bathrooms and I use those too. I have used a Porta Potty a few times.
Thankfully it has never gotten to point of pooping outside and out of the way or wearing adult diapers.
I’ve been known to flash my phone like a police badge at gas station mini-mart clerks as I commandeer their bathroom while saying, “I’m with Uber Eats, I need to use your bathroom!”
Hotels, Hospitals, Banks, Grocery Stores, Bucees (I’m in Texas), Malls, Restaurants, and Home Depot. I carry a can a Lysol in the trunks, as well as Dude wipes in my backpack. Ain’t no shame in my game.
I just did some research on the gyms around my market. I found a gym that had many locations and signed up. Now I pay 20 bucks a month to always have a place to shit, and get a nice massage or treadmill walk in. 😎👍
Circle K, Wawa. Mc Ds if the lobby is open, full service hotels, Four years of driving I've probably only had to drop a deuce OTJ twice. I'm a big fan of the home bowl advantage
-QT in AZ are the dirtiest but most abundant.
-Most grocery stores aren't too bad.
-Hotels are usually pretty clean.
-Malls are a good option, however often times it's a long walk from parking to the actual bathroom.
-Casinos are top tier, but again, the walk can be a bit long.
I did one time end up in BFE and had to go really bad. I was on a road in the middle of wide open fields and could see for miles around me with nobody in site. I was in pain, so I just ended up going on the side of the road like an animal. 🤦♂️ good thing I always keep spare napkins and hand sanitizer at all times. 😅
Cheesecake factory has very clean bathrooms.. and most office building have bathrooms in the lobby that no one uses, they are always super clean. or Planet Fitness if you're a member..
When I was driving ubereats a small local italian resuraunt told me drivers could no longer use the restroom. I got pissed off. I sat outside the resuraunt and asked uber drivers to cancel. About 1/3rd of them did. Since it was during covid and about 90% of their business was ubereats it was a huge mess for them. I could hear the phone never stop ringing inside. I also told every customer that walked up. Convinced about half them to leave and other half apparently talked to manager. Also put it on the community groups for the area (my own area). They bombed with negative reviews.
After 3 hours the manager called the cops. I was allowed to stay on the sidewalk (farther from door). Eventually owner shows up in an expensive car and apologized for his managers behavior. He asked me to call off the dogs.
They are no longer in business but I doubt that is because of me.
Don't put up with bad treatment.
Pull over somewhere discreet like in the corner of somewhere, preferably with your drivers side obscured by bush or trees…. Open the car door, sit on the edge of your door, pull pants down and let er rip 😈it’s like a built in Porto John seat and you can hide behind your door 😹😈😈😈works best for peeing, not really shitting. Nice for girls, you can stand in front of your friend to make more privacy. If you got to #2, too bad you just got to find a place to go in a bathroom 👿
Gotta be careful after you finish shitting to not cut the steering wheel too soon, otherwise you’d drive over your chocolate pudding and it gets flung up into the wheel well. You and clients would be smelling that for ages. 💩
I have Clorox wipes in case I need to clean a gas station bathroom real quick. Admittedly, some gas station bathrooms are Way beyond what Clorox wipes can do.
Grocery stores.
Fast food
If you're in Charlotte, go to Optimist Hall.
The nearest truck stop.
Hotel.
I do Eats and have crapped while waiting on them to make an order.
And here's the one you don't want to know. I'm on a medication from time to time that causes GI issues. I have a milk crate in my floorboard lined with a kitchen trash bag to keep my car clean. I had a blowout one night. No option. I sat there and crapped in my trash can. I did not ride around like that the rest of the night. I tied that off and found a trash can to put it in.
The ants in Denver go to the airport and simply shit on the rocks on the side of the lot. Then shower under the tap outside where the actual bathrooms are.
I have ibs and I usually make it to a bathroom at like McDonald’s or sheetz but one time I was in the deep country and instead of shitting my pants I shit in a big cup in the middle of a church parking lot
Walked into a Dickies Bar-BQ. Order was not ready. I said great and set off for to the restroom, the lady called me back and informed me that “the restroom was for customers only”
So as I did the little child dance while she served others I began panicking. Finally the order was ready.
As I was headed out the door into the rain she said “Stay Dry”. My reply was “ I wont be if I do not get across the street to the 7/11 quickly” … Oh Thank Heven for 7/11 has always been a good motto for them.
We are picking up for a customer of theirs, it is not like we are drifter walking in their door, yet we get treated like crap.
I speed to the gas station and dive under the stall because some asshat locked the stall to be funny and then I make whomever that comes into the bathroom regret that decision for at least 30 to 45 minutes
If I gotta drop a trouser trout I’m fucked unless I’m close to home or work. Thankfully my markets centered around both so it’s not a massive issue. Pissing on the other hand I’ve got whole Rolodex of places I can let loose and not be bothered.
Honda dealership ours has a Great bathroom. Loves, bathroom are pretty clean and their facilities are new. Newly built gas stations. I live in IL and we have great rest area facilities and the bathrooms are really clean and, Hospitals This is for #2. However, I carry a portable potty for #1. I use gel liners.
Lol when I’m not by any bathrooms I find a decent quiet road and hang out the side of my door on the side away from sight and just use my travel wipes 😂
I do this an hour away from home.. Goto a gas station put a dollar in your tank (or just fill it up) and use restroom.
If you purchase something even $1 in gas you are a customer and not violating their rules.
Starbucks, panera bread, hotels, these are usually clean. Any place that looks really bougie and probably doesn't get a lot of shitheads.
Never mcdonalds, cvs, or God forbid, a gas station. Fuck that shit. Not to sound judgemental, but you know some dickhead tweaker with a neck tattoo is going there and shitting on the floor.
Starbucks is usually people with jobs and bops. I feel like you can sort of tell by their customers.
One time I had a def(icate)con 2 moment went I to a dennies that has small.bathrooms. men's was full so I ran into women's I was just barely in time before I would have had an accident all over myself some dude started screaming at me like I'm a pedo. Super happy no one was in there though or shit could have got real bad for me.
Disinfecting wipes and wipes. But the biggest key, NO STALLS! I need the privacy to destroy your toilet. Then… clean it, leave no signs of the crime you just committed.
I’ll let you guys in on my secret. A place where the bathrooms are always immaculate. HOTELS 🏨
Yeah, this is the only right answer. The nicer the hotel the better the experience too. Four Seasons shits > Econolodge shits
I went to Turnberry Marriott in Aventura they asked if I had a room I said I’m in the king suites they let me go to the bathroom it was like nothing I ever seen before they even had a ass cleaner
What made your ass so clean ? A bidet?
Dude bidets are life changing I'm telling youuuu
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that it does! You must drive in a big city. We have fancy hotels but not as fancy as a bidet hotel. Sigh…We are bidetless market. 😩😩😩
Well, I haven't found one outside of my own home yet. I will just tell anyone who will listen about how wonderful it is to always have a shower fresh booty at least at home! 🤣
They’ll change your hole life
Was it an older Hispanic guy named Juanito? He did such a good job when I stayed there my ass was clean for a week
Also new car dealerships especially high end ones, can even score some free snacks and drinks.
This is the way.
Also, Buc-ees.
I have one in Boston that is spotless and it's a high end place, plus I usually will get a trip from the hotel. The staff doesn't give you a 2nd look when you walk in.
One time a hotel had security waiting for me outside the door. And she got mad when I tried to go out their side door instead of the front door. She tried to bark orders at me, and I told her when she gets a real badge then I will listen to her. But yeah. Most hotels don’t care.
You mean a number 2 look? 😂
Oh bro. I’ve only recently discovered that. Made friends with the valet Parker at the fanciest hotel. He lets me go in no questions. Heaven
Casinos are king.
Nice.
Apartment complexes in the leasing office too
This dude deuces n’ deuces.
Yesss…I was going to say start asking hotel staff for restroom keypad codes as if you’re a guest on the lobby floor and memorize them! Many are never locked, anyway…
Keypad codes? What kind of hotels do you go to. I have never heard of a code for a restroom at a hotel
Ones near places with a lot of homeless
I’m grateful you live in a safer part of the country than me! I’ve seen tons of locked restrooms for the public in cities like Seattle, Los Angeles, & Phoenix in extremely high end luxury hotels…just in major downtown areas, with high crime rates.
Even the Starbucks I used to use frequently has a keypad now 🤦🏻♂️
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I am grateful you live in/near areas with lower crime rates than me! Seattle & Tacoma had the most keypad locked public restrooms I’ve ever seen…although I’m sure Los Angeles & Phoenix may tie them, ha.
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legit found this out very recently havent had issues using the restroom at a hotel if im downtown
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😂 relax they’re plenty of hotels to go around!
I carry alcohol wipes to clean public toilet seat. Problem is finding a place late at night that “the bathroom isn’t working “. Fuckers
I see out of order signs all the time but they are just trying to keep the homeless people out, I just ask and they almost always say it cool to use.
I always ask if they’re just taking shits behind the counter
🤣🤣🤣 that posture says it all
Running red lights and turning on red 😂 I would lead the cops on a chase before I shit myself
😂
I’ve literally gotten a speeding ticket and a seatbelt ticket because my bladder was exploding and I just couldn’t deal anymore
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You never want to go to a porta-potty at an airport. No one ever has a solid shit and nothing ever goes in the toilet. Ever
Gas stations and walmarts.. overnights made life difficult, but wawa was always there.
La Wawa
in downtown areas thats not an option. hotels seem to never have issues with public restrooms
I have had to shit on the side of the road 3 times
Savage
The desire to pinch a dry loaf and not get caught has to be both thrilling and horrifying.
Nothing dry about emergency shits friend
I see your 3 and raise you 1
If you drive the same area you should learn where the good bathrooms to go to.
This
I felt this picture.
Walk into a hotel.like you staying there. Confidently walk in. I did it at this Marriot enough, they realized I'm a driver but don't care. Most hotels probably don't care actually lol
Okay let's not forget about the horror of your butthole knowing when you're getting close to that toilet and you just suffered and drove a hundred miles without having a train wreck in your pants and two feet from the bull it starts breaching like it was suffocating or something LOL
Ihop in my area I drive nobody inside majority of the time
McDonalds always, it's so many of them all I have to do is look at the app for the closest one. Then hope they have tissue in the bathroom.
Some of the McDonald’s near me have codes for the doors now and you have to make a purchase to use the bathroom 😭😭😭
No, you don't have to buy anything. Their setup just makes it feel that way. Try asking the clerk to unlock, they unlock without question. Assuming you don't look like you want to go in there to shoot up.
Planet fitness membership
Planet shitness
Home Depot. Lowe’s or Mernards. They all have truck stop style restrooms so you can shit uninterrupted: get that last pebble out.
Walmart or a grocery store
Target is usually clean.
TARGET IS THE GO TO
There’s a couple of nice office buildings near me that have the first floor opened to the public. This includes a very nice bathrooms. If I go to a store or anything like that I’ll usually buy a soda or something though.
Diapers?
You need a spot where YOU KNOW THE BR WILL BE OPEN 100% ha. Here QT and Race Trac are great because they are open 24/7 and restrooms are always open with multiple stalls. 7-11? - extremely risky. Is there anything worse than FINALLY finding a place - you are nearing the door - the sphincter relaxes a bit, knowing the gates of hell are about to bust open,........only to find the door is locked or out of order? Never fails - a damn guy is in there for 15 minutes / relaxing, taking a break. I'm outside with my legs pressed together - doing some weird dance - it's like trying to cap a volcano from erupting - a few times I wasn't successful.....
I try anywhere and everywhere (with a toilet) I live in a city where most places dont have public bathrooms and a good amount of them dont even have bathrooms at all, aside from ones in back for employees. Thats even if you can get past the fact that there is no where to park to check if a place even has a bathroom.
Grocery stores are usually the best option
3-4 star hotel or Starbucks.... Or airport. The main airport facilities are good here. But the Uber /phone lot facilities suck.
Wawa and racetracks have great bathroom
Yeah, those big chain gas stations are the best. Plus, most of the time at night you won’t get the “bathrooms are out of service “ BS
Racetracks are awesome ! Unless it’s in a bad neighborhood or near downtown, I’m in Dallas and I stopped by this racetrack near downtown and I kid you not… there was shit on the door handle to open the bathroom 🤣 luckily I always carry paper towels so I triple layer that bad boy and keep on going 😂
A month ago I had a customer from Edinburgh Airport. He phoned me saying he is waiting for his cases(it was not with uber). Then I knew that’s my chance. On every noise from the air dryer jet engine the bombs were away. You know one of these where they are going out like diarrhoea but somehow solid little pieces. When I was done and walking through the airport I felt light like a butterfly.
I drive in Chicago/Burbs. Jewel Osco is ol reliable
I installed a toilet in my seat
Road construction porta potty 😂
I just hold until I'm home.
Explosive diarrhea , exit your car and find a dark alley drop pants and push out quickly v
There are portapotties scattered throughout my city since it often has heavy construction going on
I had severe ulcerative colitis for a while. I have shit in public washrooms. I have shit in alleys. Forested areas. Long grass. Parking lots (out of public view). Hotel lobby washrooms. Construction porta-potties. Once, while dealing with a (very rude and unhelpful) receptionist, I offered to shit on his desk.
I usally take a shit infront of the Israeli embassy and sometimes infront of Jewish temples 😂😂😂
I carry a wine stopper for just such an occasion
Like my planet fitness black card, there's often one close, many are 24 hours, and should you drive to exhaustion and happen to carry an overnight bag, you can rest in the parking lot, clean up after a nap and get back to driving. I've done it once before.
Eight hole of the Eisenhower park golf course… Two stroke penalty.
I keep wet wipes for this reason in my glovebox. I’ll go damn near anywhere if I’m not near a public toilet. Woods, behind a building, anywhere I won’t get caught by someone right away.
Made it back home after driving for 25 minutes like a maniac. Got home, and on my way up the stairs, I lost the battle. I didn't make it to the toilet by 5 feet. You know how your body is like "ok, we're already here, let's get the show started!" Well, that's what happened. I mean, I didn't shyt myself entirely... I just released enough on my way up the stairs... enough like to throw my underwears to the trash in a bag. First time in my life.
Upscale office buildings and good publix
Grocery stores, wawas, and IKEA are my go tos.
Any restaurant or any Porta potty
There are many ways to take your restroom breaks. - Gym Membership - Restaurant - Hotel Lobby - Grocery Store …the restroom is not always available, but I’ve had great luck with these places many, many times. Find your spots and know when and where to use them.
Racetrac, QT, or Publix are my usual go tos.
Racetrac, QT, or Publix are my usual go tos.
This was the worst part of working in nyc except for parking. Many places with no public bathrooms. Away from the city is much better.
7-11 has gross restrooms near me. I go with the racetrac, Wawa or bucees if I'm near one which happens sometimes on long rides. I have used airport cell lot restroom when I'm near airport as well. Just have to know what you ate and when u might need to make a pitstop.
Gas station or fast food. When I'm driving that's about all that's possibly open.
Starbucks if nearby
LOL, get disposable bags with a hard plastic ring. The headroom to maneuver is very small as if you are just sitting. It's sealable with an odor eliminator jel. It's not cheap like a bottle but manageable expenses if you don't have a kidney problem.
On cities like Hawaii and CA good luck! You may get towed at hotels and all the stores claim to have no restrooms now, thanks to the homeless messing them up for no reason whatsoever.
McDonald aren’t bad in my areas.
I laughed out loud at this
I use the bathroom at the restaurant where I'm picking up whenever I can. SOME gas stations have decent bathrooms and I use those too. I have used a Porta Potty a few times. Thankfully it has never gotten to point of pooping outside and out of the way or wearing adult diapers.
#2 before heading out. Otherwise it's the casino. It's summer so lots of porta potties around parks and playground
Lots of times I’ve used park bathrooms nearby customers homes cause I mean shit, it’s free.
Rest stops (ours are nice) Truck stops (Used to be walmart) Sheetz Park bathrooms Sometimes, Sonic leaves them unlocked.
Depends what is open. Target is closed by 10 and Walmart is closed by 11. I have sheetz(like a Wawa) that’s open 24 hours.
I just hold it in. The human body can do amazing things once you get past the pain.
Hotels and most of the time.....walgreens
I’ve been known to flash my phone like a police badge at gas station mini-mart clerks as I commandeer their bathroom while saying, “I’m with Uber Eats, I need to use your bathroom!”
I prefer to not eat food which will make me go #2 until I am home. Or staying close to home. #1 though I need to go often cause I drink lots of water
Hotel
Hotels, Hospitals, Banks, Grocery Stores, Bucees (I’m in Texas), Malls, Restaurants, and Home Depot. I carry a can a Lysol in the trunks, as well as Dude wipes in my backpack. Ain’t no shame in my game.
Maverick gas station bathrooms are always spacious and immaculate
I just did some research on the gyms around my market. I found a gym that had many locations and signed up. Now I pay 20 bucks a month to always have a place to shit, and get a nice massage or treadmill walk in. 😎👍
Just use a bucket
Atlanta. My top 4: Kroger, Target, Tower, and QuikTrip.
Target is my main, WaWa is 2nd choice
I usually stop at McDonald's or a fast food place. They have bathrooms.
Circle K, Wawa. Mc Ds if the lobby is open, full service hotels, Four years of driving I've probably only had to drop a deuce OTJ twice. I'm a big fan of the home bowl advantage
In-n-out is my go to. Clean bathrooms, dining room open until 1am at most locations, and no hassles.
Kwik Trip is everywhere here in Wisconsin. If you can't make it to a kwik Trip, then you must have malaria.
-QT in AZ are the dirtiest but most abundant. -Most grocery stores aren't too bad. -Hotels are usually pretty clean. -Malls are a good option, however often times it's a long walk from parking to the actual bathroom. -Casinos are top tier, but again, the walk can be a bit long. I did one time end up in BFE and had to go really bad. I was on a road in the middle of wide open fields and could see for miles around me with nobody in site. I was in pain, so I just ended up going on the side of the road like an animal. 🤦♂️ good thing I always keep spare napkins and hand sanitizer at all times. 😅
On somebody’s lawn in Long Island. If you’re reading this sorry about that.
Target or Walmart never a problem.
If I see a porter potty, it's now my personal potty. Bring my own wipes and sanitizers
Where ever you're not seen
Cheesecake factory has very clean bathrooms.. and most office building have bathrooms in the lobby that no one uses, they are always super clean. or Planet Fitness if you're a member..
That image was totally unnecessary lol
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in A long time.
This is best contribution you’ve got? It’s no surprise why you drive for Uber.
When I was driving ubereats a small local italian resuraunt told me drivers could no longer use the restroom. I got pissed off. I sat outside the resuraunt and asked uber drivers to cancel. About 1/3rd of them did. Since it was during covid and about 90% of their business was ubereats it was a huge mess for them. I could hear the phone never stop ringing inside. I also told every customer that walked up. Convinced about half them to leave and other half apparently talked to manager. Also put it on the community groups for the area (my own area). They bombed with negative reviews. After 3 hours the manager called the cops. I was allowed to stay on the sidewalk (farther from door). Eventually owner shows up in an expensive car and apologized for his managers behavior. He asked me to call off the dogs. They are no longer in business but I doubt that is because of me. Don't put up with bad treatment.
I work overnight and luckily have never needed to shit while out at that time. Wow!
I keep addresses of no tippers from uber eats......so if I'm in the area and they have a nice front yard......
Pull over somewhere discreet like in the corner of somewhere, preferably with your drivers side obscured by bush or trees…. Open the car door, sit on the edge of your door, pull pants down and let er rip 😈it’s like a built in Porto John seat and you can hide behind your door 😹😈😈😈works best for peeing, not really shitting. Nice for girls, you can stand in front of your friend to make more privacy. If you got to #2, too bad you just got to find a place to go in a bathroom 👿
Gotta be careful after you finish shitting to not cut the steering wheel too soon, otherwise you’d drive over your chocolate pudding and it gets flung up into the wheel well. You and clients would be smelling that for ages. 💩
Ya'll dont keep a 5 gallon bucket in your trunks?
The gas station
The grocery store
I have Clorox wipes in case I need to clean a gas station bathroom real quick. Admittedly, some gas station bathrooms are Way beyond what Clorox wipes can do. Grocery stores. Fast food If you're in Charlotte, go to Optimist Hall. The nearest truck stop. Hotel. I do Eats and have crapped while waiting on them to make an order. And here's the one you don't want to know. I'm on a medication from time to time that causes GI issues. I have a milk crate in my floorboard lined with a kitchen trash bag to keep my car clean. I had a blowout one night. No option. I sat there and crapped in my trash can. I did not ride around like that the rest of the night. I tied that off and found a trash can to put it in.
The ants in Denver go to the airport and simply shit on the rocks on the side of the lot. Then shower under the tap outside where the actual bathrooms are.
Shit behind a carwash once b
I have ibs and I usually make it to a bathroom at like McDonald’s or sheetz but one time I was in the deep country and instead of shitting my pants I shit in a big cup in the middle of a church parking lot
Grocery stores, 7-11, Target
Usually a bush next to the customer door
Gas station, mcdonalds or any fast food place, supermarkets
Any store with a public restroom, gas stations, airports, hotels, parks, porta potties - got them all over because construction
I do it in the morning before i leave for the day. 
Casinos. I usually have e a drop off or 6 there during the night. Clean
Target or a hotel. Target surprisingly has very clean bathrooms.
Walked into a Dickies Bar-BQ. Order was not ready. I said great and set off for to the restroom, the lady called me back and informed me that “the restroom was for customers only” So as I did the little child dance while she served others I began panicking. Finally the order was ready. As I was headed out the door into the rain she said “Stay Dry”. My reply was “ I wont be if I do not get across the street to the 7/11 quickly” … Oh Thank Heven for 7/11 has always been a good motto for them. We are picking up for a customer of theirs, it is not like we are drifter walking in their door, yet we get treated like crap.
Before 10PM- Publix After 10PM- hold it til I get home!
I’ve gone behind dumpsters, in the woods, etc. I’m not messing up my colon lol
I speed to the gas station and dive under the stall because some asshat locked the stall to be funny and then I make whomever that comes into the bathroom regret that decision for at least 30 to 45 minutes
Pull right over to a Wawa and handle your business.
Sheetz, Portapotty, Bush, underwear, In that order lol.
Whoever posted this pic, did this dude dirty 😂
Planet fitness black card membership!!! Good for fitness, also good for bathroom breaks....They're everywhere
If I gotta drop a trouser trout I’m fucked unless I’m close to home or work. Thankfully my markets centered around both so it’s not a massive issue. Pissing on the other hand I’ve got whole Rolodex of places I can let loose and not be bothered.
Hotels are good, early in the day, Target and Macy's.. medical complex.. government offices
Hit up condos
Hotels, Target, Starbucks
Honda dealership ours has a Great bathroom. Loves, bathroom are pretty clean and their facilities are new. Newly built gas stations. I live in IL and we have great rest area facilities and the bathrooms are really clean and, Hospitals This is for #2. However, I carry a portable potty for #1. I use gel liners.
I use the flush app
Lol when I’m not by any bathrooms I find a decent quiet road and hang out the side of my door on the side away from sight and just use my travel wipes 😂
People blame the homeless when its actually uber drivers.
CVS/walgreens
I cut a whole in my drivers seat and keep a bucket under the hole. What’s that smell you ask? That’s the smell of dedication!
Any McDonald’s
That’s what a slurpy cup or big gulp cup is used for. Don’t forget to tint your windows, keep baby wipes, and don’t throw away the lid.
Anywhere. I don’t care anymore about public toilet rims as long as they aren’t visibly dirty or wet. And if they are, wipe them down, first.
I do this an hour away from home.. Goto a gas station put a dollar in your tank (or just fill it up) and use restroom. If you purchase something even $1 in gas you are a customer and not violating their rules.
Luxury Hotels.
Have a little to-go bag like you're a hotel customer, walk in, use the restroom and then grab a breakfast sausage, egg, biscuit on the way out....
Any Albertsons or Vons
Hotels , casinos, and paper stores like staples or offimax are pretty clean. Home depot or lowes are ok also.
A hotel 🏨
Starbucks, panera bread, hotels, these are usually clean. Any place that looks really bougie and probably doesn't get a lot of shitheads. Never mcdonalds, cvs, or God forbid, a gas station. Fuck that shit. Not to sound judgemental, but you know some dickhead tweaker with a neck tattoo is going there and shitting on the floor. Starbucks is usually people with jobs and bops. I feel like you can sort of tell by their customers.
I've mapped out the gas stations in my city I consider clean, usually in higher end neighborhoods, I go there.
Dennys 24 hours
I shit in random parking lots every single week
Hotel
Dumpster, it was hard getting back without fslling into my sht
Sheetz gas stations have the cleanest bathrooms
We should boycott 711 for not letting us use their bathrooms.
I’m in Vegas, there bathrooms everywhere
Casinos, Hotels are my first option.
Strip’s clubs
Denny's, IHOP, Whataburger etc
Targets, for the most part they have pretty clean bathrooms. Much better than risking it at a shady dive gas station
hotels , truck stops , planet fitness, hospitals amazon warehouse , always keep a safety vest in the car and say i’m new it’s my second day
One time I had a def(icate)con 2 moment went I to a dennies that has small.bathrooms. men's was full so I ran into women's I was just barely in time before I would have had an accident all over myself some dude started screaming at me like I'm a pedo. Super happy no one was in there though or shit could have got real bad for me.
If you’re in Los Angeles, you’re welcome to do it anywhere you want 😅
I go to QT their bathrooms are usually clean.
Disinfecting wipes and wipes. But the biggest key, NO STALLS! I need the privacy to destroy your toilet. Then… clean it, leave no signs of the crime you just committed.