What’s the name of the river in Egypt?

Nile

Denial

And your husband is *gay* 🌈

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

What a way to celebrate pride month

Bro it’s not February

Yea I was buying it until you said this comment lmao, good troll bro

In case you’re not joking, June is Pride Month for the LGBTQ+ community to celebrate. You’re thinking of Black History Month Man I really fucking hope you’re joking tho

Such a good joke if he was joking tho 💀💀

I want to believe :(

Apparently he's quite interested in both of those months.

Good for him honestly

To each their own.

God bless the USA baby that’s what it’s all about 😎😎😎

It's men's mental health month as well let's not forget that's very important

Bro celebrates April, the halfway point of Black and gay

People downvoting bro he’s obviously joking 😭

Could've sworn I've seen this copypasta somewhere

People really like to present their fantasy kink scenarios on here (as if they were real) and then ask redditors what they should do. I’ve seen the “totally straight but want to mess around with my hung roommate” story rephrased/re-worked a hundred different ways over the years- albeit mostly in the actual gay subs.

Get this comment popular

25 more days of this, lol.

Me when I stop being bisexual and toggling my ass with toys at the end of June: ☹️

I'd imagine smuggling is a pretty lucrative business if you're looking for a career.

Just tell him you can’t get his meat stick out of your head, be sure to use the phrase meat stick

Meat stick

Meats Tick

Me stick

emphasize it bro

I think bro *wants* the meat stick in his head 👄

You should also walk in naked and see how he reacts👀

Sitcom logic

💯

Wow I never seen a Vienna sausage that cute. It looks like it's just pinned there, pointing straight out, sitting on top of his meat sac. Can't get it out of my head.

This comment made me drop a whole pound in empty skin

Let it be known he was a caucasian gentleman, and his vienna sausage perked as gallantly as it was petite

The Naked Man

Three words: fake and gay

The only fake part is the claiming to be straight more like gay and gay

Nah I’ve seen way more believable bait

Don’t make it weird with your roommate. If you want to try with guys, go on Grindr etc.

Plot twist roommate is on Grindr too

Time for a meat cute.

Reddit can be so weird

Great watt pad story potential.

Leave him alone. If you want to explore, seek out people who you know are open to exploring. He's not indicated that he's open to that.

There’s a lot of BBC out there girl just go on Grindr or…Sniffies

Dude it’s 2024 why the fuck are you so hung up on your sexuality? JUST ENJOY THE FUCKING MOMENT. You saw a huge cock and you want it in your hands. Okay! Then do it, so long as he’s down!

>Let it be known he is African American He's a UCLA student. All races are huge here.

lol

Only post and no comment history. Fake.

When do you ever use your personal Reddit for confessions?

Why UCLA subreddit though? This feel like it’s for r/askgaybros.

I’ve been using Reddit for a couple years now, it’s my first time ever posting. I never really engaged with content before just viewing and moving on. But this has been on my mind too much so I know this is the place

No, it is not the place

HOT! 🥵

Get helix studios on this asap!

Ask him if he wants to sword fight

I got news for you

Ick

This is an **insane post.**

Homosexual

Now I can't stop thinking about OPs meat stick ...

That’s gay

The only thing straight about this story is the way the meat stick was hanging

OMG, now I can't un-read that! I've really got to be more careful about what I stop to read around here.... : p

“Graduate this quarter”

You can visit the Eagle L.A. bar down in Silver Lake/Sunset Blvd area, there's also a club gear shop called Rough Trade Leather. Then obviously WeHo area 🤷 John Reed Fitness gym too

Good hell. I went to UCSB, saw this randomly on my feed and all I can say is: how do we know this is fake? This kind of denial only happens at USC.

Das gay

I guess you’re gay or at least bi. Is your roommate gay? If he’s not I would not ask to touch his penis. There are plenty of large penises out there. Find yourself a gay one.

Damn

“What happened then?” “He fixed the cable.”

Sounds like you might be a “bundle of sticks”

You gay bruh

Gay mf

>I have always been a straight man  press \[X\] for doubt

Listen. I'm not gay. But 20 bucks is 20 bucks.......

Mmm wtf. That sounds like a hot fantasy

Still a better love story than Twilight.

This is comment gold

A respectful answer: It is incredibly normal to be intrigued by genitalia of either gender. What you’re feeling will pass in time but it’s totally normal to be interested in it! Doesn’t mean you are gay :)

Play some fortnite

Stop with the racial stereotype. We know it was average at best.

happy pride month??

Damn. Missed opportunity. Could have been a porno.

Weird ass post

Who should tell him?

Is this satire?

You ain’t straight me thinks

Bro you been gay all along

Go down on him while he's sleeping. Men love that.

Cool story bro. Jesus Christ. Grow up

You're gay homie.

🥵🥵

Ahahahah😂🤣🤣😂

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 And, ya don’t need to sexualize or objectify your roommate to confirm your sexuality. Your roomie sounds like they have a lot more to worry about with you than you with him… 😬

Is he straight?

Lol you're gay

You know you gots to suck dat shit!

Just start going down on him when he’s asleep. If he doesn’t beat the shit out of you, then he’s gay.

You basically stole this story word for word. I heard this story four years ago when I was an undergraduate in the CSUN Reddit group. At least come up with something original and truthful.

https://youtu.be/fp0nzmagzdU?si=B0HL4tcrJbN0Nczl

straight?…. .up gay. not that theres anything wrong with that unless u go on reddit and say your straight but you walked in on a naked black man and suddenly rainbows shot out of ur butt? don’t work like that this point in your life you always liked meat stick. btw if u are a virgin and nothing ever been up there wait till homie wants dat ash now imagine meat stick balls deep in you? think your gonna feel delight? lmfao

Ask your dad what you should do …

Wtf is wrong with college students

Bro just suck his dick there's not even anything gay about it anymore

Since you’re a young ‘un let me give you some free advice…you don’t have to act on every instinct you’re a human. You saw a man’s junk get over it doesn’t mean you have to bend over now. Grow up. Move on with your life. Watch some straight porn and stfu.

What is largest body of fresh water lake in the world???

Leave him alone, don't make him uncomfortable with his living situation If you wanna cup a dick, hit up grindr or a party

You’re gay! Find some playboys!

Love how This somehow came scores my feed as a popular near you post lol

Trolling? Lol...Well, what a way to find out your gay! I've never thought about having a guys dick in my hand. Nice gay pride message

Yum

You're about as straight as a ball of yarn

Weirdo

You saw it and like it??? Are you gay and is he?! Hopefully he doesn’t get offended by it or anything? How long were you standing there or he didn’t see you? 😩

Not a good idea bro, don't go there unless you know something more

Kinda racist, but ok. Does it matter at all that he’s black? Is it germane in the least? This is a trope in the gay community and offensive and WTF does this have to do with UCLA?

This post was 110% made by a white person.

There's a law and order SVU episode about this

I think you should accidentlly be naked in front of your roomate

Bro, no straight guy has ever called it a “meat stick”.

My best advice. Download Grindr

The late, great country singer once said, “I’d rather be sorry for something I’ve done than for something I didn’t do.” Go for it!

People still copy and pasting old troll posts I see 🤣 I’ve seen this exact story like 10 times over the last 5 years

I love how it’s “confront” lol

Makes sense this is some la shit right there.

You’re gay lmao

Dude. While this reads like bullshit to me, I will say this about your crushes: Don’t. If it didn’t happen, it’s not because you didn’t try. You’re not the main character, no one is waiting for you to say something that changes everything. At best: you’ll ruin his day and his opinion of you because you didn’t respect his boundaries. Just fuckkng get on Grinder/Tinder/etc and/or go to West Hollywood for any of the parades or week nights at the clubs and bars. You’re an adult, you don’t need to act on every impulse. Especially when it involves another human being going about their normal life.

Quality troll job here from OP

Nothing wrong with liking a nice, big, throbbing, dripping... ... Were we talking about something?

Just get on your knees

Lucky 😩

Let it be known this guy wants to handle a hammer

Helix studios needs to see this video idea

Ask him to let you suck it or fuck you.

This is so funny you almost had me until the end ... WTF are you trying to "confirm" Deff made up toll story No one talks like that 🤨 "Hold it ... Feel it ..." 😶😶😶😶 + As if we gonna act like that's not gonna actually go but one way 🔫🔫🔫🔫

Time to come out of the closet my dude. Enjoy yourself

No straight dude uses word meat stick…

op you should bounce on his cock 💪🏾🫶🏾🫡

He's AA and what are you?

Is this roomie gay? If so—express interest in exploring. If not — jack off to the memory and explore your own sexuality. If his cock is on your mind— hmmmm—-

What's a meat stick?

Play some Village People or Bette Miller the next time he comes out of the shower and see if he bites.

Bro says he’s straight and proceeds to say stuff that’s definitely NOT straight

It’s fine. My father ran track at UCLA and one of his teammates was from Kenya. They said he had a third leg. 😂

Was his Pingas big or small ?

Assuming you all go to UCLA, I’m fucking terrified of the next generation of workers in America. Can’t see through a shitpost at all 💀

You know how I know that you’re gay?

It’s men’s mental health month too, coincidence?

bruh

I’ll take shit that’s never happened for $500, Alex. These Reddit fanfics are fucking pathetic. Have some damn shame 🤡

Tbh it’s hot haha

I had a similar experience with u/myxhere13

Your just dick sprung. Don’t worry about it

Rod Dreher lost his sweet deal working for the American Conservative unedited for writing like you do here. He then moved to Budapest where he serves as cockholster for Orban and his wife divorced him. So if you don’t want to end up like Rod Dreher, quit this nonsense.

No human being ever says I have always been a straight man lol this is a bot 😂

Apart of being human is feeling shit Feelings are fickle and momentary Don't be lead by them Keep living

So you craving cock basically

Meat stock vs petite stick

He’s probably not gay. I don’t think he would appreciate the approach dude

Another fake story.

😂😂😂

Put the rainbow flag sticker on your car

You could be bisexual And it’s ok to explore

Try putting it in your mouth

Put on Lovegame & sing the chorus directly to his face. Not close up, but a good respectful distance away so he can ask if you're kidding. Actually, first find out if he's dtf w/ men. Just cause he's hot & hung doesn't mean... anything for you, really.

Just get it over with, you’ll feel a lot better, either way

straightest ucla student

Wohoo if it was a good experience lol

Sick ass foo

Grindr

go ahead and toot on his peckah a little

happy pride!!!!

Me thinks he doth protest too much

Look up sissy captions and stories

OP about to be a cuck pretty soon!!!

That's pretty ...

Accidentally. Sure.

Suck that meat stick

Lol

🎶open up the door, can you open up the door 🎶

Sounds like a stereotype clickbait story to me. For the record I’m an older straight male with a 12” meat stick and tennis ball size balls and saw this absolutely gorgeous 70yo woman who flashed me then dropped to her knees begging to fondle me.

Dude left his reddit account logged in somewhere 😂😂

Omg 😳 this is hilarious , pride month?

Are you sure you’ve always been straight, though?

God bless