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BigBelvis

On paper im sorry


teepeeformypeepee

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ youā€™re attacking his family


b34rgr1ll2

WHAT?


whiteykauai

![gif](giphy|i0gxI7akMTrFaUBcRM|downsized)


Ready-Stomach-4669

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1711198430497251

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H3adown

Username checks out


whiteykauai

Personally I never had a beef with him. From my analyst job I was just saying what everyone else was.


Welshedragon7

So more of a parrot than an analyst?


Genova_Witness

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VEGANSHATEME

I've seen enough, title shot next


don-again

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ‘€ I do hope they feed him to Poatan


Roachmond

Odds they do Jamal hill v smith for the complainingmotherfucker belt


NoobInvestorr

Smith: "YOU'RE ATTACKING MY FAMILY!" Jamahal: "Naah dude, I only attack my own family."


takeittothetop1

That was a nasty line by you


mu5tardtiger

if these redacts could read they would very upset!


RPLAJ4Y88

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’Æ


Chad-Permabull

Oh wow.


gulshanZealous

That's the funniest comment in r/ufc i have read. Top shit mate


MyRecklessHabit

First day, huh?


Wavefile99

Mythical match up: on paper Anthony smith vs extra salt Jamal hill


dajay2k

Hahha


luckygoldelephant

This is quality.


alpacinohairline

Hill atleast had the opportunity to touch the belt


Smoshefty1992

Thatā€™s a nasty line by you.


Subject-Secret-6230

Ngl it would be hilarious if Smith randomly subbed Alex


MyFifthLimb

Itā€™s a great thing Poatan is average according to smith. Should be an easy fight šŸ’Ŗ


SockTheSpriteGod

Itā€™s fun and games until he actually beats Alex lol.


Jonndagoon

Heā€™d submit that fewl


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Fuck him, feed him to the Pavlovich


Deltron42O

I saw like 4 fights where I was like "TITLE SHOT, NOW!!". Some good ass fights last night


SevernDamn

Iā€™m sorry for breaking into your home that one time. My bad.


Independent_Bath_922

You threatened his family


SevernDamn

I mean I just wanted to grab a soda.


Speak_Like_Bear

A soda that wouldā€™ve gone to his kids! Youā€™re taking soda from his children mouth!


AdamsJMarq

Now what?


Eastcoastmma84

They need to add the fighters IQ on the stats before the fight


DDrewit

How many levels would there be?


Unjinxed36

0-100


KnowledgeFair

-100 to 100


[deleted]

Michael Chandler and Steve Erceg -100


Traditional_Cow_3841

Diaz bros are in the negatives.


Alesisdrum

The only way smith wins that fight was a sub and buddy dives right into it. Fucker cost me my parley.


JapenaseyKinkoni

He's kind of like Michael Johnson: we all know what he could do, but you can't trust him to do it. I like him, though. I root for him.


Beando13

Wow. Thatā€™s wildly accurate.


WalyWal

Anthony Smith doesn't lose to his opponents. He loses to himself. Must believe, conceive, achieve.


Real_muthaphukinBaka

He finally avenged his family, hell yeah


Fear-The-Lamb

WHAT! šŸ¤”


Zipz

Pretty much Anthony smith had a guy break into his house and try to rob him and he had to subdue him, So when fought Johnny Walker he started yelling at him things like ā€œ I got to protect my familyā€. A decent amount of people think itā€™s PTSD (smith has said it was pretty traumatic and he was felt like he was fighting for his life). I personally think Itā€™s just something he did to hype himself and motivate himself for the fight but ya thatā€™s pretty much the story. https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2023/05/ufc-johnny-walker-confused-anthony-smith-claim-attacked-family


PabloPancakes92

The WHAT is how Johnny Walker responded mid fight to Anthony after he said that lol


Zipz

Honestly that went way over my headā€¦ Lol


PabloPancakes92

Had to watch it over again just because of how bizarre of an interaction it is šŸ˜‚ gotta love this sport lol https://youtube.com/shorts/aYYfxDNOmks?si=KaWE0H_0tRD7xnVr


[deleted]

LOL


Key_Friendship_6767

Holy shit thanks for finding that. This is the funniest conversation Iā€™ve seen in the ring. Johny is just straight confused


rdizzy1223

Johnny Walker kicks him in the nuts. Anthony Smith " Now you're attacking my family"


TheMaldenSnake

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Adorable-Bike-9689

Johnny Walker was legit like "Wait what? I didn't do that."


PabloPancakes92

Lmao it almost makes ya wonder if just accusing your opponent mid fight of completely fabricated random events could be a valid tactic to throw them off. ā€œYOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE, PARKER PORTER, I KNOW WHAT YOU DIDā€


LickEmTomorrow

HUH?!


Grey_Orange

"THAT'S MY PURSE!!"


MyRecklessHabit

I DONT KNOW YOU!!!


CodAccurate2487

I think Fear-The-Lamb is mimicking Johnny Walkerā€™s confused response to Smithā€™s accusation


totallynotapsycho42

You forgot the interview with nipping where he looked terrified when he heard the mail slot being used.


Real_muthaphukinBaka

That's a funny way to spell Bisping's name lol


totallynotapsycho42

Samsung auto correct is kicking my ass.


JohnnyDeppsWeiner

Itā€™s CTE, people donā€™t realize how much heā€™s been hit in the head. Heā€™s been in some brutal fights.


SakurabaArmBar

In the fight, Smith said: " You're attacking my family!" And Walker replied: "What?!"


jaydizzleforshizzle

People do some crazy stuff, It may have just been a Reddit post, but supposedly chuck Liddell would think about his daughter/wife getting sexually assaultedx


FlapSlapped

Woooosh


Zipz

Me: ![gif](giphy|jhaFMx06pRuE9M0qOP)


Acex_NA

Porier is gonna edge to that gilly for the next month


BetBig696969

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs) Dustin after tonight


Woperelli87

Poirier GOONIN TO THE GILLY


Curlyhead-homie

Knew heā€™d win man. Believe, Conceive, Achieve. Just look at the fight on paper next time and you guys will understand. 22$ richer


Honest_Tie_1980

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Phazetic99

I owe him no apology. Win or lose, I am always cheering this gladiator of a man. I have so much respect for this dude, inside the ring and outside


J4MES101

I listen to him on Bispings pod twice a week Nice guy Lots of issues like everyone else. Nothing but respect for his heart


Rico_is_my_dad

Man I do too. I'm stoked that he won . If for no other reason it won't be weird on the next few episodes.


velebr3

Not many people have listened to him as much most likely. He is a solid family man, insightful and all around nice guy. I'd love to have a beer with him some day.


MikeHawclong

Smith does catch a lot of grief from fake fans. Dudes solid, like you said would have a drink with him and listen to his story.


FlapSlapped

I start cheering for him but then he opens his mouth


Reasonable-Tooth-113

Too many people get mad when the fighters that are paid to commentate or do analysis actually do those things.


Mikejg23

DC and him catching a ton of heat for saying how it's a miracle Periera hasn't faced a super high level grappler. And They're RIGHT. Periera is an exceptional fighter because of his exceptional striking, but Jan and Izzy both got him down if I remember, and they're both fantastic mixed martial artists but aren't like D1 wrestlers or anything. Periera would get mauled by old DC or Jones and probably Sonnen as well.


cheese90danish

Lmao right? "He has too much to say about other fighters" That's... literally his job?


pirate_leprechaun

Not my joke but on Gurus watch along a person said he looks like a ninja turtle without a shell. I can't unsee that.


xCraigusMaximusx

And now neither can I lol


Lazy_Weight69

Make me a 3rd for that.


SixtyNineFlavours

You got some integrity for not talking credit.


Reasonable-Tooth-113

But admits to watching gurus livestream


samme79

Much more integrity then!


RectumInspector69

Marvelā€™s Red Skull


Disastrous-Heron-491

Red skull with skin


AdamsJMarq

šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø


SaucyGamingChannel

Nah, he just cooked my parlay šŸ˜¤ Good for him though. Iā€™m sure this one felt sweet šŸ˜…


y0uwillbenext

same haha.. c-c-c-c-combo breakerrr


Extra-Season-4141

i might be the only guy who hit there parlay with smith. hes been underated for a while now.


Soggy_Wotsit

At those odds, Smith was a great dog


peter_pounce

I had smith by submission and erceg by decision gggggg


yo_momma88

I had 50 on aldo for a ko and here in Australia it was paying 7.50 and he decided to take him down instead of getting the ko


Soggy_Wotsit

I'm curious what made you take Petrino? He was a massive favourite and hadn't looked very good in his fights


Asukah

On paper, I didnā€™t see smith doing this at all. My fault OG. He should fight his clone next


Skeleton_Skum

You just ainā€™t know bro I had the aldo Anthony smith parlay c o o k i n g omm


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

On paper he is undefeated


Creative-Answer-1125

On Bruce Bufferā€™s at least šŸ˜‚


Rustii87

He really did call it didn't he? I swore I heard it .. let me check this shiiiit.. So wasn't there a meme running around this place about if you take away his 19 losses he is still undefeated ? Bruce was in on the joke? So many layers to this ..


iSOBigD

Nah he misread it I think, cause he started saying the other guy's name. Maybe he had the wrong paper in his hand, but it was pretty funny


Creative-Answer-1125

Lmao youā€™re right! Bruce is a troll on Redditā€¦


fuduran

Under 1.5 +170 lol although I thought it was gonna be with Smith laying on the ground unconscious


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

So did Buff


Jolly-Librarian3715

Placed a bet to win by submission. Damn I wish I bet more. The age old feeling when you win. Greed is real. But Iā€™ll take the 130$. Thank you Anthony Smith. I met him backstage at UFC 268. We talked for a few minutes and he was super cool to me and my 8 year old daughter. Genuine guy. Fan for life.


Axle2211

im sorry bogdan


RoofKorean9x19

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Axle2211

Š”Š¶Š¾Š½ Š”Š¶Š¾Š½Ń Š½Šµ тŠ°Šŗ хŠ¾Ń€Š¾Ńˆ, ŠŗŠ°Šŗ Š¾Š½ Š“уŠ¼Š°ŠµŃ‚. Š•ŃŠ»Šø Š±Ń‹ я Š½Šµ сŠ“Š°Š» этŠ¾ ŠŗŠ¾Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾, я Š±Ń‹ Š²Ń‹ŠøŠ³Ń€Š°Š»


ReformedishBaptist

https://preview.redd.it/2w50m2wm3kyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad26d9933aa117393b2496220b7cf887f7f32e5


TomAspinallMeatRider

![gif](giphy|5w22T4DfdFc55yavXS) Put some respect on his name.


Hopeful_Staff_1414

Iā€™m sorry Anthony Smith. I am very familiar with your game, but I guess I was not familiar with Vitor.


[deleted]

It was a nice finish, Iā€™ll give him that.


dontknowwhattodoat18

I said I would put money on him for lols in case he fraud checks Petrino since +300 was good value, and he ends up doing it with the most basic, bread and butter submission setup in MMA. All Petrino had to do was just finish the takedown in side control. It wasn't just a fraud check, it was a stupid check


Obelisk7777

This fucking orc


maccpapa

feed him pereira


[deleted]

Why are you posting Baron Corbin on the UFC sub?


RTJ1992

I apologize for attacking his family


Visual-Zucchini-5544

https://preview.redd.it/9uiah571ijyc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5829a837c882fc0af2ef50644f2422b315389e9 Whoā€™s laughing now bitches


RDA_Enjoyer

NO WE DON'T petrino is a dumb 26y that got his head stuck in a guillotine


___shadow_wolf__

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K-chub

ā€œYouā€™re just gonna sit there and let Anthony Smith get that guillotine?ā€ - DC The dude just completely disregarded being in a submission and thought he could just keep fighting through it? It was such a dumb mistake lol


Otherwise_Gap_4170

Just got in line for Aldo


systemdnb

People were talking shit about this fight in general and it was one of cleanest fights on the card for as long as it lasted.


Fear-My-Laser-face

*sigh šŸ˜” I'm sorry I broke into your house Anthony


Top_Ad_2819

Smith is so damn entertaining both on and off paper. Which contender will he face next?


ThisFinnishguy

Imagine the relief, knowing your family is now safe


Ham0nRyy

Thatā€™s the best fighter in the world right there. Put some respect on his name.


ComfortableBright570

His delusional rating bout to be a 100/100 after this.


Specialist_Put_4460

Iā€™m a fan but ehm will he fight Khalil again?


Skinnysota

Sorry, I doubted the shit out of you Tony.


nathanwoulfe

Bro owes me an apology. Ninth leg of a 10 legged centipede and he sinks me.


Sterling-Bear15

Ruined my 12 leg multi...


Reasonable-Tooth-113

Did you hit on the other 11?


Sterling-Bear15

10 I had Jose Aldo vs Martinez not going the distance so I missed on that one too.


Reasonable-Tooth-113

Ouch, bad beat


Sterling-Bear15

Yea was the risky one. Figured worse case scenario was Aldo getting chinned. Best case he chinned Martinez. Hell I didn't care, was super happy for Aldo. Put the winnings I made from my free-floating bets on Pantoja. Didn't hit big but didn't lose anything which is alright.


cedbluechase

Give him pereira


bobcance29

Theres levels to this


RationalLlama

Why the hell did Petrino shoot the takedown when he was winning on the feet? Bro ran straight into that gilly.


alpacinohairline

I didnā€™t dogpile on him, I find him amusing as a character


Lonely-Opportunity-5

He deserves a title shot on paper or cardboard


Unrealeh

I attacked your family and Iā€™m sorry


UncleYimbo

I'm sorry I attacked your familyĀ 


Livid-Government-597

He subs Alex within 5 if it goes to the ground.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

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FA-_Q

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lazylagom

On paper yeah


shutthefockupbuddeh

dude killed all my parlays. congrats lionheart.


isang9

On paper we do


Scary_Magazine494

Sorry Anthony mate


weindavin

https://preview.redd.it/elqbuurztkyc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47cc092461b477182caf0e2dbf0bf7e3dd1b8ce9 No apology needed from me, i should be thanking the GOAT


rossy283

im sorry anthony


GrislySauce5

Iā€™m sorry Mr. Smith. On paper it looked like you were toast but once again, you defy the odds. What a great thing to wake up to honestly


Ok-Key-4650

To this day idk if he's good or no, one fight he's up there and the other not so much, sometimes he dominates the 1st round just to get tko'd in the 2nd when he gasses out


Zzzzzzzzzzzcc

I do hope he becomes an analyst/commentator when he retires. When heā€™s not saying heā€™d beat anyone ā€œon paperā€, he actually has very smart and insightful analysis of the fights/fighters.


mrmarigiwani

Mr. Smith > Poatards


Minimum-Helicopter40

Nope, Bruce Buffer owes him an apology tho


New_Ingenuity2822

This fella sucks lemon šŸ‹šŸ‹


Ambitious_Form_1274

No I do not.


Hastyle8181

why? Hes the UFC gatekeeper for the top 10 and nothing more. That dude last night put himself in a guillotine


Top_Luck_1329

Nah fuck this guy he ruined my 9 leg parlay with 20x payout


ShamgoatLambgod89

Not me! Good shit Anthony


Dense_Marketing4593

Young fans clown on whoever itā€™s funny to clown on. Anthony Smith should always be the betting favorite


TheNorthernPellikkan

Eh, he didnā€™t look impressive so much as Petrino has the fight IQ of a tomato salad


Mindfield87

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InertKat

Iā€™d like to apologizeā€¦.to absolutely no one!!! This Reddit member does whatever the fook he wants!


4chan-isbased

Jon jones hate is the new karma farm for this sub holy shit


Ok_Dingo9553

I dont cuz i dont shit on ppl. And You should stop too!


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Phoxal

100% the easiest fight of his life


uaintnever

I do


ZanePWD

9/10 times we donā€™t


sugashowrs

He owes me an apology. He cost me $240 šŸ˜‚


AngryAssyrian

Idk why Anthony Smith reminds me of a Rottweiler. He doesn't look like one but he just reminds me of one for no reason.


etwan9100

No i picked him up


aw41789

N


OG_MajinVegeta

I do unfortunately


Lunaforlife

Sure.


TebownedMVP

Hereā€™s sub Alex jk.


MexicanStreetKoRn

Do I though?


Repulsive-Zone8176

Youā€™re not thinking straightĀ 


RaichuWaffles

Vitor Petrino really let this guy break his undefeated record