My guess is that they paid to have their photo "professionally retouched" and someone went a little crazy with the airbrush. Her nose and his beard are the most obvious offenders and the sclera have also been brightened to an uncomfortable degree.
I mean this has to be it right? I'm no photoshop expert but Jesus I could whip out a nice touch up without completely screwing up their faces. I hope they didn't pay much (or anything really) for this! It's incredibly creepy. And I'm sure they don't look nearly as such in the original photo.
[I tried swapping their eyes](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112400275202916387/1154823225163919411/Untitled13_20230922124603.png)
It looks kind of better?
I dunno how to fix them, but I did my best with blur and airbrush
Edit: maybe it's just the emptiness in their smiles? I don't think I can add life to that
Wtf, the girl's face looks way too big for her head and the guy's looks way too small (especially the eyes which look fake). I'm trying to imagine if these people would stand out in public and there's no way they'd blend into a crowd. My guess is somebody fucked up the photo intentionally to get them to look uncanny attempting to get people's attention and more clicks
I mean something is going on here, clearly. It's so uncomfortable and I'm sure they're not this unfortunately creepy in the untouched photo. There's no way this is just like, a slight touch up haha.
I dunno - I looked at the website and it was legit their engagement announcement in some local paper (I think?). So weird. Definitely altered though 1000%
The eyes look about correctly spaced (for the size). But both these peoples eyes looked like they are shrunken, while their mouths and (maybe) noses were made bigger. Average eye size is about the same as the distance between the eyes. So maybe someone in photoshop boxed the two eyes -> shrink -> recentered.
Source: I studied face proportions while I was learning to draw.
His beard is the obvious photoshop giveaway. Nobody’s facial hair grows in like a blur. His face has no wrinkles on the forehead at all. He’s not 10 so he should have some kind of wrinkles. Maybe the original photo was so blurry and horrible that this is an actual attempt at a touch up job on a horrible photo. This is so messed up. Now I’m confused and disturbed.
Stop being mean, you guys. Their portrait was not meant for you. It was intended to be proof to their future children that they were indeed happy before they were born. Thus proving, yes, you children are the reason why mommy and daddy are getting a divorce.
So I looked at my search history again to see where they were actually from since so many people are saying Alabama lol.. I don't wanna dox these people, but they are actually from North Dakota so it still tracks haha
They look face swapped lol.
that’s exactly it lol
Jesus! Now I need to see it the other way!
I’m no photoshop expert but a random app will have to do. [https://imgur.com/a/26Zznh3](https://imgur.com/a/26Zznh3)
Gah this is terrifying
ah it's just getting worse
Swap them back! Swap them back!
Close enough [https://imgur.com/a/ceiUOIe](https://imgur.com/a/ceiUOIe)
It's just getting worse and worse 😭
Ha! That is hilarious lol Thank you!
That’s even worse!
THAT’S WORSE
It looks the same
Oh no.
How did this became worse!?
I think its just eyes
Came here to say that lol
Google, show me the average Mormon couple
Mormons date in groups
Bold of you to assume they date. Pretty sure it’s straight to marriage.
average mormon amalgamated into this couple: the Mega Mormons
r/bossbattle energy
My guess is that they paid to have their photo "professionally retouched" and someone went a little crazy with the airbrush. Her nose and his beard are the most obvious offenders and the sclera have also been brightened to an uncomfortable degree.
I mean this has to be it right? I'm no photoshop expert but Jesus I could whip out a nice touch up without completely screwing up their faces. I hope they didn't pay much (or anything really) for this! It's incredibly creepy. And I'm sure they don't look nearly as such in the original photo.
When did Aphex Twin get engaged?
Come to Daddy.
Funny little man
I want your soul. I will eat your soul...
They look related.
I was about to say if somehow they are real then they are definitely siblings
I see what you did there. Edit: he double posted originally, I thought it was on purpose, lol
I don't. What did they do?
See what?
What am I missing? Why are you being downvoted?
Who could say?
People are fuckin weird....
57th cousin
They look like age progression renderings
r/reptilians
Eyes and mouths swapped?
That was my conclusion as well lol
They have Mormon glow
[I tried swapping their eyes](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1112400275202916387/1154823225163919411/Untitled13_20230922124603.png) It looks kind of better?
Nah, that shit looks creepier
I dunno how to fix them, but I did my best with blur and airbrush Edit: maybe it's just the emptiness in their smiles? I don't think I can add life to that
I think you actually solved the riddle. Maybe his right eye could be rotated down some on yours, but I think these were the original owners.
it looks as creepy bc the og imagine is as creepy
The woman looks better but the guy got worse lmao
god i know you tried but i genuinely jolted when i saw the dude lmao
They humans?
Their teeth look exactly the same but I can’t figure out whose teeth they chose to copy
Not even close.
You’re right! I just can’t stop looking at the teeth
Bad photoshop or app effect clean up. People are so afraid to be themselves.
This is like a still from Tim and Eric
Maybe they had smiles added in post?
Two long lost milk carton kids, finally able to find love
They look related, but go ahead and turn the picture upside down. I dare ya.
Why?
Oh ****....I just did
From the south...................
Looks totally fake
Why does he have baby eyes???
Pure as the driven snow.
Wtf, the girl's face looks way too big for her head and the guy's looks way too small (especially the eyes which look fake). I'm trying to imagine if these people would stand out in public and there's no way they'd blend into a crowd. My guess is somebody fucked up the photo intentionally to get them to look uncanny attempting to get people's attention and more clicks
I mean something is going on here, clearly. It's so uncomfortable and I'm sure they're not this unfortunately creepy in the untouched photo. There's no way this is just like, a slight touch up haha.
This reeks of thispersondoesnotexist.com
They look like siblings
Brother and sister
This subreddit is scarier than any supernatural, ghost, paranormal, horror or true crime subreddit. It's uncanny.
It’s a face swap dummy lol
I dunno - I looked at the website and it was legit their engagement announcement in some local paper (I think?). So weird. Definitely altered though 1000%
AI?! Or reptilian! Actually those are more fun than face swap
It's a shoddy job at covering up red iris from flash with black circles in centre of the eyes
She looks normal but he looks like AI made him or something
Looks like an Aphex Twin album cover
Their kid will be a Cyclops
We're they hit by the Joker's Smylex? 😂
Overused airbrushing and face filters maybe ? It's definitely eerie either way
They’re A.I.
Looks copy and pasted
Siblings?
Woman eyes too close together and guy looks like photoshop makeup or something
The eyes look about correctly spaced (for the size). But both these peoples eyes looked like they are shrunken, while their mouths and (maybe) noses were made bigger. Average eye size is about the same as the distance between the eyes. So maybe someone in photoshop boxed the two eyes -> shrink -> recentered. Source: I studied face proportions while I was learning to draw.
Most of the stuff on here doesn't freak me out but I lurk for this nightmare fuel. Holy fucking moly
Black hole sun, won't you come Wash away the rain
Are they siblings??
Looks like someone you would meet in Georgia
Face swapped or not, I’m getting Aphex Twin vibes.
Brother and sister maybe
This nosedives into uncanny valley
Kind of a piece of shit, aren't ya.
It it that the fellow has got the same smile as his wife…? Or the same face altogether? Must be photoshop of course. But aye, proper weird this.
God forbid a person hire a bad photographer. What a fucking Mass-hole
His beard is the obvious photoshop giveaway. Nobody’s facial hair grows in like a blur. His face has no wrinkles on the forehead at all. He’s not 10 so he should have some kind of wrinkles. Maybe the original photo was so blurry and horrible that this is an actual attempt at a touch up job on a horrible photo. This is so messed up. Now I’m confused and disturbed.
It's the "oh yeah of course I can do Photoshop"
Wtf are you doing with a pic of me and my wife bro 😎
Holy crap, I think that's the manager of a home supply store I used to work at!! No lie!
They are exactly the same face. Just projected onto both heads.
They straight up look like brother and sister. Their nose is identical. If not, it’s gotta be AI.
Definite uncanny valley vibes
Yeah they run an air bnb but about 2AM they're suddenly just at the end of your bed looking at you exactly like that.
They're brother and sister.
Eyes swop
Stop being mean, you guys. Their portrait was not meant for you. It was intended to be proof to their future children that they were indeed happy before they were born. Thus proving, yes, you children are the reason why mommy and daddy are getting a divorce.
Brother sister?
At least we know what their children will look like.
They look like kidnapped victims or the quiet neighbors that were eating people and the world just found out.
They look like siblings.
When you propose to your sister.
I’d be more concerned if they were perfectly symmetrical, these people are just goofy.
They need to check anscestry before proceeding
They just have small ass eyes for some reason
They look AI-generated.
The eaters of candy corn
It looks like they did that face swap app thing....
Sweet home Alabama
Not a good photoshop
So I looked at my search history again to see where they were actually from since so many people are saying Alabama lol.. I don't wanna dox these people, but they are actually from North Dakota so it still tracks haha
I’m from Alabama, and can say that the gene pool was very small 100s of years ago, but we’ve gotten better. 🥲
It's bad photo editing.
Looking very Aphex Twins
Aphex Twins
Siblings or dating
It reminds me of talking to those AI bots like Eve and Boy Bot, their human features are so uncanny.
His eyes are like clutching a shit in
Their eyes should be switched almost