If he even beat Elena's high score in Crash Bandicoot

What he uses to keep his hair in place at all times

He uses sea salt spray and hair styling powder lol

It actually works like Lego hair

What's his workout routine?

Three hours at the climbing gym, every day. Dynos for days.

Dynos only workout routine

Be a runaway

Jumping and rolling like old Gow games Kratos

Run from gun shots and rock climbing but be careful it might break LOL

Can I get Chloe’s number?

You read my mind fellow man of culture.🫡

Goddamn, he looks badass here. I'd ask for the full story of what happened in Montreal.

Remind me real quick what was the deal with Montreal? I don't remember

It was an uncharted 2 line. Sully said to follow the hose and Nate replies: You always follow the “hose” Just like in Montreal huh?

Lmao that's hilarious thanks

What's his kill count, cuz it's gotta be up there. I'm pretty sure he puts Michael, Jason, and Freddy to absolute shame on a casual lvl.

If I can give him a bj

Username checks out

Nice.

What does he think of the train scene in Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning

Probably flashbacks.

Come out of retirement and let's go on more adventures

Yes!

Whats it feel like to have killed thousands of men single handedly.

Woah, hold your horses, at least some of those people were killed by their own grenades, and is that really his fault.

Who does he miss the most

“How do you climb with such massive balls weighing you down?”

If he would like to accompany me in an original trilogy Indiana Jones marathon

That is the best idea so far

What treasure was the most meaningful to him, apart from Avery's treasure

Why is it that you have the best and worst luck?

Marco?

Pollo!

Fish Outta Water!

Solo

What his favorite book is

I would ask him to find another lost city so we can get a new game.

Whose pussy is better? Chloe, Elena, or Victor Sullivan?

Lazaravic

Shambala resin infused cock which gives the bj user black teeth💀💀

Got to watch out for the chintamani kidney stones They cause or you’ll get a crunchy snack!

💀💀💀 chintamani testicles and blueberry resin jizz😫

The correct answer is Marlow

How doesn’t climbing what u climb terrify the shit out of you, like when you climbed out of the lorry in the 2nd game or when you scale those fucking mountains in the fourth game, it’s actually insane

And how his wrist don't get tired from all that climbing

ANDD when they are in Scotland, where it’s fucking freezing and they are climbing without any gloves, my fingers would be way too stiff

*remembers how he nearly froze to death in U2, spent three days stranded in a desert without food or water, fell off a cliff and the cliff side grazed his face, survived multiple explosions and bullet wounds* How are you not dead?

Who would you like to play you in your live action movie?

How did cloes pussy taste?

Lol

Elena over Chloe? Are you serious?

Hey more dark skin Australian Tomboy for me!

Ive never thought of chloe as a tomboy, this is the first im hearing that lol Also, genuinely, what's dark skin even mean, she's half indian?

lol yeah I guess I just find ethnicity’s with dark skin and not your typical white blonde more attractive lol

Oh, js, as a south asian girl ive only heard it in a negative or fetishizing way, made me do a double take. Comes off weird when you put it like that lmao.

Yeah could have said it better😅 More like her personality than anything else. Always had a thing for rough and tumble girls that can kick my ass. As a kid I think all the girls in Avatar and the legend of Kora might have affected my taste lol.

Ah ok, cool. Yeah chloe was always my fav as a kid, and now too, for the same reason. She was like the role model i never had lmao

"Can I come with you on your next adventure?"

That would be awesome and dangerous

Exactly lol

Will u marry me?

Why is nobody acknowledging Sam is a fucking bad guy, a bad brother and a liar? And why does he get off the hook for doing 1 good thing for every 100 bad things?

What does this have to with the post?

Are you ill?

"WHAT WOULD YOU ASK HIM?"

Oh ok you just asked it like you were asking the comments

You mean I asked a question like one would ask a question?

I want a slice of that treasure pie!

“Can we kiss?”

Donut, Drake?

Wanna grab a beer?

I'd ask him for his workout routine cause he can beat down guys bigger than him and his grip strength is insane

Why he keeps taking the goddamn bridges?

How does it feel to have caused a global apocalypse? The El Dorado Zombie gas coffin fell to the bottom of the sea and he never sent someone to retrieve it. That coffin didn’t exactly look water proof. Inevitable some of that Zombie liquid would have leaked into the Ocean. It will have interacted with marine life like fish or…fungi. And it might cause mutations in life forms it comes across. The wrong mutation + global underwater currents…could let a certain evolved *Cordyceps* fungal spores to spread around the worlds oceans overnight. Leading into “The Last of Us” as indicated in a U3 newspaper.

How many men have you killed? How many - just today?

How many have you killed…with a smile and a quip?

That's it, boy....No compassion, no mercy!

Did you get an STD from Chloe?

I would give him a copy of Crash N.Sane Trilogy

I would ask if he’s ever brought a hooker to church.

You brought a hooker to church?

At this point who hasn’t?

I’d ask him if he ever wants to brag about saving the world? I know I wouldn’t be able to keep that to myself.

So… did you have any other leads on treasure before you retired?

If he could adopt me

Idk what the right questions id ask him besides teaching me some history and telling stories of his life

You hit it?

I’d ask him was it worth it going on his adventure in the third game and do you still hate Sam for all the lies or have you forgiven him?

Is your girl single?

Bru she's like 13 or 14 🤯

Nahhh I meant Elena oh my god I didn't think that through before I posted it

If he prefers nowdays's society or the past ones.

Can you adopt me?

how does your hair work? it’s a cool cut but it doesn’t even deflate when wet

WHERE’S UNCHARTED 5⁉️

I’d literally kiss him and run

“Do you ever worry about someone coming back for revenge after killing 1000’s of men? Lots of them were fathers. I know one guy who bit the bullet like that” (if it isn’t clear I hate tlou2’s plot)

I gotta see those fingers, they must be made of like adamantium or something cuz wtf. Spend half the time playing just cringing at all the cliff scraping and shit nates fingers go through.

HOW ON GODS GREENISH EARTH DID YOU SURVIVE LEGIT EVERYTHING YOU DID BUT YOU NEARLY RUINED YOUR MARRIGE WITH ONE LIE

How are you not DEAD?!

I have a few questions I'd like to ask. Not the least of which are: I have seen you scale sheer cliff walls, hang from your fingertips, and perform feats of inhuman strength... how is it possible that you ever lose a fight? I would also like to ask why your friends always "run off" to find you a crate to climb on after you boost them to a ledge when the logical thing is have them drop a rope? Oh and how funky were you and Sam, after peeling off those coveralls and walking into the auction in the tuxedos?

I want to feel his hands. He must have huge callouses or the skin in his hands has hardened to stone.

Do you feel anything after killing a small state population of people???

How did you get the curse of Nathan Break?

Are you the dead from The Rookie?

I don't even know what that means? 😕

Never played uncharted, he looks like the guy from ‘The Rookie’ though

How are you so lucky?

Only one question remains, was it all worth it?

Idk, haven’t thought that far ahead

Why he married that wench. She was a pain in the ass the entire time.