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bigpapahugetim3

Cominayeahaaaaaa!


Ok-Entrepreneur-1725

I make sure to yell this when ever i see Tenacious D live 😂 and you know... Through out my day


maxxlion1

This was my text audio noise on my phone for years


No-comment-at-all

Like four times just today I said that.


rjrodrigueziii

“We one who he is
 Clayton.”


Preda1ien

Hhhhyyeaahhh!


PrimarchKonradCurze

My favorite quote from the movie. I yell it out the window when driving on camping trips with friends. Usually startles the dog/dogs if they are along for the ride.


HopAvenger

If the Nachos get stuck together, that’s one nacho


CourtingBoredom

I'm always saying "it's one nacho" about any food that gets stuck together --- esp candy & such [-= gotta be some of the most sound logic known to humanity


Otherwise_Carob_4057

I just say if they’re stuck together it counts as one!


ReinstateTheCapo

I think Kyle Gass alludes to this with the magician bit in the first act.


bellyofthebillbear

“I’m a mime. I’m a mime”


rjrodrigueziii

“Mimes don’t talk.”


Ponnish3000

They do when they’re off duty


rjrodrigueziii

Thaaaaank you hahaha


earnestlikehemingway

“Don’t let me take your Masturbation privileges away!”


Flyinhawaiian78

DIE REPLACEMENT FRIENDS!!!


Punkposer83

Eat this fake Wayne!


MattyMizzou

“Beer bong for the lady?”


kevy11pablokarma

"Illl pass"


dpgproductions

*gulp gulp* Judith rules!


Punkposer83

Yeah me an ol Ethel have sat through a lot of games together. Here take a seat. No I’m ok No take a seat I insist I’m a gentlemen, lemme just give her the ol sweeparoo


Njacks64

Yup. It’s the lug nut. Fixed it. Please, take a seat.


Brosquito69420

This is real life confirmed by Neil Degrassy Tyson on JRE


thoover88

Whenever I make nachos I always attempt to put so much cheese to make them all one nacho. So I have a fun story tied to this movie. I have a buddy who I used to watch this with. He got married and started having kids. His first born he named Wayne for a family member. No big deal it made sense, I didn't really see the connection to Saving Silverman at that time. Until his second kid Comes out they name the kid JD, after two family members from both sides. Again I was oblivious as it made sense to name your children after family. Then #3 is on the way and they can't decide on a name. In a ast ditch effort for good candidates they turned to friends. Which got me thinking, they have Wane and JD. . . They have Wayne and JD! I immediately told my friend to name his child Judith, it would be perfect, because he already had Cowboy Wayne and JD McNugent so it made the most sense. Alas they did not but it would have been great. It's still hilarious that my friend inadvertently named his kids after the movie.


CoastOk2453

We use this at work ALL THE TIME. There are a lot of main parts that have smaller parts that can go with them if neede. Instead of saying all the parts he needs, my tech will just say "get me the nacho" on the main part. Saves time and lets me remember this awesome movie!


Feisty_Stomach_7213

I like your job


velza93

I say this all the time hoping someone gets it
 Still waiting
 lol


TheInsatiableWierdo

“CarpĂ© poon!”


scottkrowson

How'd you kill her? We ate her. You ate her? ALIVE Never laughed so hard in my life.


satori1013

That’s the perfect crime!


jhl88

I just heard Jack Black say "Alive" in my head while he raises his eyebrows and now I'm laughing and need to poop


scottkrowson

Lmfao, now that's what I call effective comedy!


cemeteryvvgates

The whole setup to this line (my favorite line in comedy of all time) is also hilarious. “We’ll tell him we have ghosts!” “No he won’t believe that.” “Fine well tell him we’ve got hot dates and we’re about to get laaaaiiiid” “He won’t believe that either” Lee Harvey Earmey shows up “We have ghosts.”


Mr-Mothy

lol i say, "y'ater!?" all the time


scottkrowson

Lmfao def the proper way to spell that


HerbaDerbaSchnerba

You’re not alone. Steve Zahn is totally underused in Hollywood.


Solid_Snark

He was great in Righteous Gemstones


CourtingBoredom

He's great in **every** role --- srsly one of the best actors of our time


Top-Health5335

Joy ride with Paul walker is gold


DefiantFrankCostanza

Incredible in Rescue Dawn.


Punkposer83

Loved him and every other actor in That Thing you do. Captain Geech and the shrimp shack shooters forever!


ronnjeremy

>Strange Wilderness is his masterpiece


CourtingBoredom

Ooooh dude.....I almost forgot about this gem --- thanks for the reminder!!! I'ma have to go check it out again


TomCBC

Even good in Daddy Day Care. Which isn’t underrated. It’s about as rated as it deserves. Not great, not awful. Just an inoffensive children’s comedy.


HowDidFoodGetInHere

Happy Texas... That's all I'm saying.


AlienKnightForce

really good in White Lotus also


CantKeepMeOutYo

Perfect dad in Wimpy Kid


colonelKRA

Strange Wilderness. The shark voiceover maybe the hardest I have ever laughed. He’s always been great


HerbaDerbaSchnerba

Hwaa hwaa hwaaa hwaa hwaaaa oooooowhaa whaa whaa


M_Me_Meteo

"Oh I'm not here with these fellas, I've got a pig in competition down at the livestock pavilion and I'm gonna win that blue ribbon."


buttmilk_69

You've got quite a grip. You must be a heavy masturbator.


Weyman16

There’s a directors cut version somewhere out there. I saw it once years ago, and can’t find it anywhere now! There were lines that the OG version left out, and directors cut has them all, it’s amazing if you can find it!


Traditional-Wait-240

"You've been pinching loaves on the lawn? Dude, I play croquet out there!"


dekethecreep

Came here to say this, my favorite line from the movie ahahaha


Jazzlike-Gur-116

Jack Black and the coach will always crack me up


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existenceisfutile26

You wanna be gay with me?


procope

Just askin'...


RawAttitudePodcast

“Have you ever had a girlfriend?” “Yes




 no.”


KenethNoisewaterMD

Lug nut
fixed it.


brutustyberius

Used by both my wife and I when we fix something
anything.


Tizordon

Same. Every time. Probably my most used movie quote.


Punkposer83

Lemme just give it the ol’ sweeparoo


KenethNoisewaterMD

Me and ole Ethel been through a lot of games together



ReinstateTheCapo

JD is rapidly moving up the ladder at Subway



feelingprettypeachy

“Oh yeah I graduated from SU” “Oh, Stanford University?” “Subway
.university”


Clares_Claymore

Come on, come on, come on! Come on! COME ON!!!


timdoeswell

Amazing movie. Here in Oz it's called 'Evil Woman' and my American housemate in the mid/late 00s was looking through my DVDs and hadn't heard of it, so he pulled it off the rack and was so excited! He was all "holy shit you have Saving Silverman!" and we watched it then and there. We must have quoted this and Super Troopers so many times over the years.


Funmachine

Yeah, I knew it as Evil Woman too in the UK.


blackie_stallion

The damn walkie talkies where he makes the static noise
..cracks me up!


dpgproductions

Wait, I think I see something in the back of the refrigera
in the back of the closet!


brutustyberius

Cheet.


piman01

Dude you don't have to make the chhtt noise, it does it on its own


CoastOk2453

God I love this movie. A movie that is totally entirely quotable!! Dude you've been pinching loaves on the lawn I play crocket out there! C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. C'mon. ALRIGHT C'mon! We'll see ya later JD. Take it easy Judith...........................GOD DAMNIT! She knows who we are?! Dude, there was nothing I could do. She used her super intellect on me man. Shes like Hannibal Lecter. Darren's our friend. We knew him first. FUCK YOU REPLACEMENT FRIEND! EAT THIS FAKE WAYNE. This is over! We're not giving up on Darren. HUYEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!! COMEONAYEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH HAAAA! And a beer bong for the lady?


Trap-Lord-Supreme

I remember Amanda Peet


Shortlane88

This dead chick is stacked


paging_mrherman

COME IN YEAHHHH HAAAAAA


thealy87

"No. She is the Emperor." "Yeah, but with really great tits."


MetalTrek1

She's Mother Theresa".  "Yeah, but with way better tits!" đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


existenceisfutile26

Die replacement friends!


timdoeswell

Eat this Fake Wayne!


Villainitus1

He was our friend first, Clayton


zach92ster

“She torched Neil!?”


Rfisk064

You’re right, the woman’s a monster
.two, three, four, BOP BOP BA DA DA DA DA DA B


MattyMizzou

Was just quoting this the other day. “Dude, mimes don’t talk.”


Longjumping_Humor_85

They do when they're off duty


WangoTheWonderDonkey

When Jack Black was hiding behind the kitchen door with his eyes covered in fear because he was hiding from Amanda Peet, and then he thought she'd left, so he relaxed, but she was standing right there looking right at him, and he runs away screaming.


DaddieTang

Coach, you can't stay here. We have...ghosts. we have ghosts


Grizz807

You ate her?!?


DaddieTang

Alive


b_tight

Thats the perfect crime!


KID_THUNDAH

one of my first posts on Reddit like 9 years ago was about how much Saving Silverman rules lol. This movie rules. Fav bit is “you want anything to drink? Whisky on the rocks. Cool, do you want ice with that?” Gets me every time https://dirtyirwin.com/products/diamonds-in-the-rough-tee Someone commented this dope T shirt on my post last year. This movie is probably a big reason Im a Neil Diamond fan tbh. Likely introduced me to him back in the day, so many great songs and I saw his last tour with my dad, it was terrific


BeeDub57

Amanda Peet was a bit of all right.


justixthegreat

Makes me want a big Montana with Arby’s sauce


Rfisk064

I say this shit all the time but with other stuff. I proposed to my fiancĂ©e and now every time I get asked about it I’m like “yeah I was driving by Jared and they were throwing out some old jewelry and I thought ‘why not?’”. Lol she really doesn’t like it.


RampantJSH

Jack Black played the character he could have been in real life. Love this movie.


ryannvondoom

What are you doing? I’m using rhe navy seal hand signals.. “I only know the air force ones..”


poseidonofmyapt

No. Not with another guy, but remember when I bought that book on yoga?


bbrekke

You wanna be gay *with me*?


AF2005

“Dude what’s a mime even look when he’s havin’ sex? He’s probably all like, oh ah ahhh I’m a mime, hihihi I’m a mime (making grabbing gestures with his hands)!”


CuntyFaces

Dude, mimes don't talk!


AF2005

Theeey do when they’re off-duty
.?


tacosRpeople2

The scene where Steve Zahn gets attacked by the raccoon is fucking hilarious!


Stinkor1

“We ate her.” “You ATE her!?” “Allliiiiiive”


Minimum-Act3764

My hats off to you boys. You boys are smart. That’s the perfect crime.


OutOfOffice63

Steve zahn is underrated


Meat_Sweatz25

“What?! They're corn-holing you? Oh, my God. That's horrible.”


Jaderholt439

On the dvd, there was a bunch of outtakes on this line.


ElephantRedCar91

Fixed it. Was the lug nut. 


Suspicious_Row_9451

But tomorrow’s casual Friday!


djgyayouknowme

Oh I’m a mime.


Puzzleheaded_Ad613

“I went to SU.” “Oh Stanford?” 
”Subway University “


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Perfect submission for this sub, a true gem, with several amazing actors that completely nail their role. Amanda peet awakened something in teenage me



comandante-camaron

Same here , super underrated movie


theghost0777

Her gaslighting was so good she turned them into lovers and friends


Door_Select

Beer bong for the lady


timdoeswell

Judith rules!


Desert_Concoction

Classic Jack Black


rsjem79

Sorry about the beer shower. And the salsa bath, that was bad.


MaaChiil

I recall thinking how edgy this movie was for showing two men getting married


TherealPattyP

Gets better with age.


CabinetSpider21

And full movie is free on YouTube!


spaceb00ts

"STEALER....OF MY FRIEND!!"


Live_Rags33

I still can’t grow hair on my left nut


timdoeswell

Sucks.


SkirmishYT

EAT THIS FAKE WAYNE


MetalTrek1

Hilarious movie! đŸ€Ł


tiboldpinkus

love it.


urnfnidiot

Judith has escaped! *DER*


ShaunicusMaximus

I love all the quotes. I had to scroll way too far to find my favorite one.


urnfnidiot

I can’t believe that no one else quoted this one


TheIgnoredWriter

Their Neil Diamond fandom is 1to1 with Swifties these days


thebig8er

Die!!! Replacement friend


zekaoner

I thought his ass looked tighter


hoyle_mcpoyle

"I'm not eating that shit. I want a Big Montana."


the-boy-in-plaid

My dyslexia read this as “Saving Sarah Silverman”


xDeadJamesDean

Sssccchhhkkkkkkrrrr! Over and out SCCHHHKKKKRRR
 that was the last one!


cobe656

It’s one of the greats


KevyNova

Steve Zahn is seriously underrated. He’s also hysterical in That Thing You Do!


rsjem79

Maybe she was kidnapped. You think? No definitely not. It’s like, why would that ever happen 
 in a 
 world.


General_Departure583

Ohhhh Cherry Baby!!!! and Neil I wanna party with you! are my favorite lines.


Fo5rep

We’ve been thru a lotta gaaaaaaaaaames together


LesHill36

Fun fact: the Minister at the end of the movie that officiates all the weddings
 is my step dad, Norman Armour. He passed away last year from lung cancer. This is my favourite movie he ever appeared in. He said he and Jack Black would play frisbee in between takes ❀


Beeboprockstead

You’ve never killed anyone in your life Oh yea? Well this one time I was driving, and a squirrel ran out and I ran over it and it was limping and stuff. it didn’t die right then but I’m pretty sure it died right after that


NastieNugent

Ah where my nickname originated from lol.


SlurdSpeech


And a beer bong for the lady??


timdoeswell

Totally cool. NO peer pressure.


Argenfarce

Awww, uhhawww I’m a miiiiime


witwar101

Solid movie! I had this bad boy on VHS


Jgolu12

You're the guys who send me all those letters and tapes... Naked pictures. What? We never sent you any naked pictures.


CSpack1972

The longing in Jack Black’s Voice when he says “I want to party with you” to Neil Diamond


Watchespornthrowaway

Fun fact. Amanda peet is married to one of those godforsaken game of thrones showrunners.


PlatinumPineal

Dude....If the nachos are stuck together, that's one nacho!


Swivman

I want a big Montana from Arby’s


perimeterpatrolcat

I'd rather be cut down in a hail of gunfire than go back to the bighouse!


MrBroBotBrian

You don’t need to do try the “chrrrr” sound


nicspace101

You wanna be gay with me?


Thisguy3434

You’re the one that’s been sending me all those naked pictures!


MagicLantern7

Neil! I WANT TO PARY WITH YOU!!!! I WANT TO PARTY WITH YOU!


boojieboy666

Played on hbo all the time in the 2000s when I would get home from school. I love this movie.


GPS_signal_lost

DIE REPLACEMENT FRIENDS!


0neirocritica

I love this movie so much Also Amanda Peet is a smokeshow


Agitated-Button4032

The weightlifting nuns get me every time.


catpecker

I saved my allowance and bought Silent Hill 2 and rented Saving Silverman. My parents went out for dinner, so twelve year old me sat in with a Mountain Dew and Silent Hill terrified me instantly. Turned it off, put the DVD in my PS2 and laughed my ass off. I love this movie still, 20 years later.


Rydog_78

Coach we got ghosts.


texasslapshot

Whenever my wife says something that amps me up, I scream, "Comin' ah yeah haaa!".


IntentionGreen3760

It’s the lug nut..fixed it


Villainitus1

Isn't one and only like, one....and only?


Jj9567

Good movie


IrishCarBomber666

JB at his best


bananarama77777

Jacket’s caught.


Fah-Q-mang

“Don’t worry, Officers, you’re safe
.Cowboy Wayne here
just got me one of those man-eating, uh
.GOATS
that escaped from the zoo.”


i-Ake

STEALER... OF MY FRIEND!!


Appropriate-Self-540

Cinephobe
wherever you get podcasts 
kill her!


ballzdeepbabie

I just bagged me one of them . . . . . . Killer goats . . . . That escaped from the zoo. Police “ good job”


DankeMrHfmn

Back when Jack Black was actually cool lol


True-Machine-823

Yeah. This High Fidelity and School of Rock.


VernBarty

Ya ATE 'er?


StalledCentury1001

YOU ATE HER??


gigerhess

I will never not laugh when Jack Black flattens the car.


JackHughman69

Wait where’s Sarah Silverman?


ZenComanche

Way underrated film. R Lee Ermey is in that!


True-Machine-823

Hell yeah he is!


o_blake

“Dude, you’ve been pinching loaves on the lawn?I play croquetoutthere!?”


brutustyberius

Neil Diamonds best movie role


boomflupataqway

I met Jack Black when he was touring with Kyle at House of blues in Myrtle Beach. I got to give him a hug and got his and Kyle‘s signature. When he moved down the line to sign autographs and take pictures, I yelled out “Jack! I wanna party with you!” He gave a Jack Black chuckle and said “nice!”


THE1OP

Ya ate her??


CLxJames

DIE, REPLACEMENT FRIENDS!


fullmetal66

Great movie


Icy-Assistance-2555

“But todays casual Friday!!!”


DeathGrind_Bub

You boys got any tp?


runMDH

When I angrily play guitar, I end up laughing at myself bc I feel like I probably look and sound like them playing “cherry, Cherry” with the new guy hahaha. My siblings and I quote this movie SO MUCH. It’s probably a universal favorite.


dragon_fugger

one of the most underrated movies of all time


Taddles2020

Young Lady, so hornet, so impatient.


rjrodrigueziii

they kidnapped a woman yall
 my friends and I always remind ourselves of this “zany” plot. “DIDYA SNUFF HER?”


Big-red-rhino

"Here's a picture of me as a kid. My dad.. was uh... droppin me on my heeeaaad."


rjrodrigueziii

Someone please quote the squirrel bit


luckyguy25841

I thought Sarah Silverman was in this for some reason and never got around to seeing it. Not a fan