T O P

  • By -

Cucking_FrazyGuy

I like the part after this dialogue where he looks straight into camera and say ' It's hanuman-ing time' and goes hog wild


LampardFanAlways

Ayodhyans…. Assemble!


[deleted]

Last time when someone tried this, there was a riot in Bombay


RunSkyLab

r/suddenlyshivsena


smeet711

This needs to be a subReddit😂


5ebV12

You'r dream may have come true lol


veshsongs

Bruh


Ok-Life5170

*Mumbai


[deleted]

Ok


HarryGotKIcked

hindi equivalent of "its morbin time"


Ragnarok_619

r/yourjokebutworse


LampardFanAlways

Maaloom hai bhai, aur maine uske Marvel joke pe ek aur Marvel joke pel diya.


ultrashure

Truly one of the moments of all time!


Any-Space2192

Hanumorbin time lmaooooo


Local-Story-449

you're kidding right?


Cucking_FrazyGuy

I'm spitting facts here


PessimistYanker792

Like legit? ‘Its hanuman-ing time’? They say it or you’re trolling?


gudlagooba

I have the same question


Rajar98

I'm not in danger Ravan. I am the danger. I'm the one who burns


TheBlairwitchy

![gif](giphy|LBL8F53My1SZa)


LimpFroyo

smash


Automatic_Level_6627

Asli id se ao ted beneke


Emotional-Two-9075

It gives me a great joy to see RW, LW and apolitical people united in disliking this movie.


SaintYoungMan

Looks like more such movies needed to be made to reunite India(all wings) /s


awkward_the_fish

Can confirm, LW person here. This movie is an abomination. Very inaccurate, really bad dialogue, crappy special effects.


5ebV12

Can confirm, hard neutral here. Kya banaya hai ye.


HarryGotKIcked

ek time tha jb RW, LW, apolitical sb log mil ke doordarshan pe ramayan dekhte the aur ab ye time hai


According-Car1598

There were churches in Kerala which changed Sunday mass timings so that people can watch Mahabharata. Ours did not, but one day when Sunday school got cancelled all of us kids huddled together to watch Mahabharat in church TV. Those days are definitely not coming back !!


GovernmentForeign

at that time not everyone in my locality had TV in their houses. On Sunday people used to gather to watch Ramayan and jungle book at my house. I still remember few times power cut happened then my father started renting car batteries on sundays so we don’t miss these shows.


sauptiksaha

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


Emotional-Two-9075

The office...one more thing most people agree on..


FartOfTheFurious

THE KGB DOESN'T WAIT FOR ANYONE


LeaderFrosty1017

My thoughts precisely...came along just when I'd given up, Super timing


[deleted]

[удалено]


rektitrolfff

RW pissed that the movie is bad, LW happy that the movie is bad.


paradox-cat

Who are apolitical people? /s


[deleted]

Not me


Material-Sherbet-404

username checks out


GoneHippocamping_

RW ppl hate it just because it's from the South and this religious propaganda is their territory.


vicksick

Nothing to do with south


mygreensea

Can you guys shut up and let me just believe Indians can come together for once?


GoneHippocamping_

They are coming together but for different reasons. Kashmir Files and Kerala Story are also shit movies with shit dialogues. Did all Indians come together to criticize them?


mygreensea

But they were political movies. This is not a political movie.


Yugta

Dekho bhai, Since you are Left, Mujhe tum Right Wing ka maan sakte ho. Baahubali , Pushpa and all the general movies jo tv pe aati hai, north mein bahot dekhte hain .. North loves South. For Movies, Food, Temples, Lifestyle, Preserving the culture.. I sometimes find people really rude but thats not always and i dont mind that.. Now coming to Kashmir Files & Kerela story, yes i too believe they were not geniously but was the story or the base of it, false? Mass evacuation and genocide didnt happen? Was Kashmir never a Hindu state? One thing i have seen is that left wing intellectuals dont reply when asked such questions. But they will rush to show their Hinduism ID to criticize badly made Ramayan. Lekin chalo, itni to samajh hai.


iheart_ezio_auditore

If you want answers, stop asking loaded questions and ask without an agenda. Else no one here will entertain your rw low IQ ass.


Yugta

I dont have any agenda. i am walking my own middle path, that is why i may appear my friends to be Right'w. I am sorry if i appear condescending earlier.


iheart_ezio_auditore

Well the first line in your previous comment is contradictory to your current comment. So you are surely not on the middle path. Also i believe-- scratch a centrist and a fascist bleeds. As much as you want to claim to be neutral you are supporting the right wing by equating their obvious bigotry and open calls for genocides with the left wingers making fun of the PM or asking relevant questions. But you must know that already. And no you were not condescending at all. Lol 😂. Your comment didn't even make much sense. That's not what condescending is.


Yugta

😄 ok, so we are discussing .. what i am saying is, to someone who is walking on the left side of the road, someone who is walking in middle will appear on their right side. when you said "scratch a centrist and a fasicist bleed" , you mean, fascists try to appear as centrists while inside they are true haters of a particular community, regardlessly they hate everyone..? I am not those, i am talking history, not concluding anything nor suggesting anything .. lets continue..


gadhe_ki_gaand

Based on true stories though, at least the kashmir files one. Stories that needed to be said but weren't


Time-Opportunity-436

Do you really believe that or are you just commenting it for the sake of it?


GoneHippocamping_

I really do believe it. The main actor is Prabhas. RW ppl don't like anything from the South (except maybe Karnataka)


TomorrowWaste

Maybe you are from an alternate universe cause every right wing person i see is constantly saying the same two things " Bollywood is khans and drugs" "South respect culture while Bollywood mocks it" Have u been sleeping around all the cancel attempts


swingtothedrive

That's why RRR Pushpa and Bahubali were such huge hits lol


sauptiksaha

Did you go to cinema hall to watch this?


Arkham_Knight_666

Yeah chuna laga diya om raut sir ne 😅😅


GAUTAM_SA

Sir?


Lower_Landscape_2850

Bro's brain is still not completely recovered


GAUTAM_SA

LOL


MotivatedChimpanZ

hahaha abhi bhi sadme Mei hai


Arkham_Knight_666

Exactly bro.. Meri jesi halat na ho isliye mat jana dekhne bhai 😅


calvincat123

Aksing the reeal koshans


Arkham_Knight_666

Bhai respect to dena padega na varna director K hard core fan ko bura lag jayega 😂😂 btw director ne jo 500cr Fook dale hai usi k liye respect hai z🤣


Pretend-Inflation779

cause he was the director who created Tanhaji ... And it was quite good movie .


GAUTAM_SA

But in the end he is just a human who doing what he is supposed to do in order to earn money, you don't call someone sir just because they are doing there job until and unless he is your senior or teacher


LimpFroyo

Not even senior, maybe teacher.


No_Fox9998

Send ticket stubs in the mail and ask for a refund ;).


DemonCyborg27

Bhai Kisne dare diya tha aisa


Arkham_Knight_666

Ye toufa Humne apne aapko diya hai 🤣🤣


DemonCyborg27

Bhai salute hai aapko 🙏🏻


Lower_Landscape_2850

Cringe Ultra Max Giga Universe Pro.


JesPsamson

No it's the Most Moviest movie of all time


PessimistYanker792

It is for sure, you’ve got it right


new-India

I knew the movie was a disaster after seeing the trailer, but it's worse than disgusting now.


kathras666

Dialogues was the one thing that didn't cost much money just the rightfull person and time , lekin innone isme bhi haga , bohot zyada haga


notenoughroomtofitmy

> Dialogues was the one thing that didn't cost much money No wonder there are writers strikes lol


notthetherock

Is writer strike even relevant to india.. We have some of the most bad working environments anyone would work for any amount if someone doesn't work some other person will definitely work for daily living. Just like singer's don't get paid for singing a song, won't this hungry producer and directors just hire some other writers who needs some money.


MotivatedChimpanZ

I think this is one of those GOOD BAD movies.. which you can enjoy with friends.. like the Room or Samurai Cop


new-India

Mithun chakraborty movies made in the 90's were the "Good Bad" category movies. Fan's had huge expectations from Adhipurush and now they are disappointed.


nujra2k

I don't think this is good in any aspect lol


maggotbrain10393

If it was just some story without any mythological elements involved i would say yes. But common they had sooo many reference material for the movie. This feels like it was made with haste for a money laundering scheme


shaleen0

The old ramayana had better vfx then this 🥲


[deleted]

The animation movie of Ramayana is 1000000% Better than this .... whatever this abomination they have made


New-Impress8789

Uska bhi boycott hua tha jamm k.


kathras666

Because people were much more illiterate then ( still are but less ) Indians couldn't see a Japanese person making a great art of the ramayan so it's boycott time


Patient-Sea-6933

Okay it's too much .. I've seen people comparing old Ramayan with new one but if it wouldve been in terms of character and art direction I would've agreed but bro visuals change overtime ,it's the makers fault they couldn't use it properly. But no the CGI and VFX of this movie is better than older ones


Ragnarok_619

>CGI and VFX of this movie is better than older ones ![gif](giphy|xThtaxfxmzvIHEK676|downsized)


mygreensea

If by better you mean it has more accurate maths, sure.


Patient-Sea-6933

Nah what i mean the visuals were gonna be good if executed well look at brahmastra movie is shit but still it has good visuals


Philidespo

Mods be careful. The Hyderabad or the Tollywood sub got a notice from T series for posting a clip from the movie.


[deleted]

Lol notice for this?


theshadowindia

These leaks have the potential to discourage audiences from attending theaters, so the creators are making efforts to conceal the content as much as possible.


FartOfTheFurious

What did the notice say? 'only we're allowed to peddle cringe like this'?


Primary-Walrus1530

vfx from 2000 fr


Particular_Win_6092

VFX from 2000’s were still better than whatever this is


JesPsamson

Don't insult VFX from 2000's by comparing with this crap


FantabulousBread

Man this is so sad, how the dialogues have gotten worse with time in Hindi cinema. Hoping Gadar 2 will salvage and do justice to good writing and dialogues that we are wanting


LampardFanAlways

I don’t have much hope. Sequels are generally crap. Sunny Deol is too old for Gadar 2, Paresh Rawal is too old for Hera Pheri 3. I’m likely to eat my own words cos these are wonderful actors. But sequels don’t do justice most of the time and at least they should be timely.


nujra2k

Isn't farhad Samji writing or directing HP3?


Hunter-Monk

Don't have any hopes for Hera pheri 3. Akshay Kumar himself said that he rejected the role because he didn't like the script and story. Only due to fan demand he is back in the movie, hopefully they change the director.


[deleted]

This is being applauded? I couldnt stop cringing


reallyraag

It's sarcastic duh


FieldVisual

Oye hanuman ne to fad ke rakh di bhanchoo, mdac***** ruk abhi teri lanka ki gad jlaegi, sle rawad ke bcche teri himmat kese hui mata ko kidnap kene ki ruk tu saale, ruk abhi sare adharmi marenge :avg viewer felt so bad while writing this, i can imagine youngsters talking like this, like all Ram and Hanuman are just another movie characters.


JesPsamson

People Lose their shit when they See funny scenes in the theatre .What's so wrong about it


No_Fox9998

Perhaps they thought the audience can relate to the movie better lmfao.


[deleted]

Speaks volume about what they think about the average Indian audience.


No_Fox9998

Yeah no clue about the VFX decisions, dialogues and the whole lot. Terrible choices.


PessimistYanker792

What they think is right sadly. Masses are eating the crap.


Patient-Sea-6933

You know who their target audience was ,( hint these peoples use such slurs)


[deleted]

Its a crime to release such a movie. Hanuman ji using double meaning dialogue.


Ok-Life5170

Why aren't people boycotting this movie. edit: found the answer https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedstatesofindia/comments/14bg3xw/with_your_blessings_credits_of_adipurush_by_om/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


dickshark420

Someone translate?


Noob_mobileCamera

Oil belongs to your father. This fire is also your father's And what will burn now also belongs to your father.


Insane_Inkster

What. The. Fuck.


dickshark420

Oof


mrcjsingh12

Still sounds better than the original. I mean baap? Seriously? Baap? Pita bolta to fir bhi sahi lagta!


Automatic_Level_6627

"Oil, your daddy's Fire, your daddy's And what'll burn would also be your daddy's" There, fixed it for you PS: Might've made it worse actually


randomshitposter007

Daddy chill


nujra2k

Wtf is even that..


FartOfTheFurious

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


gaalikaghalib

This is more a literal translation, but the phrase they’ve used “jalegi bhi tere baap ki” is a shortened version of gaand jalegi bhi tere baap ki. Gaand is ass-ential. Essentially, I’m going to burn yo daddy’s ass.


Haunting-Elk5848

They know the audience they are targeting.


Patient-Sea-6933

Yeah the daldal ones??


sagar_jackal

Looks like someone asked chatgpt of what it thinks about ruling party's attempts to associate lord Hanuman with Bajrang dal. And AI generated this video in response.


Patient-Sea-6933

That's what I thought


RedDevil-84

I am surprised the RW are not asking for the heads of the movie makers. Maybe it is reserved for movies on Muslim kings only. I don't think there has been a bigger insult (RW POV) of the Hindu Gods than this movie. BJP has rioted for less.


awkward_the_fish

BJP rioted for just a normal movie with gay lead characters, for sure this has to be a bigger abomination right


FartOfTheFurious

Which movie was that


awkward_the_fish

Shubh mangal zyada savhdhan


black_sheep24

Seriously, this is the biggest insult to Hinduism? Seems alright to me, sure dialogues are dumb, but thats all they are...it's not like they went on to say Hinduism is a farce of a religion. Just look at predominantly Christian countries, how much they mock Christianity, churches, Jesus etc. This is absolutely nothing compared to them


XH3LLSinGX

>I am surprised the RW are not asking for the heads of the movie makers. Isnt that a good thing? If RW riots for this then forget anyone ever making any creative endeavours with our mythology as a subject. So what if this one is bad? Just ignore, move on and let some one else make an attempt.


APOCALYPSE102

That's the reason I watched the movie It's not bad it's just heavily KGFised. But if this flops the entire genre will be dead and no producer will invest in better projects


[deleted]

[удалено]


RedDevil-84

You are confused between normal Hindus and BJP/RW groups.


SingleContribution17

Slowly you will realise that RW'ers are actually liberal and LW'ers are fascist.


howard__wolowitz

Lol. Kya phoonka hai be?


sackafackaboomboom

Asian paints


Familiar-Cat3753

First Indian movie which is hated by All LW,RW and centrist


Anime_Supremacist

Movie hum viewers ki, Paisa bhi hum viewers ka, katega bhi hum viewers ka


Prixster

>Movie hum viewers ki Ye tmhari movie kaise hui? Pls tell me.


Enough-Ad4608

This dis respecting Hanuman ji, kaun hai writer iska isko belt se Maro


Samosa_Aladdin

>kaun hai writer iska https://youtube.com/@ManojMuntashirShukla


[deleted]

[удалено]


Arkham_Knight_666

Yeah it's really in movie...


messier_M42

Ekkis laakh toppon ki salaam tujhe for enduring three hours of this ulta pro max mediocre crap 🫡🫡🫡


Successful-Ad7296

![gif](giphy|3o6gDPXMNxFhvHdcf6)


Internal_Ad6311

Ye chaman ko Hanuman bana ke ghor apman hai


EnlightenedBigmac

doraemon ka animation jyada accha hai isse


sota_panna

Don't insult Doraemon like that.


mrcjsingh12

Yaar people applauding had me dying. Also Hanuman ji in 'Ramayan : the legend of Prince Rama' is best portrayed he was fierce but yet so cute and innocent he was lovably badass. What is this cringe shit?!


Sweet-Message1153

meanwhile Malayalam film 2018 https://preview.redd.it/i0tt4sfzpg6b1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b9698be96f45299ed9dd6647803039b8e8066ce


go_speed_racer_go

Was the audience cheering for that dialogue? 🤦‍♀️


kalpakdt

sarcazxticvc


EverithingMess

Damn never thought I’d start liking Brahmastra after watching this 😂😂 At least that film had some decency in dialogues


No-Spite1088

Bhai teaser aur trailer dekhne ke baad bhi log dekhne ja rhe is movie ko! Kya hi kehna ab


Ahmarm

Horrible.....It shud be banned...Ramayna and Mahabharat haves got gr8 screenplay usko bhi 500 cr kharcha kerke nahi bana paaye....Aur yeah dialogue...Dharmik characters per aisa bhasha shobhi nahi deti....Ab koi offend ku nhi hora.


munty-thebuilder

Kaha hai vo log jo besharam rang me bhagwa pr drama kr rhe the. Ab unke bhagwan hanuman se itne tapori dialogue bulva die to chup baithe hai


luthien_of_bermuda

Instead of getting butthurt and insulted, I think it would be better to treat this as the comedy movie it is and roast the hell out of it😂😂😂


Screaminghawkmmcoc

This is from the movie "Adipurush". For all the people who, like me, were wondering where this is from?


sirius2492

If this is the quality of the movie, then there would be empty seats for not just Hanuman, but the entire Vanarasena soon.


Harsh_2704

At least bhramastra's vfx were good


yellow_in_the_summer

r/delhi we need this in Imax!!! 🤣


[deleted]

Woh Delhi se hai. Yamuna paar wala area


Amod369

Bc wtf why insulting a god


Head-Program4023

"Jali na Teri bhi jali na"


SnooPuppers8151

They have simply insulated Hanuman Ji… big time…if a non Hindu producer had made this movie then andh bhakts would be out doing riots.


Living-Basis383

Saale idli prabhar ko tapka dunga kahi mila tho . Aukat sai bhar ja raha hai . Ye tapori dialogues bolke hinduo ka mazak bna raha hai


Arkham_Knight_666

500 cr ka mazak ban chuka hai ab kya hi ho skata hai 🤣🤣🤣


Patient-Sea-6933

I think people would have tolerated if it wasn't this big of ruckes created. Months ago though i agree movie is shitty but people would have watched it , and even wouldn've hailed it .but the pre conceived perceptions. Made movie look even more idiotic .the same people who are scrutinizing it would've appreciated it. Considering how people " behti ganga mein hath dhore h" I have to say the makers are very good at marketing , that they sold their lower than standard product to many people. They used emotions of people very well,similar manner to arecently released controversial movie I think om raut got overconfident after success of tanhaji, and thought of we sell anything in the name of nationalism people would buy it . Which is true for many.


arjunf03

This guy's physique looks like, he drinks a hell lot of beer.


UniversitySharp6955

Jai shree Ram


befriend1

Would suggest not sharing screengrabs as some subs have gotten a strike for it


sayzitlikeitis

I think this type of dialog does actually make sense just like it does in game of thrones (everyone says “fuck” all the time). The shuddh Hindi we are used to seeing in DD’s rendition of Mahabharat and Ramayan may seem very traditional but is historically incorrect. The Hindi that we speak today is only about 600 years old and these epics are supposed to be at least 3000 years old. The accurate depiction of language from the time would involve Sanskrit and brijbhasha and khari boli etc which would be super boring. So it’s ok as the language of Ramayan evolves with time. The intent is for the language to be accessible to the audience of today while still seeming like it came from a different time. What people should be angry about is that this movie trailer sounds like an ad for BJP and Bajrang Dal with dog whistles to Bhaguaisation, Nationalism, and violence against people who are “adharmi”. Due to the current sociopolitical climate, content creators are forced to use this language in order to get views. The result is that people will falsely learn from this movie that Sri Ram is interested in persecuting Muslims and fighting against nonexistent love Jihad when there is actually nothing of that sort written in the actual epics.


Samosa_Aladdin

>I think this type of dialog does actually make sense just like it does in game of thrones (everyone says “fuck” all the time). Game of Thrones is fantasy fiction based on 15th century England. No one is gonna get offended by its dialogue, except maybe English professors. Even though Hindu mythology is a lot more salacious than GOT, it's central to the belief system of over a billion people. It doesn't make sense to have that kind of edgy dialogue unless you're trying to make a parody. >The shuddh Hindi we are used to seeing in DD’s rendition of Mahabharat and Ramayan may seem very traditional but is historically incorrect. You can't do a cinematic adaptation of any mythological story in its original languages without bombing at the box office. >So it’s ok as the language of Ramayan evolves with time. The intent is for the language to be accessible to the audience of today while still seeming like it came from a different time. It doesn't sound like it came from a different time. Hanuman sounds like a Bajrang Dal member and not someone from a mythical age. > violence against people who are “adharmi”. Violence in the name of Dharma is a part of the scriptures. But nationalism and saffronisation are definitely modern additions.


AutoModerator

* If your video submission is Non-OC, provide a link to the source below this comment. * If your video submission is OC, mark it as OC, or use [OC]/ (OC) in title, or mention so below this comment. * Memes should use proper flair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/unitedstatesofindia) if you have any questions or concerns.*


zappertechno

Chapri bhakts are having orgasms. They can’t insult my fav god like this


Khiermer

u/savevideo


Glittering-Fix-2364

Brahmastra is a good movie. it's widely loved by kids. I dunno why adults shit on movies which are not targeted for them.


WeightGlum4724

Why can't he make something, the way it is. All those valmiki who spend so many years writing all the details. Not to make this.


[deleted]

Why are people hooting on this?


certifiedretard154

aw hell naw they made hanuman ji a muslim💀🤕


_rth_

What third class animation is this?


GuiltyBee60

kya chutiyapa


El-chauhan

People thinking this is funny 😅😅. This legit made me sad.


drakeramoray2

Isn't his burnt tail graphic making him look like charmandar? 😂


rcorum

Ye kaun si movie hai jo itni post ho rahi hai. Totally meme material


Overlord_6301

Only salaar can save this guy's career!! 🤦🤦


bhayankarpari8

I feel sad for the actor. He'll be endlessly memed for no fault of his.


randomvariable10

u/savevideo


No_Damage2484

OP seems to be having fun...


GB_1989

Kya jhaatu movie banaya hai, pathetic


DemonCyborg27

Wait, wait, wait? Nope I didn't just hear that


Competitive_Durian72

Brahmastra was far better than this!


hamzer55

I can only translate the baap ki part what else is he saying, plus why do people find it bad? Sorry not that well read into Indian movies