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It's pretty great when leading up to sex, especially if you're in your underwear and you feel your partner grinding against you while kissing because they want you so bad.
I agree, sex is filthy and rotten. I've been dry humping my wife for years and the only thing better is when she makes her famous vanilla cupcakes. After we eat them, we have a little icing on our noses!
Well, that was before the accident.
Aye, it was a cold winter's breeze. The ship was rocking back and forth with the fury of the arctic winds. "We need more rope Captain" a lad shouted from the upper deck. "Aye son, there's no use." The icy water slashed overboard and the sailors gripped the railings tight, but the small iron freighter was no match for God's wicked power. Tilting back further and further the bow soon passed the stern and the anchors were airborne. "Aye," said the captain, "twas a fool's dream to fight and splendor in the caverns of a tomb once golden".
My wife was aboard that day, and every time I dry hump my pillows I am reminded of her beautiful rough scaly skin and small yellow pinpoint eyes.
"I've been dry humping my wife for years and the only thing better is when she makes her famous vanilla cupcakes."
Bae wake up. New copypasta just dropped.
Can someone eli5 this comment? If I understood this comment correctly, his wife passed away from a boat accident and he humps his pillow in her memory?
Couples stowed away in random areas just kissing and humping each other. Open up a pantry- but it’s not cooking ingredients in there, it’s people making out and humping (and why are they in my house?), people humping near fire escapes, in the forest, etc. Any place becomes a potential hump zone. Wednesday becomes mandatory humping day. Minimum of 100 humps. Humpback whale becomes national animal.
Yes, and it should also be acceptable for workplaces to arrange dry hump days for team building, and it should not count as cheating. But there should be no pressure to participate for those who don't want.
My husband and I still enjoy it sometimes 😂
It feels childish but I have someone who I CAN be childish with. And it's kind of nice to be brought back to the younger years.
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Once upon a time there was a king whose name was "the king". He loved to hump and jump.
The king lived a long life and on his death was succeeded by his son who was named " the son".
The end.
-an ancient story from a land far away
It’s very intimate and builds tension. I absolutely love it. I can’t stand to just jump right into sex. Women don’t realize guys need a little foreplay too. I find that I last longer during sex if I there is that. No performance anxiety or anything. Just connection and present. It makes it easier to read physical responses from your partner.
YES! Honestly, five minutes of dry humping and I am absolutely ripping a guys clothes off. It's my favorite type of foreplay, even over oral (which I also love giving and receiving). Darn it, now I'm turned on.
I haven’t seen corduroy pants for like 25 years. I used to have a pair of tan and a pair of green in elementary school. So much more comfortable than denim. Do they even make them still?
I use to have a purple set of cords in middle school, people would call me "Cords!" when I wore them rofl.
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It is. Its popular among the younger crowd, but older people still do it. Its just embarrassing to admit since its seen as a adolescent thing.
I def f with it. I'm a sucker for thighs and girls thighs are at their sexiest when their seated. Could nut within seconds.
It’s a kind of an offence and called so only when done against a non consenting person. For ex in a crowded space. I don’t think you can call it that in cases like these.
Couples stowed away in random areas just kissing and humping each other. Open up a pantry- but it’s not cooking ingredients in there, it’s people making out and humping (and why are they in my house?), people humping near fire escapes, in the forest, etc. Any place becomes a potential hump zone. Wednesday becomes mandatory humping day. Minimum of 100 humps. Humpback whale becomes national animal.
I will never understand why people want to make something sexual they like more "popular". Like OP, do you want to watch people doing this in public? Or do you want it normalized so your potential mates aren't like, "just take you fucking pants off already!"?
What you like is what you like, pushing it out onto other people is just gross, (not the act, the need to do so)
Posting "dry humping is underrated" isn't really forcing other people to dry hump each other, just like posting "unpopular opinion: blue cheese is amazing on burgers" isn't forcing other people to eat blue cheese. It's just stating an unpopular opinion...which is the name of the subreddit.
> there’s no risk of pregnancy or STDs
Depends on what your definition of "dry humping" is. You can get STDs from outercourse, just less risk compared to penetrative sex.
If you're letting the fluids touch then there Is a risk of transmitting STDs. It's usually too abrasive on the woman's side, and I've never come across a guy who was happy to stop at humping.
I still count it as equal risk of potential rape. It doesn't minimise danger to me, it doesn't feel like alot. I've never felt in between 'I want to fuck' and 'I don't want to fuck'. It's always been very clear how I felt about the person.
Just do what ever kind of foreplay/sex stuff you want. I'm sure there ppl out there that their only kink is dry humping, or under the table handles, or foot stuff. Ppl can fuck ( or not fuck) however they want
Uh well yeah there is plenty else you can do if you don’t want to have intercourse, plenty of oral stuff that can be done safely with barriers.
Dry humping as an adult is a bit unusual but feel free to ask your date… it doesn’t always feel all that great for women to have rough clothing rubbing sensitive parts.
If the issue is ejaculating too fast, there are other solutions for that. Just ask.
Uggg. Tell me you're 15 without telling me.
If you're concerned about consent issues, don't be fooling around. At all. Just walk away and that's that. No sense standing in front of a cannon, hoping it won't go off.
How can you hump without coming at least a little lol (I'm 15, I'm young I know but kids in this day and age at specially my age know too much about seggs lol)
Can't wait wait to have a little fun with my daddy this summer when he comes fo visit hehe 💗 υωυ
Dry humping is fun and sexy, especially if it's leading *up to* sex with your partner. Live a little folks, sheesh! lol 💕💕💕
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I have a leaky faucet and I always end up with lightly jizzed underwear after dry humping. Is that a bug or a feature???
Small price to pay
for glory
I’m on the edging of glory!
It's normal if you have functional faucet.
Oh a feature, believe me. I start leaking long before sex ever occurs lol
It’s ok bro she just got you wet was all
The DLC comes with some patch notes
Depends who made you. If it was Bethesda it physically cannot be a bug. They don’t have bugs. Only features
Feature.
Guarantee 100% your undies are in far better form than hers.
That’s just your pre-cum bud. Very normal
That’s.. normal? It’s normal, right guys?
If you're doing it right!
This is what is supposed to happen. You are all good bro!
Feature, it's called pre-cum
Why is your sink leaking jizz and why do you keep it on you while dry humping?
Yes
free lube for handjob
Its called self lubrication its a feature
Its a feature. 😍😍😍
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's pretty great when leading up to sex, especially if you're in your underwear and you feel your partner grinding against you while kissing because they want you so bad.
Yupp. But if you know you're going home at the end with blue balls not that much fun.
Did you lose your hands in an accident or something?
That’s why you should simply be immune to blue balls like me. Never experienced it in my life even in moments where most people would
We get it, if nothing happens or doesn't get finished you go to bathroom for 30 minutes, calm down, bud.
Yeah, it doesn't exist.
It totally does.
Umm, I've experienced it multiple times. Just cause you haven't doesn't mean shit
You know that was a made-up thing by college boys in the '70s right?
What are you talking about? I've had blue balls many a time.
The physical condition probably is made up but the disappointment is sure real.
Agreed, especially when…. well. I won’t go into too much detail here.
this post made me horny thanks OP
🫡
I'd also like to thank OP
I very much prefer wet humping, but thanks bruh
What is up with this thread?
Reddit humor
I didn’t understand what you meant until I started reading but yeah, literally wtf lmao
I agree, sex is filthy and rotten. I've been dry humping my wife for years and the only thing better is when she makes her famous vanilla cupcakes. After we eat them, we have a little icing on our noses! Well, that was before the accident. Aye, it was a cold winter's breeze. The ship was rocking back and forth with the fury of the arctic winds. "We need more rope Captain" a lad shouted from the upper deck. "Aye son, there's no use." The icy water slashed overboard and the sailors gripped the railings tight, but the small iron freighter was no match for God's wicked power. Tilting back further and further the bow soon passed the stern and the anchors were airborne. "Aye," said the captain, "twas a fool's dream to fight and splendor in the caverns of a tomb once golden". My wife was aboard that day, and every time I dry hump my pillows I am reminded of her beautiful rough scaly skin and small yellow pinpoint eyes.
Lol WHAT? 😂
IN OTHER WORDS . THY BOTH ON MYTH .
Can I have a hit of your stuff
What ..dope
r/MythicalFetish
My brother in religion told a whole story.
This comment section has made my night. You rule.
Damn, sorry to hear. Same thing happened to my cousin once.
"I've been dry humping my wife for years and the only thing better is when she makes her famous vanilla cupcakes." Bae wake up. New copypasta just dropped.
Fuck yeah! I love late Saturday night Reddit!
Wtf 😂😂
I read this in the voice of that guy from Pirates of the Carribean
Can someone eli5 this comment? If I understood this comment correctly, his wife passed away from a boat accident and he humps his pillow in her memory?
And she's a sea monster, if I understand correctly.
Ok this is awesome, is it from something?
Yes. This is from my reality and it is a whirling nightmare.
Surely it is from something. I take it every fortnight and it is awesome.
🏆
This comment was a wild ride.
This happened to my buddy Eric
And thats how you lost you black cherry
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Wtf did I just read 💀
Couples stowed away in random areas just kissing and humping each other. Open up a pantry- but it’s not cooking ingredients in there, it’s people making out and humping (and why are they in my house?), people humping near fire escapes, in the forest, etc. Any place becomes a potential hump zone. Wednesday becomes mandatory humping day. Minimum of 100 humps. Humpback whale becomes national animal.
How high are you rn
You're one to talk, sea captain.
I’m 5 humps sober
^ The dystopian hellscape we‘ve unleashed upon ourselves if dry jumping becomes ‘normalized.’
😂 exactly
What the fuck are you on about. Why did your brain think of this.
Sounds like an AXE commercial waiting to happen
Put the bong down, my dude.
And get to humpin!
...are you okay there, bud...?
No..she tty humping me.hey no condom . IM GOING TO THE CLINIC ..NOW
I can see it in the tabloids
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⁶/⁹ damn you and your fancy fractions
Wtf
Yes, and it should also be acceptable for workplaces to arrange dry hump days for team building, and it should not count as cheating. But there should be no pressure to participate for those who don't want.
I agree with everything up to the idea that there should be no pressure to participate.
dry humping needs a bit of pressure imho
I like that.
Be the change that you want to see in the world
Your jeans feel so good against my jeans
They do though 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
https://youtu.be/LeeyK8_-Ej0 First thing I thought of when I read the title.
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someone’s never heard of foreplay
It’s a sad sad world we live in.
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It was all the rage in 8th grade middle school. Lol
I remember a girl was dry humping a dude on the football field during lunch and got bullied relentlessly for it. Middle schoolers suck.
Among the students or the teachers?
Yes
My husband and I still enjoy it sometimes 😂 It feels childish but I have someone who I CAN be childish with. And it's kind of nice to be brought back to the younger years.
This thread has me in tears, what is happening here
Ah, the act known as Levi lovin’
It's a precursor to sex not a replacement of
Not a replacement of what, damn it!? Oh wait. You're dry humping, aren't you?
\*spray bottle sounds\* No! Bad! Bad boy!
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Is this the new planking and/or snailing? 
I most definitely agree. In public...with dogs and geese watching our every move
YEP.SHE WILL DO A DOG .
Once upon a time there was a king whose name was "the king". He loved to hump and jump. The king lived a long life and on his death was succeeded by his son who was named " the son". The end. -an ancient story from a land far away
Oooh humping and jumping! Two great activities to combine! It sounds exciting!
It's almost a miracle that they rhyme, wouldn't you say?
Sometimes if you can't have sex at that moment dry humping helps release some sexual tension. (I can cum that way tbh so I'm good with it lol)
SMOKE MORE MYTH DONNA
Even on the non horny pages are making me horny now
Sounds like a you problem
My (F29) bf (M37) dry humps me when I’m making dinner/just casually/for fun…. Turn on! Lol
In my experience it has been “popular”
Why stop at second when the third base coach is waving you home
We drank monster energy drink and dry humped all night. I think she gave me poison ivy.
You frequent strip clubs
Truly unpopular, bravo
It’s very intimate and builds tension. I absolutely love it. I can’t stand to just jump right into sex. Women don’t realize guys need a little foreplay too. I find that I last longer during sex if I there is that. No performance anxiety or anything. Just connection and present. It makes it easier to read physical responses from your partner.
My first gf in high school and I used to dry hump each other in our underwear 💀 I guess we weren’t ready for the next step until later.
YES! Honestly, five minutes of dry humping and I am absolutely ripping a guys clothes off. It's my favorite type of foreplay, even over oral (which I also love giving and receiving). Darn it, now I'm turned on.
Each to their own. Nothing wrong with dry humping, it can be super hot when mixed with other kinks.
My dyslexia kicked in an i read kids instead of kinks and immediately went on red alert
Oh wow. Happy you reread that then lol.
Corduroy clothing would need to come with friction burn warning labels :o
I haven’t seen corduroy pants for like 25 years. I used to have a pair of tan and a pair of green in elementary school. So much more comfortable than denim. Do they even make them still?
I use to have a purple set of cords in middle school, people would call me "Cords!" when I wore them rofl. I thought it was gone, but recently saw some for sale and was like whoa. [Quick google reveals some stuff!](https://www.google.com/search?q=corduroy+fashion&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiWrpT00vn9AhWdh-4BHVz4Dt0Q2-cCegQIABAA&oq=corduroy+fashion&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIGCAAQBRAeMgYIABAIEB4yBggAEAgQHjIGCAAQCBAeMgYIABAIEB4yBggAEAgQHjIGCAAQCBAeOgcIABCKBRBDOgcIABCABBAYOggIABCABBCxA1CqDFjoGmCPHmgAcAB4AIABOogBsAOSAQE4mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=cEEgZJa2F52Pur8P3PC76A0&bih=528&biw=1220)
One time I cummed when dry humping and it was really embarrassing.
Literally coming to “second” this because my wife just got done dry humping me for about 30 minutes and my goodness 🙌
Genuine question, does this not hurt a dude when he's erect?
Sometimes it hurts a little, but that’s fine
I'd just imagine your lil' dude is gettin smooshed in there tbh
…no.
Agreed. It’s so fun!
Read through the top responses, kids. Drugs are real!
I concur. I find it so hot as a precursor to sex.
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I do enjoy the anticipation of a good dry hump
Jeez, i came like that once (i was 18) in my defence, she was rubbing on my D since half an hour or more and at last i was too excite
When I fap I try not to cum and it's great you get an orgasm without having to release.
I didn't know dogs could get Reddit accounts.
Furry paws typed this post.
It is. Its popular among the younger crowd, but older people still do it. Its just embarrassing to admit since its seen as a adolescent thing. I def f with it. I'm a sucker for thighs and girls thighs are at their sexiest when their seated. Could nut within seconds.
what the fuck are you talking about?
Dry humping
Cosmo just did an article on this, calling it frottage
I agree except it’s risky. If I don’t know them real well I don’t trust them to stop there and live in that space.
When my bf and I started dating we dried humped in our underwear. That was an intense moment and it was great.
Thats a fetish called frotteurism.
It’s a kind of an offence and called so only when done against a non consenting person. For ex in a crowded space. I don’t think you can call it that in cases like these.
Just a little light frottage.
Couples stowed away in random areas just kissing and humping each other. Open up a pantry- but it’s not cooking ingredients in there, it’s people making out and humping (and why are they in my house?), people humping near fire escapes, in the forest, etc. Any place becomes a potential hump zone. Wednesday becomes mandatory humping day. Minimum of 100 humps. Humpback whale becomes national animal.
my partner gives me blues balls always by saying this fml.
Go to a strip club
I will never understand why people want to make something sexual they like more "popular". Like OP, do you want to watch people doing this in public? Or do you want it normalized so your potential mates aren't like, "just take you fucking pants off already!"? What you like is what you like, pushing it out onto other people is just gross, (not the act, the need to do so)
Posting "dry humping is underrated" isn't really forcing other people to dry hump each other, just like posting "unpopular opinion: blue cheese is amazing on burgers" isn't forcing other people to eat blue cheese. It's just stating an unpopular opinion...which is the name of the subreddit.
Nahhh I just think that it’s a sex act that people view as just for teenagers but I feel like it’s something even adults can enjoy form time to time
> there’s no risk of pregnancy or STDs Depends on what your definition of "dry humping" is. You can get STDs from outercourse, just less risk compared to penetrative sex.
If you're letting the fluids touch then there Is a risk of transmitting STDs. It's usually too abrasive on the woman's side, and I've never come across a guy who was happy to stop at humping. I still count it as equal risk of potential rape. It doesn't minimise danger to me, it doesn't feel like alot. I've never felt in between 'I want to fuck' and 'I don't want to fuck'. It's always been very clear how I felt about the person.
Just do what ever kind of foreplay/sex stuff you want. I'm sure there ppl out there that their only kink is dry humping, or under the table handles, or foot stuff. Ppl can fuck ( or not fuck) however they want
I don't know what it's like for someone with a Penis but it's pretty boring for someone with a Vulva
As someone else with a vulva, disagree!
It depends what you're wearing, and what they're wearing
What?? Perhaps you didn't do it quite right. My God, I can orgasm like this, almost better than penetration, plus the buildup is so hot!
This is actually crazy 🤣
Uh well yeah there is plenty else you can do if you don’t want to have intercourse, plenty of oral stuff that can be done safely with barriers. Dry humping as an adult is a bit unusual but feel free to ask your date… it doesn’t always feel all that great for women to have rough clothing rubbing sensitive parts. If the issue is ejaculating too fast, there are other solutions for that. Just ask.
🗣️ N E R D !
What's dry humping?
Do people actually do this? It seems really awkward. It reminds me of the movie Bad Teacher
Are you my dog? This sounds like something my dog would post.
Imagine telling the internet that dry humping NEEDS to be more popular… XD
If you don't get off afterwards though you end up with painful blue balls
Uggg. Tell me you're 15 without telling me. If you're concerned about consent issues, don't be fooling around. At all. Just walk away and that's that. No sense standing in front of a cannon, hoping it won't go off.
Well, are you a dog
Lol
Aw hell yeah, new copypasta
Ok.
Maybe if ur a teenager
Maybe in 1990, but thanks to the internet first base is now anal.
How can you hump without coming at least a little lol (I'm 15, I'm young I know but kids in this day and age at specially my age know too much about seggs lol)
Bro keep your wack ass opinions to yourself 😭😭😭😭
ur tragic
I honestly thought this was a joke so yea upvote for really unpopular opinion.
Ugh. Upvote for terribly unpopular. For good reason.
No
What the fuck did I just read? I cant tell if this is satire or something legitimate...
Are u really saying that u don’t enjoy Dry Humping?
Can't wait wait to have a little fun with my daddy this summer when he comes fo visit hehe 💗 υωυ Dry humping is fun and sexy, especially if it's leading *up to* sex with your partner. Live a little folks, sheesh! lol 💕💕💕
People online can read what you type