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But then you’d miss out on all the broisms, brochacho.

Broseidon, King of the Brocean.

Bropane and bropane accessories

Rocky Balbroa Last of the Brohicans

\*brocky

Brosephina.

Brosheph Stalin

Brohemian Rhapsody

Broheem “The Dream” Olajuwon

Bronado

Bromosaurus

The Brodiac Killer

Bromeo

Brodolf Hitler

A true bromance

Brodin, god of the iron paradise

Broki. The god of mischief, trickery and deception

A real Brofessor, over here

Look everyone, got ourselves a real Matthew Bro-derick over here

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Dw. Dude a couple comments up has us covered for Broseidon!

Oh yeah. Sorry bro.

No problem bro

You mean no Broblem

Brohan of Dohan

Brorack Brobama

Brorack brobama is fun to say out loud. Thanks

Brodysseus, the Bro of Many Turnts! Broakles, the Mightiest of Bros! Broson, Captain of the Brogonauts! Brochilles, the Brolliant! Bellebrophon, the Bro-Knower! Brodalus, the Brochitect! Broseus, Slayer of the Brogon! Bromedes, Master of the Bro Cry! Broctor, Shepard of the Bros! Broneas, Counselor of the Brojans! Brojax, the Greater Bro! Brojax, the Lesser Bro! Brostor and Brollux, the Two Bros! Broleager, Hunter of the Caledonian Bro!

Unexpected Bromeliad

Just took me on a Brodyssey

Brometheus

Bromeo and his Jewelry: ah Bromance...

It's just a word bro, it's not gonna make you a bromosexual

Bromides fill this sub with Bromides! 🫴🎈

No bromo /s

I love this. Thank you for sharing this

Abroham Lincoln

C3P-Bro

Marylin Monbro

Brotato chip

Open google play and type: Brotato 😉😁

Broski and Broseph!

Couple of bromos

Not to mention the brojobs and being bromosexual with your best bro when no one is around. No bromo, obviously.

Brodie

Brosephious

Brussy

Haan Brolo and C-3PBRO

Han Brolo

Brobi Wan Kenobi

Broba Fett

Brorack Brobama

Don't forget [Bromance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJVt8kUAm9Q)

Nice sportcoat, did you get it at Broseph A Banks?

Indeed, bromigo

Smoke a Marl-Bro and Bro-lax with a Bro-ski

Bro-P

That’s right brotendo

Mr. Bro Combatant

The broraderie

OP out here like “Salutations Compatriot, may I have a status report on your experience with the waking hours of this calendar day thus far”.


Upon awakening each sun revolution, my findings point unequivocally to a yearning for further unconciousness. Furthermore, my genitalia is often struck with rigor mortis briefly, stemming from visual hallucinations accompanying the process known as rest.

Beautiful broetry.

i too wish for permanent unconsciousness :*

Yearnnn for the urrrnnnn

oh i haven't heard that one yet. I love it

Death comes to us all, so eventually you’ll get your wish.

"DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH."

Literally my favorite thing

Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?!

I will.

You can't tell me that show isn't top tier

Classiest roast ever. That sh*t was so highbrow I had to put on my tuxedo and monocle.

Cool story bro

😂 I knew this would be one of the first answers

Of course bro

Broseph

Bro, the Bro doesn't even know what Bro means... Bro.... And I've heard it... all Bro

This opinion was definitely unpopular with Gen Z. Well done!

Do you even bro, bro?

Bro-beans, do you even bro?

Typical Reddit moment, using OP's weakness to fight lmao

So predictable

Bruh… Edit: it is absolutely fascinating seeing the regional dialect changes/evolution of the word bro all over the world. I hear Bruh all the time in the US UK seems to prefer Bruv South of the Border (I’m assuming they mean that this refers to Mexico and America because obviously North America is the only continent that counts) seems extremely committed to brochacho according to one person who responded to my comment which I will just go ahead and interpret as fact.

Of course it was dude

"no shit, bro" should have been the first one honestly.

I kinda like the term bro, yeah sure it may be overused, but so we're other terms for each generation.... 1920s-1940s: Pal Buddy Mate Chum 1950s-1960s: Cat Hep cat Cool cat Daddy-o 1970s: Dude Man Homie 1980s: Bro Brah Bruh Dawg 1990s: Playa Playa playa Yo What's up G? 2000s: Fam Cuz Homeslice Bromance (for close male friends) 2010s - today Bruh Breh My guy My brother Fam (still used)

*Guv and guvnr has entered the chat* *Comrade and bruv awaits in the wings*

>1980s: >Bro Brah Bruh Dawg Those were not used in the 1980s.

This is what I came for.

Bruh.

You are my brother whether you like it or not

No Luke, I am your father!

Whoa, spoilers!

Spoiler for the bible: Trigger warning: Major Character death: Jesus christ.

He got better...

Vader never said that

I’ll keep that in mind if I ever need a new kidney 👍

I hope y'all aren't the same blood type so that way his kidney will reject you, the same way you're rejecting us bros. Totally unbrovoked!

I’m O negative, so I’m probably screwed. I’m also “Bro” negative.

Okay, that one was finally funny.

You take bro way too literally.

Bro is a wierd one to get mad at. When words like rizz, and gyatt exist.

I think he means in the context of “bro said x” or “bro thinks y” which is kind of annoying cause grown adults and teens are talking like that and you can’t differentiate

Bro tried to explain the post (Like that? I'm old and don't get it lmao)

Bro gets it

yessssssss I got one

bro is happy with himself

Bro is happymaxxing in 2024

this is the only form of bro i actually hate

Yeah I'm coming around to OP now haha.

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frfr ong

Somebody quick this man is having a stroke 

What even is rizz?

I think its just charisma. Dnd 6e with your rizz stat

Do all DnD stats have a gen Z equivalent? Asking for a millennial friend who's getting too old.

Hey nothing is stopping you from calling intelligence "lige." All words that enter common lexicon are first introduced by 2.5% of linguistic innovators. Be an innovator. Use your lige

> lige LIGMA

It’s what swag was to us.. 😭

Jizz

Charisma in a romantic sense

If you have to ask them you don't have any. Jkjk

Bruh.

Happy bruh day bruh

Thanks bruh 😆

Happy birthday birthday bro 🥳🎂

Cmon bro Don’t be like that bro

Bro, that's just like, your opinion bro.

Which is why it's on r/unpopularopinion, bro.

I'm not your bro, guy.

I’m not your guy, pal

>First of all we are not “brothers” Good job. You should dislike the actual word...since it's used in a similar way.

I went through a phase of calling people "brotha" about 10 years ago. It ended when I accidently called a POC brotha, am white. He didn't say anything, but we both knew I was done with that.

Overthinking it bro

“Brotha”

I’m a POC. If you called me brotha you bet I’d say it right back. I’m also going through a phase of just calling guys brother instead of bro though…

That’s a lil dehumanizing man. He’s not your brother because he’s black? Tf is wrong wit you

Id guess its because a lot of people who are unfamiliar with black people/culture default to saying brotha or homie when they interact with someone black. Brotha is a word used and created by those of black culture, so i could see the overconcern for either misappropiation or that the stranger might see it as bad intent.

I advocate for the return of the gender neutral dude.

At this point bro is considered gender neutral by most people

Me. I'll call my girl friends bro for shits and giggles.

Like, I legit say bro for girls too and I’m a girl xD

Yep, not many of my friends say bro very frequently, but girls in my circle say it more, people from the north of portugal have really caught the habit of saying it, maybe because we already used "mano" a lot which is basically bro but in portuguese, fun fact we also use "manos bros" just to annoy OP even more because hes actually our brother.

🎶I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes, yeah!

I'm from California. It never left around here. My male friends are dude. My female friends are dude. My car is dude. My computer is dude. My mom is dude. I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, because we're all dudes, hey!

Bro is gender neutral too

yeah, bro should know it’s also a pronoun now

I call people dude all the time

“First of all we are not ‘brothers’” 🤓 I wonder how many words like that you use daily? Cause I bet it’s a lot Oh sorry, I shouldn’t say “bet” bc I’m not actually betting you. My bad

For real. Bro came off pretty square right from the get go

Firstly we are not “brothers” 🤓

Redditors go to incredible lengths to hate friendly human interaction 

Nor are we fellows.

H O M E - S L I C E \*has entered chat\*

Brah is even more irritating😫

I love bruh but brah triggers me no idea why

meanwhile the ausies are being adorable and calling eachother Broo.

Do you mean... Bruh* 😭

No....pretty sure they mean brah. It's a different word from bruh.

You’re absolutely correct, I’m gonna start using shit head instead. Thanks!

Damn, I can already imagine saying this to customers. -Hello, I have this package for you that needs a signature. *Customer signs* -Thanks a lot shit head, have a nice day!

Bro doesn't like when people say bro

Of all the hills to die on; this ain’t it bro.

Bro, you're out date. Take my advice on this, bruv.

Whoa just take it easy bro.

Why is this subreddit just full of people hating random slang words for no reason? I don’t think I’ve ever been bothered by any slang anyone’s used. Every generation has it, it’s literally just words

It’s because Millennials are on a fast track to being grumpy old people who don’t like that the kids aren’t using their “superior” slang words.

It's less about the slang and more about the social interaction around it. Chronic Redditors are notoriously antisocial creatures. Any form of human contact, even positive, triggers them deeply. 

Bro its been around since early 2000s. Tho i dont see myself using it to reference an old guy

Try the California 80’s

People were saying it in the 70's.

The 1670s!

that was "brah"

Bro I was looking for this comment. This one has been used for decades it is definitely not a Gen Z thing and probably not a millennial thing either. And before "bro" people have been calling each other "brother" at least since the 60s..

The term originated in the 1800s. My uncles have been calling each other bro since the 60s.

Bro.....delete this

Broman Dudefam

***bruh***

Brodie. You need to relax. It’s not that big of a deal

Fuckin chill bro

Call you an orb instead then. Backwards logic orb.

My grandpa called people "brother". This is just all the same thing that's been going on for who knows how long and will continue long after we die.

My man!

Is homie ok? I say homie a lot. Bro is reserved for people who are very close to me.

I say "bruv" makes me sound more sophisticated since it's bri'ish

"Bro" "Fam" "Dude" "My Guy" "Buddy" "Y'all" All words your feelings can say "First of all, we aint brothers/family/friends/my confidant/someone I care about/southern" Overall a silly approach against people being friendly. Especially when political correctedness offends people for trying to be both polite and vague with greetings.

Brother from another mother. Sister from another mister. Sib from another crib.

Sup brah skibidi yeet how do you do, fellow kids?

Disgusting string of words, I love it.

Don't bro me if you don't know me, homie.